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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon

...all year so far.

Anyone else the same?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

What is this sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...all year so far.

Anyone else the same? "

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I am unable to join this club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in this club well until Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I can’t join the club. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the club ha

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon

Nice to see some other members of this club. We're not alone.

Am hoping to get kicked out though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is this sex? "

It's a cocktail drink. If there is sand in it then you can tell it's a new barman.

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Yes and I will be for some time.. but that's ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...all year so far.

Anyone else the same? "

Moi!

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"...all year so far.

Anyone else the same? "

For this reply I will ask the reader to take into account most of 2017 as well but hey this is Fab and I’m not Tom Hardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us! We have been apart as I care for family, it’s the longest we have been apart in ages, 8 days and nights. I’m gonna jump his bones as soon as I see him Friday

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"...all year so far.

Anyone else the same?

Moi! "

Hang in there. We can get through this

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have!! "

Show off

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"Us! We have been apart as I care for family, it’s the longest we have been apart in ages, 8 days and nights. I’m gonna jump his bones as soon as I see him Friday "

That's the spirit! Although we will be sorry to lose you as a member

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Unfortunately I am unable to join this club. "

There's always one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex here either.

I'm single and live alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.

Can't join anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which year is it again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly the same

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I can't see it changing anytime soon either,no nsa for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m definitely in this Club, probably indefinitely

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"Sadly the same "

Keep the faith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally after waiting all year we had our first fuck session in the early hours of this morning, it’s been a tough year!

Geeky x

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"Finally after waiting all year we had our first fuck session in the early hours of this morning, it’s been a tough year!

Geeky x"

Show off ha. Was nice to have you in the club albeit for the time it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I can't join this club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay I can't join in x

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"Yay I can't join in x "

Names not down you're not coming in lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Nope I'm out, sorry (not sorry)

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"Nope I'm out, sorry (not sorry) "

Haha. You've been excused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had sex since last year

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I'm in although only for a couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You aren't missing much. I'd rather eat chocolate just now

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!


"I'm in although only for a couple of days "

What she said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly I'm in .. this needs to change haha

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm in although only for a couple of days

What she said. "

Same

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"...all year so far.

Anyone else the same? "

Try for the larst 30 years and still counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went shopping.

Hey, don't question other people's sexytime.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm in and likely to be a long standing member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in this club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nor me

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By *ornyyorksMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Not and i wont for a long time as mrs hates it, so unless there is some nice ladies or a couple out there wants to take pity on this sex starved old man

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

For once no.... altho it was only for approx 100 seconds.. still counts right?

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

yes I hate to say it, but you can add my name to the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain

I've not had sex for 7 hours now x

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Which year do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain

I've not had sex for 7 hours now x "

Show off. . Can I reset your clock for you?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I’m in this club, unfortunately

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Not need to a club yet so nothing for me - though someone did get me flustered in chat the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately so!

*peruses profiles near Guildford*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain

I've not had sex for 7 hours now x

Show off. . Can I reset your clock for you? "

Nope lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For once on this yearly tread I can say I have, in fact it wasn't 2018 everywhere by the time I succumbed to the charm and big eyes of the maid

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"I feel your pain

I've not had sex for 7 hours now x

Show off. . Can I reset your clock for you?

Nope lol x "

Still throbbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in this club, unfortunately "

Come over to the dark side Ms Mac

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Nope not me nothing yet.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I have a life time membership that i carnt seem to loos

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Please put me on the list

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Unable to join sorry!

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

4days in no sex infact I don't think was last year too I'm sure I've hit the stop button .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A club I can join.

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By *ornyyorksMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Please put me on the list "

No way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain

I've not had sex for 7 hours now x

Show off. . Can I reset your clock for you?

Nope lol x

Still throbbing?"

As soon as I finish work and get to my bfs house he had better be ready for round 2 as we was in a rush this morning before work so it was just a quick one.

I'm diving on him as soon as I get to his lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain

I've not had sex for 7 hours now x

Show off. . Can I reset your clock for you?

Nope lol x "

.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Prefer a Sunday roast thanks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prefer a Sunday roast thanks... "

Roast chicken, roast spuds abs various veg please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prefer a Sunday roast thanks... "

I like a roast any day of the week

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

*raises hand*

Come to think of it last year was about the same too

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I’m in this club, unfortunately

Come over to the dark side Ms Mac "

You really are a bad kitty!

(And I am easily led! )

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm in the club sadly

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm in the club sadly "

You get used to it after a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've done it 6 times so far this year, please don't hate us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in this club, unfortunately

Come over to the dark side Ms Mac

You really are a bad kitty!

(And I am easily led! )"

This way my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in this club, hopefully it's weeks rather than months before I can exit it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You aren't missing much. I'd rather eat chocolate just now "

What Chocolate would you like

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Just this year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join the club please

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Sadly I'm in .. this needs to change haha"

Oh my after perving I do believe it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll on week 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll on week 2 "

Hi 5. .

Sadly there's only 51 weeks left after that

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

We're both in until Mr gets over the man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesday with lustylor1990 and her boyfriend James

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"I feel your pain

I've not had sex for 7 hours now x

Show off. . Can I reset your clock for you?

Nope lol x

Still throbbing?

As soon as I finish work and get to my bfs house he had better be ready for round 2 as we was in a rush this morning before work so it was just a quick one.

I'm diving on him as soon as I get to his lol x "

Lucky boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the club for now

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None here for me....but hoping that's going to change soon

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"For once no.... altho it was only for approx 100 seconds.. still counts right?"

I think that 5 pumps is the minimum requirement to be classed as sex

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

In da club

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

It’s been a month since last had sex anyway sonar this rate it will be 2 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe it not a sniff all year, it's starting to p**s me right off!

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

What's this sex lark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've done it 6 times so far this year, please don't hate us! "

Noooooo way! 6 times...

I am with the no sex fabbers.

I was going to say at least I am in my first club, but not sure the 2018 virgin club is best place to be in.

Unless we had a virgin party!

In the spirit of being all inclusive the 6 times couple can attend, but only watch because they must be tired from all the physical activities...

6 times...

Not jealous at all...

Not one bit. Good for them I say...

Oh fuck it...

Who the heck shags 6 times when it is only 5th of Jan!?

Oh fuck they must of done it more then once right banging into the new year and making all sorts of noises disturbing the neighbours!

Some people... honestly!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Does sex with oneself count? No...ok then I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in this club lol 4 yrs running

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By *ornyyorksMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Still nowt

Not even sorted myself out yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

Well for the next couple of hours anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the club but unfortunately I won't be later

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Does sex with oneself count? No...ok then I am in "

Was about to ask that.

In the club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on a sec...

People coming in here for temporary passes into the virgin 2018 club!

You can't just say you're in for a few hours. That is teasing the rest of us...

In fact it is border line cheeky!

Some of us are on the "edge" of our seats you know. Can't take this no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on a sec...

People coming in here for temporary passes into the virgin 2018 club!

You can't just say you're in for a few hours. That is teasing the rest of us...

In fact it is border line cheeky!

Some of us are on the "edge" of our seats you know. Can't take this no more "

Sorry just feel the need to be part of a club!

It has been months since my last encounter.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"Hold on a sec...

People coming in here for temporary passes into the virgin 2018 club!

You can't just say you're in for a few hours. That is teasing the rest of us...

In fact it is border line cheeky!

Some of us are on the "edge" of our seats you know. Can't take this no more

Sorry just feel the need to be part of a club!

It has been months since my last encounter. "

Well I hope it was a good one, tiger x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I can't wait for someone to take my 2018 cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im yet to have a new years fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on a sec...

People coming in here for temporary passes into the virgin 2018 club!

You can't just say you're in for a few hours. That is teasing the rest of us...

In fact it is border line cheeky!

Some of us are on the "edge" of our seats you know. Can't take this no more

Sorry just feel the need to be part of a club!

It has been months since my last encounter. "

Not a problem, even though this is not the best club to be in everyone is welcome.

Can see more people joining in. This could be the biggest club of 2018 you know

Us virgins should stick together in difficult times, but has anyone seen the 6 time couple... didn't think so!

They are probably on 8, 9, 10...

We should not be haters. I am sure it is only a matter of time before club members spread their wings and fly into orgasmic pleasure.

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By *udemattMan
over a year ago

sleaford

I'm in

And I think I'm still a member of last year's club as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drier than a Bedouin’s flip flop over here (raises hand)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I remember it, but it's a fading memory. Are ladies involved as well? Can't remember.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Been thrown out of better clubs ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does sex with oneself count? No...ok then I am in "

Well, since there appears to be no offers I don't mind taking one for the team! (Do get a pesto pasty afterwards though?)

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By *ohnnmarieCouple
over a year ago

bolton

me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tuesday with lustylor1990 and her boyfriend James "

Shhhhhhhhh lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing yet.

But imminent plans in place to break that duck.

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By *ambslass48Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sex what's that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep."

Have or haven't?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

What’s the betting I’m still here in March

Or even later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tuesday with lustylor1990 and her boyfriend James

Shhhhhhhhh lol x "

Pfffffft...

Omg hey!

The sexpots have taken over the virgin club. If you're having sex please create your own club. Us virgins can't take much more of this filth you know!

Scrap that...

Don't leave us behind please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tuesday with lustylor1990 and her boyfriend James

Shhhhhhhhh lol x

Pfffffft...

Omg hey!

The sexpots have taken over the virgin club. If you're having sex please create your own club. Us virgins can't take much more of this filth you know!

Scrap that...

Don't leave us behind please "

Hahahahahahahaha

Sexpots were more like barmpots lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you who, a couple where the wife seems to be in permanent heat and simply can't get enough of it! If I knew the secret to flipping that particular switch I'd tell you all if it helped lose your club membership.

Actually, I wouldn't, I'd bottle it and sell it and make my fortune!

Anyway, we're still on 6, having a few days break before a bit of mmf fun tomorrow, it's not like I'm 18 any more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO mwahaha! Probably wont have sex until next year now tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep.

Have or haven't? "

I answered the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the club Testarossa.


"I'll tell you who, a couple where the wife seems to be in permanent heat and simply can't get enough of it! If I knew the secret to flipping that particular switch I'd tell you all if it helped lose your club membership.

Actually, I wouldn't, I'd bottle it and sell it and make my fortune!

Anyway, we're still on 6, having a few days break before a bit of mmf fun tomorrow, it's not like I'm 18 any more!

"

As for you two...

Did you not recently have a threesome? The Mrs enjoyed her first DP? Now you're having a "bit" of mmf fun tomorrow.

I mean come on! You're taking 'let the good times role' to a whole new level. Stop rolling around

If you really care about this precious club you will come back in here and let us all know how 'fucking' great a "bit" of mmf fun was!

"Permanent heat" ... ha!

Some people are just addicted to sex... gosh

2018 virgin club members:

We must all stay strong for the OP. Don't let the sexpots, barmpots and fabbers on permanent heat get to you.

If you start to feel the horn is about to strike... have a cold shower or chuck some ice cubes down there...

That will cool the temperature right down!

Or

Strike it while it's hot and you will get a one way ticket out of this club. Tough decision, but the choice is yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me neither. Although, I could've if I didn't have an ear infection.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm out...

ffm with a sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm out...

ffm with a sub "

That’s a prefect way to get kicked out of the club.

I’ll take your membership here x

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm in although only for a couple of days

What she said.

Same "

I hereby relinquish my membership to this club

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

I'm sadly in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sadly in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not had sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the club Testarossa.

I'll tell you who, a couple where the wife seems to be in permanent heat and simply can't get enough of it! If I knew the secret to flipping that particular switch I'd tell you all if it helped lose your club membership.

Actually, I wouldn't, I'd bottle it and sell it and make my fortune!

Anyway, we're still on 6, having a few days break before a bit of mmf fun tomorrow, it's not like I'm 18 any more!

As for you two...

Did you not recently have a threesome? The Mrs enjoyed her first DP? Now you're having a "bit" of mmf fun tomorrow.

I mean come on! You're taking 'let the good times role' to a whole new level. Stop rolling around

If you really care about this precious club you will come back in here and let us all know how 'fucking' great a "bit" of mmf fun was!

"Permanent heat" ... ha!

Some people are just addicted to sex... gosh

2018 virgin club members:

We must all stay strong for the OP. Don't let the sexpots, barmpots and fabbers on permanent heat get to you.

If you start to feel the horn is about to strike... have a cold shower or chuck some ice cubes down there...

That will cool the temperature right down!

Or

Strike it while it's hot and you will get a one way ticket out of this club. Tough decision, but the choice is yours... "

You may regard this as Karma, but we postponed our party last night for a day due to last minute work commitments, then cancelled tonight due to our fb bring ill. 100% genuine, so couldn't be helped. Very disappointing but that's life ??

Silver linings though, I'm now left with a frustrated and horny wife all to myself

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I’m in! Some good company in here though so... I’m not complaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is over rated - cheese is nicer

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Yes I am in and was also a fully paid up member of the 2017 club too.

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By *entkevMan
over a year ago

Dover

Not had sex since Friday..

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Im worried that my testicles may explode!

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By *ittle earsMan
over a year ago

south oxfordshire

Im In to. I hope i get out faster than I did last year and more often as well!

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By *onyBone69Man
over a year ago

the hobbit house

Im guessing alone doesnt count???.

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dismounted my bf about 25 minutes ago lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dismounted my bf about 25 minutes ago lol x "

Yeah but how long does he have to recover!?

Give the man a break

Or is he tied up and you can get on top when you like?

Mount, dismount, mount, dismount!

Unlucky fella

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By *onyBone69Man
over a year ago

the hobbit house

[Removed by poster at 07/01/18 22:32:38]

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By *onyBone69Man
over a year ago

the hobbit house


"I dismounted my bf about 25 minutes ago lol x "

Yeee haaaa xx.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I can join

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By *iss FontaineWoman
over a year ago

Northwest


"Does sex with oneself count? No...ok then I am in

Was about to ask that.

In the club.

"

Lol was going to sass this too!! I’m in club and need to get out of in ASAP!!!

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By *iss FontaineWoman
over a year ago

Northwest


"Does sex with oneself count? No...ok then I am in

Was about to ask that.

In the club.

Lol was going to ask this too!! I’m in club and need to get out of in ASAP!!! "

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!


"I'm in although only for a couple of days

What she said.

Same

I hereby relinquish my membership to this club "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virginal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to see a few members leave this club. We will miss you!

Welcome to all the new members. Even though we are virgins we are multiplying. Don't ask me how that is possible. Something to do with futuristic technology... it's all high tech stuff innit!

All I know is we are growing in numbers at rapid speed, but our leader (OP) has gone missing... somebody check if he has gone over to the dark side!

I have to deal with the below issues:


"You may regard this as Karma, but we postponed our party last night for a day due to last minute work commitments, then cancelled tonight due to our fb bring ill. 100% genuine, so couldn't be helped. Very disappointing but that's life ??

Silver linings though, I'm now left with a frustrated and horny wife all to myself "

Oh sorry to hear that.

*jokes aside* this is serious.

We at the virgin club feel your pain. It is not nice when you think about getting your wiggle on in a threesome and next thing you know playdate falls ill. Such a shame!

Aaaaagh well listen I am sure you will rebound from this and get back on it I mean in it very soon...

Right I shall leave this thread now because this is a sad moment.

So sad...

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Psssssst 2018 virgin club members... down here:

Hehe

Oh yeah they didn't get it on! Fb got the lurgies... nose full of bogies...

Pow wow

We feel much better now don't we!?

Breaking news:

Don't know who it was... but some clever clogs gone and told Sir Richie we are using Virgin club membership all up in here so...

Here is a message from the main man himself, Sir Ritchie:

***"Dear 2018 Virgin club members,

8 days of no sex...

Now that is incredible! However the use of "Virgin" was not authorised, but I can make an exception... you can all have a Fab weekend away at one of my Virgin Islands!

One condition:

Strictly for virgins only therefore the man and his frustrated horny wife are not to board my plane."***

OMG you heard it here! That is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Sssssshhhh don't tell the Karma Sutra loving couple otherwise we will all miss out on forbidden fruits

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm out... 6 fucks in 8 days so far. All different people. Friday was a busy day, saw Princess before work and went to club after :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its taken me 2 weeks to get laid on fab and she was a stunner

Its awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had sex since mid-October.

Unlikely to happen any time soon either.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Sorry to see a few members leave this club. We will miss you!

Welcome to all the new members. Even though we are virgins we are multiplying. Don't ask me how that is possible. Something to do with futuristic technology... it's all high tech stuff innit!

All I know is we are growing in numbers at rapid speed, but our leader (OP) has gone missing... somebody check if he has gone over to the dark side!

I have to deal with the below issues:

You may regard this as Karma, but we postponed our party last night for a day due to last minute work commitments, then cancelled tonight due to our fb bring ill. 100% genuine, so couldn't be helped. Very disappointing but that's life ??

Silver linings though, I'm now left with a frustrated and horny wife all to myself

Oh sorry to hear that.

*jokes aside* this is serious.

We at the virgin club feel your pain. It is not nice when you think about getting your wiggle on in a threesome and next thing you know playdate falls ill. Such a shame!

Aaaaagh well listen I am sure you will rebound from this and get back on it I mean in it very soon...

Right I shall leave this thread now because this is a sad moment.

So sad...

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Psssssst 2018 virgin club members... down here:

Hehe

Oh yeah they didn't get it on! Fb got the lurgies... nose full of bogies...

Pow wow

We feel much better now don't we!?

Breaking news:

Don't know who it was... but some clever clogs gone and told Sir Richie we are using Virgin club membership all up in here so...

Here is a message from the main man himself, Sir Ritchie:

***"Dear 2018 Virgin club members,

8 days of no sex...

Now that is incredible! However the use of "Virgin" was not authorised, but I can make an exception... you can all have a Fab weekend away at one of my Virgin Islands!

One condition:

Strictly for virgins only therefore the man and his frustrated horny wife are not to board my plane."***

OMG you heard it here! That is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Sssssshhhh don't tell the Karma Sutra loving couple otherwise we will all miss out on forbidden fruits "

Brilliant Adam..Im in the club as I cant even remember when the last time was. I believe way back in 2017, what is this thing you talk about called "sex"?.

Mwah to you lovely

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By *av.x.69Man
over a year ago

Callington/Liskeard

Can’t decide if I’m In or out

What’s the definition of sex? errrr let me ask Clinton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex..... I didn't know that existed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiderwoman123 is in.

Virgin club just got hotter!

Whoop whoop

Please note:

We try not to use language such as words beginning with s... ending in x... all on best behaviour in here.

Not that I was staring, but could you please close at least one button? Wouldn't want anyone to accidently lose their membership.

Actually...

Oh lordy...

Take it all off...

Off off off !!

It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes...

*Ahem*

Section 2.4b of the t&c's states:

*** "Members may experience temporary weakness on the 8th day" ***

I apologise

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I have a life time membership that i carnt seem to loos "

Feel your pain bro, I'm exactly the same

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I've 2 failed fucks. First one he just wanked it. Second he just fucked his bird not me. Thank goodness for my fella. 3 times already and planned another later today.

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"I've 2 failed fucks. First one he just wanked it. Second he just fucked his bird not me. Thank goodness for my fella. 3 times already and planned another later today. "

Wow they are 2 failures. Not epic failures but still not great. Lucky for your fella. Sorry you're not in the club.

On the plus side for me i had a fondle with a lady last night. So not quite kicked out of this club yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had see New Year's Day but I shouldn't have given him my candy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dismounted my bf about 25 minutes ago lol x

Yeah but how long does he have to recover!?

Give the man a break

Or is he tied up and you can get on top when you like?

Mount, dismount, mount, dismount!

Unlucky fella "

It's me that gets tied up lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had see New Year's Day but I shouldn't have given him my candy. "

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...all year so far.

Anyone else the same? "

Yep me.

Didn’t have much last year either

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"...all year so far.

Anyone else the same?

Yep me.

Didn’t have much last year either "

Want to put our heads and bodies together and see if we can find a solution?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

There has to be some hot tall semi normal lad kicking about the north east that would like to put a smile on my face......right??¿°¿

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have and she was great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had see New Year's Day but I shouldn't have given him my candy.

Why not?"

Cos he's a knob.

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By *hythmic Driver OP   Man
over a year ago

Croydon


"I had see New Year's Day but I shouldn't have given him my candy.

Why not?

Cos he's a knob. "

Ouch

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ooh I'm a member of this group . I feel all warm and fuzzy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 8 and still in. Expecting to see day 365 too... Or is it a leap year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the club sex was so 2017

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here and for the forseeable future

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I wonder what number “not had sex in 2018” thread I’ll be able to bow out on... it won’t be this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singletons, couples, club members:

We got this! Wow did not realise how many would get involved. Virgin club is where it is at.

With this amount of members I am confident it is only a matter of time people will move on and get what they want


"I wonder what number “not had sex in 2018” thread I’ll be able to bow out on... it won’t be this one! "

^ You reading this OP? ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this rate i feel like ill be a virgin for a few months

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