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"carry on folks Who's the odd one? "Me | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one? "the one locked in the celler shes stopped banging now did you put the food through the grille for her sami | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Me "darling you could never be odd | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one? the one locked in the celler shes stopped banging now did you put the food through the grille for her sami"Yeah, had some left over chips and gravy, bit messy but she seemed to enjoy it | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
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darling you could never be odd"Depends on the definition of odd  | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Me "Never, you're the only normal one on here! | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Me
Never, you're the only normal one on here! "Oh hush... I don't want everyone to think I'm boring | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Me
Never, you're the only normal one on here!
Oh hush... I don't want everyone to think I'm boring "You are far from boring, you always make me giggle | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Me
Never, you're the only normal one on here!
Oh hush... I don't want everyone to think I'm boring
You are far from boring, you always make me giggle "I aim to please | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Me
Never, you're the only normal one on here!
Oh hush... I don't want everyone to think I'm boring
You are far from boring, you always make me giggle
I aim to please "And that you do, sweetheart  | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Me
Never, you're the only normal one on here!
Oh hush... I don't want everyone to think I'm boring
You are far from boring, you always make me giggle
I aim to please
And that you do, sweetheart "I have a decent heart, a silly sense of humour and a pretty steady head 
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
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Never, you're the only normal one on here!
Oh hush... I don't want everyone to think I'm boring
You are far from boring, you always make me giggle
I aim to please "its blokes that cant aim straight | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one? "Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress "waves to racheal xxx grab me a lemon n lime while ur there | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress "Haha! | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress "Sorry to say but that was referring to me as the odd smooth tounged feker I believe lol?? | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Haha! "wonders if she should let racheal know her dress is tucked in her thong at the back  | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Sorry to say but that was referring to me as the odd smooth tounged feker I believe lol?? "its not you sweetheart | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Haha! wonders if she should let racheal know her dress is tucked in her thong at the back "No, don't say anything... | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Sorry to say but that was referring to me as the odd smooth tounged feker I believe lol?? "Thought you'd got lost.... | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Sorry to say but that was referring to me as the odd smooth tounged feker I believe lol?? its not you sweetheart" | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Sorry to say but that was referring to me as the odd smooth tounged feker I believe lol?? its not you sweetheart"Twas the title given by last op lol but its all lies my tounge isn't smoothe ( and none of you can prove it lol )?? | |||
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Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Sorry to say but that was referring to me as the odd smooth tounged feker I believe lol??
Thought you'd got lost.... "Thaught I was locked out went for a wander | |||
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Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Sorry to say but that was referring to me as the odd smooth tounged feker I believe lol??
Thought you'd got lost....
Thaught I was locked out went for a wander "No, when threads reach 175 postings, they are closed, that's why we have to start a new one, every couple of days. | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Sorry to say but that was referring to me as the odd smooth tounged feker I believe lol??
Thought you'd got lost....
Thaught I was locked out went for a wander
No, when threads reach 175 postings, they are closed, that's why we have to start a new one, every couple of days. "I know that even though I'm fairly new to forums is there a way of linking thread so new one comes up rather than searching for the new one ? | |||
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"carry on folks Who's the odd one?
Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Sorry to say but that was referring to me as the odd smooth tounged feker I believe lol??
Thought you'd got lost....
Thaught I was locked out went for a wander
No, when threads reach 175 postings, they are closed, that's why we have to start a new one, every couple of days.
I know that even though I'm fairly new to forums is there a way of linking thread so new one comes up rather than searching for the new one ? "No, just go into lounge forum and you will find the new one there. | |||
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"Okay, I'm sleepy now. Na night lovely friends, catch you later xx"Nite nite, sleep tight xx | |||
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"Okay, I'm sleepy now. Na night lovely friends, catch you later xx"Sleep well ?? | |||
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Raises hand, stood at the bar, surrounded by people desperately trying to impress
Haha! wonders if she should let racheal know her dress is tucked in her thong at the back "Oh fuck. I did that at gems. | |||
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Haha! wonders if she should let racheal know her dress is tucked in her thong at the back
Oh fuck. I did that at gems. "All fallen asleep again  | |||
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"Walks in sleepily rubbing eyes, half heartedly attempts a star jump and yawns... Morning everyone xx "Morning its cold out here | |||
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"Walks in sleepily rubbing eyes, half heartedly attempts a star jump and yawns... Morning everyone xx
Morning its cold out here "I know... Fecking winter months 
Hope you're well this morning? | |||
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"Walks in sleepily rubbing eyes, half heartedly attempts a star jump and yawns... Morning everyone xx
Morning its cold out here
I know... Fecking winter months
Hope you're well this morning? "Working as usual on 3 hours kip just as well its cold , and you? | |||
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"Walks in sleepily rubbing eyes, half heartedly attempts a star jump and yawns... Morning everyone xx
Morning its cold out here
I know... Fecking winter months
Hope you're well this morning?
Working as usual on 3 hours kip just as well its cold , and you?"Lol, hope you can keep warm later then. I'm good thanks running a little bit late so got to get my arse into gear.. Talk to you - and the others - later  | |||
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"Walks in sleepily rubbing eyes, half heartedly attempts a star jump and yawns... Morning everyone xx
Morning its cold out here
I know... Fecking winter months
Hope you're well this morning?
Working as usual on 3 hours kip just as well its cold , and you?
Lol, hope you can keep warm later then.
I'm good thanks running a little bit late so got to get my arse into gear.. Talk to you - and the others - later "Have fun | |||
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"Good morning all, has anyone got the kettle on I need tea x " I used all the water hours ago while you were all sleeping ?? | |||
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"You ain’t seen me... "Sorry I saw you, failed to put your ninja mode on x | |||
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"Good morning all, has anyone got the kettle on I need tea x I used all the water hours ago while you were all sleeping ?? " Damn, that’s going to put me all out for the day if I can’t get a cuppa. And mistress will cause a riot if she can’t get her latte x | |||
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"Good morning all, has anyone got the kettle on I need tea x I used all the water hours ago while you were all sleeping ?? Damn, that’s going to put me all out for the day if I can’t get a cuppa. And mistress will cause a riot if she can’t get her latte x "I filled the filter jug up so u can fill kettle I think mistress is still locked in the cellar?? | |||
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"morning all passes angie a large tea and fun a coffee" I only drink tea ?? lol ?? | |||
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"morning all passes angie a large tea and fun a coffee I only drink tea ?? lol ?? " swaps the coffee for a large tea | |||
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"morning all passes angie a large tea and fun a coffee" Thank you _oddy, you’re a lifesaver x | |||
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"morning all passes angie a large tea and fun a coffee I only drink tea ?? lol ?? swaps the coffee for a large tea " Better I only had a pint mug at 6 when I started work ?? | |||
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"Good morning all, has anyone got the kettle on I need tea x I used all the water hours ago while you were all sleeping ?? Damn, that’s going to put me all out for the day if I can’t get a cuppa. And mistress will cause a riot if she can’t get her latte x
I filled the filter jug up so u can fill kettle
I think mistress is still locked in the cellar?? "She is still in the cellar I can confirm this | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her" You mean you haven't yet  ? | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? "She's warn out after the disco or chokd on the glitter | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? "thought sami was feeding her | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her"Fair enough mistake to make  | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
Fair enough mistake to make "She's going to be so pissed with you better hope the handcuffs hold lol | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her"I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful  God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy "Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ?? | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ?? "Too right! | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ??
Too right! "can bet there will be lots of fecken | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ??
Too right! can bet there will be lots of fecken"Yep, lots of bleeps, wonder what pearls of wisdom she'll be coming out with! | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ??
Too right! can bet there will be lots of fecken"Pent up feken lol at least no leaky roof in the cellar ?? | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ??
Too right! can bet there will be lots of fecken
Pent up feken lol at least no leaky roof in the cellar ?? "she's still shouting and banging I did put some bananas through the bars | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ??
Too right! can bet there will be lots of fecken
Pent up feken lol at least no leaky roof in the cellar ?? she's still shouting and banging I did put some bananas through the bars "They give her heartburn | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ??
Too right! can bet there will be lots of fecken
Pent up feken lol at least no leaky roof in the cellar ?? she's still shouting and banging I did put some bananas through the bars
They give her heartburn "ile nip and get some gaviston | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ??
Too right! can bet there will be lots of fecken
Pent up feken lol at least no leaky roof in the cellar ?? she's still shouting and banging I did put some bananas through the bars
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ??
Too right! can bet there will be lots of fecken
Pent up feken lol at least no leaky roof in the cellar ?? she's still shouting and banging I did put some bananas through the bars
They give her heartburn ile nip and get some gaviston
Good girl! Hope she appreciates all we've been doing for her "nah she will find something to find fault with she reminds me of ena sharples | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ??
Too right! can bet there will be lots of fecken
Pent up feken lol at least no leaky roof in the cellar ?? she's still shouting and banging I did put some bananas through the bars
They give her heartburn ile nip and get some gaviston
Good girl! Hope she appreciates all we've been doing for her nah she will find something to find fault with she reminds me of ena sharples"I'm sure cake n coffee will be in order lol | |||
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"oh shite shes banging again better feed her You mean you haven't yet ? thought sami was feeding her
I fed her hours ago, but she was really stroppy, as I only had nescafe instant! Bloody ungrateful God knows what mood she'll be in when you let her out later, Voddy
Better make sure the kettle and machine are on ??
Too right! can bet there will be lots of fecken
Pent up feken lol at least no leaky roof in the cellar ?? she's still shouting and banging I did put some bananas through the bars
They give her heartburn ile nip and get some gaviston
Good girl! Hope she appreciates all we've been doing for her nah she will find something to find fault with she reminds me of ena sharples
I'm sure cake n coffee will be in order lol"bet she's bezzy mates with judge rinder | |||
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 Walks in holding head... Almost crying with pain... Feck broken necks and associated pain 
Any road up, evening everyone... Big kisses to y'all | |||
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" Walks in holding head... Almost crying with pain... Feck broken necks and associated pain
Any road up, evening everyone... Big kisses to y'all "rushes over to eenie whose done this to you hope it wernt them 2 shifty fellas that have been hanging around | |||
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" Walks in holding head... Almost crying with pain... Feck broken necks and associated pain
Any road up, evening everyone... Big kisses to y'all rushes over to eenie whose done this to you hope it wernt them 2 shifty fellas that have been hanging around"I'm not owning up to this one ,what's happened ? ?? | |||
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" Walks in holding head... Almost crying with pain... Feck broken necks and associated pain
Any road up, evening everyone... Big kisses to y'all
rushes over to eenie whose done this to you hope it wernt them 2 shifty fellas that have been hanging around"Nah it's an old war wound that plays up when it gets cold outside... But thanks for caring | |||
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" Walks in holding head... Almost crying with pain... Feck broken necks and associated pain
Any road up, evening everyone... Big kisses to y'all
rushes over to eenie whose done this to you hope it wernt them 2 shifty fellas that have been hanging around
Nah it's an old war wound that plays up when it gets cold outside... But thanks for caring "Much better to get warm inside than be cold outside lol?? | |||
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" Walks in holding head... Almost crying with pain... Feck broken necks and associated pain
Any road up, evening everyone... Big kisses to y'all
rushes over to eenie whose done this to you hope it wernt them 2 shifty fellas that have been hanging around
Nah it's an old war wound that plays up when it gets cold outside... But thanks for caring
Much better to get warm inside than be cold outside lol?? "Oh yes  | |||
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"Are them fellas still outside" If they are, tell them to pop round mine then they can take me for a drink | |||
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"Are them fellas still outside If they are, tell them to pop round mine then they can take me for a drink "don't think you will be safe I heard em muttering about Mistress hope she don't owe the bailiffs again | |||
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"Are them fellas still outside If they are, tell them to pop round mine then they can take me for a drink don't think you will be safe I heard em muttering about Mistress hope she don't owe the bailiffs again"Stopped the cheque for the roofers they sent them round lol | |||
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"Are them fellas still outside If they are, tell them to pop round mine then they can take me for a drink don't think you will be safe I heard em muttering about Mistress hope she don't owe the bailiffs again"That may be true but they love me for short periods of time | |||
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"..... .....Is it safe to come in......."Depends what u want to do lol?? | |||
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"I saw "normal people", that's me "Still up for it? | |||
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape "Oh.....sssshhh......it....... | |||
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"I saw "normal people", that's me
Still up for it? "What have I walked into? | |||
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape
Oh.....sssshhh......it....... "Oh yes I've had a loot of tools down there for a long time....you need see this on...there is no escape once i have you hooked to it your fecked | |||
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"I saw "normal people", that's me
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What have I walked into? "You'll be sorry!....... | |||
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape
Oh.....sssshhh......it.......
Oh yes I've had a loot of tools down there for a long time....you need see this on...there is no escape once i have you hooked to it your fecked "Bloody Norah.... And a cat's bum.... | |||
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"Right...you can all come out now...cowards, she's nodded off...thanks for leaving me to deal with her!
With your charms you can calm anyone but then you can also get them wound up lol
Told you she'd be pissed "Haha! Think we're safe for a bit longer, she's bound to be tired, with all that banging! | |||
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They had better be diamond encrusted, or I'll get a rash "No nice soft leather one with some ankle ones to...they will keep you warm | |||
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They had better be diamond encrusted, or I'll get a rash
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"Right...you can all come out now...cowards, she's nodded off...thanks for leaving me to deal with her! I'm back could you just try these lovely bracelets omissions sami?
They had better be diamond encrusted, or I'll get a rash
No nice soft leather one with some ankle ones to...they will keep you warm
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They had better be diamond encrusted, or I'll get a rash
No nice soft leather one with some ankle ones to...they will keep you warm
Hmmm...do they have pink fluff on them too....
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"Right...you can all come out now...cowards, she's nodded off...thanks for leaving me to deal with her! I'm back could you just try these lovely bracelets omissions sami?
They had better be diamond encrusted, or I'll get a rash
No nice soft leather one with some ankle ones to...they will keep you warm
Hmmm...do they have pink fluff on them too....
Oh yes they do
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You'll be sorry!....... "She will bloody love it | |||
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"Right...you can all come out now...cowards, she's nodded off...thanks for leaving me to deal with her!
With your charms you can calm anyone but then you can also get them wound up lol
Told you she'd be pissed
Haha! Think we're safe for a bit longer, she's bound to be tired, with all that banging! "All that rest and no leaky roof lol | |||
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Anyone want this rope? "Is it so from rope? | |||
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"Right lovely, off to sleep land, catcha in the morning. xx
Anyone want this rope?
Is it so from rope?"Just happen to have some rope with me in my van , came to fix a lock someone called | |||
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Anyone want this rope?
Is it so from rope?
Just happen to have some rope with me in my van , came to fix a lock someone called "With fecking rope | |||
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Anyone want this rope?
Is it so from rope?
Just happen to have some rope with me in my van , came to fix a lock someone called
With fecking rope "Always have rope in the van never know when u might need to secure something | |||
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape "I'm here what the feck you done to the wine celler last time I save your honour in fact I might let them know ur here | |||
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"Right lovely, off to sleep land, catcha in the morning. xx
Anyone want this rope?
Is it so from rope?
Just happen to have some rope with me in my van , came to fix a lock someone called
With fecking rope
Always have rope in the van never know when u might need to secure something "Aw aye | |||
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape I'm here what the feck you done to the wine celler last time I save your honour in fact I might let them know ur here "Whatcha talkin bout Willis? | |||
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That's one of my tricks lately....it's great to get in that bed though eh "I'm lying here still now, got woken by fecking magpies and my washing machine which I had forgotten I had delay timed last night | |||
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape I'm here what the feck you done to the wine celler last time I save your honour in fact I might let them know ur here
Whatcha talkin bout Willis?
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape I'm here what the feck you done to the wine celler last time I save your honour in fact I might let them know ur here
Whatcha talkin bout Willis?
there are 2 shifty fellas looking for you they demanded I let them in God knows what there gonna do to you"Feck _oddy have you been paying the rent on this gaff? | |||
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" just woke up on the settee... Welcome back mistress and nite nite xx
That's one of my tricks lately....it's great to get in that bed though eh
I'm lying here still now, got woken by fecking magpies and my washing machine which I had forgotten I had delay timed last night "We're the feckers dancing on your roof | |||
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" just woke up on the settee... Welcome back mistress and nite nite xx
That's one of my tricks lately....it's great to get in that bed though eh
I'm lying here still now, got woken by fecking magpies and my washing machine which I had forgotten I had delay timed last night
We're the feckers dancing on your roof "Now that I would like to see | |||
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape I'm here what the feck you done to the wine celler last time I save your honour in fact I might let them know ur here
Whatcha talkin bout Willis?
there are 2 shifty fellas looking for you they demanded I let them in God knows what there gonna do to you
Feck _oddy have you been paying the rent on this gaff? "that's ur Fecken job madam | |||
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" just woke up on the settee... Welcome back mistress and nite nite xx
That's one of my tricks lately....it's great to get in that bed though eh
I'm lying here still now, got woken by fecking magpies and my washing machine which I had forgotten I had delay timed last night
We're the feckers dancing on your roof
Now that I would like to see "me to | |||
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" just woke up on the settee... Welcome back mistress and nite nite xx
That's one of my tricks lately....it's great to get in that bed though eh
I'm lying here still now, got woken by fecking magpies and my washing machine which I had forgotten I had delay timed last night
We're the feckers dancing on your roof
Now that I would like to see me to "I should sell tickets | |||
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" just woke up on the settee... Welcome back mistress and nite nite xx
That's one of my tricks lately....it's great to get in that bed though eh
I'm lying here still now, got woken by fecking magpies and my washing machine which I had forgotten I had delay timed last night
We're the feckers dancing on your roof
Now that I would like to see "I've seen the feckers doing it. ...looking for insects. They are very methodical | |||
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape I'm here what the feck you done to the wine celler last time I save your honour in fact I might let them know ur here
Whatcha talkin bout Willis?
there are 2 shifty fellas looking for you they demanded I let them in God knows what there gonna do to you
Feck _oddy have you been paying the rent on this gaff? that's ur Fecken job madam"Oi don't tar med with that brush. ..I'm a mistress not a fecking madam ffs...next they'll be saying it's a fecking brothel | |||
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"Roll up roll up get ur tickets here the greatest show on earth Mistress dancing on the roof "Fecking magpies | |||
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god "Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x | |||
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x "Aw ffs ang it's early still for a sunday | |||
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x
Aw ffs ang it's early still for a sunday "Ok I’ll let you off x | |||
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x
Aw ffs ang it's early still for a sunday "Early? Is it lunch time yet no cake no food no nothing , gone downhill since I arrived, nothing new me scaring everyone off lol | |||
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"Good morning all x
Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x
Aw ffs ang it's early still for a sunday
Ok I’ll let you off x "On second cup of lattes now...so up and running on 4 cylinders | |||
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x
Aw ffs ang it's early still for a sunday
Early? Is it lunch time yet no cake no food no nothing , gone downhill since I arrived, nothing new me scaring everyone off lol"I told _oddy to get a big pack of sausages in for breakfast. ...but the fecker ate them all last night ffs | |||
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
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Aw ffs ang it's early still for a sunday "yes and angie has been to church which is more than you have | |||
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape I'm here what the feck you done to the wine celler last time I save your honour in fact I might let them know ur here
Whatcha talkin bout Willis?
there are 2 shifty fellas looking for you they demanded I let them in God knows what there gonna do to you
Feck _oddy have you been paying the rent on this gaff? that's ur Fecken job madam
Oi don't tar med with that brush. ..I'm a mistress not a fecking madam ffs...next they'll be saying it's a fecking brothel "that's what is going round and how you treat us | |||
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x
Aw ffs ang it's early still for a sunday
Early? Is it lunch time yet no cake no food no nothing , gone downhill since I arrived, nothing new me scaring everyone off lol
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x
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"{{{{BANG}}}} {{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{{{{BANG}}}}}} {{{CRUNCH}}} {{Creak}}}!!!!! VODDY}}}}}} Where the feck are You??? I'm out yer fecker The celler ..erm door needs a new lock...when I went to come out someone must have locked the fecking door on me ffs....where is she! Well it took a lot of banging about but that's got the fecking celler converted to a fecking First Class Dungeon .....wait until them feckers see that...I'll whip the messy feckers into shape I'm here what the feck you done to the wine celler last time I save your honour in fact I might let them know ur here
Whatcha talkin bout Willis?
there are 2 shifty fellas looking for you they demanded I let them in God knows what there gonna do to you
Feck _oddy have you been paying the rent on this gaff? that's ur Fecken job madam
Oi don't tar med with that brush. ..I'm a mistress not a fecking madam ffs...next they'll be saying it's a fecking brothel that's what is going round and how you treat us"I'm too fecking good to you lot ffs | |||
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x
Aw ffs ang it's early still for a sunday
Early? Is it lunch time yet no cake no food no nothing , gone downhill since I arrived, nothing new me scaring everyone off lol
I told _oddy to get a big pack of sausages in for breakfast. ...but the fecker ate them all last night ffsdidn't I'm doing a full English now so "Can i have one? | |||
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x
Aw ffs ang it's early still for a sunday
Early? Is it lunch time yet no cake no food no nothing , gone downhill since I arrived, nothing new me scaring everyone off lol
I told _oddy to get a big pack of sausages in for breakfast. ...but the fecker ate them all last night ffsdidn't I'm doing a full English now so
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Good morning babs....a bit of sanity has arrived thank god
Babs? Definitely a lack of sanity here x
Aw ffs ang it's early still for a sunday
Early? Is it lunch time yet no cake no food no nothing , gone downhill since I arrived, nothing new me scaring everyone off lol
I told _oddy to get a big pack of sausages in for breakfast. ...but the fecker ate them all last night ffsdidn't I'm doing a full English now so
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Que for breakfast / brunch
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Tut.......
Que for breakfast / brunch
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Tut.......
Que for breakfast / brunch
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Tut.......
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Tut.......
Que for breakfast / brunch
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Haha...I appear to be a bit late for the full English!
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Que for breakfast / brunch
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Haha...I appear to be a bit late for the full English!
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