FabSwingers.com forum: Let's play a game....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK, I'm home recovering from my op and I'm bored! I'm also a pervert...

Give me 3 names, they can be "celebs" or forumites, for me to shag, marry or have a rum with

Please help entertain me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm me, me and ermmmm me?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Me , Holly Willobooby , and Gary Barlow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm me, me and ermmmm me?

That's not allowed....3 different people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me polly and peach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me , Holly Willobooby , and Gary Barlow

Ooooohhhh tough one!

Shag holly willobooby cos, well, she's holly willobooby....

I'd have a rum with Barlow...

And I'll marry you slim....you'll keep me in sausages forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dawn French, Danny Dyer and Craig Revel Horwood

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Me , Holly Willobooby , and Gary Barlow

Ooooohhhh tough one!

Shag holly willobooby cos, well, she's holly willobooby....

I'd have a rum with Barlow...

And I'll marry you slim....you'll keep me in sausages forever

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That'll do me Strumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athos, Porthos and Aramis

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Dawn French, Danny Dyer and Craig Revel Horwood"

Marry Craig

Shag Danny

Rum Dawn

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Kevin Perry Eye-ball Paul

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me polly and peach

Well I can't marry or shag Polly now she's gone and got all loved up....

so I guess we'll have a night on the rum

You and I are totally getting married this year, so I'll wife you up...

And as for peach....our little peach....she knows what she's got coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr bee. And two others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athos, Porthos and Aramis"

What about Dogtanian?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dawn French, Danny Dyer and Craig Revel Horwood"

Shag Danny

Marry Dawny

Get pissed with Craigy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Me , Holly Willobooby , and Gary Barlow

Ooooohhhh tough one!

Shag holly willobooby cos, well, she's holly willobooby....

I'd have a rum with Barlow...

And I'll marry you slim....you'll keep me in sausages forever

"
Does this also mean I get regular 3sums with you and holly whilst Mr . Barlow sits in a corner watching whilst sipping rum ??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Athos, Porthos and Aramis

What about Dogtanian?"

It depends on who is playing them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Athos, Porthos and Aramis"

Ummm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athos, Porthos and Aramis

What about Dogtanian?"

What about Albert?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Susan Boyle

Piers Morgan

Katie Hopkins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kevin Perry Eye-ball Paul"

Shag Kevin

Marry Perry

Drink rum through my eye with eyeballpaul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athos, Porthos and Aramis

Ummm.....

The three musketeers.

... I'm really cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr bee. And two others

Fuck the others....faf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me , Holly Willobooby , and Gary Barlow

Ooooohhhh tough one!

Shag holly willobooby cos, well, she's holly willobooby....

I'd have a rum with Barlow...

And I'll marry you slim....you'll keep me in sausages forever

Does this also mean I get regular 3sums with you and holly whilst Mr . Barlow sits in a corner watching whilst sipping rum ??"

Sure....why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idris elba

Hugh Jackman

Graham Norton

Cos he will be your relaxation after the other two. You can't get too excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm..how about you marry anthony joshua, then suck my cock as i am drinking some rum..then i have to leave the country for fear of getting killed

Get well soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Susan Boyle

Piers Morgan

Katie Hopkins"

Shag Susan

Marry Piers....for the money

I couldn't even have a drink with that other bitch....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Athos, Porthos and Aramis

Ummm.....

The three musketeers.

... I'm really cool. "

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr bee. And two others

Fuck the others....faf?

Fuck the others? That's the idea isn't it?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Me , Holly Willobooby , and Gary Barlow

Ooooohhhh tough one!

Shag holly willobooby cos, well, she's holly willobooby....

I'd have a rum with Barlow...

And I'll marry you slim....you'll keep me in sausages forever

Does this also mean I get regular 3sums with you and holly whilst Mr . Barlow sits in a corner watching whilst sipping rum ??

Sure....why not

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You are the perfect woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Idris elba

Hugh Jackman

Graham Norton

Cos he will be your relaxation after the other two. You can't get too excited

I like this group....

I'm not a Hugh jackman fan though, so I'd drink rum with him....idis would GET IT!

I'd marry Graham Norton!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm..how about you marry anthony joshua, then suck my cock as i am drinking some rum..then i have to leave the country for fear of getting killed

Get well soon

Thank you

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr bee. And two others

Fuck the others....faf?

Fuck the others? That's the idea isn't it?

Them metaphorically....

You actually....

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Alanis Morrisette, Barack Obama and John Thaw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me , Holly Willobooby , and Gary Barlow

Ooooohhhh tough one!

Shag holly willobooby cos, well, she's holly willobooby....

I'd have a rum with Barlow...

And I'll marry you slim....you'll keep me in sausages forever

Does this also mean I get regular 3sums with you and holly whilst Mr . Barlow sits in a corner watching whilst sipping rum ??

Sure....why not

You are the perfect woman

Oh slim...if only you knew the truth

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Estella , Wayne Rooney , and David Beckham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alanis Morrisette, Barack Obama and John Thaw "

Oooohhhh good one!

Shag alanis

Marry Obama....cos I love him!

Drink rum with John thaw

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Me , Holly Willobooby , and Gary Barlow

Ooooohhhh tough one!

Shag holly willobooby cos, well, she's holly willobooby....

I'd have a rum with Barlow...

And I'll marry you slim....you'll keep me in sausages forever

Does this also mean I get regular 3sums with you and holly whilst Mr . Barlow sits in a corner watching whilst sipping rum ??

Sure....why not

You are the perfect woman

Oh slim...if only you knew the truth

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I hope to find out one day . I know you're mental that's the part I like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Estella , Wayne Rooney , and David Beckham "

I'd marry Estella if she'd have me

Shag Beckham

Have a rum with rooney and nick his wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr bee. And two others

Fuck the others....faf?

Fuck the others? That's the idea isn't it?

Them metaphorically....

You actually....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eddie Hall

Ken Barlow (from corrie)

Tom Daley

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Alanis Morrisette, Barack Obama and John Thaw

Oooohhhh good one!

Shag alanis

Marry Obama....cos I love him!

Drink rum with John thaw"

Good choices with those 3!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eddie Hall

Ken Barlow (from corrie)

Tom Daley"

Marry Eddie Hall

Shag Tom Daley

Drink rum with our Ken

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Kim Jong - Un, Donald Trump , Theresa May

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Kim Jong - Un, Donald Trump , Theresa May

I would fuck kim jong.

Right up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kim Jong - Un, Donald Trump , Theresa May

I'd get them all in a room....

And torch it!

Bunch of *****!

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By *estridemeMan
over a year ago

Liversedge

"Kim Jong - Un, Donald Trump , Theresa May

I'd get them all in a room....

And torch it!

Bunch of *****!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Kim Jong - Un, Donald Trump , Theresa May

I'd get them all in a room....

And torch it!

Bunch of *****!

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Perfect answer !! See I told you you were perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me polly and peach

Can ibe greedy and have it all please

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By *estridemeMan
over a year ago

Liversedge

They would be fxxxed then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kim Jong - Un, Donald Trump , Theresa May

I'd get them all in a room....

And torch it!

Bunch of *****!

Perfect answer !! See I told you you were perfect

You only want me for my love of sausages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Kim Jong - Un, Donald Trump , Theresa May

I'd get them all in a room....

And torch it!

Bunch of *****!

Perfect answer !! See I told you you were perfect

You only want me for my love of sausages!"
And Holly !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski"

They can go up in flames with the Trump and them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow for the rum

Adrian Dunbar as Ted Hastings from Line of Duty to marry

Daniel Craig to shag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kim Jong - Un, Donald Trump , Theresa May

I'd get them all in a room....

And torch it!

Bunch of *****!

Perfect answer !! See I told you you were perfect

You only want me for my love of sausages! And Holly !!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jonny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow for the rum

Adrian Dunbar as Ted Hastings from Line of Duty to marry

Daniel Craig to shag.

Can i not just have Johnny Depp and we'll cover all three?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jonny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow for the rum

Adrian Dunbar as Ted Hastings from Line of Duty to marry

Daniel Craig to shag.

Can i not just have Johnny Depp and we'll cover all three?

Hell yes! It's your thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski

They can go up in flames with the Trump and them..."

Ok I'll do a Nicer one, Sheridan Smith, Sandra Bullock and Téa Leoni.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski

They can go up in flames with the Trump and them...

Ok I'll do a Nicer one, Sheridan Smith, Sandra Bullock and Téa Leoni. "

Shag Sandra

Marry Sheridan

Téa and rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski

They can go up in flames with the Trump and them...

Ok I'll do a Nicer one, Sheridan Smith, Sandra Bullock and Téa Leoni.

Shag Sandra

Marry Sheridan

Téa and rum

Some very wise choices there Strumpet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still need entertaining...

Painkillers mean I can have sex now though if anyone fancies a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still need entertaining...

Painkillers mean I can have sex now though if anyone fancies a shag?

Damn. Missed that opportunity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still need entertaining...

Painkillers mean I can have sex now though if anyone fancies a shag?

Damn. Missed that opportunity

I'm always horny Bee....faf?

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Me,woody and buzz light-year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke skywalker darth vader Jabba the Hutt

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Susanna Reid Jenna Coleman cillian Murphy

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