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"That’s not chat, it’s motivational discussion, essential to the strategy of the exercise regime " Seriously, this is important in “behaviour change”. It’s why Slimming World etc is more effective than just trying to lose weight on your own, Alcoholics Anonymous as a support group, etc... | |||
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"That’s not chat, it’s motivational discussion, essential to the strategy of the exercise regime Seriously, this is important in “behaviour change”. It’s why Slimming World etc is more effective than just trying to lose weight on your own, Alcoholics Anonymous as a support group, etc..." | |||
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"I’m massively failing so far, I was in Brum with the family until the 2nd and was then struck down by tonsillitis " You haven't failed, you just haven't started to succeed yet Get well first, then you can start.... | |||
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"Well the 5k runner app isn’t free in week 2 they want you to pay a premium so it’s deleted. Done my 5th run 5 minutes walking warm up 5 minutes running and so on then 5 minutes cool down then stretching feel good also benched 100kg for 2 reps today chuffed with that " Good work! | |||
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"Well the 5k runner app isn’t free in week 2 they want you to pay a premium so it’s deleted. Done my 5th run 5 minutes walking warm up 5 minutes running and so on then 5 minutes cool down then stretching feel good also benched 100kg for 2 reps today chuffed with that Good work! " Cheers x | |||
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"Well the 5k runner app isn’t free in week 2 they want you to pay a premium so it’s deleted. Done my 5th run 5 minutes walking warm up 5 minutes running and so on then 5 minutes cool down then stretching feel good also benched 100kg for 2 reps today chuffed with that " That's good work, the one I have is free it keeps offering me premium but I just ignore it and carry on as normal | |||
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"I’m massively failing so far, I was in Brum with the family until the 2nd and was then struck down by tonsillitis You haven't failed, you just haven't started to succeed yet Get well first, then you can start...." | |||
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"4.2 miles run/walk done in 52 minutes. 12:18 pace. Feel much better for having done that, despite the cold wind and icy rain! A perfect example of the first step out of the door being the hardest, was mumbling and grumbling to myself as I walked down the drive, but soon as I started running my whole mood lifted and I perversely started enjoying the crappy weather! Now for a hot shower and to start the preening process before tonight's fun and games ??" Good work Getting started is sometimes the hardest part | |||
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"Week 2 run 1 was a fail. So i can run for 90 seconds... but not 5 times. Just 1. The rest can only be described as not running. I stand by my #LikeAToddlerChasingAPug I await my t-shirt" Its not a fail, just go back to week 1 day 3 (unless anyone else has a tip ), you will get there | |||
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"Week 2 run 1 was a fail. So i can run for 90 seconds... but not 5 times. Just 1. The rest can only be described as not running. I stand by my #LikeAToddlerChasingAPug I await my t-shirt Its not a fail, just go back to week 1 day 3 (unless anyone else has a tip ), you will get there " Thanks Dels. I’m relentless. I will get there. | |||
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"Week 2 run 1 was a fail. So i can run for 90 seconds... but not 5 times. Just 1. The rest can only be described as not running. I stand by my #LikeAToddlerChasingAPug I await my t-shirt Its not a fail, just go back to week 1 day 3 (unless anyone else has a tip ), you will get there Thanks Dels. I’m relentless. I will get there. " Cool, I'll be watching how you get on as i think i got stuck there last year and went swimming instead lol | |||
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"I did the first run of week 2 yesterday and managed it, although the final run was more of a zombie stagger. If you could only do one run I’d have a rest day and try the week 2 run again. Did you have a meal just before? Give yourself the best chance of succeeding. Keep on Running by the Spencer Davies Group on your headphones " No it was on an empty stomach but honestly... I’m really not a runner haha. I was surprised I managed the first one after the lack of success this week. You know what though? I got this. We all have. Persistence is the key. | |||
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"I did the first run of week 2 yesterday and managed it, although the final run was more of a zombie stagger. If you could only do one run I’d have a rest day and try the week 2 run again. Did you have a meal just before? Give yourself the best chance of succeeding. Keep on Running by the Spencer Davies Group on your headphones No it was on an empty stomach but honestly... I’m really not a runner haha. I was surprised I managed the first one after the lack of success this week. You know what though? I got this. We all have. Persistence is the key. " Try get some food in you 30-60 minutes before you exercise, try the run again with some energy in you, | |||
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"Having done my 3 runs in 3 days, had 2 days off going to do a run tonight, then next on Monday " Cool, well done! | |||
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"I did the first run of week 2 yesterday and managed it, although the final run was more of a zombie stagger. If you could only do one run I’d have a rest day and try the week 2 run again. Did you have a meal just before? Give yourself the best chance of succeeding. Keep on Running by the Spencer Davies Group on your headphones No it was on an empty stomach but honestly... I’m really not a runner haha. I was surprised I managed the first one after the lack of success this week. You know what though? I got this. We all have. Persistence is the key. Try get some food in you 30-60 minutes before you exercise, try the run again with some energy in you, " And I thought you weren't supposed to exercise on a full stomach? | |||
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"Week 2 run 1 was a fail. So i can run for 90 seconds... but not 5 times. Just 1. The rest can only be described as not running. I stand by my #LikeAToddlerChasingAPug I await my t-shirt" The t-shirts WILL happen! | |||
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"If you exercise in a full stomach maybe, I'm not saying wolf down fish and chips and then go running But if you are feeling lethargic when exercising you aren't putting enough energy in your body, Yes fasting exercise burns more fat but you need to be fit to do that, it is more important to fuel your body to complete the exercise," If you're doing c25k, then the amount of calories you will be burning will be minimal, generally you will burn 100 calories/mile as a rough guide, so you are unlikely to go over 200 i would have thought, which is probably just a piece of fruit or a couple of biscuits. You can fuel that with what you already have in your body, even if you run first thing in the morning before any food at all. Don't get suckered in to thinking you need big meals or energy drinks or the like to do this,because you Don't, and it will just cause you to gain weight. If you are feeling lethargic during your run, it's much more likely to be general fatigue due to lack of fitness, insufficient rest since your previous tun, or most likely a sugar crash caused by having eaten too much high carb/sugar food before your run | |||
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"If you exercise in a full stomach maybe, I'm not saying wolf down fish and chips and then go running But if you are feeling lethargic when exercising you aren't putting enough energy in your body, Yes fasting exercise burns more fat but you need to be fit to do that, it is more important to fuel your body to complete the exercise, If you're doing c25k, then the amount of calories you will be burning will be minimal, generally you will burn 100 calories/mile as a rough guide, so you are unlikely to go over 200 i would have thought, which is probably just a piece of fruit or a couple of biscuits. You can fuel that with what you already have in your body, even if you run first thing in the morning before any food at all. Don't get suckered in to thinking you need big meals or energy drinks or the like to do this,because you Don't, and it will just cause you to gain weight. If you are feeling lethargic during your run, it's much more likely to be general fatigue due to lack of fitness, insufficient rest since your previous tun, or most likely a sugar crash caused by having eaten too much high carb/sugar food before your run" True, this morning I had a banana about 2 hours before I ran (no other breakfast) and felt fine. Even when I ran marathons, a bowl of porridge 3 hours before was enough. | |||
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"If you exercise in a full stomach maybe, I'm not saying wolf down fish and chips and then go running But if you are feeling lethargic when exercising you aren't putting enough energy in your body, Yes fasting exercise burns more fat but you need to be fit to do that, it is more important to fuel your body to complete the exercise," Thanks for the advice,maybe have me tea a couple of hours before I go for a run then | |||
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"Week 1 run 3 done again today did 1.60 miles Wednesday and 1.68 today Is there a free app that does the whole program does anyone know?" There are loads of free apps in the app store, not sure which ones are best though. | |||
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"Week 1 run 3 done again today did 1.60 miles Wednesday and 1.68 today Is there a free app that does the whole program does anyone know? There are loads of free apps in the app store, not sure which ones are best though. " The 1 I was using stops in week 2 you have to pay upgrade to get the rest | |||
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"Week 1 run 3 done again today did 1.60 miles Wednesday and 1.68 today Is there a free app that does the whole program does anyone know? There are loads of free apps in the app store, not sure which ones are best though. The 1 I was using stops in week 2 you have to pay upgrade to get the rest " If you google NHS Couch to 5k there’s a free podcast you can use. I hear it’s really good. | |||
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"Good stuff and well done every one I'm reading some very inspirational story's there. Stick with it, it's only the first week and generaly the hardest in some respects to making sure you get out and do it, but keep it going and it will get easier, more comfortable and rewarding as you progress *enthusiastically claps hands " Thanks for your encouragement on the thread. | |||
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"Right - I’m running this morning. Yes I am. I am. Definitely. Don’t want to stay in this warm bed. Nooooo sireeeee. I want to go out, wearing Lycra and run in the mud. Definitely. " Do it, do it, do it Best of luck and let us know how you get on Op | |||
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"Right - I’m running this morning. Yes I am. I am. Definitely. Don’t want to stay in this warm bed. Nooooo sireeeee. I want to go out, wearing Lycra and run in the mud. Definitely. Do it, do it, do it Best of luck and let us know how you get on Op " *sigh* ok ok ok. | |||
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"Good stuff and well done every one I'm reading some very inspirational story's there. Stick with it, it's only the first week and generaly the hardest in some respects to making sure you get out and do it, but keep it going and it will get easier, more comfortable and rewarding as you progress *enthusiastically claps hands Thanks for your encouragement on the thread. " I love my fitness, though you may not see that when looking at me lol, and I've always encouraged anyone with any physical exercise no matter what their level, in fact I have more respect for those who are setting out and trying to make a change to themselves than the honed athlete streaking off into the distance So if I can offer any advice or give support in any way then I'm here | |||
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"Good stuff and well done every one I'm reading some very inspirational story's there. Stick with it, it's only the first week and generaly the hardest in some respects to making sure you get out and do it, but keep it going and it will get easier, more comfortable and rewarding as you progress *enthusiastically claps hands Thanks for your encouragement on the thread. I love my fitness, though you may not see that when looking at me lol, and I've always encouraged anyone with any physical exercise no matter what their level, in fact I have more respect for those who are setting out and trying to make a change to themselves than the honed athlete streaking off into the distance So if I can offer any advice or give support in any way then I'm here " Thanks. There should be more bed-based exercise. Exercise you can do under the duvet. I wonder if anyone, on the whole of Fab, could think of anything that would raise the heart rate in bed... Seems like an impossible dream. | |||
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"Good stuff and well done every one I'm reading some very inspirational story's there. Stick with it, it's only the first week and generaly the hardest in some respects to making sure you get out and do it, but keep it going and it will get easier, more comfortable and rewarding as you progress *enthusiastically claps hands Thanks for your encouragement on the thread. I love my fitness, though you may not see that when looking at me lol, and I've always encouraged anyone with any physical exercise no matter what their level, in fact I have more respect for those who are setting out and trying to make a change to themselves than the honed athlete streaking off into the distance So if I can offer any advice or give support in any way then I'm here Thanks. There should be more bed-based exercise. Exercise you can do under the duvet. I wonder if anyone, on the whole of Fab, could think of anything that would raise the heart rate in bed... Seems like an impossible dream. " Quite partial to a bit of horizontal jogging myself too and boy does that raise my heart rate... lol And no I've not used my heart rate monitor for that.... yet lol | |||
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"Ok... where we running..? X" This old thread explains everything. If you want to join us, post on this thread and I’ll add you to week two. I’ll put up the runners for wrk two later today. https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/713707 Welcome! | |||
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"Good stuff and well done every one I'm reading some very inspirational story's there. Stick with it, it's only the first week and generaly the hardest in some respects to making sure you get out and do it, but keep it going and it will get easier, more comfortable and rewarding as you progress *enthusiastically claps hands Thanks for your encouragement on the thread. I love my fitness, though you may not see that when looking at me lol, and I've always encouraged anyone with any physical exercise no matter what their level, in fact I have more respect for those who are setting out and trying to make a change to themselves than the honed athlete streaking off into the distance So if I can offer any advice or give support in any way then I'm here Thanks. There should be more bed-based exercise. Exercise you can do under the duvet. I wonder if anyone, on the whole of Fab, could think of anything that would raise the heart rate in bed... Seems like an impossible dream. Quite partial to a bit of horizontal jogging myself too and boy does that raise my heart rate... lol And no I've not used my heart rate monitor for that.... yet lol" I think it’s your duty to this thread to do so and report back. | |||
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"Good stuff and well done every one I'm reading some very inspirational story's there. Stick with it, it's only the first week and generaly the hardest in some respects to making sure you get out and do it, but keep it going and it will get easier, more comfortable and rewarding as you progress *enthusiastically claps hands Thanks for your encouragement on the thread. I love my fitness, though you may not see that when looking at me lol, and I've always encouraged anyone with any physical exercise no matter what their level, in fact I have more respect for those who are setting out and trying to make a change to themselves than the honed athlete streaking off into the distance So if I can offer any advice or give support in any way then I'm here Thanks. There should be more bed-based exercise. Exercise you can do under the duvet. I wonder if anyone, on the whole of Fab, could think of anything that would raise the heart rate in bed... Seems like an impossible dream. Quite partial to a bit of horizontal jogging myself too and boy does that raise my heart rate... lol And no I've not used my heart rate monitor for that.... yet lol I think it’s your duty to this thread to do so and report back. " If that's the case I will need a willing femail accomplice to carry out this important experiment with all in the name of medical reserch lol | |||
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"Good stuff and well done every one I'm reading some very inspirational story's there. Stick with it, it's only the first week and generaly the hardest in some respects to making sure you get out and do it, but keep it going and it will get easier, more comfortable and rewarding as you progress *enthusiastically claps hands Thanks for your encouragement on the thread. I love my fitness, though you may not see that when looking at me lol, and I've always encouraged anyone with any physical exercise no matter what their level, in fact I have more respect for those who are setting out and trying to make a change to themselves than the honed athlete streaking off into the distance So if I can offer any advice or give support in any way then I'm here Thanks. There should be more bed-based exercise. Exercise you can do under the duvet. I wonder if anyone, on the whole of Fab, could think of anything that would raise the heart rate in bed... Seems like an impossible dream. Quite partial to a bit of horizontal jogging myself too and boy does that raise my heart rate... lol And no I've not used my heart rate monitor for that.... yet lol I think it’s your duty to this thread to do so and report back. If that's the case I will need a willing femail accomplice to carry out this important experiment with all in the name of medical reserch lol" I admire your commitment to science. | |||
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"Good stuff and well done every one I'm reading some very inspirational story's there. Stick with it, it's only the first week and generaly the hardest in some respects to making sure you get out and do it, but keep it going and it will get easier, more comfortable and rewarding as you progress *enthusiastically claps hands Thanks for your encouragement on the thread. I love my fitness, though you may not see that when looking at me lol, and I've always encouraged anyone with any physical exercise no matter what their level, in fact I have more respect for those who are setting out and trying to make a change to themselves than the honed athlete streaking off into the distance So if I can offer any advice or give support in any way then I'm here Thanks. There should be more bed-based exercise. Exercise you can do under the duvet. I wonder if anyone, on the whole of Fab, could think of anything that would raise the heart rate in bed... Seems like an impossible dream. Quite partial to a bit of horizontal jogging myself too and boy does that raise my heart rate... lol And no I've not used my heart rate monitor for that.... yet lol I think it’s your duty to this thread to do so and report back. If that's the case I will need a willing femail accomplice to carry out this important experiment with all in the name of medical reserch lol I admire your commitment to science. " I admire his opportunistic technique lol | |||
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"Good stuff and well done every one I'm reading some very inspirational story's there. Stick with it, it's only the first week and generaly the hardest in some respects to making sure you get out and do it, but keep it going and it will get easier, more comfortable and rewarding as you progress *enthusiastically claps hands Thanks for your encouragement on the thread. I love my fitness, though you may not see that when looking at me lol, and I've always encouraged anyone with any physical exercise no matter what their level, in fact I have more respect for those who are setting out and trying to make a change to themselves than the honed athlete streaking off into the distance So if I can offer any advice or give support in any way then I'm here Thanks. There should be more bed-based exercise. Exercise you can do under the duvet. I wonder if anyone, on the whole of Fab, could think of anything that would raise the heart rate in bed... Seems like an impossible dream. Quite partial to a bit of horizontal jogging myself too and boy does that raise my heart rate... lol And no I've not used my heart rate monitor for that.... yet lol I think it’s your duty to this thread to do so and report back. If that's the case I will need a willing femail accomplice to carry out this important experiment with all in the name of medical reserch lol I admire your commitment to science. I admire his opportunistic technique lol" It wasn't me.... it was MrsTrellis's fault lol | |||
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"Been ill hopefully starting Monday " You star. I’ll keep you on the runner list. Good luck and report back. | |||
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"I ran week two, run 1 this morning. It was... It was... *crosses fingers*... it was easy. Ok, ok, I can’t lie to my running buddies. It was bloody hard. Somehow adding an extra 30 seconds felt like it added 5 minutes. By the sixth 90 second run I was knackered. But... I DID IT... and never was the slogan more apt #LikeAToddlerChasingAPug" Brilliant work I have my week 2 day 1 run tomorrow Hope the calves hold up. They felt very tight Friday almost like they were going to ‘pull’ Have suffered with weakness here since my footballing days Wish me luck lol | |||
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"I only bloody did it. Week 2 run 1 complete. It totally counts that the dogs were on one and dragged me for the last 2 90 seconders. I think imma just gonna sit on my arse now. My Fit bit thinks someone new is wearing it. Never before has the ‘run’ option been used! " You absolute star! Very very well done. You may sit and glow with pride all day!!! | |||
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"I ran week two, run 1 this morning. It was... It was... *crosses fingers*... it was easy. Ok, ok, I can’t lie to my running buddies. It was bloody hard. Somehow adding an extra 30 seconds felt like it added 5 minutes. By the sixth 90 second run I was knackered. But... I DID IT... and never was the slogan more apt #LikeAToddlerChasingAPug Brilliant work I have my week 2 day 1 run tomorrow Hope the calves hold up. They felt very tight Friday almost like they were going to ‘pull’ Have suffered with weakness here since my footballing days Wish me luck lol " Thanks. Very very good luck! | |||
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"Got my run 3 of week 1 done on Friday. That’s 3 x 2.5 km runs (plus 1km warm down) done in week 1. Going to do run 1 of week 2 this afternoon. Friday felt good so might push it to 3km for week 2. " Go for it. That’s fantastic. Sounds like you’ve found your stride... (see what I did there? Stride? Running joke? What do you mean don’t give up the day job?) | |||
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"I ran week two, run 1 this morning. It was... It was... *crosses fingers*... it was easy. Ok, ok, I can’t lie to my running buddies. It was bloody hard. Somehow adding an extra 30 seconds felt like it added 5 minutes. By the sixth 90 second run I was knackered. But... I DID IT... and never was the slogan more apt #LikeAToddlerChasingAPug Brilliant work I have my week 2 day 1 run tomorrow Hope the calves hold up. They felt very tight Friday almost like they were going to ‘pull’ Have suffered with weakness here since my footballing days Wish me luck lol Thanks. Very very good luck! " Thank you, your nipple pic keeps me motivated lol | |||
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"No running today, just back from a nice Sunday walk with the dog" Better than doing nothing at all xx | |||
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"No running today, just back from a nice Sunday walk with the dog Better than doing nothing at all xx" And actually very good low intensity/impact exercise! | |||
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"Week 1 run 2....i was going to do it when i got out of bed, not a good idea as i didn't get out of bed till 12.30 yes, extremely lazy!! But i have just got back, there's a couple of slight up hills, god they nearly killed me but when it said last minute walking i carried on running, only because it was down hill lol and i knew it was 5-10 min walk up hill home. I don't know whether to carry on running/jogging/staggering there or to try and find a flatter place....its a nature reserve from a disused mine. Does anyone elses bum cheeks ache Anyway, well done everyone " Whoop! G’wan girl!! Luckily where I live is flat. The hills are likely the reason for the bum cheek ache. It’s my weak cankles that are giving me jip. Meh! | |||
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"Week 1 run 2....i was going to do it when i got out of bed, not a good idea as i didn't get out of bed till 12.30 yes, extremely lazy!! But i have just got back, there's a couple of slight up hills, god they nearly killed me but when it said last minute walking i carried on running, only because it was down hill lol and i knew it was 5-10 min walk up hill home. I don't know whether to carry on running/jogging/staggering there or to try and find a flatter place....its a nature reserve from a disused mine. Does anyone elses bum cheeks ache Anyway, well done everyone Whoop! G’wan girl!! Luckily where I live is flat. The hills are likely the reason for the bum cheek ache. It’s my weak cankles that are giving me jip. Meh! " Thanks When i first read your answer i thought you said you lived in a flat!! I was wondering what on earth that had to to with it lol Keep going with your sexy cankles, steadily though | |||
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"Cheese straws are good running food right? " Well they run right through me...oops, tmi again | |||
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"I’ve done run 2 of week 2. It hurt but I did it, thanks to you lot for driving me on. The offer of a blow job from all the ladies at the end of each run is real, right? I didn’t just imagine it?" I think that was only for the coaches Adam...at least that’s what I heard... | |||
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"I’ve done run 2 of week 2. It hurt but I did it, thanks to you lot for driving me on. The offer of a blow job from all the ladies at the end of each run is real, right? I didn’t just imagine it? I think that was only for the coaches Adam...at least that’s what I heard..." I definitely read I’d get mouth to vagina resuscitation. I haven’t had a single person come resus me yet. Lies! | |||
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"But I don’t want a blow job from the coaches " Oh go on, you might enjoy it | |||
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"Mouth to vagina resuscitation is available but unfortunately I have to inhale from a helium balloon first. This means that any fanny farts will sound like you’ve trod on Mickey Mouse" I’m not sure our fab Mickey will be impressed with that...not Minnie for that matter | |||
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"Mouth to vagina resuscitation is available but unfortunately I have to inhale from a helium balloon first. This means that any fanny farts will sound like you’ve trod on Mickey Mouse" Prepared to risk it. Film it though. Niche porn that. Money maker! | |||
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"Legs are a bit jelly-like today! Clearly out of practice!" So are mine, but not from running | |||
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"Im doing the couch to 5k, only problem is my tibia feels like its gonna snap Any advice is appreciated" As on your main post, get advice. I’d start with a sports physio who may refer you for gait analysis. Running on soft surfaces or non-impact exercise like cycling or swimming will probably be advised, as will ensuring you have suitable footwear. | |||
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"May I join please? I've not jogged/run for 30 years but have been incredible active in other ways. I've just done a second 'jog' around a few side streets with some walking and then some core and arm work at home. When does that feeling of being a lumbering sack of wet sand go away?" are you not top heavy with those puppys | |||
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"May I join please? I've not jogged/run for 30 years but have been incredible active in other ways. I've just done a second 'jog' around a few side streets with some walking and then some core and arm work at home. When does that feeling of being a lumbering sack of wet sand go away?" When the sand mixes with water and cement to form concrete...after that it gets worse...oh hang on, I’m supposed to be motivating you, sorry, yes it does get easier after the first 1000 miles (I’m not doing very well am I?)...I’ll go and have a lie down in a dark corner now... | |||
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"Anyone fitness any advice? Tore my ankle ligament a year ago. Up to this was running regularly and football once a week. Since that I struggle to get over about 3k without it being too painful. Any ideas or should I give up?" Same as for other injuries- sports physio is your first stop I’m afraid. | |||
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"Anyone fitness any advice? Tore my ankle ligament a year ago. Up to this was running regularly and football once a week. Since that I struggle to get over about 3k without it being too painful. Any ideas or should I give up?" inbox me fella no a food sports masseur | |||
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"May I join please? I've not jogged/run for 30 years but have been incredible active in other ways. I've just done a second 'jog' around a few side streets with some walking and then some core and arm work at home. When does that feeling of being a lumbering sack of wet sand go away? When the sand mixes with water and cement to form concrete...after that it gets worse...oh hang on, I’m supposed to be motivating you, sorry, yes it does get easier after the first 1000 miles (I’m not doing very well am I?)...I’ll go and have a lie down in a dark corner now..." Oh yes, I'm sooooo motivated now, not! I'm ex army and impatient, I was results now and a PT screaming at me so nastily that I scream back and get put up on a charge. | |||
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"Anyone fitness any advice? Tore my ankle ligament a year ago. Up to this was running regularly and football once a week. Since that I struggle to get over about 3k without it being too painful. Any ideas or should I give up? Same as for other injuries- sports physio is your first stop I’m afraid. " Yea been having sports massages on the ankle quite regular and doing the follow up exercises. Might just carry on biking instead | |||
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"May I join please? I've not jogged/run for 30 years but have been incredible active in other ways. I've just done a second 'jog' around a few side streets with some walking and then some core and arm work at home. When does that feeling of being a lumbering sack of wet sand go away? When the sand mixes with water and cement to form concrete...after that it gets worse...oh hang on, I’m supposed to be motivating you, sorry, yes it does get easier after the first 1000 miles (I’m not doing very well am I?)...I’ll go and have a lie down in a dark corner now... Oh yes, I'm sooooo motivated now, not! I'm ex army and impatient, I was results now and a PT screaming at me so nastily that I scream back and get put up on a charge." Oh well, we can do dominant if you want that...is coaches are very versatile you know. So stop bloody whingeing and rest up tomorrow you wimp...better? x Twat | |||
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"May I join please? I've not jogged/run for 30 years but have been incredible active in other ways. I've just done a second 'jog' around a few side streets with some walking and then some core and arm work at home. When does that feeling of being a lumbering sack of wet sand go away? When the sand mixes with water and cement to form concrete...after that it gets worse...oh hang on, I’m supposed to be motivating you, sorry, yes it does get easier after the first 1000 miles (I’m not doing very well am I?)...I’ll go and have a lie down in a dark corner now... Oh yes, I'm sooooo motivated now, not! I'm ex army and impatient, I was results now and a PT screaming at me so nastily that I scream back and get put up on a charge. Oh well, we can do dominant if you want that...is coaches are very versatile you know. So stop bloody whingeing and rest up tomorrow you wimp...better? x Twat" Is that it Twat? *sigh* I'm barely managing 20 minutes of run/walk so I'm going to do a bit every day until a Fab mate will be thrashing me on Thursday. | |||
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"May I join please? I've not jogged/run for 30 years but have been incredible active in other ways. I've just done a second 'jog' around a few side streets with some walking and then some core and arm work at home. When does that feeling of being a lumbering sack of wet sand go away? When the sand mixes with water and cement to form concrete...after that it gets worse...oh hang on, I’m supposed to be motivating you, sorry, yes it does get easier after the first 1000 miles (I’m not doing very well am I?)...I’ll go and have a lie down in a dark corner now... Oh yes, I'm sooooo motivated now, not! I'm ex army and impatient, I was results now and a PT screaming at me so nastily that I scream back and get put up on a charge. Oh well, we can do dominant if you want that...is coaches are very versatile you know. So stop bloody whingeing and rest up tomorrow you wimp...better? x Twat Is that it Twat? *sigh* I'm barely managing 20 minutes of run/walk so I'm going to do a bit every day until a Fab mate will be thrashing me on Thursday." I have some NCO’s lounging around, happy to send them over to beast you? | |||
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"I'm still on week 1 so do i stay on here till i get to week 2 " No. Come to week two. We’ll stick together and keep going until we all cross the finishing line (or die trying!) | |||
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