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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

Yes!

I've always wanted to learn how to juggle! You must teach me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

I used to pop a condom over my head too.

. And blow it up With it still on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

I used to pop a condom over my head too.

. And blow it up With it still on. "

You'reso sophisticated Bee

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I can pass the tips of my middle fingers underneath the tips of my index fingers whilst I hold the pads of all my fingers together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drink a bottle of Tabasco sauce in under 20 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can drink a bottle of Tabasco sauce in under 20 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

I used to pop a condom over my head too.

. And blow it up With it still on.

You'reso sophisticated Bee

I've got one condom left in a pack of 3, I Still never found a use for that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During my teenage years my shoulder blades used to stick out so much that I could make my entire hand disappear behind them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"During my teenage years my shoulder blades used to stick out so much that I could make my entire hand disappear behind them"

My brother could do that...used to freak me ooooot!

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By *aurimauriMan
over a year ago

Ramsgate

A friend of mine could put £20 worth of £1 coins in his forskin.

He asked me to have a go, i only managed 15 and the rest in 10p pieces

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?"
I can feed sausages to any woman called Filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can trip over thin air - clumsiest Wench on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

Can you two both roll your tongue then.? Is it a pre requisite for cherry stalk tying . I can do neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a clover shape with my tongue

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

Can you two both roll your tongue then.? Is it a pre requisite for cherry stalk tying . I can do neither "

I can do the cherry stem thing and roll my tongue, so maybe that's the secret!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine could put £20 worth of £1 coins in his forskin.

He asked me to have a go, i only managed 15 and the rest in 10p pieces"

God that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

Can you two both roll your tongue then.? Is it a pre requisite for cherry stalk tying . I can do neither

I can do the cherry stem thing and roll my tongue, so maybe that's the secret! "

Damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another tongue roller here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours? I can feed sausages to any woman called Filthy

Bring me sausages!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

Can you two both roll your tongue then.? Is it a pre requisite for cherry stalk tying . I can do neither

I can do the cherry stem thing and roll my tongue, so maybe that's the secret!

Damn

Yeah, I can roll my tongue too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can twist my tongue 360 degrees (have no webby bit at the back)

Finger and thumb one arm pushups

Can puke on demand (regurgitate)..ok so thats a horrid one...once drank a whole can of then brought it back up into the same glass 2 mins later..looking like it had just come out of the can lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can twist my tongue 360 degrees (have no webby bit at the back)

Finger and thumb one arm pushups

Can puke on demand (regurgitate)..ok so thats a horrid one...once drank a whole can of then brought it back up into the same glass 2 mins later..looking like it had just come out of the can lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can twist my tongue 360 degrees (have no webby bit at the back)

Finger and thumb one arm pushups

Can puke on demand (regurgitate)..ok so thats a horrid one...once drank a whole can of then brought it back up into the same glass 2 mins later..looking like it had just come out of the can lol

Yep..and i've done it with a fish when i was d*unk one night...that was when i was in the navy..got dared to do it round a girls house who my mate had pulled, she had some black bugged eyed thing...was only small.anyway..cleared my gut..then drank it down with some water and 10 secs later brought it back up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can twist my tongue 360 degrees (have no webby bit at the back)

Finger and thumb one arm pushups

Can puke on demand (regurgitate)..ok so thats a horrid one...once drank a whole can of then brought it back up into the same glass 2 mins later..looking like it had just come out of the can lol"

Isn't that how they make Pepsi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can retrieve an olive from between your teeth using only my teeth, without touching you.

If I get it right, I get to have wild sex with you.

If I get it wrong, you get to have wild sex with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can twist my tongue 360 degrees (have no webby bit at the back)

Finger and thumb one arm pushups

Can puke on demand (regurgitate)..ok so thats a horrid one...once drank a whole can of then brought it back up into the same glass 2 mins later..looking like it had just come out of the can lol

Isn't that how they make Pepsi?"

Lol...worse thing was my mate drank it..he was pissed though..he said it tasted better than Panda pop cola

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can twist my tongue 360 degrees (have no webby bit at the back)

Finger and thumb one arm pushups

Can puke on demand (regurgitate)..ok so thats a horrid one...once drank a whole can of then brought it back up into the same glass 2 mins later..looking like it had just come out of the can lol

That's just wrong....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can retrieve an olive from between your teeth using only my teeth, without touching you.

If I get it right, I get to have wild sex with you.

If I get it wrong, you get to have wild sex with me."

Nice try...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

I used to pop a condom over my head too.

. And blow it up With it still on. "

I can't do the cherry or juggle, but I can do all the rest!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Anyone trying these out right now?

I’m getting funny looks in Nero’s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone trying these out right now?

I’m getting funny looks in Nero’s. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

I used to pop a condom over my head too.

. And blow it up With it still on.

I can't do the cherry or juggle, but I can do all the rest! "

. We should chug a bud sometime

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

I used to pop a condom over my head too.

. And blow it up With it still on.

I can't do the cherry or juggle, but I can do all the rest!

. We should chug a bud sometime "

I don't drink beer!

Saying that, I won the beer chugging contest on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should do the cherry together.

(I can do that)

I can juggle - start a fire with flint/steel / pop a condom up my nose and pull it from my mouth.

I used to pop a condom over my head too.

. And blow it up With it still on.

I can't do the cherry or juggle, but I can do all the rest!

. We should chug a bud sometime

I don't drink beer!

Saying that, I won the beer chugging contest on holiday

We can swap it for hot Vimto. It'll keep us warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?"

I can do lots of things in a handstand...really useful

I can wrestle and fight like a ufc champ (in my head) and I can burp a conversation. Standard ladylike shit n stuff

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?

I can do lots of things in a handstand...really useful

I can wrestle and fight like a ufc champ (in my head) and I can burp a conversation. Standard ladylike shit n stuff

Peach x"

Naked wrestling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?

I can do lots of things in a handstand...really useful

I can wrestle and fight like a ufc champ (in my head) and I can burp a conversation. Standard ladylike shit n stuff

Peach x

Naked wrestling?

Damn right naked

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?

I can do lots of things in a handstand...really useful

I can wrestle and fight like a ufc champ (in my head) and I can burp a conversation. Standard ladylike shit n stuff

Peach x

Naked wrestling?

Damn right naked

Peach x"

Do you need a ref?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?

I can do lots of things in a handstand...really useful

I can wrestle and fight like a ufc champ (in my head) and I can burp a conversation. Standard ladylike shit n stuff

Peach x

Naked wrestling?

Damn right naked

Peach x

Do you need a ref?

Could you handle us both? I think us girls could easily take you and fuzz on...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?"

I can do the standard splits

I can juggle (properly)

I’m an advanced level pole dancer

MrsK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?

I can do lots of things in a handstand...really useful

I can wrestle and fight like a ufc champ (in my head) and I can burp a conversation. Standard ladylike shit n stuff

Peach x

Naked wrestling?

Damn right naked

Peach x

Do you need a ref?

Could you handle us both? I think us girls could easily take you and fuzz on...

Peach x"

Tag teamed by FuzzyBee? Never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?

I can do lots of things in a handstand...really useful

I can wrestle and fight like a ufc champ (in my head) and I can burp a conversation. Standard ladylike shit n stuff

Peach x

Naked wrestling?

Damn right naked

Peach x

Do you need a ref?

Could you handle us both? I think us girls could easily take you and fuzz on...

Peach x

Tag teamed by FuzzyBee? Never. "

Oh that sounds like a challenge...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tongue.

I can do box splits.

I can sing (after a fashion)

What are yours?

I can do lots of things in a handstand...really useful

I can wrestle and fight like a ufc champ (in my head) and I can burp a conversation. Standard ladylike shit n stuff

Peach x

Naked wrestling?

Damn right naked

Peach x

Do you need a ref?

Could you handle us both? I think us girls could easily take you and fuzz on...

Peach x

Tag teamed by FuzzyBee? Never.

Oh that sounds like a challenge...

Peach x"

I love a challenge

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