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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On how ta keep a Scottish bint wi a poorly hand happy fa a few days from Friday onwards xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Tell her that Hearts won.

It may not be true but what the heck.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"On how ta keep a Scottish bint wi a poorly hand happy fa a few days from Friday onwards xx "
dress up in a silly outfit and wait on her every whim? Or do ya do that already?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"On how ta keep a Scottish bint wi a poorly hand happy fa a few days from Friday onwards xx "

How about putting on a little musical number for her?

I'm sure you'd find a nice woman and six other volunteers if you asked nicely?

Maybe set in a new scene, the jungle of Africa where the grass is tall ( relatively speaking )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On how ta keep a Scottish bint wi a poorly hand happy fa a few days from Friday onwards xx dress up in a silly outfit and wait on her every whim? Or do ya do that already?"

Aye that's a given bad hand or not xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Spend money on her! Works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Tell her that Hearts won.

It may not be true but what the heck."

She tends to kill the closest thing to hand so that's a no then xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spend money on her! Works a treat."

Fa a change you mean? Xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Spend money on her! Works a treat.

Fa a change you mean? Xx "

The way to a womans heart is via a credit card bill as long as your arm. Or my arm, cos its longer.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Confucious, he say : Woman who thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, sets her sights too high.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Confucious, he say : Woman who thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, sets her sights too high. "

Xx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"On how ta keep a Scottish bint wi a poorly hand happy fa a few days from Friday onwards xx "

i've been looking for the answer to that question,for 30 years(minus the poorly hand)

if you find something that works,please let me know.

ps please please please.

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

send her my way soapy lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"send her my way soapy lol x"

Bugger off I ain't seen her fa a month lol xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"send her my way soapy lol x

Bugger off I ain't seen her fa a month lol xx "

That worked lol

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"send her my way soapy lol x

Bugger off I ain't seen her fa a month lol xx "

ok you come too lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"send her my way soapy lol x

Bugger off I ain't seen her fa a month lol xx

ok you come too lol x"

Ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Confucious, he say : Woman who thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, sets her sights too high. "

or was that tights?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"send her my way soapy lol x

Bugger off I ain't seen her fa a month lol xx

ok you come too lol x

Ok xx "

deal! kettle is on lol. now hurry so i can order this takeaway lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"send her my way soapy lol x

Bugger off I ain't seen her fa a month lol xx

ok you come too lol x

Ok xx

deal! kettle is on lol. now hurry so i can order this

takeaway lol x"

Bugger your keen she ain't even here till Friday xx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"send her my way soapy lol x

Bugger off I ain't seen her fa a month lol xx

ok you come too lol x

Ok xx

deal! kettle is on lol. now hurry so i can order this

takeaway lol x

Bugger your keen she ain't even here till Friday xx "

your chips are going to be cold then lol x

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"On how ta keep a Scottish bint wi a poorly hand happy fa a few days from Friday onwards xx "

Two words....hitachi wand

Failing that ,come visit us

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You are all wrong....and I'm especially disappointed in Femme!!!

The answer is of course Champagne and Shoes!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Got both thanks

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Buckfast and a deep fried Mars bar.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Boak. never had either in my life and don't intend to start now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy , You should offer to hand feed said Eccose Queenie, with a £2 Mealie pudding supper from the world famous Bervie chipper, suitably washed down with a glass or two of Glenfarclas 40 Year Old - "Scottish Classic Alan Breck Whiskey" (Apparently a snip at just £ 1449.95p a bottle…!.. pfft)

Oh and you should do this fully naked, apart from wearing a jaunty angled Tam o'Shanter and a tattoo on your left buttock proclaiming your fondness for all things Andy Stewart, whilst simultaneously whistling four verses of Flower of Scotland.....

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Soapy , You should offer to hand feed said Eccose Queenie, with a £2 Mealie pudding supper from the world famous Bervie chipper, suitably washed down with a glass or two of Glenfarclas 40 Year Old - "Scottish Classic Alan Breck Whiskey" (Apparently a snip at just £ 1449.95p a bottle…!.. pfft)

Oh and you should do this fully naked, apart from wearing a jaunty angled Tam o'Shanter and a tattoo on your left buttock proclaiming your fondness for all things Andy Stewart, whilst simultaneously whistling four verses of Flower of Scotland.....

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there ya go soapy. soxy made it all simple for ya! what more could you ask lol x

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