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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bar's open....what we having?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Dry roasted nuts please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo can I have a soda and lime please, still on the dry January wagon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

STRUMPETS

Fucking phone! I'll have a brandy I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dry roasted nuts please "

One bowl of gourmet nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very large anything please. It's been a heavy day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo can I have a soda and lime please, still on the dry January wagon

You can have whatever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint real ale for me glass white for her cheers all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A very large anything please. It's been a heavy day. "

Gin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint real ale for me glass white for her cheers all"

Coming up guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruity Rosé for me please. Little bit of ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T here please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have a beer please...and a deviant

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Coffee with Baileys in it please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hi lovely

please may I have a gin with ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just have a beer please...and a deviant

I'll have a mentalist, my usual type anyhow.

And tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Cardhu please, no ice, and what cigars do you stock?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Dry roasted nuts please

One bowl of gourmet nuts

Please can I also have an appletiser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo can I have a soda and lime please, still on the dry January wagon

You can have whatever you like

Oh really?

come join me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo can I have a soda and lime please, still on the dry January wagon

You can have whatever you like

Oh really?

come join me "

Guys, help yourself....I've got a date with a sexy brunette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo can I have a soda and lime please, still on the dry January wagon

You can have whatever you like

Oh really?

come join me

Guys, help yourself....I've got a date with a sexy brunette

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"All of it

Shall I bring a very big tray?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All of it

Shall I bring a very big tray?

You after a job?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"All of it

Shall I bring a very big tray?

You after a job?"

Of course, squashing to get past you behind the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All of it

Shall I bring a very big tray?

You after a job?

Of course, squashing to get past you behind the bar

Job's yours....no slacking mind

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

I'll have a Southern comfort and lemonade while I wait for my meet

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Pity, slacking's what I do best

That and squeezing past you a little too close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irish coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Southern comfort and lemonade while I wait for my meet

Of course!

Have a fabulous time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Irish coffee please "

Coming up lovely

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'll have a Southern comfort and lemonade while I wait for my meet

Of course!

Have a fabulous time!

Hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single malt over ice, ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Southern comfort and lemonade while I wait for my meet

Of course!

Have a fabulous time!

Hopefully"

Let us know how it goes! I'll have another waiting for you when you get back

Drink....not meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single malt over ice, ta"

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single malt over ice, ta

Coming up

Much needed after the first week back at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single malt over ice, ta

Coming up

Much needed after the first week back at work

I bet!

I'll make it a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single malt over ice, ta

Coming up

Much needed after the first week back at work

I bet!

I'll make it a double

You're a sweetie

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'll have a Southern comfort and lemonade while I wait for my meet

Of course!

Have a fabulous time!

Hopefully

Let us know how it goes! I'll have another waiting for you when you get back

Drink....not meet

Not happening after all. I'm in for the night. Get me smashed please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and Diet Coke followed by a jäger bomb please, make it two if two for a fiver!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Southern comfort and lemonade while I wait for my meet

Of course!

Have a fabulous time!

Hopefully

Let us know how it goes! I'll have another waiting for you when you get back

Drink....not meet

Not happening after all. I'm in for the night. Get me smashed please

Oh balls! Their loss!

Pull up a stoll bab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and Diet Coke followed by a jäger bomb please, make it two if two for a fiver!

Geeky x"

On the house babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and Diet Coke followed by a jäger bomb please, make it two if two for a fiver!

Geeky x

On the house babes

Awww thanks!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and Diet Coke followed by a jäger bomb please, make it two if two for a fiver!

Geeky x

On the house babes

Awww thanks!!"

Good day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and Diet Coke followed by a jäger bomb please, make it two if two for a fiver!

Geeky x

On the house babes

Awww thanks!!

Good day?

Better thank you, saw my boys on FaceTime (well two of them) and for Ads little ones here so life is good thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and Diet Coke followed by a jäger bomb please, make it two if two for a fiver!

Geeky x

On the house babes

Awww thanks!!

Good day?

Better thank you, saw my boys on FaceTime (well two of them) and for Ads little ones here so life is good thank you xxx"

Awww lush!

Glad to hear it!

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'll have a Southern comfort and lemonade while I wait for my meet

Of course!

Have a fabulous time!

Hopefully

Let us know how it goes! I'll have another waiting for you when you get back

Drink....not meet

Not happening after all. I'm in for the night. Get me smashed please

Oh balls! Their loss!

Pull up a stoll bab

Thanks. Perhaps I'll uh sort myself out later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Southern comfort and lemonade while I wait for my meet

Of course!

Have a fabulous time!

Hopefully

Let us know how it goes! I'll have another waiting for you when you get back

Drink....not meet

Not happening after all. I'm in for the night. Get me smashed please

Oh balls! Their loss!

Pull up a stoll bab

Thanks. Perhaps I'll uh sort myself out later

Some hottie might walk though the door in a mo and whisk you out the back for a fumble amongst the barrels

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

just a slimline tonic and lime for me, Im doing dryfanuary or whatever the bloody hell its called..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just a slimline tonic and lime for me, Im doing dryfanuary or whatever the bloody hell its called.. "

I'll have your gin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just a slimline tonic and lime for me, Im doing dryfanuary or whatever the bloody hell its called.. "

How’s your cock

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'll have a Southern comfort and lemonade while I wait for my meet

Of course!

Have a fabulous time!

Hopefully

Let us know how it goes! I'll have another waiting for you when you get back

Drink....not meet

Not happening after all. I'm in for the night. Get me smashed please

Oh balls! Their loss!

Pull up a stoll bab

Thanks. Perhaps I'll uh sort myself out later

Some hottie might walk though the door in a mo and whisk you out the back for a fumble amongst the barrels

Oooh that would be nice. I'm open to offers people lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Southern comfort and lemonade while I wait for my meet

Of course!

Have a fabulous time!

Hopefully

Let us know how it goes! I'll have another waiting for you when you get back

Drink....not meet

Not happening after all. I'm in for the night. Get me smashed please

Oh balls! Their loss!

Pull up a stoll bab

Thanks. Perhaps I'll uh sort myself out later

Some hottie might walk though the door in a mo and whisk you out the back for a fumble amongst the barrels

Oooh that would be nice. I'm open to offers people lol"

Atta girl

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

G&T would be very nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T would be very nice

One G&T for the pretty lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of cum please

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"G&T would be very nice

One G&T for the pretty lady

Oh thats so nice thanks

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"Pint of cum please

Ha ha. Makes me think about the time I necked half a dozen White Russians after watching "The Big Lebowski"!

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

Oh I'll have a White Russian if I may please Strumpet. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of cum please

Lads? Help my sexy friend out...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I'll have a White Russian if I may please Strumpet. X"

On its way

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"Oh I'll have a White Russian if I may please Strumpet. X

On its way

Why, thank you Ma'am. Made just the way I like 'em.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I'll have a White Russian if I may please Strumpet. X

On its way

Why, thank you Ma'am. Made just the way I like 'em.

We aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bar's open....what we having?

Cards behind the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G & T please. Stimulating conversation ??

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