FabSwingers.com forum: God for a minute

By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

So, you have the powers of the almighty for 1 minute. What do you do with them?

Give yourself the body you've always wanted? Make yourself rich? World piece? Solve global warming? Sixty seconds and the clock is ticking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit the reset button

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"So, you have the powers of the almighty for 1 minute. What do you do with them?

Give yourself the body you've always wanted? Make yourself rich? World piece? Solve global warming? Sixty seconds and the clock is ticking...."

Reboot. Hopefully the universe is packing SSD's and comes back within the minute lol.

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Hit the reset button"

Back to the big bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give myself infinite power, a minute isn't enough

*That's what she said*

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

A message from some lovely female on here would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit the reset button

Back to the big bang? "

Yeah

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would uninvent artichokes.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yeah I'll go for rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd remove fear, and all forms of negative prejudice (racism, sexism, homophobia etc)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend too long thinking about it.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

I would make some body improvements.who would of designed humans with their mouths close to their ears. When you eat crisps you can't hear the television

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Rid the world of religion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To start with, I'd stop time!

Then make a coffee and sit there and have a bloody good think about it...

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Rid the world of religion "

cause of more death and wars than any man

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No thankyou. I have no desire to play God

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Rid the world of religion "

Thats sad, think of all the architecture, art, culture, communities, charities, good deeds, weddings, funerals, christenings, rites of passage and much much more that we would lose.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Rid the world of religion "
^ This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't do a thing. You're not blaming this on me. I mean really, if the existing one can't do it right, what chance has anybody else got? If a mechanic can't fix my car, why should I believe you stripping it down and rebuilding it from scratch is going to be better? Lord have mercy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rid the world of religion "

Some religions have admirable goals for people to strive towards.

It's often other people that do bad shit proclaiming it's in the name of the religion that ruins it all.

Aha! Make the gods of religions explain themselves!

Oooh some of those old ancient Greek and Egyptian ones would be entertaining. And as for the Norse gods, I bet Thor wouldn't be anything like Chris Hemsworth

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Rid the world of religion

Some religions have admirable goals for people to strive towards.

It's often other people that do bad shit proclaiming it's in the name of the religion that ruins it all.

Aha! Make the gods of religions explain themselves!

Oooh some of those old ancient Greek and Egyptian ones would be entertaining. And as for the Norse gods, I bet Thor wouldn't be anything like Chris Hemsworth"

Thor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd remove fear, and all forms of negative prejudice (racism, sexism, homophobia etc)

If you removed fear... the others would most like be removed too...they are usually generated by fear of unknown or not understanding.

Peace would resume...so would so many other things that are positive and wholesome.

Interesting answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd remove fear, and all forms of negative prejudice (racism, sexism, homophobia etc)

If you removed fear... the others would most like be removed too...they are usually generated by fear of unknown or not understanding.

Peace would resume...so would so many other things that are positive and wholesome.

Interesting answer."

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rid the world of religion "

Why?

It's a misconception that religion is a cause of so many things... religion isn't. It's people, we are the cause of all that bad.

A gun or a car or or a knife or hammer or religion or government. ...are not bad. It's those behind it, using it or misusing it are the problem. You and I, we are the problem, dare I say it...We are the solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd remove fear, and all forms of negative prejudice (racism, sexism, homophobia etc)

If you removed fear... the others would most like be removed too...they are usually generated by fear of unknown or not understanding.

Peace would resume...so would so many other things that are positive and wholesome.

Interesting answer.

I agree

Don't flash those eyes at me like that.... there's trouble ahead for me if you do...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd remove fear, and all forms of negative prejudice (racism, sexism, homophobia etc)

If you removed fear... the others would most like be removed too...they are usually generated by fear of unknown or not understanding.

Peace would resume...so would so many other things that are positive and wholesome.

Interesting answer.

I agree

Don't flash those eyes at me like that.... there's trouble ahead for me if you do...lol"

I removed fear remember....bring it

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"To start with, I'd stop time!

Then make a coffee and sit there and have a bloody good think about it..."

Fave answer so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60 seconds?

I would eliminate harmful and deadly disease.

I would eliminate cancer.

With the remaining 57 seconds I would visit every World Leader, Politician and person of power and tell them to be nicer to everybody otherwise they will find themselves in Hell.

Being omnipotent and omnipresent, no problem.

I would also leave myself the lottery numbers for next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give myself endless powers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill every human in a flood no exceptions this time.Then make a pretty rainbow because I'd feel slightly guilty.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

I'd have an mmf with Adam and Eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rid the world of religion

cause of more death and wars than any man "

U mmmmm. Thought man killed... or have I missed something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have an mmf with Adam and Eve"

lol

I'd say they be surprised seeing you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thankyou. I have no desire to play God "

I've heard you call him a lot though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd remove fear, and all forms of negative prejudice (racism, sexism, homophobia etc)

If you removed fear... the others would most like be removed too...they are usually generated by fear of unknown or not understanding.

Peace would resume...so would so many other things that are positive and wholesome.

Interesting answer.

I agree

Don't flash those eyes at me like that.... there's trouble ahead for me if you do...lol

I removed fear remember....bring it

I've no fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rid the world of religion

Some religions have admirable goals for people to strive towards.

It's often other people that do bad shit proclaiming it's in the name of the religion that ruins it all.

Aha! Make the gods of religions explain themselves!

Oooh some of those old ancient Greek and Egyptian ones would be entertaining. And as for the Norse gods, I bet Thor wouldn't be anything like Chris Hemsworth

Thor

Tho am I but wathn't it wonderful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rid the world of religion

Some religions have admirable goals for people to strive towards.

It's often other people that do bad shit proclaiming it's in the name of the religion that ruins it all.

Aha! Make the gods of religions explain themselves!

Oooh some of those old ancient Greek and Egyptian ones would be entertaining. And as for the Norse gods, I bet Thor wouldn't be anything like Chris Hemsworth"

https://youtu.be/7KnGNOiFll4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rid the world of religion

Some religions have admirable goals for people to strive towards.

It's often other people that do bad shit proclaiming it's in the name of the religion that ruins it all.

Aha! Make the gods of religions explain themselves!

Oooh some of those old ancient Greek and Egyptian ones would be entertaining. And as for the Norse gods, I bet Thor wouldn't be anything like Chris Hemsworth

https://youtu.be/7KnGNOiFll4"

this! *tips hat*

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I'd remove fear, and all forms of negative prejudice (racism, sexism, homophobia etc)

If you removed fear... the others would most like be removed too...they are usually generated by fear of unknown or not understanding.

Peace would resume...so would so many other things that are positive and wholesome.

Interesting answer."

But we would all get eaten by lions, tigers and bears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rid the world of religion

cause of more death and wars than any man

U mmmmm. Thought man killed... or have I missed something? "

Guns don't kill people.... Misinterpreted religious texts do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I'll go for rich."

He's a nice chap, I don't blame you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd definitely procrastinate.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Yeah I'll go for rich.

He's a nice chap, I don't blame you."

I did have a date with a Rich once,well it was a bit weird really as I had the sex first and then a date about a year later. Should have stayed at the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To start with, I'd stop time!

Then make a coffee and sit there and have a bloody good think about it..."

I'd just have a decent kip

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No thankyou. I have no desire to play God

I've heard you call him a lot though...

Nuhuh that's Jesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And on the 8th I created the creature called cretin, not quite a man,

But mostly male, an example will one day be known as president trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring summer back today

Brrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prove the world God is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just sit here and watch the world go by. They get a bit boring after a while

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