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Either I'm very unfortunate....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or there are lots of liars on here! Haha

Topic on girth.. most saying they are 6" plus... well fuck me I've never seen a cock as thick as a lynx can, and I've seen plenty on display at the club I attend.

So are the men at the club just as unfortunate as me? Or do lots of people lie to make themselves look/sound appealing?

Over to you lot for the answer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'll find a lynx can is actually 6.625" around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

No a lynx can is at least

6.75 inchs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No a lynx can is at least

6.75 inchs"

No, I've just measured one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar-stewards, nicked my line about lynx can, skulks off muttering revengeful things!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Or there are lots of liars on here! Haha

Topic on girth.. most saying they are 6" plus... well fuck me I've never seen a cock as thick as a lynx can, and I've seen plenty on display at the club I attend.

So are the men at the club just as unfortunate as me? Or do lots of people lie to make themselves look/sound appealing?

Over to you lot for the answer...."

Dear sir,

are you suggesting that guy's exaggerate their dimensions in the hope that some gullible fool believes them and shags them?

Never!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha... who's got the tape measure and a lynx can... try measuring your cock afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mini flight size versions of popular deoderant brands and remote controls for dolls house tvs make any mans dangly bit look big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha... who's got the tape measure and a lynx can... try measuring your cock afterwards "

To be fair peroni I have measured one or 2 and yes 6 inches at the thickest part is not unheard of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha... who's got the tape measure and a lynx can... try measuring your cock afterwards

To be fair peroni I have measured one or 2 and yes 6 inches at the thickest part is not unheard of "

Maybe not unheard of... but certainly isn't the norm Mrs k

Just been reading on another thread about 7" And 8" girth... Christ of they are telling the truth then I'm cutting mine off! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to admit I'm a bit put off by pics comparing sizes to cans of anything! Its what you do with it that counts after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many women can comfortably suck a Lynx can?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many women can comfortably suck a Lynx can?"

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've genuinely never felt the need to stick a tape measure next to mine. Do you think it's just a "my dads bigger than your dad" "my cars bigger than your car" 'alpha' male thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many women can comfortably suck a Lynx can?"

Not me. I have a little mouth

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s an ostensible prerequisite for we chaps on sites of this ilk to augment by at least two inches, any personal measurements we supply (waist measurements are the exception to this rule obviously though, whereupon we are contractually obliged to abate our trouser sizes by at least 2)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s an ostensible prerequisite for we chaps on sites of this ilk to augment by at least two inches, any personal measurements we supply (waist measurements are the exception to this rule obviously though, whereupon we are contractually obliged to abate our trouser sizes by at least 2) "

Haha

Well in that case....

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

Surely the comparison should be against a Sky remote?

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By *nnocent and RaunchyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester /London

Lynx stynx so no chance for anyone with such pics lol

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

6.25" in old money?

hang on..

6.25 x 2.54=158.75mm

15.8cm and 3 hairs of a gnats cock, you sure?

Thats the diameter of a fucking drain pipe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard to measure your cock without getting the tape around your wrist as well

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By *cotsCockMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"How many women can comfortably suck a Lynx can?

Not me. I have a little mouth "

Very unusual for a woman

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By *cotsCockMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"6.25" in old money?

hang on..

6.25 x 2.54=158.75mm

15.8cm and 3 hairs of a gnats cock, you sure?

Thats the diameter of a fucking drain pipe!"

6.25 " is the circumference not the diameter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6.25" in old money?

hang on..

6.25 x 2.54=158.75mm

15.8cm and 3 hairs of a gnats cock, you sure?

Thats the diameter of a fucking drain pipe!"

Diameter yes, but nobodies measuring the diameter of their penis surely? I mean, who's breaking out pi with an erection?

Unless it's warm apple obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely the comparison should be against a Sky remote? "

What shape's your cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a difference between width n circumference,n lots of folk aren't too bright or were skiving off maths lessons!

I reckon most fall into the category of measuring the circumference then claiming their findings as being the width

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a difference between width n circumference,n lots of folk aren't too bright or were skiving off maths lessons!

I reckon most fall into the category of measuring the circumference then claiming their findings as being the width "

Yup about 3.14159265358979323846 difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha... who's got the tape measure and a lynx can... try measuring your cock afterwards

To be fair peroni I have measured one or 2 and yes 6 inches at the thickest part is not unheard of

Maybe not unheard of... but certainly isn't the norm Mrs k

Just been reading on another thread about 7" And 8" girth... Christ of they are telling the truth then I'm cutting mine off! Haha "

Haha Ya know I’m pulling ya 3rd leg

I’ve not seen many 6inch girths at Mingles either

TBH I don’t get the whole lynx can/Skye remote measuring system

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"There's a difference between width n circumference,n lots of folk aren't too bright or were skiving off maths lessons!

I reckon most fall into the category of measuring the circumference then claiming their findings as being the width

Yup about 3.14159265358979323846 difference "

oooohhh... Piiiiii...

Im soooo horny now...

quick, someone give me a simultaneous equation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you get these mini remote controls? Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrgghhh, can't believe it, I finally get something into the Forum that runs and get no credit whatsoever, ffs no wonder I'm grumpy!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I'm old enough to remember the 70s when cocks were measured in Brut and Blue Stratos cans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No a lynx can is at least

6.75 inchs

No, I've just measured one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrgghhh, can't believe it, I finally get something into the Forum that runs and get no credit whatsoever, ffs no wonder I'm grumpy! "

Sorry couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have PI to 30+ decimal places tattood..

Plus PHI to infinity 'decimals' (if one were to expand it)

BTW its PIxD quoted by the Linx mob and not D

oh and BTW2 did you know that SI units named after people are capitialized?

Eg

Hz, N, Pa etc

Oh and please dont mix units (as above with mm and cm ... its offensive)

Use consistant units in equations

Carry on....

Tits n flaps etc

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"There's a difference between width n circumference,n lots of folk aren't too bright or were skiving off maths lessons!

I reckon most fall into the category of measuring the circumference then claiming their findings as being the width

Yup about 3.14159265358979323846 difference

oooohhh... Piiiiii...

Im soooo horny now...

quick, someone give me a simultaneous equation... "

I fucking love simultaneous equations!!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Shrinkflation at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex bf’s girth was so thick I couldn’t wrap my hand around - when I measured it, it was 8.25in thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fortunate in having a 6” girth and good length but as previous posters have said it’s what you do with it and stamina that counts. All women who I’ve slept with have commented on the girth so I assume it is important to them .. but like I said before it’s not the wand but the wizard behind it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have PI to 30+ decimal places tattood..

Plus PHI to infinity 'decimals' (if one were to expand it)

BTW its PIxD quoted by the Linx mob and not D

oh and BTW2 did you know that SI units named after people are capitialized?

Eg

Hz, N, Pa etc

Oh and please dont mix units (as above with mm and cm ... its offensive)

Use consistant units in equations

Carry on....

Tits n flaps etc

"

Tits n flaps etc...... I can’t breath

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By *lackbird1000Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Or there are lots of liars on here! Haha

Topic on girth.. most saying they are 6" plus... well fuck me I've never seen a cock as thick as a lynx can, and I've seen plenty on display at the club I attend.

So are the men at the club just as unfortunate as me? Or do lots of people lie to make themselves look/sound appealing?

Over to you lot for the answer...."
totally agreed ! The pictures are deceiving little dicks look a big dick ! I saw in the clubs big ones ! But most standard sizes ! I realise in here that , make some guys feel good if he has a remote or a can next to the little dick ! Saying that size should not matter , you have what you have end off ! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but like I said before it’s not the wand but the wizard behind it "

I'm using that quote for my next unsolicited dick pic and adding they must be a Muggle

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It’s an ostensible prerequisite for we chaps on sites of this ilk to augment by at least two inches, any personal measurements we supply (waist measurements are the exception to this rule obviously though, whereupon we are contractually obliged to abate our trouser sizes by at least 2) "

True story! !

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"How many women can comfortably suck a Lynx can?"

That's not how you operate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that's why people photograph deodorant cans? I thought they were showing off their personal hygiene.

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