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By *ikeC81 OP   Man
over a year ago

harrow

Well I think I shock a few people when i tell them I can’t ride a bike or swim.

For me it’s something that I manage to do with out.

I was wondering if anyone else has something that they can’t do that shocks people

(For those that wondering I had symptoms similar to displaxia as a kid so anything that has balance and coordination I don’t find to easy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't lick my elbow Apparently most can, but try as I might it's just out of reach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do the 'live long and prosper' v sign

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I can't watch Bram Stokers Dracula without falling asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't click my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't lick my elbow Apparently most can, but try as I might it's just out of reach! "

No, virtually nobody can either so don't beat yourself up.

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Another non swimmer here...also never been able to blow up a balloon...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Out of a long list of things ill put drive.

Manley cos of medical.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I can't stand the rain against my window. Bringing back sweet memories.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I can't click my fingers "
Me neither . I keep trying i just can't . Weird huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't lick my elbow Apparently most can, but try as I might it's just out of reach! "

Most people can do this? Really? I can't.... And why would you want to be able to lick your own elbow anyway. These folk are missing out on so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't give up my addiction to fab

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Roll my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't whistle blowing but can by sucking air in, if you see what I mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I choose not to accept can't, so against the sensible people's advice I taught myself to skateboard, poledance and this year teaching myself chair dancing, doing the splits and anything else people say I can't do

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll my tongue "
look neat and tidy down there

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I can’t tie the laces in my basque without breaking a finger nail

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Roll my tongue look neat and tidy down there "

You saying I'm not neat and tidy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t swim neither, and can’t whistle due to a short tongue x

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I can't stand the rain against my window. Bringing back sweet memories."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't speak any oher language but English

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I choose not to accept can't, so against the sensible people's advice I taught myself to skateboard, poledance and this year teaching myself chair dancing, doing the splits and anything else people say I can't do

Peach x"

LOVE this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can blow up a balloon but i can't tie one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll my tongue look neat and tidy down there

You saying I'm not neat ajavascript:doSmilie(' ')nd tidy? "
of course not perfect foof there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't whistle using my fingers

One for the more obscure... I can't suck my own cock either!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I can blow up a balloon but i can't tie one."
Haha me too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I can't whistle using my fingers

One for the more obscure... I can't suck my own cock either!"
Can anyone ?? Is that even possible ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle using my fingers

One for the more obscure... I can't suck my own cock either! Can anyone ?? Is that even possible ??"

You've never had that message in your inbox then.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I can't wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get laid....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just can't be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact I've never seen Sound of Music seems to shock a few every Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I think I shock a few people when i tell them I can’t ride a bike or swim.

For me it’s something that I manage to do with out.

I was wondering if anyone else has something that they can’t do that shocks people

(For those that wondering I had symptoms similar to displaxia as a kid so anything that has balance and coordination I don’t find to easy)

"

I can't do those things either my balance is all over the place

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I can’t knit. I’ve never tried though.

After yesterday’s run (who the fuck thought that would be a good idea!!), I can’t walk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't lick my elbow Apparently most can, but try as I might it's just out of reach!

Most people can do this? Really? I can't.... And why would you want to be able to lick your own elbow anyway. These folk are missing out on so much "

Hehe! Ah, I wonder how many read this and tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't kerb my sarcasm sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't whistle, blow a balloon up or blow a candle out. Goes to say my blowing skills are lacking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t or won’t eat broken biscuits

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I can't lick my elbow Apparently most can, but try as I might it's just out of reach! "

Freak.

Should be mentioned on your profile, only fair to potential meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't kiss the back of my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t or won’t eat broken biscuits "

really?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I can’t or won’t eat broken biscuits "

Once you've had the first bite, they become broken. Do you only have one bite per biscuit, or ram them in whole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant swim. But don't mind diving..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t or won’t eat broken biscuits

really? "

Weird ain’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The super loud wolf whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t or won’t eat broken biscuits

Once you've had the first bite, they become broken. Do you only have one bite per biscuit, or ram them in whole? "

I know but the thought of eating a broken biscuit just does not sit right, I’ll give the first couple out of a pack to someone else because they are usually broken

Once I’ve broken them by dipping them in my coffee that’s fine because I’ve done it I think something happened to me in childhood involving biscuits or something associated but it’s a bit of a phobia

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Weirdly I can't bite my toe nails....

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"The super loud wolf whistle

"

Since its a sexist, degrading human rights violation, it's probably for the best.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Weirdly I can't bite my toe nails....

"

Just cut them first into an old crisp packet, then you can chew them while sat comfortably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weirdly I can't bite my toe nails....

"

Thank god urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe it's not butter.

Margarine can't be that good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t pronounce Clitheroe for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t or won’t eat broken biscuits

Once you've had the first bite, they become broken. Do you only have one bite per biscuit, or ram them in whole? "

That makes her sound really high maintenance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t pronounce Clitheroe for some reason "

It always makes me think Clit-heroe. Even funnier Cumbrian town than Cockermouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can whistle with my lips and through my teeth , but cant whistle by putting my fingers in my north and south , ive tried and tried , just the sound of wind

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"i can whistle with my lips and through my teeth , but cant whistle by putting my fingers in my north and south , ive tried and tried , just the sound of wind"

Shoving fingers up your north and south isn't how you whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weirdly I can't bite my toe nails....

Just cut them first into an old crisp packet, then you can chew them while sat comfortably "

just before tea!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also i cant go to the pub for just a drink or for 2 pints say , i'm either init or in it for the duration or im not.

dont see the point otherwise, 2 drinks for 6 quid that has absolutely no effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i can whistle with my lips and through my teeth , but cant whistle by putting my fingers in my north and south , ive tried and tried , just the sound of wind

Shoving fingers up your north and south isn't how you whistle "

sure is , north and south = mouth = how you whistle loudly

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

I cant help but give arse hole drivers a wanker wave!

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

I can’t be in the Guinness book of world records

I have only ever broken a pet shop boys album and that doesn’t count apparently

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I also can’t swim, it’s seems a little strange to those who know me, as I have sailed from a very young age and I can sail a boat, but nope, hate water Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't lick my elbow Apparently most can, but try as I might it's just out of reach!

Freak.

Should be mentioned on your profile, only fair to potential meets."

*sighs and hangs head in shame* righto. I'll sort it!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"i can whistle with my lips and through my teeth , but cant whistle by putting my fingers in my north and south , ive tried and tried , just the sound of wind

Shoving fingers up your north and south isn't how you whistle

sure is , north and south = mouth = how you whistle loudly"

Thought it was a euphemism, explains the wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t or won’t eat broken biscuits

Once you've had the first bite, they become broken. Do you only have one bite per biscuit, or ram them in whole?

That makes her sound really high maintenance "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t pronounce Clitheroe for some reason

It always makes me think Clit-heroe. Even funnier Cumbrian town than Cockermouth."

Clitheroe isn't in cumbria

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't spell rythmn or pyschic. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t say my N’s

Fecking lisp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t say my N’s

Fecking lisp"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't swim"

I can..very good at doing a single depth of the pool, shallow or deep

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust


"I can’t pronounce Clitheroe for some reason

It always makes me think Clit-heroe. Even funnier Cumbrian town than Cockermouth."

We also have fells called Great & Little Cockup

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"I can't swim

I can..very good at doing a single depth of the pool, shallow or deep "

I prefer dry land.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

This is a can't free zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t say my N’s

Fecking lisp "

Haha. Bring me a dictionary I’ll read you the N words

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I can’t hop on my right foot due to tearing a calf muscle 18 months ago.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I can't click my fingers for which my children take great pleasure ridiculing me!

I can't whistle with my fingers in my mouth either.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I can't click my fingers for which my children take great pleasure ridiculing me!

I can't whistle with my fingers in my mouth either.

"

I also can't do either of those

M

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"[Removed by poster at 02/01/18 19:14:25]"

I can't quote a post seemingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do that "peas go pop" finger in cheek thing either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't do that "peas go pop" finger in cheek thing either "

I had to try this to see if i still could... And I'm happy to say that I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't do that "peas go pop" finger in cheek thing either

I had to try this to see if i still could... And I'm happy to say that I can "

noooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't do that "peas go pop" finger in cheek thing either

I had to try this to see if i still could... And I'm happy to say that I can

noooooooo! "

I wouldn't have even thought about it... But when you mentioned it I just HAD to

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Roll my tongue "

That's genetic.

I can't ride a bike (balance problems), whistle or cut properly (it's always wonky).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't draw a free-hand circle.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Roll my tongue

That's genetic.

I can't ride a bike (balance problems), whistle or cut properly (it's always wonky).

"

It is genetic. I didn't realise why I was younger and thought if I practised hard enough I'd be able to do it!

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Roll my tongue

That's genetic.

I can't ride a bike (balance problems), whistle or cut properly (it's always wonky).

It is genetic. I didn't realise why I was younger and thought if I practised hard enough I'd be able to do it!"

You need something to practice rolling your tongue around, that's the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

run long distance just that I have big chunky legs and so all that slamming down with a size 12 foot murders my legs sprinting fine but unless my life is at stake long distance no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll my tongue

That's genetic.

I can't ride a bike (balance problems), whistle or cut properly (it's always wonky).

It is genetic. I didn't realise why I was younger and thought if I practised hard enough I'd be able to do it!"

I thought that was a myth! Studies dobe purporting that it can be learned or something or other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll my tongue

That's genetic.

I can't ride a bike (balance problems), whistle or cut properly (it's always wonky).

It is genetic. I didn't realise why I was younger and thought if I practised hard enough I'd be able to do it!

I thought that was a myth! Studies dobe purporting that it can be learned or something or other."

I have been trying forever and my tongue will not roll

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I can't Iron

M

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By *ikeC81 OP   Man
over a year ago

harrow

I can roll it in the middle back to front just can’t do side to side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll my tongue

That's genetic.

I can't ride a bike (balance problems), whistle or cut properly (it's always wonky).

It is genetic. I didn't realise why I was younger and thought if I practised hard enough I'd be able to do it!

I thought that was a myth! Studies done purporting that it can be learned or something or other.

I have been trying forever and my tongue will not roll "

Either way... you aren't missing out. It hasn't really added another string to my arsenal exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't swim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't Iron

M"

Haha. I don't iron.

I can't watch a soap.

I can't lose

But seriously, I can't understand advanced computer programming, as much as I've tried, it won't sink in

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I can’t do that thing where you blow your lips out like when doing and impression of a horse? How I ever manage to get this far in life without it I’ll never know. I also can’t tread water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't Iron

M"

Can't or just pretend you can't.. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll my tongue

That's genetic.

I can't ride a bike (balance problems), whistle or cut properly (it's always wonky).

It is genetic. I didn't realise why I was younger and thought if I practised hard enough I'd be able to do it!

I thought that was a myth! Studies done purporting that it can be learned or something or other.

I have been trying forever and my tongue will not roll

Either way... you aren't missing out. It hasn't really added another string to my arsenal exactly "

Does it meen we can't tie a knot in a grape stalk with our tongue. We'll be no good as bond girls

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I can't Iron

M

Haha. I don't iron.

I can't watch a soap.

I can't lose

But seriously, I can't understand advanced computer programming, as much as I've tried, it won't sink in "

Oh advanced computer programming is a piece of cake compared to ironing!

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I can't Iron

M

Can't or just pretend you can't.. . "

It is convenient not to be able to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't Iron

M

Haha. I don't iron.

I can't watch a soap.

I can't lose

But seriously, I can't understand advanced computer programming, as much as I've tried, it won't sink in

Oh advanced computer programming is a piece of cake compared to ironing!"

C++?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Roll my tongue

That's genetic.

I can't ride a bike (balance problems), whistle or cut properly (it's always wonky).

It is genetic. I didn't realise why I was younger and thought if I practised hard enough I'd be able to do it!

I thought that was a myth! Studies dobe purporting that it can be learned or something or other.

I have been trying forever and my tongue will not roll "

I can do all kinds of tricks with my tongue

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can't Iron

M

Can't or just pretend you can't.. . "

Pretends

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Roll my tongue

That's genetic.

I can't ride a bike (balance problems), whistle or cut properly (it's always wonky).

It is genetic. I didn't realise why I was younger and thought if I practised hard enough I'd be able to do it!

I thought that was a myth! Studies dobe purporting that it can be learned or something or other."

No it is genetic. People that can't do it are in the minority, so I guess it's a dominant gene that causes the characteristic. All my family can do it apart from me so as a kid I thought I could learn to do it. Hours wasted!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can't keep a straight face when I see someone from this thread have a sulk

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can't Iron

M

Can't or just pretend you can't.. .

Pretends "

Ironic...

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By *ikeC81 OP   Man
over a year ago

harrow

I can code and iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll my tongue

That's genetic.

I can't ride a bike (balance problems), whistle or cut properly (it's always wonky).

It is genetic. I didn't realise why I was younger and thought if I practised hard enough I'd be able to do it!

I thought that was a myth! Studies dobe purporting that it can be learned or something or other.

No it is genetic. People that can't do it are in the minority, so I guess it's a dominant gene that causes the characteristic. All my family can do it apart from me so as a kid I thought I could learn to do it. Hours wasted! "

All my family now can, they still try to teach me

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can't Iron

M

Can't or just pretend you can't.. .

Pretends

Ironic... "

How so?

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

cant meet at the mo due to illness

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I can’t peel potatoes.

It’s because I’m left handed and clearly need an appropriate left handed peeler.

That’s what I’m telling myself anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t peel potatoes.

It’s because I’m left handed and clearly need an appropriate left handed peeler.

That’s what I’m telling myself anyway "

Bollocks.

From a left hander

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can't Iron

M

Can't or just pretend you can't.. .

Pretends

Ironic...

How so?"

It was a play on words...a poor attempt it would seem sorry Miss. Don't beat me with the ruler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can code and iron "

Show off.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can't Iron

M

Can't or just pretend you can't.. .

Pretends

Ironic...

How so?

It was a play on words...a poor attempt it would seem sorry Miss. Don't beat me with the ruler."

Oh I'm being slow!

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I can't Iron

M

Can't or just pretend you can't.. .

Pretends

Ironic...

How so?

It was a play on words...a poor attempt it would seem sorry Miss. Don't beat me with the ruler."

Now I'm picturing you over her knee.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I can't Iron

M

Can't or just pretend you can't.. .

Pretends

Ironic...

How so?

It was a play on words...a poor attempt it would seem sorry Miss. Don't beat me with the ruler.

Now I'm picturing you over her knee."

Me too

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I can’t peel potatoes.

It’s because I’m left handed and clearly need an appropriate left handed peeler.

That’s what I’m telling myself anyway

Bollocks.

From a left hander "

Shushhhhhhh don’t give the game away

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Drive

I have my licence and passed first time back was I was 17 but didn't drive straight away.

I tried lessons again a few years ago and had to pull over as I was a nervous wreck, it's just not for me

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I also can’t make a fist with either hand.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Never been able to touch my toes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I also can’t make a fist with either hand. "

Shall I teach you how to fist?

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I also can’t make a fist with either hand. "

Wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't ice a cake

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can't sew. Or roll my tongue. Or drive. Or pronounce the word 'wolf'. Or draw in any way that seems representative of anything specific.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I also can’t make a fist with either hand.

Wtf?"

I just can’t curl my fingers right in to make a tight fist. If I punched someone I’d break my hand.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Get a meet?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"I can't Iron

M

Haha. I don't iron.

I can't watch a soap.

I can't lose

But seriously, I can't understand advanced computer programming, as much as I've tried, it won't sink in

Oh advanced computer programming is a piece of cake compared to ironing!

C++? "

No C-. Points lost for not ironing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also can’t make a fist with either hand.

Wtf?

I just can’t curl my fingers right in to make a tight fist. If I punched someone I’d break my hand. "

Fold your thumb, tuck fingers round.

That's how u don't break hand

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Guess I’m invisible to my last post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't dive or jump into water

I can't get a date or a a relationship

Can't make friends now.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that it is impossible to urinate if one inserts ones thumb into ones rectum?

*I’ve actually just made that up but am just itching to see if anyone comes forward now refuting it....*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant meet at the mo due to illness "

Get well soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't play bass guitar despite once being a in a band for over a year as a bassist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t do that whistle when you put a couple of fingers in your mouth. I can however, curl my tongue into a tube!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I can't lick my elbow Apparently most can, but try as I might it's just out of reach!

Freak.

Should be mentioned on your profile, only fair to potential meets.

*sighs and hangs head in shame* righto. I'll sort it!"

Haha actually have!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Give a fuck.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I can't whistle, I can only make a really wanky half whistle sound through my teeth. It just about makes the dog come back but I'll never be heartily whistling along to Patience by GnR...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle, I can only make a really wanky half whistle sound through my teeth. It just about makes the dog come back but I'll never be heartily whistling along to Patience by GnR... "

I can’t Iv tried all my life I can even fake one even remotely when I’m out d*unk and need a taxi, I make the most horrendous screetch about the same volume for attention but I can’t even compare it to any noise, clearly only EVER done this when d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t get enough pussy

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I also can’t make a fist with either hand.

Wtf?

I just can’t curl my fingers right in to make a tight fist. If I punched someone I’d break my hand.

Fold your thumb, tuck fingers round.

That's how u don't break hand"

That’s my point though, I can’t tuck my fingers round enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also can’t make a fist with either hand.

Wtf?

I just can’t curl my fingers right in to make a tight fist. If I punched someone I’d break my hand.

Fold your thumb, tuck fingers round.

That's how u don't break hand"

That's how you break your thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't lick my elbow Apparently most can, but try as I might it's just out of reach!

Freak.

Should be mentioned on your profile, only fair to potential meets.

*sighs and hangs head in shame* righto. I'll sort it!

Haha actually have! "

Wondered if you'd notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stop eating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weirdly I can't bite my toe nails....

"

I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A random couple:

Can't swim

Can't blow my nose

(Both due to problems with my ears as a child)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t do heights or hold my breath for any longer than 3 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't smile without you. I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I can't pretend not to care

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle, I can only make a really wanky half whistle sound through my teeth. It just about makes the dog come back but I'll never be heartily whistling along to Patience by GnR...

I can’t Iv tried all my life I can even fake one even remotely when I’m out d*unk and need a taxi, I make the most horrendous screetch about the same volume for attention but I can’t even compare it to any noise, clearly only EVER done this when d*unk "
one I wish o could is whistle with my fingers in my mouth can imagine it will come in handy sometime

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