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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MAN FLU

Can't stop sneezing, nose is running faster than Bolt doing 100 metres, and ache all over!

Pray for me guys n girls... I may not make it to the end of today.

P.S. ... if i don't, then please tell Mrs marmite to delete all internet history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MAN FLU

Can't stop sneezing, nose is running faster than Bolt doing 100 metres, and ache all over!

Pray for me guys n girls... I may not make it to the end of today.

P.S. ... if i don't, then please tell Mrs marmite to delete all internet history "

Poor mrs marmite... I hope she just tells you to rest, plenty of fluids and paracetamol. Then ignores your whining

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MAN FLU

Can't stop sneezing, nose is running faster than Bolt doing 100 metres, and ache all over!

Pray for me guys n girls... I may not make it to the end of today.

P.S. ... if i don't, then please tell Mrs marmite to delete all internet history

Poor mrs marmite... I hope she just tells you to rest, plenty of fluids and paracetamol. Then ignores your whining "

She's at work until 6:30 and is expecting me to pick her up...if I live that long

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Don't start.

I had it for 3 weeks.

Someone had it for a couple days and has gone home to bed

Weak

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve had this cold for about five weeks - a real bastard! In addition to sneezing, coughing like a walrus and generally feeling like crap, it’s also knocked out the hearing in my left ear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sensuallover I'm already partially deaf (stage 2) in my left ear.. can you type louder please.

And as for the weak comment... correct! Ache all over, and can't even be bothered to have a wank... fuck me I MUST be ill.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

What you have is just the flu.

Man flu is just a way to make white men feel bad about having to go to the doctor as people tell him he is over-reacting to a common cold. It's no wonder men ignore medical symptoms so often that it kills them, in this world how dare they be sick and ask for help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's definately man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP OP

You were brave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm setting up an exclusion zone of 50 yards... only cross the zone of you are bringing food/drink/medicine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donns hazmat suit and passes you paracetamol and tea.

Maybe cake too.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I feel your pain brother...... hope you make it through the night ... I've just (by the grace of god) gotten over a bout of the dread man-flu.... Girls just don't appreciate how we suffer !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can the tea be changed to all milk (full fat) Coffee with 4 sugars please... and cake changed to a nice hot bowl of porridge... gotta get some strength up

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

You've got a wee cold ..if it was manflu you wouldn't be able to post on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel your pain brother...... hope you make it through the night ... I've just (by the grace of god) gotten over a bout of the dread man-flu.... Girls just don't appreciate how we suffer !! "

Thank you

Paracetamol by the dozen... soooooo cold now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can the tea be changed to all milk (full fat) Coffee with 4 sugars please... and cake changed to a nice hot bowl of porridge... gotta get some strength up "

Pfft I've risked my health to give you that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can the tea be changed to all milk (full fat) Coffee with 4 sugars please... and cake changed to a nice hot bowl of porridge... gotta get some strength up

Pfft I've risked my health to give you that. "

And it won't go unappreciated... just don't drink tea that often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need the Red Cross it the UN?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or" FFS. Fat fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I've got a hard on that needs nursing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need the Red Cross it the UN?"

Red Cross seems the best option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu is fatal!

...true story.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It is scientifically proven that Man Flu is real . And we get it worse because men have weaker antibodies than women . So its not our fault ladies . When we have man flu we expect sympathy and hit drinks on a waitress service any hour we call for it to prevent sudden agonising death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you have is just the flu.

Man flu is just a way to make white men feel bad about having to go to the doctor as people tell him he is over-reacting to a common cold. It's no wonder men ignore medical symptoms so often that it kills them, in this world how dare they be sick and ask for help. "

And that is what we call man-bleating. Boohoohoo, men call it man-flu because a cold makes them feel like they're dying but it's all women's fault. Waaaaaah!

Men don't ignore medical symptoms because of women, they ignore them because of other men's macho attitudes. "Don't be a big soft girl, you girl. Suck it up. Walk it off. Be a man."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man OP, could be worse it could develop into manthrax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's getting worse... I need a nurse to assist in taking tablets, who's close by???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a first aider, but you really don't want me nursing you

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By *rs T and HubbyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere north of the border..

Our sympathy to Mrs Marmite...she can shoot you and put you out your misery....

Or take you to a good vet but that's costly..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our sympathy to Mrs Marmite...she can shoot you and put you out your misery....

Or take you to a good vet but that's costly.. "

Shooting me sounds like a good option... no more pain and suffering... for Mrs marmite anyway! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you have is just the flu.

Man flu is just a way to make white men feel bad about having to go to the doctor as people tell him he is over-reacting to a common cold. It's no wonder men ignore medical symptoms so often that it kills them, in this world how dare they be sick and ask for help. "

Yes you make a very good point. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm

Dying...

Send

Help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MAN FLU

Can't stop sneezing, nose is running faster than Bolt doing 100 metres, and ache all over!

Pray for me guys n girls... I may not make it to the end of today.

P.S. ... if i don't, then please tell Mrs marmite to delete all internet history "

My condolences. No man deserves to suffer such horror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm

Dying...

Send

Help!"

Don't panic, I'm by the Dartford crossing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should probably add that's only because I work here, I'm not driving to Basildon now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you have is just the flu.

Man flu is just a way to make white men feel bad about having to go to the doctor as people tell him he is over-reacting to a common cold. It's no wonder men ignore medical symptoms so often that it kills them, in this world how dare they be sick and ask for help.

Yes you make a very good point. XXX"

I didn't realise that man-flu targeted caucasians. Every day's a school day...

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