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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Taking inspiration from another thread post the things you can do and by this I mean the stereotypical things society or people in your life would assume you can't.

For example

I can....

Cook...(extremely good too I might add)

Sew

Iron

Operate a washing machine

Clean my own house properly

Decorate

DIY

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Suck like a dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck like a dyson

"

I find Dyson's don't suck so well...if you'd have said vax though

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can stick my tongue up my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sleep sleep sleep when I get a chance lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep throat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suck like a dyson

I find Dyson's don't suck so well...if you'd have said vax though "

Dysons do suck just not in the way they're supposed to

To me they are the iPhone of vacuum cleaners

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can stick my tongue up my nose "

How far up your nose?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I can stick my tongue up my nose

How far up your nose?"

Just the tip (I just did it to see how far lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can sleep sleep sleep when I get a chance lol."

I slept 30 hours straight just before xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can use superglue as polish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook

Clean

Sew

Multi-task

Operate a washing machine

Shop without a shopping list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deep throat "

And we love you for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck like a dyson

I find Dyson's don't suck so well...if you'd have said vax though

Dysons do suck just not in the way they're supposed to

To me they are the iPhone of vacuum cleaners "

Indeed..we have two vacums here, one Dyson and a vax.

Dyson constantly breaks or needs new parts, doesn't pull as well when it is working, is less convenient to use, has a far shorter cable and shorter hose extension and generally feels much much cheaper and nastier than the vax.

The vax however has never missed a beat once, I've been re modeling the house and use it for sucking up bits of concrete and brick, not a problem

Dyson had a good advertising campaign and folk fall for these things rather easily it seems

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cook

Clean

Sew

Multi-task

Operate a washing machine

Shop without a shopping list

"

Good man

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I can wind people up....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suck like a dyson

I find Dyson's don't suck so well...if you'd have said vax though

Dysons do suck just not in the way they're supposed to

To me they are the iPhone of vacuum cleaners

Indeed..we have two vacums here, one Dyson and a vax.

Dyson constantly breaks or needs new parts, doesn't pull as well when it is working, is less convenient to use, has a far shorter cable and shorter hose extension and generally feels much much cheaper and nastier than the vax.

The vax however has never missed a beat once, I've been re modeling the house and use it for sucking up bits of concrete and brick, not a problem

Dyson had a good advertising campaign and folk fall for these things rather easily it seems "

My ex was one of them. Always insisted on a Dyson....whilst never seeing the pattern of them constantly breaking down

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