FabSwingers.com forum: Clerical Assistant

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is what I (Dave)have become

, sifting through shed loads of mail

and nearly all for Sam

hardly any for poor old me

Some really nice stuff

, others not so nice from the arrogant, pushy types

Good job I am at home though to here the mobile "pinging" to make me aware of another message, else I'd never be able to sort out the meets for Sam the greedy little piggie!!

So anybody else got the same job as me then?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

You may get promoted to Social Secretary

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

You could add to the fun by double booking appointments

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i need one of them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yes I can identify with that. My OH tends to deal with the mail but is unable to do this at the moment, with work issues etc, so the last few days I've been answering mails and its a tough and demanding job at times.

When we were meeting then he would browse and send winks, check out the guys' cocks to pick ones I would find aesthetically pleasing, answer mails, put our names down for parties, meet with guys on his own to check them out if he was organising a surprise scenario for me. Whilst I just used the forums. It can be a full time job in itself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mainly all good fun though, at one time yesterday I was outside working and the mobile was going for it

by the time I looked there were 54 messages

and then you get some numbskull..."why haven't you replied?"

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

mainly all good fun though, at one time yesterday I was outside working and the mobile was going for it

by the time I looked there were 54 messages

and then you get some numbskull..."why haven't you replied?"

To which you should have instantly replied "We did, why didn't you come round? Her and her mate were hot to trot but they've gone off the idea now"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mainly all good fun though, at one time yesterday I was outside working and the mobile was going for it

by the time I looked there were 54 messages

and then you get some numbskull..."why haven't you replied?"

To which you should have instantly replied "We did, why didn't you come round? Her and her mate were hot to trot but they've gone off the idea now""

we like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is what I (Dave)have become

, sifting through shed loads of mail

and nearly all for Sam

hardly any for poor old me

Some really nice stuff

, others not so nice from the arrogant, pushy types

Good job I am at home though to here the mobile "pinging" to make me aware of another message, else I'd never be able to sort out the meets for Sam the greedy little piggie!!

So anybody else got the same job as me then?

I have to say it's very refreshing to see a proper furburger in the wild, so to speak. Furkin lovely it is.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have to say it's very refreshing to see a proper furburger in the wild, so to speak. Furkin lovely it is.

She's a cutie, no question.

But I REALLY want a go on that quad.

Not sure how they would take my msg saying "Your wife is gawgess & I'd love to play with her, but before we sort that out is the Quad a 2-stroke or a 4-stroke and how many gears has it got..?"

Some people are REALLY possessive about their quads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say it's very refreshing to see a proper furburger in the wild, so to speak. Furkin lovely it is.

She's a cutie, no question.

But I REALLY want a go on that quad.

Not sure how they would take my msg saying "Your wife is gawgess & I'd love to play with her, but before we sort that out is the Quad a 2-stroke or a 4-stroke and how many gears has it got..?"

Some people are REALLY possessive about their quads."

You're not really here for the swinging, are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have to say it's very refreshing to see a proper furburger in the wild, so to speak. Furkin lovely it is.

She's a cutie, no question.

But I REALLY want a go on that quad.

Not sure how they would take my msg saying "Your wife is gawgess & I'd love to play with her, but before we sort that out is the Quad a 2-stroke or a 4-stroke and how many gears has it got..?"

Some people are REALLY possessive about their quads."

that was a 6-speed 2-stroke that did some damage to me when it threw me into the concrtete mixer

still got a 500 4-stroke that is serious fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have to say it's very refreshing to see a proper furburger in the wild, so to speak. Furkin lovely it is.

She's a cutie, no question.

But I REALLY want a go on that quad.

Not sure how they would take my msg saying "Your wife is gawgess & I'd love to play with her, but before we sort that out is the Quad a 2-stroke or a 4-stroke and how many gears has it got..?"

Some people are REALLY possessive about their quads.

You're not really here for the swinging, are you?

swinging off quads maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are REALLY possessive about their quads."

Prefer twins myself

Well I am getting old and don't have the stamina for more than two at a time now xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Some people are REALLY possessive about their quads.

Prefer twins myself

Well I am getting old and don't have the stamina for more than two at a time now xx

Ha, sometimes you don't have the stamina for one, Gramps!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have to say it's very refreshing to see a proper furburger in the wild, so to speak. Furkin lovely it is.

She's a cutie, no question.

But I REALLY want a go on that quad.

Not sure how they would take my msg saying "Your wife is gawgess & I'd love to play with her, but before we sort that out is the Quad a 2-stroke or a 4-stroke and how many gears has it got..?"

Some people are REALLY possessive about their quads.

that was a 6-speed 2-stroke that did some damage to me when it threw me into the concrtete mixer

still got a 500 4-stroke that is serious fun

Oh my God. I want to ride it. I want to ride it hard, fast and endlessly.

I'll start off slow, of course, but once I get the bitch warmed up I'll be giving her everything I've got just to see if she can take it.

It's gonna be hot, it's gonna be sweaty, there's gonna be swearing, spitting and quite possibly some blood before I finally climb off her, knowing we are both sated.

And, once I've finished with the quad, I wouldn't mind a quick shag with your wife too. (but if she's busy etc, it's not a big deal)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have to say it's very refreshing to see a proper furburger in the wild, so to speak. Furkin lovely it is.

She's a cutie, no question.

But I REALLY want a go on that quad.

Not sure how they would take my msg saying "Your wife is gawgess & I'd love to play with her, but before we sort that out is the Quad a 2-stroke or a 4-stroke and how many gears has it got..?"

Some people are REALLY possessive about their quads.

that was a 6-speed 2-stroke that did some damage to me when it threw me into the concrtete mixer

still got a 500 4-stroke that is serious fun

Oh my God. I want to ride it. I want to ride it hard, fast and endlessly.

I'll start off slow, of course, but once I get the bitch warmed up I'll be giving her everything I've got just to see if she can take it.

It's gonna be hot, it's gonna be sweaty, there's gonna be swearing, spitting and quite possibly some blood before I finally climb off her, knowing we are both sated.

And, once I've finished with the quad, I wouldn't mind a quick shag with your wife too. (but if she's busy etc, it's not a big deal)"

shut up!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well I am one very happy "clerk" and Sam is one very sattisfied lady

Thank you

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Does 'wife first, quad second' work better for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does 'wife first, quad second' work better for you?"

spreadeagled on said machine = double wammy!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Now you're just teasing me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

na, Sam just likes summat hot n throbbin between her legs

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Perfect.

She can jump on the back of the quad with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll tell her when she gets home later

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'll tell her when she gets home later

I'll bring my own Castrol R.

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