FabSwingers.com forum: Dirty limericks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok start a new one at end of last one

5 lines line 1. 2. And5 should rhyme and 3&4 should rhyme

There was a girl from Glasgow

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Who wished she could make her ass grow

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

She stretched it wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The was a young vampire called Mable

Who's periods were very unstable.

So every full moon.

She'd pull out a spoon.

And drink herself under the table.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a girl from Glasgow

Who wished she could make her ass grows he stretched it wide

It made it a smoother ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the was a young woman from Crew

who didn't know what to do,

so she sat on the stair's

counting her hairs,

while sucking a didgeridoo.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a girl from Glasgow

Who wished she could make her ass grow

he stretched it wide

It made it a smoother ride"

You could hear her moans of delight in Padstow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a man from Leeds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Who inserted some anal love beads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In a fat girl from Dunstable

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Handcuffed to a Constable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a man from leeds

Who inserted some anal beads

In a fat girl from Dunstable

Handcuffed to a constable

These were a few filthy deeds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He had a hammer like Thor

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He hammered until she was sore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He had a hammer like Thor

He hammered her till she was sore

Her poor flower was wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had a hammer like Thor

He hammered her till she was sore

Her poor flower was wasted"

like a Turkey well basted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had a hammer like Thor

He hammered her till she was sore

Her poor flower was wasted

like a Turkey well basted"

until she couldn't fuck anymore

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There was a young, hung man from Crewe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young, hung man from Crewe"
Who's name was huge cock Magrew

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a young, hung man from CreweWho's name was huge cock Magrew"

It hung down to his knees

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By *arkmandy69Couple
over a year ago

waterford

There was a young girl from madrid

who in her life had never been rid

along came an italian with balls like a stallion and rid her like billy the kid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young, hung man from CreweWho's name was huge cock Magrew

It hung down to his knees "
it hurt worse than been stung by bees

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There was a young, hung guy from Crewe

Whos name was huge cock Magrew

It hung down to his knees

It hurt worse than been stung by bees

So he couldn't bear having a screw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slinky by name

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Kinky not tame

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Could not shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slinky by name

Kinky not tame

Could not shame

She is aflame

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Had sex then came

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A big busty love doll

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

There was a young couple from Pitlochry who decided to make love in a rockery She said “John you’ve cum all over me bum, it was nae a fuck, was a mockery”.

Not Glasgow as per thread but read it in a Scottish accent, very funny when told to me by a guy in his late eighties, sadly no longer with us.

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By *oreverHorny69Man
over a year ago

Milnrow

There was young man from Kent,

Who’s cock was extremely bent,

To save him from trouble,

He bent it double,

So instead of cumming, he went.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A big busty love doll

Needed inflating. LOL !

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

There was a young lady from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She lay on her back

And opened her crack

Then piddled all over the ceiling.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

There was a young fella from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

In less than an hour

His cock was a flower

And his arse was covered in s.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What was his arse covered in? Swedes?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

There was a sexy guy from Northampton .........

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There was a sexy guy from Northampton

Who wanted his balls to be stamped on

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There was a sexy guy from Northampton

Who wanted his balls to be stamped on"
But he let out a fart......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a sexy guy from Northampton

Who wanted his balls to be stamped on But he let out a fart......"

When he made his legs part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a young lass from Tadcaster

Who loves a good fingerblaster

And her boyfriend no doubt

Likes to lick her right out

That her cum sounds are heard in Doncaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a sexy guy from Northampton

Who wanted his balls to be stamped on But he let out a fart......

When he made his legs part"

That was heard from here to Southampton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from Preston

(Good luck!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from Preston

Who I couldn’t wait to jump on

(Good luck!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from Preston

Who I couldn’t wait to jump on

(Good luck!!)

But to my dismay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from Preston. Who had her favourite tight vest on.

Her boobs were so lush

That to be fair, at a push

They were like two big plump cushions to rest on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from Preston. Who had her favourite tight vest on.

Her boobs were so lush

That to be fair, at a push

They were like two big plump cushions to rest on.

Much better than mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from Preston

Who I couldn’t wait to jump on

(Good luck!!)

But to my dismay"
she turned out to be gay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from Preston

Who I couldn’t wait to jump on

(Good luck!!)

But to my dismayshe turned out to be gay"
so I was left with a ragin hard on

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A Scot with a very large cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a condom he used a wind sock

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He smeared on some lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And slipped into the tube

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Of his bagpipes, that lonely young Scot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a boy from Blackpool

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"There was a boy from Blackpool "

Who had a ball sackful

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a boy from Blackpool

Who had a ball sackful"

He tried to shoot his load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a boy from Blackpool

Who had a ball sackful

He tried to shoot his load"

Sorry too autobiographical

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a boy from Blackpool

Who had a ball sackful

He tried to shoot his load

In full pornographic mode

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The cameraman got a crack full.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a horny little nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a horny little nurse"

Who hid a dildo in her purse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a horny little nurse

Who hid a dildo in her purse"

To use on her break

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a horny little nurse

Who hid a dildo in her purse

To use on her break"

It made her clit shake

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By *onConformistLikeUMan
over a year ago

Chorley

There was once a man from Nantucket

Who purchased some fruit just to fuck it

with a drill bit too blunt

for a mellony cunt

he just made fruit punch in a bucket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a horny little nurse

Who hid a dildo in her purse

To use on her break

It made her clit shake"

And squirted to make matters worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was once a man from Nantucket

Who purchased some fruit just to fuck it

with a drill bit too blunt

for a mellony cunt

he just made fruit punch in a bucket."
belter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There once was a non conformist

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There once was a non conformist "

Who was always one of the horniest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a non conformist

Who was always one of the horniest"

Who only had one ball

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There once was a non conformist

Who was always one of the horniest

Who only had one ball"

That was terribly small

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a non conformist

Who was always one of the horniest

Who only had one ball

That was terribly small"
but his cock was on the biggest list

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There was an old swinger from Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was an old swinger from Hull"

Whose sex life grew terribly dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was an old swinger from Hull

Whose sex life grew terribly dull"

So he stuck his cock in

A large corned beef tin

And now he's in terrible denial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady from Preston. Who had her favourite tight vest on.

Her boobs were so lush

That to be fair, at a push

They were like two big plump cushions to rest on.

Much better than mine

Ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a lass from Nuneaton

Who liked to have her bum eaten

She let out a fart

That gave her a start

But the aroma was ever such a sweet un.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

Not a limerick but still makes me smile...

There once was a man called Dick,

Who had a corkscrew prick.

He spent his days in a lifelong hunt,

Searching for a girl with a spiral cunt.

He ended his search in far Glamorgan,

Where he found a girl with such an organ.

But on his wedding night fell dead,

Because he found she had left hand thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She was a filthy bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a young man from Rhyl,

Who swallowed a nuclear pill.

His genital organ

was found in Glamorgan,

His nuts on a tree in Brazil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She was a filthy bitch"

Who’s fanny developed an uncomfortable itch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She was a filthy bitch

Who’s fanny developed an uncomfortable itch"
she had caught a dose of crabs in leith

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She was a filthy bitch

Who’s fanny developed an uncomfortable itchshe had caught a dose of crabs in leith"

Some caster sugar softened their teeth

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The man stood on the burning deck

Eating red hot scallops

One fell down his trouser leg

And burnt him on his

Ankles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She was a filthy bitch

Who’s fanny developed an uncomfortable itchshe had caught a dose of crabs in leith

Some caster sugar softened their teeth"

Now the idea has made her rich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a man called Sam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a man called Sam "

Who liked to spread his balls in jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a man called Sam

Who liked to spread his balls in jam"

Then present them to his dog to lick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a man called Sam

Who liked to spread his balls in jam

Then present them to his dog to lick"

Some people thought that was sick

But I thought it was better than spam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a shy couple who joined fab

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

There was an old man from China,

Who wasn't a very good climber,

He slipped on a rock,

Chopped off his cock,

And now he's got a vagina!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a shy couple who joined fab"
who went to a club for a poke and a grab

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

"There was a shy couple who joined fab who went to a club for a poke and a grab"

They didn't take off their clothes

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a shy couple who joined fab who went to a club for a poke and a grab

They didn't take off their clothes"

Sat with an arms and legs crossed pose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a shy couple who joined fab who went to a club for a poke and a grab

They didn't take off their clothes

Sat with an arms and legs crossed pose"

Till it was time to pick up the tab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a girl with a fanny so tight

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a girl with a fanny so tight"

Her clit had never seen the light

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl with a fanny so tight

Her clit had never seen the light"

Because everyone used her bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl with a fanny so tight

Her clit had never seen the light

Because everyone used her bum"
rodger pushed in a plumb

Jesus did that start a fight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was an actor called penis van lesbian

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was an actor called penis van lesbian"
who because of the name was a has been

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was an actor called penis van lesbianwho because of the name was a has been"
who changed it to Dick Van Dyke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was an actor called penis van lesbianwho because of the name was a has beenwho changed it to Dick Van Dyke"

Been more than a slog it’s been a hike

And in hardcore pornos he can be seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a girl who liked honey

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a girl who liked honey"

She loved it sticky and runny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl who liked honey

She loved it sticky and runny"

She would dribble it on my bits

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a girl who liked honey

She loved it sticky and runny

She would dribble it on my bits"

I would lick it off her tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl who liked honey

She loved it sticky and runny

She would dribble it on my bits

I would lick it off her tits"
she would go like a bunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The wife uses a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in Limerick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had the wings of a dove

And a big dirty arse of a crow

I'd fly over the forum

and shit on you all below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

limericks in ireland

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By *icole FanningTV/TS
over a year ago

Navan

There was a young girl from Kilkenny,

Who’d give you a fuck for a penny,

For half that sum,

She’d let you cum in her bum,

And that was the pleasure of many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"limericks in ireland"

County Limerick. Of which Limerick City is the third largest city in Ireland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young girl from Kilkenny,

Who’d give you a fuck for a penny,

For half that sum,

She’d let you cum in her bum,

And that was the pleasure of many.

There once was a girl named Nicole

Who gave me a horn like a pole

I've always be into the fanny

But Nicole it turns out is a tranny

And now I am questioning my role

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By *icole FanningTV/TS
over a year ago

Navan

"There was a young girl from Kilkenny,

Who’d give you a fuck for a penny,

For half that sum,

She’d let you cum in her bum,

And that was the pleasure of many.

There once was a girl named Nicole

Who gave me a horn like a pole

I've always be into the fanny

But Nicole it turns out is a tranny

And now I am questioning my role

There once was a man called Pete,

And they said he had size 12 feet,

If the rumour is true,

Then I’d join in the queue,

To play with his very large meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young girl from Kilkenny,

Who’d give you a fuck for a penny,

For half that sum,

She’d let you cum in her bum,

And that was the pleasure of many.

There once was a girl named Nicole

Who gave me a horn like a pole

I've always be into the fanny

But Nicole it turns out is a tranny

And now I am questioning my role

There once was a man called Pete,

And they said he had size 12 feet,

If the rumour is true,

Then I’d join in the queue,

To play with his very large meat.

Ah Nicole you are just up the road

Where I would go to loosen my load

If you gave me a chance I'd pull down my pants and I'd dance while you'd be the wonderful woman you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wife uses a cucumber"

That’s why she got a lumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wife uses a cucumber

That’s why she got a lumber"

The salads tasted funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell of a lot of young men from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wife uses a cucumber

That’s why she got a lumber

The salads tasted funny"

So it all went in the dunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The wife uses a cucumber

That’s why she got a lumber

The salads tasted funny

So it all went in the dunny "

And now she use the plumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a girl from limerick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl from limerick"

Whose boyfriend had a tiny dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl from limerick

Whose boyfriend had a tiny dick"

His name was 2centimetre pete

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl from limerick

Whose boyfriend had a tiny dick

His name was 2centimetre pete"

So he used the big toes on his feet

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a girl from limerick

Whose boyfriend had a tiny dick

His name was 2centimetre pete

So he used the big toes on his feet"

And made her cum double quick

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There was a big porn star called Mandy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a big porn star called Mandy"

Whose legs were incredibly bandy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a big porn star called Mandy

Whose legs were incredibly bandy"

She was visited by a lot of men in frocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a big porn star called Mandy

Whose legs were incredibly bandy

She was visited by a lot of men in frocks"

Who never for some reason took off their socks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a big porn star called Mandy

Whose legs were incredibly bandy

She was visited by a lot of men in frocks

Who never for some reason took off their socks"

As for soaking up cum they were handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a girl afflicted with huge tits

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a girl afflicted with huge tits"

They dangled low and banged against her bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl afflicted with huge tits

They dangled low and banged against her bits"
they bobbed and banged

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a girl afflicted with huge tits

They dangled low and banged against her bitsthey bobbed and banged "

And bounced and clanged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Kent

Whose penis was permanently bent

Now that was bad luck

Because when he had his first fuck

Instead of coming... he went

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Crying with laughter here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was young man from Kent,

Who’s cock was extremely bent,

To save him from trouble,

He bent it double,

So instead of cumming, he went."
ah ah lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl afflicted with huge tits

They dangled low and banged against her bitsthey bobbed and banged

And bounced and clanged"

Before ending up in a pair of catchers mitts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Debbie’s pussy was always wet

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Drop your draws and ten bobs yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drop your draws and ten bobs yours"
the damned 50 pence whores

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drop your draws and ten bobs yoursthe damned 50 pence whores"
and even then change was given

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drop your draws and ten bobs yoursthe damned 50 pence whoresand even then change was given"
it sure as hell wasnt heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drop your draws and ten bobs yoursthe damned 50 pence whoresand even then change was givenit sure as hell wasnt heaven"

Unless she was on all fours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a lad from clacton

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

"There was a lad from clacton"

Who was shagging a girlie from Acton

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a lad from clacton

Who was shagging a girlie from Acton

"
and a tv from burton on sea

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

"There was a lad from clacton

Who was shagging a girlie from Acton

On trains they did fornicate

Which is why they were never late

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a lad from clacton

Who was shagging a girlie from Acton

On trains they did fornicate

Which is why they were never late

"
or suffer from premature ejaculation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a lad from clacton

Who was shagging a girlie from Acton

and a tv from burton on sea"

As well as a cross dressing johnee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a lad from clacton

Who was shagging a girlie from Acton

and a tv from burton on sea

As well as a cross dressing johnee"
and a boy from burton

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He was hung like a donkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He was hung like a donkey"

So she gave him a front door key

But it was her back door he wanted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He was hung like a donkey

So she gave him a front door key

But it was her back door he wanted"

his cock he was determined would be planted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He was hung like a donkey

So she gave him a front door key

But it was her back door he wanted

his cock he was determined would be planted "
but she never let him with a penis so wonky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a girl from poole

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There once was a plumber from Lea,

Who was plumbing his girl by the sea.

She said, " do stop your plumbing,

there is somebody coming!"

He said, "Yes, I know, it is me!"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"There was a girl from Poole"

Who admired Alex's tool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl from Poole

Who admired Alex's tool"

theres not that many that do

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"There was a girl from Poole

Who admired Alex's tool

theres not that many that do"

For it was all black and blue.

Cos he'd whack it when he fell of his stool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl from Poole

Who admired Alex's tool

theres not that many that do

For it was all black and blue.

Cos he'd whack it when he fell of his stool!"
brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He was an Edinburgh lad called red

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"He was an Edinburgh lad called red"

Who thought he was fantastic in bed,

Till he met a big girl called Camilla,

Who was sexy and far from vanilla.

She fucked him and broke him and finally left him for dead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He was an Edinburgh lad called red

Who thought he was fantastic in bed,

Till he met a big girl called Camilla,

Who was sexy and far from vanilla.

She fucked him and broke him and finally left him for dead!

"
you have a talent there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was a girl from Arbroath

Who gave me a terrible growth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl from Arbroath

Who gave me a terrible growth"

A terrible swelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a girl from Arbroath

Who gave me a terrible growth

A terrible swelling"

On my bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Who's cock was so long he could suck it,

He said ,with a grin as he wiped off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl from Arbroath

Who gave me a terrible growth

A terrible swelling

Right here in my cocks dwelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their was a young lady from Glasgow

Who went to a club that you know

She got fucked in the dungeon

By a cock and a truncteon

Now she's at work at a function

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Their was a young lady from Glasgow

Who went to a club that you know

She got fucked in the dungeon

By a cock and a truncteon

Now she's at work at a function

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