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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slightly depressing but try to think of the positives. It pays the bills and sexy office attire.

Does anyone else like the odd occasion when you see someone at work and think "hot!"?

A lady in smart dress outfit and glasses is very sexy. Brains and beauty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day closer to weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another day off tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets you out of the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately my job is extremely male dominated... so don’t even have that perk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're using their heating and toilet paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back tomorrow.... Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately my job is extremely male dominated... so don’t even have that perk!"

You get to crack obscene jokes and talk about your last wank together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to work tomorrow, normally the tuck shop helps me through the day but no chocolate and crisps for me for awhile now, not sure an apple will have the same affect.

Ginger

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Gets you out of the house."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're using their heating and toilet paper.

Toilet paper is a good perk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're using their heating and toilet paper.

Toilet paper is a good perk.

Ssh where I work haven't cottoned on to that yet

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 2 and a half weeks I've had Christmas day off and that's it. 2 more shifts then 3 days off can't wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're using their heating and toilet paper.

Toilet paper is a good perk.

Ssh where I work haven't cottoned on to that yet

Ginger"

Do you have to take your own?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're using their heating and toilet paper.

Toilet paper is a good perk.

Ssh where I work haven't cottoned on to that yet

Do you have to take your own?!

Not yet but I wouldn't put it past them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You're using their heating and toilet paper.

Toilet paper is a good perk.

I've taken on a very junior job in a very large organisation and there's a number to call if you find the toilets need re-stocking. Luxury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're using their heating and toilet paper.

Toilet paper is a good perk.

Do you take a roll home with you now and then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly depressing but try to think of the positives. It pays the bills and sexy office attire.

Does anyone else like the odd occasion when you see someone at work and think "hot!"?

A lady in smart dress outfit and glasses is very sexy. Brains and beauty."

No one hot in my office

The uniform doesn't help tbh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it."

I have SUCH an office fetish. Seriously. But still...never fancied anyone at work. Maybe someday. A girl can dream **sigh**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're using their heating and toilet paper.

Toilet paper is a good perk.

Do you take a roll home with you now and then?"

We just get cut up pieces of newspaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

But if you're a junior again......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

But if you're a junior again......

And there are thousands of men there... Maybe I should join the work social club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

But if you're a junior again......

And there are thousands of men there... Maybe I should join the work social club?"

You're making me jealous.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

But if you're a junior again......

And there are thousands of men there... Maybe I should join the work social club?

You're making me jealous.

They have large offices not that far from you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope...off till may. Not down with getting up on the cold winter mornings thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had sex with a couple of people I've worked with in the past. I also can't deny that I work with some rather attractive people in my current job but I'm not going there!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nope...off till may. Not down with getting up on the cold winter mornings thanks

That's a pity. I'll try not to imagine you 'up' on winter mornings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

But if you're a junior again......

And there are thousands of men there... Maybe I should join the work social club?

You're making me jealous.

They have large offices not that far from you."

Intriguing. I could do with an office job for a few months

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope...off till may. Not down with getting up on the cold winter mornings thanks

That's a pity. I'll try not to imagine you 'up' on winter mornings.

Anyone interested in my 'up' on any morning will be getting told where to go

I don't like anything very much in the morning, unless someone wants to fetch me a coffee and a couple of un filtered roll ups that is

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

But if you're a junior again......

And there are thousands of men there... Maybe I should join the work social club?

You're making me jealous.

They have large offices not that far from you.

Intriguing. I could do with an office job for a few months

Very junior, but there is a part-time receptionist role that has just been advertised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be lying if I said I haven't daydreamed about bending a few women at work over.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nope...off till may. Not down with getting up on the cold winter mornings thanks

That's a pity. I'll try not to imagine you 'up' on winter mornings.

Anyone interested in my 'up' on any morning will be getting told where to go

I don't like anything very much in the morning, unless someone wants to fetch me a coffee and a couple of un filtered roll ups that is

That's not my bag. I'll have to think of you up in the evenings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

But if you're a junior again......

And there are thousands of men there... Maybe I should join the work social club?

You're making me jealous.

They have large offices not that far from you.

Intriguing. I could do with an office job for a few months

Very junior, but there is a part-time receptionist role that has just been advertised.

Receptionist, you say? I could wear heels and a short skirt and lipstick and.....oh, yeah...I could make that work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m back tomorrow. Brilliant. God knows what mess I am going back too. My colleague who is a bit dense can’t get it through her head I’m in charge lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope...off till may. Not down with getting up on the cold winter mornings thanks

That's a pity. I'll try not to imagine you 'up' on winter mornings.

Anyone interested in my 'up' on any morning will be getting told where to go

I don't like anything very much in the morning, unless someone wants to fetch me a coffee and a couple of un filtered roll ups that is

That's not my bag. I'll have to think of you up in the evenings.

Much better, night time is very much my happy place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

But if you're a junior again......

And there are thousands of men there... Maybe I should join the work social club?

You're making me jealous.

They have large offices not that far from you."

Do they need a tea lady?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

But if you're a junior again......

And there are thousands of men there... Maybe I should join the work social club?

You're making me jealous.

They have large offices not that far from you.

Do they need a tea lady?"

I don't do tea but I believe all the catering is outsourced so someone is hiring those people.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've never fancied anyone at work. I need to work with younger guys.

In my youth I was very bad and slept with about half the men I worked with.

Then when you become the boss you just can't even consider it.

But if you're a junior again......

And there are thousands of men there... Maybe I should join the work social club?

You're making me jealous.

They have large offices not that far from you.

Intriguing. I could do with an office job for a few months

Very junior, but there is a part-time receptionist role that has just been advertised.

Receptionist, you say? I could wear heels and a short skirt and lipstick and.....oh, yeah...I could make that work

Just type in receptionist jobs in York and see what comes up.

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