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"Any normal people about? If not, we can make allowances "Ffs _amiss it's a good job you added that note... we'd get no fecker here ffs | |||
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"Any normal people about? If not, we can make allowances "What's normal can I try lol | |||
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"Any normal people about? If not, we can make allowances
Ffs _amiss it's a good job you added that note... we'd get no fecker here ffs "Haha | |||
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"Any normal people about? If not, we can make allowances
What's normal can I try lol"That's a good question But you're welcome in here and most of us are crazy, but there will be those that will deny that! | |||
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What's normal can I try lol
That's a good question But you're welcome in here and most of us are crazy, but there will be those that will deny that! "Crazy can be good at the right time  | |||
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"Any normal people about? If not, we can make allowances
What's normal can I try lol
That's a good question But you're welcome in here and most of us are crazy, but there will be those that will deny that!
Crazy can be good at the right time "Yes, timed just right, crazy can be very good! | |||
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"I joined Fab to discover normal people like me.. "Hey you've come to the right place, lots of 'normal' (cough)...people on this thread! | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man "Any particular man Voddy, or will any 'ole bloke do? | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip "'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here! | |||
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"Any normal people about? If not, we can make allowances
What's normal can I try lol"Oh there's a house full on here who think they are normal mate  | |||
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"I joined Fab to discover normal people like me.. "Have you found any? | |||
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"Any normal people about? If not, we can make allowances
What's normal can I try lol
Oh there's a house full on here who think they are normal mate"Everyone is in their own mind , just another perception of reality lol | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man "And fecking found me  | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here! "Always good to get messy but only at the right time | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man
And fecking found me "Hurrah | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here! "Only when them feckers from the other thread haven't nicked the fecking machine  | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time "Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs! | |||
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'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Only when them feckers from the other thread haven't nicked the fecking machine "Have you got it back at the moment, or do you want to borrow my cream Russell Hobbs kettle?  | |||
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'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs! "Oooohhhhh the fecking brush  | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Only when them feckers from the other thread haven't nicked the fecking machine
Have you got it back at the moment, or do you want to borrow my cream Russell Hobbs kettle? "Only if there's some ground coffee and a cafetiere | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
Oooohhhhh the fecking brush "GOD! It's not still stuck up your ar....mpit?.... | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man
Any particular man Voddy, or will any 'ole bloke do? "got me eye on one he looks cute | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Only when them feckers from the other thread haven't nicked the fecking machine
Have you got it back at the moment, or do you want to borrow my cream Russell Hobbs kettle?
Only if there's some ground coffee and a cafetiere "Tut!....you bloody posh northerners  | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man
Any particular man Voddy, or will any 'ole bloke do? got me eye on one he looks cute"What the cheeky one in here? | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man
Any particular man Voddy, or will any 'ole bloke do? got me eye on one he looks cute
What the cheeky one in here? "which cheeky one | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man
Any particular man Voddy, or will any 'ole bloke do? got me eye on one he looks cute
What the cheeky one in here? which cheeky one"The one on top of you.....further up! | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs! "I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol"Haha! Lots of those in here, too! | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol"that's Northants for you us southern girls wouldent call you that | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! "splutters coffee | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lolthat's Northants for you us southern girls wouldent call you that "grrr northaners | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee"Quick...where's the mop?....told you they were messy in here! | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lolthat's Northants for you us southern girls wouldent call you that grrr northaners"Knew what you meant Vods | |||
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"Choking and not for good reasons lol I've been called a lot worse "Haha, stick with me, you'll be surprised what we get called in here! | |||
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"Normal is just a setting on the dryer...! "Haha! Love it! | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary "Who r you calling unnecessary | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary "Ooh dear....  | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary
Who r you calling unnecessary "Could be you.....! | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary
Who r you calling unnecessary " | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary
Who r you calling unnecessary
Could be you.....! "Think I would notice lol | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary
Who r you calling unnecessary "Hope it feels good ?? | |||
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"Normal is just a setting on the dryer...! "As long as its a tumble drier | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary
Who r you calling unnecessary
Could be you.....!
Think I would notice lol"No doubt you would | |||
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"Any normal people about? If not, we can make allowances "Normal? Ah yes, we remember that. | |||
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"Hey sami do you like guys with hairy chests" Love them Voddy, have you seen any particularly nice ones around, lately? | |||
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"Hey sami do you like guys with hairy chests Love them Voddy, have you seen any particularly nice ones around, lately? "oh yes and very nice it is too | |||
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"Any normal people about? If not, we can make allowances
Normal? Ah yes, we remember that."Yes, back in the olden days! | |||
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"Hey sami do you like guys with hairy chests Love them Voddy, have you seen any particularly nice ones around, lately? oh yes and very nice it is too"Ooh....I think I've seen one too!... | |||
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"Hey sami do you like guys with hairy chests Love them Voddy, have you seen any particularly nice ones around, lately? oh yes and very nice it is too"Now I know you two r not talking about me mines just fluff n fat | |||
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"Hey sami do you like guys with hairy chests Love them Voddy, have you seen any particularly nice ones around, lately? oh yes and very nice it is too
Now I know you two r not talking about me mines just fluff n fat " | |||
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"Right...keep my seat warm..off to get dinner. Please don't make a mess, as Mistress will be in inspecting the gaffe, later "I wont b scrubbing even if someone makes a mess on me lol Enjoy dinner don't gag | |||
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"Any normal people about? If not, we can make allowances " | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
Oooohhhhh the fecking brush
GOD! It's not still stuck up your ar....mpit?.... "Bloody biggest butt pl.. I've come across | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man
Any particular man Voddy, or will any 'ole bloke do? got me eye on one he looks cute"Bloody hussy | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Only when them feckers from the other thread haven't nicked the fecking machine
Have you got it back at the moment, or do you want to borrow my cream Russell Hobbs kettle?
Only if there's some ground coffee and a cafetiere
Tut!....you bloody posh northerners "Only some of us  | |||
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"[Brush kindly Removed by poster at 03/01/18 15:58:44]" Phew thanks _oddy | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee"Good job you get them free | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee
Quick...where's the mop?....told you they were messy in here! "Feck I've just got shot of the brush | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee
Good job you get them free "What the coffee or the scrubbers lol | |||
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"I joined Fab to discover normal people like me..
Have you found any? "Well there is no one quite like me..... | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee
Good job you get them free
What the coffee or the scrubbers lol"the coffees but mistress does a good job at whitewashing steps with her scrubbing brush | |||
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"Choking and not for good reasons lol I've been called a lot worse "Ave you ever bin called rodders | |||
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"I joined Fab to discover normal people like me..
Have you found any?
Well there is no one quite like me.....
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"Normal is just a setting on the dryer...! "Ah you know you fit in here
And the dryer is a bonus | |||
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"Choking and not for good reasons lol I've been called a lot worse
Ave you ever bin called rodders"the young man does not look like a rodders | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary "What you bin doing with the brush ffs | |||
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"Evening eenie xxx how was your day" Hi Voddy... Busy at work but a "fab" fab day.. I'm bragging but my profile pic was on page 2 of hot pics for most of the day and I was chuffed because I'm covered up kinda!! xxx | |||
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"Choking and not for good reasons lol I've been called a lot worse
Ave you ever bin called roddersthe young man does not look like a rodders "Aw ok I'm only going off the little pic on here | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary
What you bin doing with the brush ffs "wernt the brush | |||
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"Evening eenie xxx how was your day Hi Voddy... Busy at work but a "fab" fab day.. I'm bragging but my profile pic was on page 2 of hot pics for most of the day and I was chuffed because I'm covered up kinda!! xxx"we need to get you on page one young lady | |||
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"Evening eenie xxx how was your day Hi Voddy... Busy at work but a "fab" fab day.. I'm bragging but my profile pic was on page 2 of hot pics for most of the day and I was chuffed because I'm covered up kinda!! xxx
we need to get you on page one young lady"I've dropped off page 2 now so that won't happen but I don't mind I was chuffed that chubby old me did so well | |||
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"Choking and not for good reasons lol I've been called a lot worse
Ave you ever bin called rodders"I have indeed lol but if only I earnt his money ?? | |||
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"Evening eenie xxx how was your day Hi Voddy... Busy at work but a "fab" fab day.. I'm bragging but my profile pic was on page 2 of hot pics for most of the day and I was chuffed because I'm covered up kinda!! xxx
we need to get you on page one young lady
I've dropped off page 2 now so that won't happen but I don't mind I was chuffed that chubby old me did so well "your lovely and fun thats the main thing | |||
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"Choking and not for good reasons lol I've been called a lot worse
Ave you ever bin called rodders
I have indeed lol but if only I earnt his money ?? "he lives 16 miles from me | |||
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"Evening eenie xxx how was your day Hi Voddy... Busy at work but a "fab" fab day.. I'm bragging but my profile pic was on page 2 of hot pics for most of the day and I was chuffed because I'm covered up kinda!! xxx
we need to get you on page one young lady
I've dropped off page 2 now so that won't happen but I don't mind I was chuffed that chubby old me did so well your lovely and fun thats the main thing "Thanks me love, glad you see me that way x | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary
Who r you calling unnecessary
Could be you.....! " | |||
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"Choking and not for good reasons lol I've been called a lot worse
Ave you ever bin called rodders
I have indeed lol but if only I earnt his money ?? he lives 16 miles from me"There a trotters reliant in Enfield | |||
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"Right...keep my seat warm..off to get dinner. Please don't make a mess, as Mistress will be in inspecting the gaffe, later "And what a fecking mess you've left | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee
Good job you get them free
What the coffee or the scrubbers lol"She'll get both...she can run fast | |||
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"I joined Fab to discover normal people like me..
Have you found any?
Well there is no one quite like me.....
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee
Good job you get them free
What the coffee or the scrubbers lolthe coffees but mistress does a good job at whitewashing steps with her scrubbing brush "Good job I don't have a fecker | |||
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"Evening eenie xxx how was your day Hi Voddy... Busy at work but a "fab" fab day.. I'm bragging but my profile pic was on page 2 of hot pics for most of the day and I was chuffed because I'm covered up kinda!! xxx"I helped get you there in a small way | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee
Good job you get them free
What the coffee or the scrubbers lolthe coffees but mistress does a good job at whitewashing steps with her scrubbing brush
Good job I don't have a fecker "what dont you have | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary
What you bin doing with the brush ffs wernt the brush "Yeah I've got down here now and I get the picture....hussy | |||
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"Psst sami I've cum over all unnecessary
What you bin doing with the brush ffs wernt the brush
Yeah I've got down here now and I get the picture....hussy " | |||
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"Evening eenie xxx how was your day Hi Voddy... Busy at work but a "fab" fab day.. I'm bragging but my profile pic was on page 2 of hot pics for most of the day and I was chuffed because I'm covered up kinda!! xxx
we need to get you on page one young lady
I've dropped off page 2 now so that won't happen but I don't mind I was chuffed that chubby old me did so well "Well done girl  | |||
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"Evening eenie xxx how was your day Hi Voddy... Busy at work but a "fab" fab day.. I'm bragging but my profile pic was on page 2 of hot pics for most of the day and I was chuffed because I'm covered up kinda!! xxx
I helped get you there in a small way"I know you did bless your heart | |||
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"Choking and not for good reasons lol I've been called a lot worse
Ave you ever bin called rodders
I have indeed lol but if only I earnt his money ?? "Stick with me kid and we'll be millionaires this time next year | |||
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Ave you ever bin called rodders
I have indeed lol but if only I earnt his money ?? he lives 16 miles from me"He's dicing with fecking death then eh | |||
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee
Good job you get them free
What the coffee or the scrubbers lolthe coffees but mistress does a good job at whitewashing steps with her scrubbing brush
Good job I don't have a fecker what dont you have"A bloody step...what you think I meant | |||
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I helped get you there in a small way
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'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee
Good job you get them free
What the coffee or the scrubbers lolthe coffees but mistress does a good job at whitewashing steps with her scrubbing brush
Good job I don't have a fecker what dont you have
A bloody step...what you think I meant "a brush | |||
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She's taking her fecking time with mine "do you or do you not wish to fit into your basque | |||
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She's taking her fecking time with mine
Yeah but I am a celeb just for today so I need looking after first "Aw ok enjoy | |||
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She's taking her fecking time with mine
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"Bounces in looking for a man carefull where you look bounding like that you might slip
'Specially in here, there's always spilt latte all over the floor...messy lot in here!
Always good to get messy but only at the right time
Of course! We could put you on the mopping up rota....always lots of cleaning up to do in here....total slobs!
I don't know just got here and calling me a scrubber lol
Haha! Lots of those in here, too! splutters coffee
Good job you get them free
What the coffee or the scrubbers lolthe coffees but mistress does a good job at whitewashing steps with her scrubbing brush
Good job I don't have a fecker what dont you have
A bloody step...what you think I meant a brush "Phew that's good..for a minute I thought you meant a fec... | |||
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She's taking her fecking time with mine do you or do you not wish to fit into your basque"I don't want the fecking cake...just the coffee ffs | |||
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She's taking her fecking time with mine do you or do you not wish to fit into your basque
I don't want the fecking cake...just the coffee ffs "oi mardy drawers dont get fecken lairey or your go in the celler | |||
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She's taking her fecking time with mine
Yeah but I am a celeb just for today so I need looking after first gives eenie another slice cream with it ?"Just the fruit this time thank you... Need to stay focussed on losing my next stone xx | |||
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She's taking her fecking time with mine do you or do you not wish to fit into your basque
I don't want the fecking cake...just the coffee ffs oi mardy drawers dont get fecken lairey or your go in the celler"Oh no! Not the wine celler | |||
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She's taking her fecking time with mine
Yeah but I am a celeb just for today so I need looking after first gives eenie another slice cream with it ?
Just the fruit this time thank you... Need to stay focussed on losing my next stone xx"I dropped nearly 2 stone in the summer and that was hard going...so we'll done girl | |||
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She's taking her fecking time with mine
Yeah but I am a celeb just for today so I need looking after first gives eenie another slice cream with it ?
Just the fruit this time thank you... Need to stay focussed on losing my next stone xx
I dropped nearly 2 stone in the summer and that was hard going...so we'll done girl "My aim for 2018 is another 3 stone then I think that will be enough... I'll have lost a male adult then
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She's taking her fecking time with mine
Yeah but I am a celeb just for today so I need looking after first gives eenie another slice cream with it ?
Just the fruit this time thank you... Need to stay focussed on losing my next stone xx
I dropped nearly 2 stone in the summer and that was hard going...so we'll done girl
My aim for 2018 is another 3 stone then I think that will be enough... I'll have lost a male adult then
What a fat fecker I was "Just another stone and you'll have lost me lol | |||
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What's going on in here then?
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"Oi oi!
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What's going on in here then?
Seems a bit rowdy "Ah it was then but they've all fecked off now
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Savaloy
What's going on in here then?
Seems a bit rowdy
Ah it was then but they've all fecked off now
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Savaloy
What's going on in here then?
Seems a bit rowdy
Ah it was then but they've all fecked off now
Do you think they're all sleeping now? "Yeah they fecked themselves up earier | |||
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"Oi oi!
Savaloy
What's going on in here then?
Seems a bit rowdy
Ah it was then but they've all fecked off now
Do you think they're all sleeping now?
Yeah they fecked themselves up earier "Certainly seemed excitable..gave me a blumin' 'eadache | |||
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" i did nod off"Oh dear, that's chasing all those men | |||
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"Oi oi!
Savaloy
What's going on in here then?
Seems a bit rowdy
Ah it was then but they've all fecked off now
Do you think they're all sleeping now?
Yeah they fecked themselves up earier
Certainly seemed excitable..gave me a blumin' 'eadache "Well now go back and qoute the ones you missed | |||
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Savaloy
What's going on in here then?
Seems a bit rowdy
Ah it was then but they've all fecked off now
Do you think they're all sleeping now?
Yeah they fecked themselves up earier
Certainly seemed excitable..gave me a blumin' 'eadache
Well now go back and qoute the ones you missed " | |||
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"passes eenie a brew and some apple and melon cake Ohhh that cake sounds lovely.. Yum.. 2 of my 5 a day
She's taking her fecking time with mine
Yeah but I am a celeb just for today so I need looking after first gives eenie another slice cream with it ?
Just the fruit this time thank you... Need to stay focussed on losing my next stone xx
I dropped nearly 2 stone in the summer and that was hard going...so we'll done girl
My aim for 2018 is another 3 stone then I think that will be enough... I'll have lost a male adult then
What a fat fecker I was
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"Back from work (fitting out a shop)now a couple of hours sleep before start again , looks like I missed the cake saved you some" Cake for breakfast not the only one lacking sleep then | |||
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"Back from work (fitting out a shop)now a couple of hours sleep before start again , looks like I missed the cake saved you some Cake for breakfast not the only one lacking sleep then " I'm doing me widow twanky act x | |||
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"Back from work (fitting out a shop)now a couple of hours sleep before start again , looks like I missed the cake saved you some Cake for breakfast not the only one lacking sleep then Nooooo! I was baking until 11 last night!" ooooo what was you baking | |||
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"Morning I've filled machine it's ready to go
Cor your a angel...I'm gegging "Cornwall | |||
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"Morning I've filled machine it's ready to go
Cor your a angel...I'm gegging
Cornwall "eh wtf | |||
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"Morning I've filled machine it's ready to go
Cor your a angel...I'm gegging
Cornwall eh wtf "Fecking auto carrot... I typed my first name once and the fecker added my surname without me noticing ffs | |||
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"Back from work (fitting out a shop)now a couple of hours sleep before start again , looks like I missed the cake saved you some Cake for breakfast not the only one lacking sleep then I'm doing me widow twanky act x" Thought that was Mistress's role | |||
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Afternoon is it lol, lost track of time 3 hours kip in 48 hours and not for the right reasons "Ah, not good  | |||
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Afternoon is it lol, lost track of time 3 hours kip in 48 hours and not for the right reasons
Ah, not good "Lack of sleep because of work sucks , however lack of sleep for other reasons could be great | |||
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Afternoon " | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon is it lol, lost track of time 3 hours kip in 48 hours and not for the right reasons
Ah, not good
Lack of sleep because of work sucks , however lack of sleep for other reasons could be great "Could be! | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon is it lol, lost track of time 3 hours kip in 48 hours and not for the right reasons
Ah, not good
Lack of sleep because of work sucks , however lack of sleep for other reasons could be great
Could be! "Any suggestions lol ?? | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami? "I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami?
I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress "Throat and chest ok? | |||
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Afternoon is it lol, lost track of time 3 hours kip in 48 hours and not for the right reasons
Ah, not good
Lack of sleep because of work sucks , however lack of sleep for other reasons could be great
Could be!
Any suggestions lol ?? "Maybe a good film... | |||
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Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami?
I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress
Throat and chest ok?"Yes, no problem there. Just sinuses, normal for me. I have a routine appointment with GP tomorrow, will get her to check me over. | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon is it lol, lost track of time 3 hours kip in 48 hours and not for the right reasons
Ah, not good
Lack of sleep because of work sucks , however lack of sleep for other reasons could be great
Could be!
Any suggestions lol ??
Maybe a good film... "I was wondering if you were a book person | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami?
I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress
Throat and chest ok?
Yes, no problem there. Just sinuses, normal for me. I have a routine appointment with GP tomorrow, will get her to check me over. "You need some adapted fiver pads for your nose | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon is it lol, lost track of time 3 hours kip in 48 hours and not for the right reasons
Ah, not good
Lack of sleep because of work sucks , however lack of sleep for other reasons could be great
Could be!
Any suggestions lol ??
Maybe a good film...
I was wondering if you were a book person "I do like a good read, mainly real life crime,SAS stuff or historical, particularly the Tudors. | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami?
I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress
Throat and chest ok?
Yes, no problem there. Just sinuses, normal for me. I have a routine appointment with GP tomorrow, will get her to check me over.
You need some adapted fiver pads for your nose "I'll have to go back to the tena ones, I think! | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon is it lol, lost track of time 3 hours kip in 48 hours and not for the right reasons
Ah, not good
Lack of sleep because of work sucks , however lack of sleep for other reasons could be great
Could be!
Any suggestions lol ??
Maybe a good film...
I was wondering if you were a book person
I do like a good read, mainly real life crime,SAS stuff or historical, particularly the Tudors. "Wish I had time to read more. I do have several military books I havnt read yet . | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon is it lol, lost track of time 3 hours kip in 48 hours and not for the right reasons
Ah, not good
Lack of sleep because of work sucks , however lack of sleep for other reasons could be great
Could be!
Any suggestions lol ??
Maybe a good film...
I was wondering if you were a book person
I do like a good read, mainly real life crime,SAS stuff or historical, particularly the Tudors.
Wish I had time to read more.
I do have several military books I havnt read yet ."I do have to be in the right mood to read | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami?
I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress
Throat and chest ok?"I could lower the tone and say Samis chest looks fine to me  | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami?
I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress
Throat and chest ok?
I could lower the tone and say Samis chest looks fine to me "Haha! Thank you | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami?
I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress
Throat and chest ok?
Yes, no problem there. Just sinuses, normal for me. I have a routine appointment with GP tomorrow, will get her to check me over.
You need some adapted fiver pads for your nose
I'll have to go back to the tena ones, I think! "Bloody expensive them feckers sami | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami?
I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress
Throat and chest ok?
I could lower the tone and say Samis chest looks fine to me "Smooth tongued fecker eh | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami?
I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress
Throat and chest ok?
I could lower the tone and say Samis chest looks fine to me
Haha! Thank you "Well you did invite me in lol | |||
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"Arfnoon everyone!
Afternoon
How's you and your lurgy sami?
I feel like a right old snotbag at the moment, Mistress
Throat and chest ok?
I could lower the tone and say Samis chest looks fine to me "Haha! Thank you
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