FabSwingers.com forum: Rusty trombone

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone actually tried this?

Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have to google it before I give my answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have to google it before I give my answer "

It's basically where you rim a guy while wanking him off, playing him like a trombone so to speak

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Flippin heck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

! I imagine that must feel amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have to google it before I give my answer "

Here’s what google said :

If you don't know what a Rusty Trombone is, sit down: There's something very important I need to tell you. A Rusty Trombone is analingus (yep, butt-tongue stuff), with a simultaneous hand job around front.

To make this a good thing and not the exact opposite:

—Wash. Make sure your partner has had one hell of a good pre-scrub.

—Discuss first. Surprise anal anything is never the good kind of surprise.

—Do not (even if you really, really want to) make a trombone sound.

And just to add.., I’m game to receive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahhh making a trombone sound during sounds like fun as well hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh making a trombone sound during sounds like fun as well hahaha "

That made me giggle at the thought x

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Ahhh making a trombone sound during sounds like fun as well hahaha

That made me giggle at the thought x"

But what if the trombone noise came from the wrong end?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Sounds interesting . Although I would call it the corroding cornet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for drinks after work and a couple I work with started talking about how they love this!

My jaw hit the floor!

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

It certainly feels amazing!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

If you blow hard enough you can play a tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone actually tried this?

Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.

I have received many a rusty trombone off Lucy, the are gtmreat fun, and once you are properly lubed up it can turn in to a milking as well

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rusty Trombone or as I like to call it Tossing Salad..

It's filth so obviously I like it..I particularly like it when I get a older attractive lady to do it and she doesn't want too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rusty Trombone or as I like to call it Tossing Salad..

It's filth so obviously I like it..I particularly like it when I get a older attractive lady to do it and she doesn't want too "

Sounds a bit rap*y

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I can't think of anything worse than tongue punching a hairy fart box

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Jonny Briggs....

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By *aptain22Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh I love a good rusty trombome.

So hard to come by though (no ironic pun intended)

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Its fecking amazing to recieve. Even better when they switch round to sucking yer chap with a cheeky finger up ya bum.

10/10 activity lol

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well

You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Love the forums I'm now educated on lots of sexual terms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have to google it before I give my answer

It's basically where you rim a guy while wanking him off, playing him like a trombone so to speak "

I love going to concerts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone actually tried this?

Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.

Because I’m a nice guy I will let you

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well

You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense"

You obviously know more than the Harvard Medical School who discovered theres over 600 different strains of bacteria in the average mouth- or are you an orifice explorer with your rimming adventures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

76 trombones in the big parade.

With one hundred and ten cornets close at hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I’ve done it.

Only on a very clean arsehole though. Can’t go near one with an odour.

And done strap on whilst wanking said guy too. Is that a different term? Maybe it’s cleaning the tubes of a rusty trombone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone actually tried this?

Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.

Do me! Do me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a bodybuilder. As recounted previously, it didn't go well. here's why.

I don't rim. I don't mind if you do because I keep myself very, very clean back there. Enema-clean. All part of the detailed service at Lipgloss Central.

So this brick wall of a guy, first thing he does is shove his arse in my face and I realise I hadn't clarified a few things beforehand - this is why I mention clearifying beforehand on my profile. And he's huge, so I'm a bit spooked that if I don't, he'll take it out on me. That's re al fear in the T community already.

So I start on his back and work my way down, slowly. Very slowly. He's saying, "Lower," over and over again, while taking care of the trombone part. Just as I get to where he wanted, he shot his load and it was over. Thank you, Lord, and premature ejaculation.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Not for me I’m afraid - any attempt by a trombonist turns my C major into a C minor in the fastest tempo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite instrument.

I'm quite proficient too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have to google it before I give my answer

It's basically where you rim a guy while wanking him off, playing him like a trombone so to speak "

Glen Miller'll be spinning in his grave!

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well

You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense

You obviously know more than the Harvard Medical School who discovered theres over 600 different strains of bacteria in the average mouth- or are you an orifice explorer with your rimming adventures?"

Can you reference the study please?

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well

You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense

You obviously know more than the Harvard Medical School who discovered theres over 600 different strains of bacteria in the average mouth- or are you an orifice explorer with your rimming adventures?

Can you reference the study please? "

Just wondering whether Harvard identified not only the strains but also quantity and whether they were harmful. Similarly when they studied the “freshly washed arse” were bacteria present of a type and in such numbers as to potentially cause harm?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

I’ve heard that called many things before but the rusty part worries me lol. I love my tin whistle been played in a similar fashion. But absolutely no rust. I always give it a good sand and polish inside and out beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glen Miller'll be spinning in his grave!

He's dead? I missed all the RIP threads. Such a loss. The phone number one and the jug one and the hahaha heeheehee one. Oh, and that one that was quiet then really loud all of a sudden, years ahead of Nirvana. Sorely missed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well

You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense"

This is actually true lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone actually tried this?

Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.

Because I’m a nice guy I will let you

Awww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. It was amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone actually tried this?

Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.

Yes a couple of times..very much depends if you enjoy rimming to be honest. I do if they are trimmed or shaved in that area,so I quite like it.

MrsK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattoodtess - I'm starting to think your not as innocent as you like to portray.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Talking of unusually named sexual acts, has anyone ever heard of the Alabama Hot Pocket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done this a couple of times. I'm not keen on giving rimming but on occasion I have done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone actually tried this?

Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.

If you hate rimming why do you want to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never look at the lurpack man the same again.

Never been rimmed but would very much like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone actually tried this?

Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.

If you hate rimming why do you want to try it

I didn't say I hated rimming, I said I hated the thought of it.

And I'd like to try it because it looks like it would be an amazing experience from the mans point of view

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tattoodtess - I'm starting to think your not as innocent as you like to portray.

I am an angel sent from heaven

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

"And I'd like to try it because it looks like it would be an amazing experience from the mans point of view "

My OH is a regular player - it's probably my favourite thing ever!

It's one of those things that feels amazing at first but the sensation diminishes after a couple of minutes...

Can't beat it - a nice sloppy rimjob with a few tongue-probes thrown in!

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"The average mouth contains more bacteria than a freshly washed arse...if you're kissing them, you might as well do it on both cheeks as well

You need to research more thoroughly before posting nonesense

This is actually true lol "

And similarly irrelevant !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slap his arse and say "Bend over, I feel a tune coming on".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing better than a well cleaned fart pipe..

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I slap his arse and say "Bend over, I feel a tune coming on"."

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Has anyone actually tried this?

Interested in trying at least once but I hate the thought of rimming.

I have been played once or thrice

I like rimming, both giving and receiving.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Talking of unusually named sexual acts, has anyone ever heard of the Alabama Hot Pocket?

Is it a delicious toasted sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have to google it before I give my answer

Here’s what google said :

To make this a good thing and not the exact opposite:

—Wash. Make sure your partner has had one hell of a good pre-scrub.

—Discuss first. Surprise anal anything is never the good kind of surprise.

—Do not (even if you really, really want to) make a trombone sound.

And just to add.., I’m game to receive

That made me giggle

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