FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

And while youre at it Admin...

Jump to newest
 

By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Id quite like admin to provide me with a Personal Assistant to read and vet all my mail, browse profiles for me, chat on the phone with potential meets, oh and do full background checks on all possible victims....thanks

Oh and Ill also have a private chatroom just for me please. I dont want to have to share with all those Northern Swingers. Funny buggers that lot.

And last thing, could admin let me have someone who can spend all day reading profiles for me and then post the appropriate moaning thread in the forums

I do pay 5 quid every 3 months so it shouldnt be a problem for you.

Thank you muchly.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every two months!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"every two months! "
!

Bugger what a rip off!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every two months! !

Bugger what a rip off! "

lol

you should get a secretary ... male or female for that lol ......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every two months! !

Bugger what a rip off!

lol

you should get a secretary ... male or female for that lol ...... "

not for the £5 but for reading your mails finding you a playmate I mean lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Admin should also berate anyone who doesn't agree with you and tell them to up their game or leave the site.

People with no pics should be given an ultimatum, show or go.

This site and all it's members should be run for YOUR benefit, nobody elses.

People who do not share your sexual preferences should go and find themselves another site.

It is beyond a joke that Admin have not come up with a definitive definition of what constitutes bi-curious, bi-playful and bisexual. People who meet the criteria in these three categories should then only be able to communicate with other who match their level of bisexuality.

Any person who has 'straight' on their profile and is then found to have indulged in so much as a bisexual thought should be taken out and shot forthwith.

You will decide who constitutes a time-waster and for what reason, no-one else.

Under no circumstances is it allowed of any member to judge another members intellect or social status by reading forum posts and wondering how you can possibly miss-spell words which only contain 3 or 4 characters.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

do you think admin could remove any quotes from me if i mention the jocks..

dont want to get into trouble with that lot.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would also like a 6ft 4" black rasta policman with an irish accent. Thankyou in advance

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Admin should also berate anyone who doesn't agree with you and tell them to up their game or leave the site.

People with no pics should be given an ultimatum, show or go.

This site and all it's members should be run for YOUR benefit, nobody elses.

People who do not share your sexual preferences should go and find themselves another site.

It is beyond a joke that Admin have not come up with a definitive definition of what constitutes bi-curious, bi-playful and bisexual. People who meet the criteria in these three categories should then only be able to communicate with other who match their level of bisexuality.

Any person who has 'straight' on their profile and is then found to have indulged in so much as a bisexual thought should be taken out and shot forthwith.

You will decide who constitutes a time-waster and for what reason, no-one else.

Under no circumstances is it allowed of any member to judge another members intellect or social status by reading forum posts and wondering how you can possibly miss-spell words which only contain 3 or 4 characters.

"

+1 yeah tell it bro!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Some kind of tick box to denote the kind of housing each member has.

I went to a meet a while back and they didn't even have off street parking - which, unsurprisingly they had failed to mention before I got there.

What the fuck is that all about?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could Admin also contract Stephen Fry to read out loud for any forum messages lodged by males and Helen Mirren to do likewise for females.

Any messages left using text speak will of course be deleted and replaced using Dickensian english and the offending writer shot at dawn before being hung drawn and quartered

Thanks in advance!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would also like a 6ft 4" black rasta policman with an irish accent. Thankyou in advance"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I would also like a 6ft 4" black rasta policman with an irish accent. Thankyou in advance "

Admin have contacted me to say they have just such a guy. He is however 'bicurious' is that okay?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

p.s. Can Admin send someone round to do me kitchen. Ta.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free tea and cakes fa the night shift xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need someone to do my ironing please Admin

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would also like a 6ft 4" black rasta policman with an irish accent. Thankyou in advance

Admin have contacted me to say they have just such a guy. He is however 'bicurious' is that okay?"

Are you sure they said bicurious and not biplayful?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to do my ironing please Admin "

I'll do it naked

That should make ya want ta do it yaself more xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free tea and cakes fa the night shift xx "

thought it would have been voddie and cakes for you short arse

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to do my ironing please Admin

I'll do it naked

That should make ya want ta do it yaself more xx "

Soapy honest you doing my ironing naked it just fine I can always go shopping get my nails done or just plain fall asleep while you doing it just do it ok xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free tea and cakes fa the night shift xx

thought it would have been voddie and cakes for you short arse "

Ahem I'm teetotal ya know xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to do my ironing please Admin

I'll do it naked

That should make ya want ta do it yaself more xx

Soapy honest you doing my ironing naked it just fine I can always go shopping get my nails done or just plain fall asleep while you doing it just do

it ok xx"

Yes miss xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Free tea and cakes fa the night shift xx

thought it would have been voddie and cakes for you short arse

Ahem I'm teetotal ya know xx "

You wear those outfits SOBER?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Admin, I don't wish to be a pain and jump on the bandwagon, but since everyone is getting their requests in, may i please have a tin hat - a pink one if you could, a kevlar vest, and a haz mat suit to wear when reading the forums.

Oh, and a comfy chair and popcorn for when it kicks off.

Don't ask, don't get!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free tea and cakes fa the night shift xx

thought it would have been voddie and cakes for you short arse

Ahem I'm teetotal ya know xx

You wear those outfits SOBER?"

And pray tell what is wrong with my outfits?

And this word sober what's that then xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admin should also berate anyone who doesn't agree with you and tell them to up their game or leave the site.

People with no pics should be given an ultimatum, show or go.

This site and all it's members should be run for YOUR benefit, nobody elses.

People who do not share your sexual preferences should go and find themselves another site.

It is beyond a joke that Admin have not come up with a definitive definition of what constitutes bi-curious, bi-playful and bisexual. People who meet the criteria in these three categories should then only be able to communicate with other who match their level of bisexuality.

Any person who has 'straight' on their profile and is then found to have indulged in so much as a bisexual thought should be taken out and shot forthwith.

You will decide who constitutes a time-waster and for what reason, no-one else.

Under no circumstances is it allowed of any member to judge another members intellect or social status by reading forum posts and wondering how you can possibly miss-spell words which only contain 3 or 4 characters.

"

not to mention bi-adventurous.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and some finger protection for the block button! tch

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I would also like a 6ft 4" black rasta policman with an irish accent. Thankyou in advance

Admin have contacted me to say they have just such a guy. He is however 'bicurious' is that okay?"

Even better, all my wishes come true mmmmmmmmm

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!"

No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!

No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now "

maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!

No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now

maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy... "

Now that is a dam fine idea

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!

No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now

maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy... "

Me first, I am closer, plus I will pay them in cake!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/09/11 20:46:34]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!

No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now

maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy...

Me first, I am closer, plus I will pay them in cake! "

And I will pay them in err hmmm shit Im crap at baking will vodka do ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like cake but I love cream pie xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!

No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now

maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy...

Me first, I am closer, plus I will pay them in cake! "

WHich I will serve up naked

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voddy will do nicely xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't like cake but I love cream pie xx"

Ummmm Soapy thats so rude Ive had to cover me eyes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!"

At least I iron properly not the bloody cack handed way you do xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!

No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now

maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces

and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy...

Me first, I am closer, plus I will pay them in cake!

WHich I will serve up naked"

Aye I'll go fa that xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Any chance of doing me Tax Return? And saying nowt.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Any chance of doing me Tax Return? And saying nowt. "

Huh gotta start mine tommora xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can Admin send me someone to massage my feet? They are killing me tonight.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Can Admin spare a couple of days to come around to mine and pack a few removal boxes for me?.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In which case I'd like their personal masseur to pop round please and give me a full body massage, paying particular attention to my back.

To begin with....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and while admin are fixing things for us, can they do the massage thing on a weekly or twice weekly basis. That would be really yummm.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top