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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right let's see who has the best jokes

I will start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now completely nude, she purred at him,

"What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A man and his wife are fighting a divorce case in court. The issue is who should get custody of the child. The wife said: "Your Honor, I brought this child into this world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody." The Judge then asked to the husband: "What do you have to say in your defense?" The man thinks for a while and says: "Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a Pepsi vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? The machine or mine?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They both made me laugh. I’m terrible at jokes so I don’t have any.

If you ever do a sarcastic response thread, please let me know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I said to the wife, "I'm buying an animal or two. Do you want a goat to keep the grass down, or chickens for eggs?"

She replied, "I'd love a decent cock to wake me in the mornings for a change."????????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like simple origami over the more traditional style.

The advantages are two fold

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