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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

BBC News:

A petition to change the name of a street because it is "too rude" has been launched.

Some residents in Bell End, in the Black Country, claim the "offensive word" makes them a laughing stock and their children a target for bullies.

So, would you like to reside on Bell End or would you not go there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was only last year that they were full of themselves for being voted the funniest placename we have. And Licky End isn't far away.

I've been to Twatt in the Orkney Islands. It's nearly always wet.

Nob End is in Lancashire. Supports Man Utd.

Please make deliveries to Happy Bottom around the back.

Worcestershire sauciness flows down Minge Lane.

Titty Hill should be twinned with the Paps o' FIfe.

Sandy Balls probably leads to Scratchy Bottom.

You may find entry difficult to Beaver Close and you'll have to come out the way you went in.

Crotch Crescent, Fanny Hands Lane and Backside Lane also sound like lovely places for a photo op but there's one place where nobody wants to be: Shitterton. It's a dump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to live in Wankum in Germany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was only last year that they were full of themselves for being voted the funniest placename we have. And Licky End isn't far away.

I've been to Twatt in the Orkney Islands. It's nearly always wet.

Nob End is in Lancashire. Supports Man Utd.

Please make deliveries to Happy Bottom around the back.

Worcestershire sauciness flows down Minge Lane.

Titty Hill should be twinned with the Paps o' FIfe.

Sandy Balls probably leads to Scratchy Bottom.

You may find entry difficult to Beaver Close and you'll have to come out the way you went in.

Crotch Crescent, Fanny Hands Lane and Backside Lane also sound like lovely places for a photo op but there's one place where nobody wants to be: Shitterton. It's a dump."

This is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to live in Wankum in Germany.

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I've been there, it's not like you think

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

There is a Bell End and Titty Ho not so far from me.

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I wanted to live in Wankum in Germany.

I've been there, it's not like you think "

When you say 'you've been there'...

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

I have been to Muff in Northern Ireland.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Was it not called bell end when they chose to live there???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know lots of bell ends and none of them are places

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

If I lived there I’d change the house name to Japseye View

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it not called bell end when they chose to live there??? "

That's what I thought x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to live in Wankum in Germany.

I've been there, it's not like you think

When you say 'you've been there'... "

What I did in wankum stays in wankum

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Sometimes i am amazed at what people complain about..Bell end sounds great fun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live near Jack's bush and it makes me giggle like a child every time

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Cracknore Hard near here.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I used to work near a road called "Sluts Hole Lane", there were no sluts there unfortunately.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"

I've been to Twatt in the Orkney Islands. It's nearly always wet.

"

I would do them for copyright infringement if there wasn’t that extra t - needs a visit methinks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Bellenden Gardens in Edinburgh-if you look it up on google maps it is actually the shape of a penis, bellend and all.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Isn't there a lane in London called Cunt Grope Lane?

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

In Germany there is a town called Darmstadt...my Dutch friends think it’s hilarious because it translates to Bowel Town...and sending a fax to Darmstadt means taking a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe all swingers should just move to these places at least we would know the secret code as such (apart from not being much of a secret on guess the swinger)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess not

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Lol x

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

I call my best mate a bell end all the time. I’m going to suggest she moves there

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Never fail to smirk when we pass Turkey Cock Lane en route to Colchester

The OP reminds me of when Man City were looking to rename one of their stands after an ex player and put it to a public vote for suggestions - the clamour from rival fans to have an End named after Colin Bell was a joy!!

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve some mates that live on cockshot drive.

They try to pronounce it ‘co sho’ in a French accent but they’re not fooling anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, would you like to reside on Bell End or would you not go there? "

I'd love to live on Bell End.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

There's a village in Cornwall simply called "cocks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a lane in London called Cunt Grope Lane? "

They renamed it

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Butt Hole in Shepshed in Leicestershire

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

sorry it should be Butt Hole Lane - been up it a good few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Crotch Crescent, arousing, but not fully revealing. Such a tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to live in Wankum in Germany.

I've been there, it's not like you think

When you say 'you've been there'...

What I did in wankum stays in wankum "

Only one of two things happen when you stop in Wankum, you either squeeze as much fuel as possible into your car, or you nick the sign to be displayed as a trophy. If you know, then you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't there a lane in London called Cunt Grope Lane?

They renamed it "

yes, over 500 years ago..at the time nearly every large town had a 'gropecunt lane'..'grape lane' in both york and edinburgh were 'gropecunt' in 15-something..i think they should be reinstated!

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By *rinkydonkyMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

I definitely know a few Bell Ends it's only fair they should have somewhere to congregate!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Can you imagine an old lady going to live there called fanny...:oooo have you see that moved on to bell end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a place in Worcestershire called Minge Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There a Twatt in the Orkney Islands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A village called three holes in Cambridgeshire

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By *orkiejoancd 75TV/TS
over a year ago

Brighouse

Piddlehinton is another in Dorset

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

From what i hear about children being bullied because of where they live its the bullies need educating the name should stay

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"There a Twatt in the Orkney Islands."

There’s a Twat in Bedford too

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"A village called three holes in Cambridgeshire "

Is there a Bell End in three holes?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A village called Wollaston about 10 miles from me has a Bell End . I've had a pic taken of me many years ago standing by the sign . It probably says more about me than the residents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it! Would love our street to have been called that. The fnarrr, fnarr potential is endless!

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

There's a place called 'Fucking' in Austria ... not sure if that was a status update though

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By *DSM - CUCKOLD - COUPLECouple
over a year ago

manchester

We have a "nob end" a "slag lane" a "bag lane" and a flapper fold lane" all near us lol

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By *rinkydonkyMan
over a year ago

Hinckley


"There a Twatt in the Orkney Islands.

There’s a Twat in Bedford too"
..... there are loads of twats where I live !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well one of my kids has the initials b j - seriously never dawned on us at the time -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Could be worse, went to Holland and the town we stayed in was called 'Wassenar arse slag'

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

There is a little village called Knockin in Shropshire. The convenience store on the main road through the village has a sign above it which reads, "The Knockin shop".

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