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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm back at work and my boss is asleep in his chair and I have nothing to do . Any suggestions on how I may pass the time are welcome . Thankyou in advance . P x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordered they sausages yet slim?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Tea and biscuits. Draw comedy eyebrows on your slumbering boss. Enjoy the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take photos of him. Make a ransome note out of cut up newspaper threatening to report him to his bosses unless he becomes your tea/coffee bitch for the rest of the year.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Ordered they sausages yet slim? "
how did I guess you'd be the first one on the ball . Sausages are ordered but as it's Estellas birthday she gets first dibs ( only for today )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take photos of him. Make a ransome note out of cut up newspaper threatening to report him to his bosses unless he becomes your tea/coffee bitch for the rest of the year."

This

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Take photos of him. Make a ransome note out of cut up newspaper threatening to report him to his bosses unless he becomes your tea/coffee bitch for the rest of the year."
That sounds awesome . Shall I post the pics on Bookface too ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ordered they sausages yet slim? how did I guess you'd be the first one on the ball . Sausages are ordered but as it's Estellas birthday she gets first dibs ( only for today ) "

I can accept that...I like Estella

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ordered they sausages yet slim? how did I guess you'd be the first one on the ball . Sausages are ordered but as it's Estellas birthday she gets first dibs ( only for today )

I can accept that...I like Estella "

Maybe tomorrow I can have a Strumpet and Estella sausage sandwich . Sounds yummy !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take photos of him. Make a ransome note out of cut up newspaper threatening to report him to his bosses unless he becomes your tea/coffee bitch for the rest of the year. That sounds awesome . Shall I post the pics on Bookface too ??"

Oh. You should make notes like speech bubbles saying things like "I crochet in my free time" and take pics of them next to him. You can use them for bribery throughout the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ordered they sausages yet slim? how did I guess you'd be the first one on the ball . Sausages are ordered but as it's Estellas birthday she gets first dibs ( only for today )

I can accept that...I like Estella Maybe tomorrow I can have a Strumpet and Estella sausage sandwich . Sounds yummy !!"

Yummers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take photos of him. Make a ransome note out of cut up newspaper threatening to report him to his bosses unless he becomes your tea/coffee bitch for the rest of the year. That sounds awesome . Shall I post the pics on Bookface too ??

Oh. You should make notes like speech bubbles saying things like "I crochet in my free time" and take pics of them next to him. You can use them for bribery throughout the year. "

Evil genius

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ordered they sausages yet slim? how did I guess you'd be the first one on the ball . Sausages are ordered but as it's Estellas birthday she gets first dibs ( only for today )

I can accept that...I like Estella Maybe tomorrow I can have a Strumpet and Estella sausage sandwich . Sounds yummy !!

Yummers! "

My taste buds ( among other things ) are tingling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old boss once told me that if I was ever bored or had nothing to do then I didn't know what my job entailed!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Take photos of him. Make a ransome note out of cut up newspaper threatening to report him to his bosses unless he becomes your tea/coffee bitch for the rest of the year. That sounds awesome . Shall I post the pics on Bookface too ??

Oh. You should make notes like speech bubbles saying things like "I crochet in my free time" and take pics of them next to him. You can use them for bribery throughout the year. "

Sounds awesome . Except I'd get fired

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"An old boss once told me that if I was ever bored or had nothing to do then I didn't know what my job entailed!"
Or it could be that after 13 years I know my job so well I've done all the work early on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ordered they sausages yet slim? how did I guess you'd be the first one on the ball . Sausages are ordered but as it's Estellas birthday she gets first dibs ( only for today )

I can accept that...I like Estella Maybe tomorrow I can have a Strumpet and Estella sausage sandwich . Sounds yummy !!

Yummers! My taste buds ( among other things ) are tingling "

Missed me didn't you slim

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ordered they sausages yet slim? how did I guess you'd be the first one on the ball . Sausages are ordered but as it's Estellas birthday she gets first dibs ( only for today )

I can accept that...I like Estella Maybe tomorrow I can have a Strumpet and Estella sausage sandwich . Sounds yummy !!

Yummers! My taste buds ( among other things ) are tingling

Missed me didn't you slim "

Always Miss Strumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old boss once told me that if I was ever bored or had nothing to do then I didn't know what my job entailed! Or it could be that after 13 years I know my job so well I've done all the work early on "

Sounds like you need to be re-employed part-time then, on a pay pro-rata basis obviously!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"An old boss once told me that if I was ever bored or had nothing to do then I didn't know what my job entailed! Or it could be that after 13 years I know my job so well I've done all the work early on

Sounds like you need to be re-employed part-time then, on a pay pro-rata basis obviously! "

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