FabSwingers.com forum: A shameless come meet me thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Staying in South East London tomorrow till Friday.

Come meet me, we can discuss scientific breakthroughs, play kurplunk or even let me put my penis in you.

(Please note, you’ll have to bring your own scientific breakthroughs and kurplunk as I have nether of these.....penis isn’t that great ether)

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Are you now fab straight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you now fab straight? "

First rule of Fab straight...yes

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

The shamelessnessness! Have you no shame!

You must do the Shane walk of death! SHAME!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Are you now fab straight?

First rule of Fab straight...yes"

You heard it here first folks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you now fab straight?

First rule of Fab straight...yes

You heard it here first folks!

The women on here have give me no other choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what us single guys have to do pie by any means haha good luck fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The shamelessnessness! Have you no shame!

You must do the Shane walk of death! SHAME!! "

Does it have to be the shame walk of death? Why can’t it be the shame walk of tits and wine?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Are you now fab straight?

First rule of Fab straight...yes

You heard it here first folks!

The women on here have give me no other choice

I would rush to your aid with my kerplunk if I could.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what us single guys have to do pie by any means haha good luck fella"

Tell ya mate, you’d think these women would be privileged I’ve selected them out of an entire bunch.

Ungrateful they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you now fab straight?

First rule of Fab straight...yes

You heard it here first folks!

The women on here have give me no other choice

I would rush to your aid with my kerplunk if I could. "

I’d kerplunk you anytime

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Are you now fab straight?

First rule of Fab straight...yes

You heard it here first folks!

The women on here have give me no other choice

I would rush to your aid with my kerplunk if I could.

I’d kerplunk you anytime

I’d lick your nipple anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of pie are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you now fab straight?

First rule of Fab straight...yes

You heard it here first folks!

The women on here have give me no other choice

I would rush to your aid with my kerplunk if I could.

I’d kerplunk you anytime

I’d lick your nipple anytime

Oh my, don’t get too crazy now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of pie are you? "

An apple pie, because I’m sweet but may also leave you with blisters in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what us single guys have to do pie by any means haha good luck fella

Tell ya mate, you’d think these women would be privileged I’ve selected them out of an entire bunch.

Ungrateful they are "
I've met the 2 in your pic by the way lucky dog you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what us single guys have to do pie by any means haha good luck fella

Tell ya mate, you’d think these women would be privileged I’ve selected them out of an entire bunch.

Ungrateful they are I've met the 2 in your pic by the way lucky dog you

You should see the video.

I can’t listen to physcho killer without laughing anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what us single guys have to do pie by any means haha good luck fella

Tell ya mate, you’d think these women would be privileged I’ve selected them out of an entire bunch.

Ungrateful they are I've met the 2 in your pic by the way lucky dog you

You should see the video.

I can’t listen to physcho killer without laughing anymore

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I've been told about it

damn my age sometimes

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"what us single guys have to do pie by any means haha good luck fella

Tell ya mate, you’d think these women would be privileged I’ve selected them out of an entire bunch.

Ungrateful they are I've met the 2 in your pic by the way lucky dog you

No money or sexual favours were exchanged to prompt that post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of pie are you?

An apple pie, because I’m sweet but may also leave you with blisters in your mouth "

You need blowing

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Are you now fab straight?

First rule of Fab straight...yes"

A non Fab friend messaged me the other evening asking 'you out tonight?'.

Without even thinking I wrote back 'nah Fab straight'.

Managed to delete before read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what us single guys have to do pie by any means haha good luck fella

Tell ya mate, you’d think these women would be privileged I’ve selected them out of an entire bunch.

Ungrateful they are I've met the 2 in your pic by the way lucky dog you

No money or sexual favours were exchanged to prompt that post! "

No of course not. But on a totally different subject, send your number to manny please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has there ever been such a blatant self serving attitude on the Forum, words fail me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of pie are you?

An apple pie, because I’m sweet but may also leave you with blisters in your mouth

You need blowing "

Or a course of antibiotics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you now fab straight?

First rule of Fab straight...yes

A non Fab friend messaged me the other evening asking 'you out tonight?'.

Without even thinking I wrote back 'nah Fab straight'.

Managed to delete before read

Fab affecting your life mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of pie are you?

An apple pie, because I’m sweet but may also leave you with blisters in your mouth "

So, risky pie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

has there ever been such a blatant self serving attitude on the Forum, words fail me!

Meh, don’t ask, don’t get

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Are you now fab straight?

First rule of Fab straight...yes

A non Fab friend messaged me the other evening asking 'you out tonight?'.

Without even thinking I wrote back 'nah Fab straight'.

Managed to delete before read

Fab affecting your life mate?

In the best possible way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of pie are you?

An apple pie, because I’m sweet but may also leave you with blisters in your mouth

You need blowing

Or a course of antibiotics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

Someone's already mentioned there are no swingers in London I think.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

You can always sext me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

Someone's already mentioned there are no swingers in London I think.

I only meet single women so I’m not a swinger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

You can always sext me

Rather wait to see you for the real thing

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

You can always sext me

Take this offer OP. For goodness sake man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have met you if you were staying next week...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

You can always sext me

Take this offer OP. For goodness sake man! "

Nah, it’s a downgrade compared to what we’ve done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has there ever been such a blatant self serving attitude on the Forum, words fail me!

Meh, don’t ask, don’t get

Actually, I could have an argument with you in that point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d have met you if you were staying next week...

You’ve been on my fucking hotlist for ages as well

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sensible response....why don't you put a meet request up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sensible response....why don't you put a meet request up?

Would you answer it if I did?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

You can always sext me

Take this offer OP. For goodness sake man!

Nah, it’s a downgrade compared to what we’ve done

This much I figured but when a lady publicly invites you to sext her, 'nah you're alright petal' probably isn't the answer she was looking for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

You can always sext me

Take this offer OP. For goodness sake man!

Nah, it’s a downgrade compared to what we’ve done

This much I figured but when a lady publicly invites you to sext her, 'nah you're alright petal' probably isn't the answer she was looking for.

Playing hard to get because I’m clearly a classy guy

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

You can always sext me

Take this offer OP. For goodness sake man!

Nah, it’s a downgrade compared to what we’ve done

This much I figured but when a lady publicly invites you to sext her, 'nah you're alright petal' probably isn't the answer she was looking for.

Yep he’s publicy snubbed me - he will be punished for that don’t you worry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

You can always sext me

Take this offer OP. For goodness sake man!

Nah, it’s a downgrade compared to what we’ve done

This much I figured but when a lady publicly invites you to sext her, 'nah you're alright petal' probably isn't the answer she was looking for.

Yep he’s publicy snubbed me - he will be punished for that don’t you worry! "

So that’s what the flogger is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

Someone's already mentioned there are no swingers in London I think.

I only meet single women so I’m not a swinger "

Same difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this was a bust. I thought my inbox would be flooded by now

Someone's already mentioned there are no swingers in London I think.

I only meet single women so I’m not a swinger

Same difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shameless bump

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm in London tomorrow. Not really interested in your Kurplunk but I could bring my Tiddlywinks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a neon sign in your window

SWINGERS MEET HERE NOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a neon sign in your window

SWINGERS MEET HERE NOW

FAF neon sign has never worked and costs a fortune in electricity bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless bump"

Want a shameful hump?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in London tomorrow. Not really interested in your Kurplunk but I could bring my Tiddlywinks?

Yea man

But you should know I am the king of tiddlywinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a neon sign in your window

SWINGERS MEET HERE NOW

FAF neon sign has never worked and costs a fortune in electricity bills

It’s in a hotel so wouldnt cost me anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shameless bump

Want a shameful hump?

Sure, got note better to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d have met you if you were staying next week...

You’ve been on my fucking hotlist for ages as well

Timing as usual is out, New Year same problem lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sensible response....why don't you put a meet request up?

Would you answer it if I did?

Personally I’ve found Meet requests a waste of time, got a much better response from a status update...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d have met you if you were staying next week...

You’ve been on my fucking hotlist for ages as well

Timing as usual is out, New Year same problem lol

One day Roxi, one day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Ker-plunk? You've lost your marbles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No Ker-plunk? You've lost your marbles."

Go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless bump

Want a shameful hump?

Sure, got note better to do

Me neither. And I like putting my fingers in pies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shameless bump

Want a shameful hump?

Sure, got note better to do

Me neither. And I like putting my fingers in pies."

Slow down love, I’m not just a piece of meat you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless bump

Want a shameful hump?

Sure, got note better to do

Me neither. And I like putting my fingers in pies.

Slow down love, I’m not just a piece of meat you know

Oh crap. You’ve got feelings?

Next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless bump

Want a shameful hump?

Sure, got note better to do

Me neither. And I like putting my fingers in pies.

Slow down love, I’m not just a piece of meat you know

Oh crap. You’ve got feelings?

Next! "

Are feelings allowed on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shameless bump

Want a shameful hump?

Sure, got note better to do

Me neither. And I like putting my fingers in pies.

Slow down love, I’m not just a piece of meat you know

Oh crap. You’ve got feelings?

Next!

Are feelings allowed on here?

Apparently so

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