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RECIPE FOR MAKING LOVE

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

INGREDIENTS:

4 Laughing eyes

4 Well-shaped legs

4 Loving arms

2 Firm milk containers

2 Nuts

1 Fur-lined mixing bowl

1 Firm banana

DIRECTIONS:

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed.

For best results, continue to knead milk containers

5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

NOTES:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

3. If cake rises, leave town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brill xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

'kin 'ell, i remember that from the college rag mag from what institute i attended. From back in 19..'s, er the old days.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

get someone else to lick mixing bowl

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

there are a few men that love to lick the used bowl clean

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"get someone else to lick mixing bowl "

i'm a self raising, flower

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"get someone else to lick mixing bowl

i'm a self raising, flower "

does that mean i dont ge to use my raising agents

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

lol elkie

alternative simpler recipe.

take one cock

take one hand

shuffle

aaaaaahhhh

do not cuddle after

sleep

mmmmmmm tasty.

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By *ue care and attention OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"lol elkie

alternative simpler recipe.

take one cock

take one hand

shuffle

aaaaaahhhh

do not cuddle after

sleep

mmmmmmm tasty. "

Is that the meal for one???

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"lol elkie

alternative simpler recipe.

take one cock

take one hand

shuffle

aaaaaahhhh

do not cuddle after

sleep

mmmmmmm tasty. "

is that for a lemon drizzle cake

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

fairy cakes?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"lol elkie

alternative simpler recipe.

take one cock

take one hand

shuffle

aaaaaahhhh

do not cuddle after

sleep

mmmmmmm tasty.

is that for a lemon drizzle cake "

i'm sharing evesh,would you like some.

mmmmm tasty.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"lol elkie

alternative simpler recipe.

take one cock

take one hand

shuffle

aaaaaahhhh

do not cuddle after

sleep

mmmmmmm tasty.

is that for a lemon drizzle cake

i'm sharing evesh,would you like some.

mmmmm tasty. "

well it would be rude not to

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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A little bit of me and a whole lot of you

Add a dash of starlight and a dozen roses, too

Then let it rise for a hundred years or two

And that's the recipe for making love

It doesn't need sugar 'cause it's already sweet

It doesn't need an oven 'cause it's got a lot of heat

Just add a dash of kisses to make it all complete

And that's the recipe for making love

And if you've made it right you'll know it

It's not like anything you've made before

And if you've made it wrong you'll know it

'Cause it won't keep you coming back for more

I didn't get it from my grandma's book upon the shelf

I didn't get it from a magical and culinary elf

No, a little birdie told me you can't make it by yourself

And that's the recipe for making love

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