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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeh but I'm the master at it though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You are all amateurs . I've just counted 3 today alone that have ended with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the Uber thread ender

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are all amateurs . I've just counted 3 today alone that have ended with me "

That's actually quite impressive.

But I still think I'm the best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the Uber thread ender"

No your not... I am.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The question is . Who's going to end this thread ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The question is . Who's going to end this thread ??"

Me!....obviously.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

No.......... Me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I win... I have a vagina

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Sorry I win... I have a vagina "
Contest over !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The question is . Who's going to end this thread ??"

Me!

Job done

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Look can you all please give up . I am the undisputed king of thread stoppers . I am now on 4 today . This will be 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look can you all please give up . I am the undisputed king of thread stoppers . I am now on 4 today . This will be 5 "

Ha... Foiled!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waves*"

Tops! How are you?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Serial thread killer here too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Look can you all please give up . I am the undisputed king of thread stoppers . I am now on 4 today . This will be 5

Ha... Foiled! "

Grrrrrrrr...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look can you all please give up . I am the undisputed king of thread stoppers . I am now on 4 today . This will be 5

Ha... Foiled! Grrrrrrrr..........."

Not today Slim...

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

However, I’m a thread starter, twisted thread starter

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Look let me end it or I'll get Strumpet on to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on!! We are thread killers! We can’t all have this glory!!!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no you don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no you don't "

Ohhhh yes I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no you don't

Ohhhh yes I do! "

Wanna bet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is now broken lol ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I win... I have a vagina Contest over !! "

Winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I win... I have a vagina Contest over !!

Winner "

Not on my watch

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

You guys need help

I am a great thread starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last, something I am got at here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm way way way beyond help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I win... I have a vagina Contest over !!

Winner

Not on my watch "

You don't have a vagina tho

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Me too. Good night good evening and good bye xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I win... I have a vagina Contest over !!

Winner

Not on my watch

You don't have a vagina tho "

I refuse to accept my vaginal overlords!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's only one overlord here and that's me!

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

Time to put a stop to this been going on to long now sorry every one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're really good at stopping threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FULL STOP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FULL STOP"

PERIOD!

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should have known from reading other threads that a period wouldn't stop people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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big)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Nice try but no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

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Nice try but no "

Ok, we will say no more about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat threads and shit posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You reckon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat threads and shit posts. "

I mean you've read my posts, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat threads and shit posts.

I mean you've read my posts, right?"

Some say they're a bit shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit gets you nowhere on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit gets you nowhere on this thread"

It gets you a quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not this time "

My ego only needs one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not this time

My ego only needs one "

Okay, the recognition will have to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've checked with the UN and they don't recognise you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've checked with the UN and they don't recognise you"

Well in that case, I refuse to recognise them too - jumped up, tin pot organisation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They asked me to tell you to leave their tin pots alone as they're cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They asked me to tell you to leave their tin pots alone as they're cooking"

But what else shall my imaginary army use to drum as we march towards their derailment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say that there's a good selection of percussion available from the Early Learning Center at Bluewater, try that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say that there's a good selection of percussion available from the Early Learning Center at Bluewater, try that"

Oooh. Hang on a minute...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say that there's a good selection of percussion available from the Early Learning Center at Bluewater, try that

Oooh. Hang on a minute..."

GET OFF THIS THREAD!

CLOSED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually get banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banned or the band?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm great at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm great at it "

Me too now that’s stop it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No I'm definitely the best at stopping a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I should end this one as being a end thread virgin surely one of you will take my cherry and let me have the end??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FULL STOP

PERIOD!"

Vaginas have those too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cough cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm great at it

Me too now that’s stop it"

We are all good at it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But I'm best...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cough cough"

Need some medicine for that cough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says whom?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cough cough

Need some medicine for that cough? "

No but I need some first aid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says whom?"

I only asked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cough cough

Need some medicine for that cough?

No but I need some first aid... "

I'm St John's Ambulance Trained

.. What seems to be the problem

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Hmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hearts aching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do suggest cocquet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cough cough

Need some medicine for that cough?

No but I need some first aid...

I'm St John's Ambulance Trained

.. What seems to be the problem "

Well... a poisonous snake bit me on the end of my penis. So you will need to suck the poison out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why were you showing the venomous snake your penis??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why were you showing the venomous snake your penis??"

No...it was all very innocent... honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then you're in the best of the best fab club op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explain ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cough cough

Need some medicine for that cough?

No but I need some first aid...

I'm St John's Ambulance Trained

.. What seems to be the problem

Well... a poisonous snake bit me on the end of my penis. So you will need to suck the poison out... "

You don't do that any longer, you simply put the victim down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often stop threads.

Do I get a reward or anything?

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No!! Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be on the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cough cough

Need some medicine for that cough?

No but I need some first aid...

I'm St John's Ambulance Trained

.. What seems to be the problem

Well... a poisonous snake bit me on the end of my penis. So you will need to suck the poison out...

You don't do that any longer, you simply put the victim down "

Wow...That's NHS cuts for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wanna be on the end"

You'd look great on my end..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smut, tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna be on the end

You'd look great on my end.. "

Rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wanna be on the end

You'd look great on my end..

Rude "

Naughty...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...but nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not so far "

Not so fast...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cough cough

Need some medicine for that cough?

No but I need some first aid...

I'm St John's Ambulance Trained

.. What seems to be the problem

Well... a poisonous snake bit me on the end of my penis. So you will need to suck the poison out...

You don't do that any longer, you simply put the victim down

Wow...That's NHS cuts for you. "

It's a very tough time out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win"

Mud wrestling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win"

How low can you go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so far

Not so fast... "

I quite like strong and steady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

How low can you go? "

I once won a limbo comp on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?"

Very good for hippos such as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

How low can you go?

I once won a limbo comp on holiday"

How deep is your voice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

How low can you go?

I once won a limbo comp on holiday"

Impressive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me "

You're no hippo, my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite a barratone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

How low can you go?

I once won a limbo comp on holiday

How deep is your voice?"

Very...honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive ended three threads recently...and I live at the end of Wales where you drop off the sea...nah nah nah nah nah....top trump (see why IM the top ender of threads??!) *liftsendcupandtakesasip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

How low can you go?

I once won a limbo comp on holiday

How deep is your voice?

Very...honest. "

I'm imagining Mickey Mouse on helium now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear "

You may need to change your specs my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive ended three threads recently...and I live at the end of Wales where you drop off the sea...nah nah nah nah nah....top trump (see why IM the top ender of threads??!) *liftsendcupandtakesasip"

Mike drop

End of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely "

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so."

Get a room you two... a large one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so."

Well I was gonna perv your profile but it's hidden so I can't, but what I remember from the last perv I had you're a long long way from being a hippo... I am... Dr's confirmed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so.

Get a room you two... a large one. "

Need a fecking huge one to get my arse in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so.

Well I was gonna perv your profile but it's hidden so I can't, but what I remember from the last perv I had you're a long long way from being a hippo... I am... Dr's confirmed it "

I could unhide it but there's nothing worth perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so.

Get a room you two... a large one.

Need a fecking huge one to get my arse in "

Nothin wrong with your arse at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so.

Get a room you two... a large one.

Need a fecking huge one to get my arse in "

Who wants a small room no space to dance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, anything that discourages my inept two-left-feet dancing is most welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so.

Get a room you two... a large one.

Need a fecking huge one to get my arse in

Who wants a small room no space to dance!"

Lets do a Rhumba

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"Me, anything that discourages my inept two-left-feet dancing is most welcome"

Perhaps just a gentle sway for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so.

Get a room you two... a large one.

Need a fecking huge one to get my arse in

Who wants a small room no space to dance!

Lets do a Rhumba "

Mambo anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me, anything that discourages my inept two-left-feet dancing is most welcome

Perhaps just a gentle sway for you then"

Give me a couple of whiskys and I can manage that quite easily.

(Yes, only two, I'm a lightweight)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me, anything that discourages my inept two-left-feet dancing is most welcome

Perhaps just a gentle sway for you then

Give me a couple of whiskys and I can manage that quite easily.

(Yes, only two, I'm a lightweight)"

Make your mind up one minute a hippo the next a lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so.

Get a room you two... a large one.

Need a fecking huge one to get my arse in

Nothin wrong with your arse at all. "

Not when it's wrapped up in BJ pants

That's Bridget Jones by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lightweight heavyweight hippo mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm going to resort to playing dirty to win

Mud wrestling?

Very good for hippos such as me

You're no hippo, my dear

You may need to change your specs my lovely

Self preservation, if you're a hippo then so am I only more so.

Get a room you two... a large one.

Need a fecking huge one to get my arse in

Who wants a small room no space to dance!"

My arse slaps from wall to wall if I dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just fall flat on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just fall flat on mine"

All friends here we will just help you back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just fall flat on mine"

Must be very small then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lightweight heavyweight hippo mouse"

Boom! Squeak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again."

We can just leave you in the floor and join you for" rock the boat"

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over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

We can just leave you in the floor and join you for" rock the boat""

I might look up your skirts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

We can just leave you in the floor and join you for" rock the boat"

I might look up your skirts."

Don't rock the boat baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about ''oops upside your head'' a party dance floor classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again."

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

We can just leave you in the floor and join you for" rock the boat"

I might look up your skirts.

Don't rock the boat baby

"

I wouldn't dream of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle "

Now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking "

Jive talking?? Are we back to dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking "

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws "

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws "

What are we drinking now? Are we still on the spirits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3"

Absolutely nothing, come and join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3"

If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3

If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own.. "

Sorry Boo, Coquette was here first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3

If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own.. "

Alright I get the message but I'm not leaving til I'm

last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's oh so close to the finish line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on boo... lets make a racket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all getting close. So close. Mmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on boo... lets make a racket... "

Tennis anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3

If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own..

Alright I get the message but I'm not leaving til I'm

last"

That's fine... You go stay with Higgs and I'll find another fella...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Badminton... you should see my shuttlecock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G.. stop trying to distract me in on and taking me away from winning the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3

If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own..

Alright I get the message but I'm not leaving til I'm

last

That's fine... You go stay with Higgs and I'll find another fella... "

Hey, I was here first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3

If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own..

Sorry Boo, Coquette was here first "

No matter... She can stay.. I'm flouncing round the room again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3

If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own..

Alright I get the message but I'm not leaving til I'm

last

That's fine... You go stay with Higgs and I'll find another fella... "

It's fine me and G are going for strawberries and cream

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Sorry but I'm the master at stopping threads

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over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3

If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own..

Alright I get the message but I'm not leaving til I'm

last

That's fine... You go stay with Higgs and I'll find another fella...

Hey, I was here first "

Exactly so I've buggered off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the end yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3

If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own..

Alright I get the message but I'm not leaving til I'm

last

That's fine... You go stay with Higgs and I'll find another fella...

Hey, I was here first

Exactly so I've buggered off "

Wah! At least leave the bottle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd get fed up after the 4th or 5th time. Prop me up on a bar stool and hand me the bottle.

And then pick me up off the floor again.

Or prop you up on the floor, give ya the bottle then sit on the floor next to ya with my bottle

Now you're talking

Or we could share a bottle with 2 straws

Ok you two stop leaving me out what's wrong with 3

If another woman is joining in, then I'm off to find another fella on his own..

Alright I get the message but I'm not leaving til I'm

last

That's fine... You go stay with Higgs and I'll find another fella...

Hey, I was here first

Exactly so I've buggered off "

Oi you....c'mere.

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