FabSwingers.com forum: No shame.... I want a FWB

By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get advertising for one

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

I know that feeling well. Get your filters on and hunt yourself. I've found that the best way as the majority of men will say anything for a fuck then you won't hear from them again.

Chin up and get well soon x

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over a year ago

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Get advertising for one

I am.. thought I'd start off in the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’m getting the same way to be honest

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

I know that feeling well. Get your filters on and hunt yourself. I've found that the best way as the majority of men will say anything for a fuck then you won't hear from them again.

Chin up and get well soon x"

If I didn't organise the socials I'd have them on alas they need to not be on so that people can get added to the guest list.

Men are shit.. I've had 1 meet from here on a 1 2 1 basis in about a year. I just want someone fun to chill and have great sex with.

Thank you... 2.5 weeks of lurgy is just draining me now x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I would like a local friend

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

What have you been getting FoB?

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I think I’m getting the same way to be honest"

5 yrs singke is too long but I love my freedom. I need that in between

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I would like a local friend

He can even keep his socks on!

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

What have you been getting FoB?

Fob???

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

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why haven’t they invented warp drive yet. Dammit.

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Hi

Hey you're not on my door step poppet

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

why haven’t they invented warp drive yet. Dammit. "

They should have by now or at least teleportation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a site that regularly has more than 20k users on line, it's not easy to find the right people.

Good luck and get well soon : )

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

why haven’t they invented warp drive yet. Dammit.

They should have by now or at least teleportation. "
and these geeky science types complain about not getting laid. Lazy nerds.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Yep I want this too

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

I have been ashamed to ask, but now you have given me confidence... Here I am take me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

friends? You sound needy.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Yep I want this too

If you can’t then there’s no hope for the rest of us

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

why haven’t they invented warp drive yet. Dammit.

They should have by now or at least teleportation. and these geeky science types complain about not getting laid. Lazy nerds. "

Hahah indeed. I watched that black mirror - the USS McAllister episode just makes geeks seem even weirder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the same,

I come on here less and less, I’m tired of men messaging expecting me to drop everything just for a shag.

And don’t even get me going on the ones that message me to remind me I’m on a sex site... nope it’s a swingers site.

All here for whatever we choose.

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Yep I want this too

I think you hit a point where you just want something more. Hope you find someone

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I feel the same,

I come on here less and less, I’m tired of men messaging expecting me to drop everything just for a shag.

And don’t even get me going on the ones that message me to remind me I’m on a sex site... nope it’s a swingers site.

All here for whatever we choose.

That's my bug bear and I forever roast ppl that call it a sex site....

Swinging and sex aren't the same and I'm more and more turned off by seeing the veris that fly up as it appears to be a popularity contest as to how many you can screw in a weekend. Makes me actively avoid them. The less free time I have the pickier I am.

Here's hoping you find one that floats your boat

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yep I want this too

I think you hit a point where you just want something more. Hope you find someone "

Yeah, I miss someone for company, cuddles and just to call up and say "hey you wanna hang out?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all, I’m after a FWB, not into one night stands, never have been.

... not all blokes are the same.

I’ll bide my time and won’t collect notches on the bed post.

Hope we all find what we’re looking for xxx

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"friends? You sound needy.

Mr Bee I am deciding that yes I want to be needy. I'd barely any sex last year and well I've been on my own a long time. My heart hasn't completely turned to ice yet so aye I'm needy right now

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Yep I want this too

I think you hit a point where you just want something more. Hope you find someone

Yeah, I miss someone for company, cuddles and just to call up and say "hey you wanna hang out?"

In a nutshell.... dinner or a walk or awesome sex or just cos either has had a shit day and wants a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with needy, we all need that little extra sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"friends? You sound needy.

Mr Bee I am deciding that yes I want to be needy. I'd barely any sex last year and well I've been on my own a long time. My heart hasn't completely turned to ice yet so aye I'm needy right now "

Sounds ideal. I've been looking for a fwb since I came here, they pop up in the most unusual places. Not Manchester apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah the idea of having a FWB that you can hang out and do stuff with sounds great..... Where do you find them though?

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By *inglenfreeMan
over a year ago

london

I've been looking since I joined here. Just want someone to be friends with and do things with not just sex Although that would be an added bonus. Seems an impossible dream.

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts

Here's hoping you find one that floats your boat "

Besides water? Can I float your boat? I am water by the way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get advertising for one

I am.. thought I'd start off in the forum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

Feeling is mutual I actually did “advertise” I wrote a status advertising the vacancy and told all interested to apply within x I’m still going through them now I’m gonna narrow it down to interview stage soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I want this too

I think you hit a point where you just want something more. Hope you find someone

Yeah, I miss someone for company, cuddles and just to call up and say "hey you wanna hang out

In a nutshell.... dinner or a walk or awesome sex or just cos either has had a shit day and wants a cuddle. "

Sounds ideal, someone you click with and can share all the benefits of a couple without the hassle of a full time relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a long term fwb until last autumn and and trying to find similar in here so you're certainly not alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what I want too.

I'm sooo bored of spending weekends on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I want this too

I think you hit a point where you just want something more. Hope you find someone

Yeah, I miss someone for company, cuddles and just to call up and say "hey you wanna hang out

In a nutshell.... dinner or a walk or awesome sex or just cos either has had a shit day and wants a cuddle.

Sounds ideal, someone you click with and can share all the benefits of a couple without the hassle of a full time relationship

Buy if you got on well enough with someone to do all of the above. Why would a relationship be a hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want one too, mine has fucked off again and I,m bored of waiting for him to come back. XXX

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By *rryTMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Me too

One of my 2018 aims

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’d like an FWBATB

Friend with benefits and tea/biscuits

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

matlock

So many ladies looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I want this too

I think you hit a point where you just want something more. Hope you find someone

Yeah, I miss someone for company, cuddles and just to call up and say "hey you wanna hang out

In a nutshell.... dinner or a walk or awesome sex or just cos either has had a shit day and wants a cuddle.

Sounds ideal, someone you click with and can share all the benefits of a couple without the hassle of a full time relationship

Buy if you got on well enough with someone to do all of the above. Why would a relationship be a hassle"

Relationships have restrictions fwb not so much,

I guess the best way i can put it is you could be having dinner with your partner who could be the best looking woman in the world but the girl across in the other table that youve not been with always seems more intresting for a one off

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"I want one too, mine has fucked off again and I,m bored of waiting for him to come back. XXX"

Maybe he was an Adventurer too? Following your name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I want this too

I think you hit a point where you just want something more. Hope you find someone

Yeah, I miss someone for company, cuddles and just to call up and say "hey you wanna hang out

In a nutshell.... dinner or a walk or awesome sex or just cos either has had a shit day and wants a cuddle.

Sounds ideal, someone you click with and can share all the benefits of a couple without the hassle of a full time relationship

Buy if you got on well enough with someone to do all of the above. Why would a relationship be a hassle

Relationships have restrictions fwb not so much,

Get a relationship where your partner finds that quite exciting too

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Relationships or rather the word seems to scare the bejesus out of people.....so on that aspect I'll pass. The labelling of things is where it all seems to fall down.

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over a year ago

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Loves rowing, cooking, baking, photography, rambling conversations and depraved sex games. Seeks similar.

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Loves rowing, cooking, baking, photography, rambling conversations and depraved sex games. Seeks similar.

Haha that's not a bad list of interests

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yep I want this too

I think you hit a point where you just want something more. Hope you find someone

Yeah, I miss someone for company, cuddles and just to call up and say "hey you wanna hang out

In a nutshell.... dinner or a walk or awesome sex or just cos either has had a shit day and wants a cuddle.

Sounds ideal, someone you click with and can share all the benefits of a couple without the hassle of a full time relationship

Yeah, very much that. I don't want my space/life invaded too much but I want someone who wants to spend time with me.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Loves rowing, cooking, baking, photography, rambling conversations and depraved sex games. Seeks similar.

I can't row

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Loves rowing, cooking, baking, photography, rambling conversations and depraved sex games. Seeks similar.

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sculling or arguing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's pretty much what I'm looking for too.

Crazy busy life so no time for the typical dating scene. Plus I'd want to connect with someone open minded and at ease in this kind of world.

So the connection minus the expectation plus the fun.

Is it too much to ask for?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Loves rowing, cooking, baking, photography, rambling conversations and depraved sex games. Seeks similar.

I can't row

The only possible answer can be that any interest in watersports is to be welcomed.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Loves rowing, cooking, baking, photography, rambling conversations and depraved sex games. Seeks similar.

sculling or arguing ?"

I love sculling. Also it's not an argument simply an opportunity to explore differences of opinion

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Loves rowing, cooking, baking, photography, rambling conversations and depraved sex games. Seeks similar.

I can't row

The only possible answer can be that any interest in watersports is to be welcomed.

I own a wetsuit. I shall send evidence

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Loves rowing, cooking, baking, photography, rambling conversations and depraved sex games. Seeks similar.

I can't row

The only possible answer can be that any interest in watersports is to be welcomed.

I own a wetsuit. I shall send evidence

Rubber. Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

I'd like to drink wine and fuck you all.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

They say they want it, in reality they want a quick bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m avalible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

They say they want it, in reality they want a quick bang "

Exactly god it's boring!

Just say it!

I might hang up my swinging shoes soon and have a full time relationship with food.

It makes me a lot happier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

They say they want it, in reality they want a quick bang

Exactly god it's boring!

Just say it!

I might hang up my swinging shoes soon and have a full time relationship with food.

It makes me a lot happier!"

Sounds good to me

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

They say they want it, in reality they want a quick bang "

Some want a quick bang, some want a fwb. I want a fwb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't most of us like or want to be one. Actually there always seems to more people who want to be in that dynamic then don't but yet there's always these threads, maybe supply isn't outstripping demand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here op, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack though

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

They say they want it, in reality they want a quick bang

Exactly god it's boring!

Just say it!

I might hang up my swinging shoes soon and have a full time relationship with food.

It makes me a lot happier!"

Already in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

They say they want it, in reality they want a quick bang

Some want a quick bang, some want a fwb. I want a fwb."

Sshhh. Dint spoil it. Next they'll think we care about them too.

*refering to above comments

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By *ornyyorksMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

Me too

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By *SMMan
over a year ago

Peckham

Had one and it worked just right, Friday/Saturday film food and sex. Shame we moved in different directions.

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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Well I put up an ad and had a whole 3 people reply to me. 2 of which were shorter than me but told me to overlook that (not gonna happen) and the other too old and didn't read my profile and shot himself in the foot before anything even started.

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I put up an ad and had a whole 3 people reply to me. 2 of which were shorter than me but told me to overlook that (not gonna happen) and the other too old and didn't read my profile and shot himself in the foot before anything even started.

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message. "

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you.

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you."

Nah I never am... apparently my profile is daunting and I appear too demanding

Their loss I say. Maybe I'm just meant to bring glitter and sparkle into other peoples lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you.

Nah I never am... apparently my profile is daunting and I appear too demanding

Their loss I say. Maybe I'm just meant to bring glitter and sparkle into other peoples lives "

It is a bit of a tome....the pics are rather nice though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I want this too

Shame your so far away or we could help out with the FWB situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you.

Nah I never am... apparently my profile is daunting and I appear too demanding

Their loss I say. Maybe I'm just meant to bring glitter and sparkle into other peoples lives "

If daunting/demanding = too much effort, then their loss indeed. Sparkle on : )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder what it would be like to have one, then wake up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

Well that's bollocks.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

Well that's bollocks."

. I'm a single guy and I now meet others exclusively with my fwb and been meeting with her for nearly a year. We do exist.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

They say they want it, in reality they want a quick bang "

Quick?

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By *rchid0103Woman
over a year ago

Southport

I would love to find a fwb too xx

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over a year ago

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

Well that's bollocks.

. I'm a single guy and I now meet others exclusively with my fwb and been meeting with her for nearly a year. We do exist."

Maybe the single guys out there just don't want to be FWB with me then

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Don't the majority on here want an FWB? Given the ratio of men to women, I think the chaps are not cutting the mustard in some way ... I mean: just pick one ...

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you.

Nah I never am... apparently my profile is daunting and I appear too demanding

Their loss I say. Maybe I'm just meant to bring glitter and sparkle into other peoples lives "

You could literally pick whoever you want: you have the power on here far more than in real life or on a vanilla site. So enjoy picking ...

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

Well that's bollocks.

. I'm a single guy and I now meet others exclusively with my fwb and been meeting with her for nearly a year. We do exist.

Maybe the single guys out there just don't want to be FWB with me then

Think it's just you haven't met the right single guy for you that's all. We both had other meets which we enjoyed before finding each other (and since actually) but something clicked for us, with the right person I'm sure it would for you too.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

They say they want it, in reality they want a quick bang "
amen sister! I actually fell for the trick in the summer but the sex was kinda worth it so mehhh!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm not gonna lie I want more than a fwb.... I'm not getting any younger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets just be honest after I've had 3 glasses of wine

It's only the women on here that want FWB - the "single men" aren't into it!

So fuck you all I'm going to drink wine and eat chocolate choux buns on my own!

Well that's bollocks.

. I'm a single guy and I now meet others exclusively with my fwb and been meeting with her for nearly a year. We do exist.

Maybe the single guys out there just don't want to be FWB with me then

Yes maybe - but I'm just tired of all the bullshit to be honest - so I've given up.

I'm happy for you both though x

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over a year ago

No shame in wanting a fwb. I want one, but not easy to find. 2018 could be the year. Looking forward to finding out!

I used to be a city lad, but now a country bumpkin (so I been told) not sure if that will help me finding a fwb.

Midlands is nice though

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over a year ago

"No shame in wanting a fwb. I want one, but not easy to find. 2018 could be the year. Looking forward to finding out!

I used to be a city lad, but now a country bumpkin (so I been told) not sure if that will help me finding a fwb.

Midlands is nice though

I want one too. Move to Salisbury. It's nice here, lots of fields

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

matlock

Salisbury is nice not sure about some of the locals though

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"No shame in wanting a fwb. I want one, but not easy to find. 2018 could be the year. Looking forward to finding out!

I used to be a city lad, but now a country bumpkin (so I been told) not sure if that will help me finding a fwb.

Midlands is nice though

I've already moved 170 miles and with no more success than I had previously.

I think the dynamics have changed a lot the past decade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves rowing, cooking, baking, photography, rambling conversations and depraved sex games. Seeks similar.

I can't row

How do you feel about cox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont we all lol. I am looking for one in the alicante area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy to have any of the gorgeous ladies in this thread xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im looking for one too. Was told that my profile is probably scaring guys from messaging as im a no nonsense gal ???

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over a year ago

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you.

Nah I never am... apparently my profile is daunting and I appear too demanding

Their loss I say. Maybe I'm just meant to bring glitter and sparkle into other peoples lives

You could literally pick whoever you want: you have the power on here far more than in real life or on a vanilla site. So enjoy picking ...

Makes you wonder doesn't it? Methinks, perhaps the lady doth complain too much!

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

"hows your father"!

Are we in a carry on film?lol

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

""hows your father"!

Are we in a carry on film?lol"

I think some men believe so!

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Im looking for one too. Was told that my profile is probably scaring guys from messaging as im a no nonsense gal ??? "

Yeah I get told that too

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you.

Nah I never am... apparently my profile is daunting and I appear too demanding

Their loss I say. Maybe I'm just meant to bring glitter and sparkle into other peoples lives

You could literally pick whoever you want: you have the power on here far more than in real life or on a vanilla site. So enjoy picking ...

I don't think it works like that as well you know. It would be great if I could send a message saying "id like you to be my fwb" and for the other person to reply "oh ok" and for us to meet and have epic sex and chll and watch films but it doesnt work like that. Even ppl you meet and get on with it doesn't mean anything more than 1 or 2 nights of rolling around is on the cards.

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you.

Nah I never am... apparently my profile is daunting and I appear too demanding

Their loss I say. Maybe I'm just meant to bring glitter and sparkle into other peoples lives

You could literally pick whoever you want: you have the power on here far more than in real life or on a vanilla site. So enjoy picking ...

Makes you wonder doesn't it? Methinks, perhaps the lady doth complain too much!

You may think that but this lady has had nought for a long time and been single even longer so wheesht my sweet doc

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over a year ago

"No shame in wanting a fwb. I want one, but not easy to find. 2018 could be the year. Looking forward to finding out!

I used to be a city lad, but now a country bumpkin (so I been told) not sure if that will help me finding a fwb.

Midlands is nice though

I've already moved 170 miles and with no more success than I had previously.

I think the dynamics have changed a lot the past decade "

I only been on here since 2015 with no prior swinging/online experience so not sure how the dynamics would have changed.

I do hear people saying "things are not as they used to be" etc

Personally:

I think it is only a matter of time if you really want something. Some people get what they want/need quicker and others could take years...

There is no time limit. I like to think it could happen one day.

In the mean time it will continue to be a fun adventure searching...

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over a year ago

"No shame in wanting a fwb. I want one, but not easy to find. 2018 could be the year. Looking forward to finding out!

I used to be a city lad, but now a country bumpkin (so I been told) not sure if that will help me finding a fwb.

Midlands is nice though

I want one too. Move to Salisbury. It's nice here, lots of fields

Haha you know that, but I am in Robin Hood country now. It feels like this is where I belong. Love it here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont we all lol. I am looking for one in the alicante area

If anyone can, you can shag!

Patience is key

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over a year ago

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you.

Nah I never am... apparently my profile is daunting and I appear too demanding

Their loss I say. Maybe I'm just meant to bring glitter and sparkle into other peoples lives

You could literally pick whoever you want: you have the power on here far more than in real life or on a vanilla site. So enjoy picking ...

Makes you wonder doesn't it? Methinks, perhaps the lady doth complain too much!

You may think that but this lady has had nought for a long time and been single even longer so wheesht my sweet doc "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how are you dealing with the lurgy

apert from all the obvious , garlic , lemon juice , honey , day n night nurse etc etc

the house needs treatment to , especially pillows and cases duvets , sheets , door handles , anything you touch basically needs a wipe over with a wet one dettol cloth

bedding washed and aired

otherwise everytime you get in bed your jumping into the germ

oh yeah , and dont foeget ya keyboard

more germs than a toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want one too. My partner travels a lot for work and is away for weeks at a time, so I get lonely. I would love to have a long term FWB who I could see a couple of times a week, where we could cuddle, talk, go out from time to time, and just hang out without it necessarily being a sexual thing.

But I doubt it will ever happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about "

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

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over a year ago

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man"

Off topic, but still keeping it within the no shame...

Wheesht!! Love that hahahaha

That is going to be part of my daily vocabulary now, but not sure if I would say it correctly...

I need to hear it

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

Off topic, but still keeping it within the no shame...

Wheesht!! Love that hahahaha

That is going to be part of my daily vocabulary now, but not sure if I would say it correctly...

I need to hear it

Haha I think urban dictionary might do a sound bite thing

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you.

Nah I never am... apparently my profile is daunting and I appear too demanding

Their loss I say. Maybe I'm just meant to bring glitter and sparkle into other peoples lives

You could literally pick whoever you want: you have the power on here far more than in real life or on a vanilla site. So enjoy picking ...

I think most chaps on here think correctly thst their emails will go into a black hole, and leave it to the woman to contact them if she's interested. I've stopped emailing for that reason. So just mucking about on the forums I guess

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over a year ago

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

Off topic, but still keeping it within the no shame...

Wheesht!! Love that hahahaha

That is going to be part of my daily vocabulary now, but not sure if I would say it correctly...

I need to hear it

Haha I think urban dictionary might do a sound bite thing "

Nah urban dictionary aint good enough... I need to get the real effect.

I only been to Scotland once, but never heard anyone say it!

I don't want to end up saying:

Wee shit man

See how that would come out all wrong

Wheesht, hang on this might be better...

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesht !!

Oh yeah that is a keeper

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Sad state of affairs when I can't even get a proper message.

I'm amazed, I thought you'd have been swamped with tempting offers by now. You look lovely and sound great, someone's going to be lucky to find you.

Nah I never am... apparently my profile is daunting and I appear too demanding

Their loss I say. Maybe I'm just meant to bring glitter and sparkle into other peoples lives

You could literally pick whoever you want: you have the power on here far more than in real life or on a vanilla site. So enjoy picking ...

Yeah well I'm bamboozled at that because I never have hundreds of messages in a week never mind a day.... so goodness knows

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

Off topic, but still keeping it within the no shame...

Wheesht!! Love that hahahaha

That is going to be part of my daily vocabulary now, but not sure if I would say it correctly...

I need to hear it

Haha I think urban dictionary might do a sound bite thing

Nah urban dictionary aint good enough... I need to get the real effect.

I only been to Scotland once, but never heard anyone say it!

I don't want to end up saying:

Wee shit man

See how that would come out all wrong

Wheesht, hang on this might be better...

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesht !!

Oh yeah that is a keeper

Hahaha I'm not using those digits just for me to tell you to wheesht haha

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over a year ago

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man"

" a little part time number"

How funny is that?

Some of these men are living in 1953. I swear it

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yeah I need a little local part-time number......well, about six foot, well-built, with a nice comfy bachelor pad.....

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I think I've got dementia ... I must have... Pills ... Top pocket ...

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over a year ago

"Yeah I need a little local part-time number......well, about six foot, well-built, with a nice comfy bachelor pad.....

In Mordor? They will only try and destroy your ring...

OK I'll just leave by that window you picked

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over a year ago

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

" a little part time number"

How funny is that?

Some of these men are living in 1953. I swear it"

Really a serious question but what is a FWB if they're not part time, that was the all point? Really, isn't it, a friend who gets called upon to have sex every now and then, part-time by definition, surely?

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

" a little part time number"

How funny is that?

Some of these men are living in 1953. I swear it

No that's a fb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wont find one around your area. Theyre all dings. Ive been looking for years

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over a year ago

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

" a little part time number"

How funny is that?

Some of these men are living in 1953. I swear it

No that's a fb"

Is a FB not a friend? or does one have more sex with a FB or FWB? I'm genuinely confused.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Isn't it fairly simple, if one is having regular meets and veris as most of the women on these threads are, to turn one of 'em into an fwb type siduation? I mean: try being a single bloke on here: now that's hard work ...

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over a year ago

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

" a little part time number"

How funny is that?

Some of these men are living in 1953. I swear it

No that's a fb

Is a FB not a friend? or does one have more sex with a FB or FWB? I'm genuinely confused.

I'm confused as to why men dont get that we aren't all sitting at home doing fuck all, waiting for them.

Suggestions like " get a little part time number and get out more" just illustrate that some men are stuck in the dark ages

Its a confusing old world

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

FB.... one who you may see occasionally clubbing it have had sex with but there's no real chemistry as such it is what it is. You don't really message outside of a quick hook up

FWB .. someone who is a friend first and foremost. You go out together, socialise..watch films etc a mini relationship without the title of a relationship and non monogamous.

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

" a little part time number"

How funny is that?

Some of these men are living in 1953. I swear it

No that's a fb

Is a FB not a friend? or does one have more sex with a FB or FWB? I'm genuinely confused.

I'm confused as to why men dont get that we aren't all sitting at home doing fuck all, waiting for them.

Suggestions like " get a little part time number and get out more" just illustrate that some men are stuck in the dark ages

Its a confusing old world"

Yeah it's a bit ye olde worlde

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over a year ago

"FB.... one who you may see occasionally clubbing it have had sex with but there's no real chemistry as such it is what it is. You don't really message outside of a quick hook up

FWB .. someone who is a friend first and foremost. You go out together, socialise..watch films etc a mini relationship without the title of a relationship and non monogamous. "

Could i add

RFB regular fuck buddy, 5 or 6 times a month, only ever contact is when either us require sex. Works well for me and him. Both tell each other who we have seen outside our ow relationship.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

" a little part time number"

How funny is that?

Some of these men are living in 1953. I swear it

No that's a fb

Is a FB not a friend? or does one have more sex with a FB or FWB? I'm genuinely confused.

I'm confused as to why men dont get that we aren't all sitting at home doing fuck all, waiting for them.

Suggestions like " get a little part time number and get out more" just illustrate that some men are stuck in the dark ages

Its a confusing old world"

There are plenty of women stuck there too y'know ... Why aren't they using their power? It took long enough to attain. Maybe they haven't realised they've got it yet??

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over a year ago

"FB.... one who you may see occasionally clubbing it have had sex with but there's no real chemistry as such it is what it is. You don't really message outside of a quick hook up

FWB .. someone who is a friend first and foremost. You go out together, socialise..watch films etc a mini relationship without the title of a relationship and non monogamous. "

Okay, thanks for that although FB sounds a bit like a free pro.

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over a year ago

"do you fwb wanters work

somuch more chance of meeting if youve got a little part time number , get out n about

What are you on about? I work 40 hrs a week and I'm a full time parent. Wheesht your noise man

" a little part time number"

How funny is that?

Some of these men are living in 1953. I swear it

No that's a fb

Is a FB not a friend? or does one have more sex with a FB or FWB? I'm genuinely confused.

I'm confused as to why men dont get that we aren't all sitting at home doing fuck all, waiting for them.

Suggestions like " get a little part time number and get out more" just illustrate that some men are stuck in the dark ages

Its a confusing old world"

Leave the dishes in the sink darling, I'll let you put your shoes back on for the night . Don't forget to smile, all pretty like.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

That's what I've been looking for since I came back and nowt. So I stopped looking.

You never know...

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over a year ago

"That's what I've been looking for since I came back and nowt. So I stopped looking.

You never know..."

Well if you will keep disappearing on your polar expeditions what do you expect!!

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over a year ago

" It would be great if I could send a message saying "id like you to be my fwb" and for the other person to reply "oh ok" and for us to meet and have epic sex and chll and watch films but it doesnt work like that. "

If we didnt live 100+ miles apart, I'd like you to be my FWB.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm utterly sick of the unicorn banter at the moment. It's been far too long since I had a FWB. I want someone funny and honest and good looking and on my wave length!

Maybe it's cos I'm not well but right now I want more than a "how's your father" and out the door.

Well if I were 10 years younger I'd whisk you off to a pineapple shaped folly in the Highlands

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over a year ago

"Yep I want this too

Shame your so far away or we could help out with the FWB situation.

We'd just like it to be so laid back as in.. "Any plans this weekend" ? Our reply few glasses of wine Friday, Xtasia Saturday and chilling Sunday. Fancy joining us??

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I’m thinking I need a FWH

Friend with helicopter

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

They are on here OP, don't lose hope. I met a fantastic one on here I've been with for 2 years. It's not all about sex either, sometimes we go to cinema pub etc. Yesterday I was stuck for a lift to pick up a new car, like a true friend he stepped in and helped xx

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I only ever wanted a FWB - found 'full on'relationships too suffocating. Alas, never happened.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yeah I need a little local part-time number......well, about six foot, well-built, with a nice comfy bachelor pad.....

In Mordor? They will only try and destroy your ring...

OK I'll just leave by that window you picked

A nice warm cave would be acceptable...

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over a year ago

"Yeah I need a little local part-time number......well, about six foot, well-built, with a nice comfy bachelor pad.....

In Mordor? They will only try and destroy your ring...

OK I'll just leave by that window you picked

A nice warm cave would be acceptable...

Puts another log on the fire...

Soon have you out of those wet socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a FwB or more

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yeah I need a little local part-time number......well, about six foot, well-built, with a nice comfy bachelor pad.....

In Mordor? They will only try and destroy your ring...

OK I'll just leave by that window you picked

A nice warm cave would be acceptable...

Puts another log on the fire...

Soon have you out of those wet socks

My socks are not wet I'l have you know....but it is very chilly tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot to read in your write up, I didn't read it all... but I did look all your pictures!

Beautiful girl. No idea why no FWB?

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over a year ago

"Yeah I need a little local part-time number......well, about six foot, well-built, with a nice comfy bachelor pad.....

In Mordor? They will only try and destroy your ring...

OK I'll just leave by that window you picked

A nice warm cave would be acceptable...

Puts another log on the fire...

Soon have you out of those wet socks

My socks are not wet I'l have you know....but it is very chilly tonight!!"

Come warm your ass...err feet by the fire

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over a year ago

It usually happens when you least expect it!

I turned down a meet and cancelled on him twice and I'm now married to him! Persistent little bugger. What started as a FWB became more!

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over a year ago

"Yeah I need a little local part-time number......well, about six foot, well-built, with a nice comfy bachelor pad.....

In Mordor? They will only try and destroy your ring...

OK I'll just leave by that window you picked

A nice warm cave would be acceptable...

Puts another log on the fire...

Soon have you out of those wet socks

My socks are not wet I'l have you know....but it is very chilly tonight!!"

Put some clothes on then Mare and stop waggling your arse in the air!!

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over a year ago

"I’m thinking I need a FWH

Friend with helicopter

That is sooo last year!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I’m thinking I need a FWH

Friend with helicopter

That is sooo last year!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yeah I need a little local part-time number......well, about six foot, well-built, with a nice comfy bachelor pad.....

In Mordor? They will only try and destroy your ring...

OK I'll just leave by that window you picked

A nice warm cave would be acceptable...

Puts another log on the fire...

Soon have you out of those wet socks

My socks are not wet I'l have you know....but it is very chilly tonight!!

Put some clothes on then Mare and stop waggling your arse in the air!!

Fna fna!

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I’m thinking I need a FWH

Friend with helicopter

That is sooo last year!

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i feel I’m missing a forum joke ...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I’m thinking I need a FWH

Friend with helicopter

That is sooo last year!

i feel I’m missing a forum joke ..."

Nice hat!

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