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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What does every want?

I'll cook naked if you like, but you won't get my cooking anything that spits hot oil

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By *hrisANtifCouple
over a year ago

Napoli, Italy

Pancakes with maple syrup please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mixing up batter, that's going to make me messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does every want?

I'll cook naked if you like, but you won't get my cooking anything that spits hot oil

So that’s basically

Toast, boiled or poached egg, waffles, cerials, fruit?

Oh and cock

Ok I’m comming round

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Full english for me please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please

I can't wake up - I might cancel today and stay in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs with avocado please, sourdough bread and a very strong coffee. Thank you kindly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's years since I made sourdough, so you might be taking a risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a girl called spangled laid on the table dressed with some fresh fruit and cream. I'd eat everything in sight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll have to nip to the shop, I don't have the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just some tea n toast would be grand. Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just some tea n toast would be grand. Thanks x"

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does every want?

I'll cook naked if you like, but you won't get my cooking anything that spits hot oil

You on a plate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter (crunchy of course) on toast x2 and a white coffee one sugar for me...banana pancakes and a tea with soya milk for the wife. Thanks...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does every want?

I'll cook naked if you like, but you won't get my cooking anything that spits hot oil

You on a plate?

Mr Boson is looking for a suitable plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy... tea toast for me Rebecca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does every want?

I'll cook naked if you like, but you won't get my cooking anything that spits hot oil

You on a plate?

Mr Boson is looking for a suitable plate

You can forget the plate if you like

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By *ophleeCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Boiled Eggs and Marmite soldier's please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Boson is abandoning the plate hunt and looking for his car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and porridge for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in bed, so if you could bring me an almond croissant and a pot of Earl Grey, that would be wonderful. And a paper to read, or is that pushing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge for me please (health kick)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's a lot of porridge on order, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised on this site

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

Crumpets dripping with butter please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Laden with extra innuendo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Er, who's doing this mound of washing up???

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

could i have a full english please x then ile wash up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does every want?

I'll cook naked if you like, but you won't get my cooking anything that spits hot oil

Thanks for the boiled eggs and toast see you later with dinner and a dessert (desert is me)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Back door is unlocked as always

And no that's not a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could i have a full english please x then ile wash up for you"

Would you do mine too? Ill supply the marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back door is unlocked as always

And no that's not a euphemism"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached eggs and plum tomatoes please dash of salt and pepper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I do like a good poached egg, will have to try with plum tomatoes next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can keep you clothes on but ham and eggs easy over please.

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