FabSwingers.com forum: In the pink or the stink?

By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

What's your choice and why

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

what's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's one way to put it, definitely no pun intended!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where ever it lands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a question

Hah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming? "

Phwoaaaar. Farm me.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?

Phwoaaaar. Farm me.

In the pink, or in the stink?

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over a year ago

"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?

Phwoaaaar. Farm me.

In the pink, or in the stink?

I don’t care just take me to the brink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies and gentlemen- the men of today

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By *anderlust8008Man
over a year ago

Wrexham

Pink

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?

Phwoaaaar. Farm me.

In the pink, or in the stink?

I don’t care just take me to the brink! "

I might be in trouble on the plowing front. I converted from arable to cattle and pigs a few years back. Let me just go and borrow some machinery from a neighbouring farm.

Also sorry OP for drifting your thread in two easy steps to the left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?

Phwoaaaar. Farm me.

In the pink, or in the stink?

I don’t care just take me to the brink!

I might be in trouble on the plowing front. I converted from arable to cattle and pigs a few years back. Let me just go and borrow some machinery from a neighbouring farm.

Also sorry OP for drifting your thread in two easy steps to the left. "

Never trust a man with a big farm

As good old snatch says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...anybody who knows me knows ma shit don't stink....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?

Phwoaaaar. Farm me.

In the pink, or in the stink?

I don’t care just take me to the brink!

I might be in trouble on the plowing front. I converted from arable to cattle and pigs a few years back. Let me just go and borrow some machinery from a neighbouring farm.

Also sorry OP for drifting your thread in two easy steps to the left.

Never trust a man with a big farm

As good old snatch says"

I said no such thing

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?

Phwoaaaar. Farm me.

In the pink, or in the stink?

I don’t care just take me to the brink!

I might be in trouble on the plowing front. I converted from arable to cattle and pigs a few years back. Let me just go and borrow some machinery from a neighbouring farm.

Also sorry OP for drifting your thread in two easy steps to the left.

Never trust a man with a big farm

As good old snatch says"

My farm, like my cock is tiny. And rented.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What's your choice and why "

Do 30 year olds really talk like that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

what's yours? "

Your pink and then your stink

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"What's your choice and why

Do 30 year olds really talk like that

What's the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your choice and why "

Either way keep it covered

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?"

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your choice and why "

Ah, the age old question of ‘two in the poo or two in the goo’ eh? Well OP at least you have kindly asked first.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol"

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a finger while getting oral from a lovely lady

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

"What's your choice and why "

I love a bit of romance.

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower. "

Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"What's your choice and why

I love a bit of romance."

Who don't

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What's your choice and why

Do 30 year olds really talk like that

What's the problem "

It’s like something a spotty teenager would say

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.

Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol"

Rip it open? Is that what happens when you go in the stink?

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"What's your choice and why

Do 30 year olds really talk like that

What's the problem

It’s like something a spotty teenager would say

Well don't reply if you don't like the forum simple stop spoiling fun for others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.

Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol"

You sound abit weird mate

Leave it out

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.

Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol

Rip it open? Is that what happens when you go in the stink?"
depends how tight

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.

Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol

You sound abit weird mate

Who the fucks even asking/talking to you

Leave it out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most mens status updates stink

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"What's your choice and why

Do 30 year olds really talk like that

Yes. Which is part of the reason I don't touch guys my age.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.

Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol

You sound abit weird mate

Who the fucks even asking/talking to you

Leave it out "

Jeez a pretty lady offers you bum play and that's the response she gets?

Keep it classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.

Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol

You sound abit weird mate

Who the fucks even asking/talking to you

Leave it out "

Well

'Dan the man'

Your posting on a forum

And your being a fuck nugget

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.

Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol

Rip it open? Is that what happens when you go in the stink? depends how tight "

Should I bring my first aid kit so I can sew you back together?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.

Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol

You sound abit weird mate

Who the fucks even asking/talking to you

Leave it out

Jeez a pretty lady offers you bum play and that's the response she gets?

Keep it classy

So ungrateful these yoofs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two in the pink and one in the stink.

How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?

No thanks my stink stays shut lol

You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.

Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol

Rip it open? Is that what happens when you go in the stink? depends how tight

Should I bring my first aid kit so I can sew you back together?"

Sure I've seen something like this on casualty

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What's your choice and why

Do 30 year olds really talk like that

Yes. Which is part of the reason I don't touch guys my age.

Shhhh we’re spoiling the fun

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Baby come back.

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Baby come back.

I'm back haha I never left

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Baby come back.

I'm back haha I never left "

You went quiet, don't you want me to get in your stink?

You go first

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Baby come back.

I'm back haha I never left

You went quiet, don't you want me to get in your stink?

You go first

No thanks I'll kindly decline, mine is a no entry zone, but clearly there's men on here who like that kinda thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy!

But then I'm just an incurable romantic...

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Dan ffs. You where doing so well on your other thread last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm the give an uncouth chav a hard on answer is any hole is a goal luv. But I've never been on Jeremy Kyle lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Baby come back.

I'm back haha I never left

You went quiet, don't you want me to get in your stink?

You go first

No thanks I'll kindly decline, mine is a no entry zone, but clearly there's men on here who like that kinda thing "

You might like it. You won't know unless you try

Lie down I'll be gentle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever the ladies choice is but the pink is my preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby come back.

I'm back haha I never left

You went quiet, don't you want me to get in your stink?

You go first

No thanks I'll kindly decline, mine is a no entry zone, but clearly there's men on here who like that kinda thing "

They all decline

At first

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Baby come back.

I'm back haha I never left

You went quiet, don't you want me to get in your stink?

You go first

No thanks I'll kindly decline, mine is a no entry zone, but clearly there's men on here who like that kinda thing

They all decline

At first"

It's because they fear catching the ghey isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!! "

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

If he isn't willing give me a shout lol

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over a year ago

"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

I think you're on to a winner there

Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in?

just saying!

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

If he isn't willing give me a shout lol"

Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

I think you're on to a winner there

Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in?

just saying! "

Maybe that's a whole different issue lol

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

If he isn't willing give me a shout lol

Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha "

That aint my call haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

I think you're on to a winner there

Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in?

just saying!

Maybe that's a whole different issue lol"

What about if I lick the tip as I slide it in so you are distracted?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

If he isn't willing give me a shout lol

Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha

That aint my call haha"

Maybe we can tag team OP?

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

If he isn't willing give me a shout lol

Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha

That aint my call haha

Maybe we can tag team OP? "

Maybe we could, so what's my part in the tag team haha

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

I think you're on to a winner there

Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in?

just saying!

Maybe that's a whole different issue lol

What about if I lick the tip as I slide it in so you are distracted? "
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Like the tip?! I'd want full on deepthroat haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

I think you're on to a winner there

Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in?

just saying!

Maybe that's a whole different issue lol

What about if I lick the tip as I slide it in so you are distracted? .

Like the tip?! I'd want full on deepthroat haha "

You talk too much.

Ballgag for you

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"What's your choice and why "

???

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

I think you're on to a winner there

Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in?

just saying!

Maybe that's a whole different issue lol

What about if I lick the tip as I slide it in so you are distracted? .

Like the tip?! I'd want full on deepthroat haha

You talk too much.

Ballgag for you "

Hahaha

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

I think you're on to a winner there

Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in?

just saying!

Maybe that's a whole different issue lol

What about if I lick the tip as I slide it in so you are distracted? .

Like the tip?! I'd want full on deepthroat haha

You talk too much.

Ballgag for you

Hahaha "
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

If he isn't willing give me a shout lol

Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha

That aint my call haha

Maybe we can tag team OP? "

He can watch and learn!

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By *antheman90 OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Sex sent me to the ER

Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.

It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour

I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?

Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!

If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might

If he isn't willing give me a shout lol

Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha

That aint my call haha

Maybe we can tag team OP?

Don't really wana see you get fingered tbh, thanks anyway tho pal haha

He can watch and learn!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread needs an enema.

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