FabSwingers.com forum: pampas grass

By *dultcouple OP Couple
over a year ago

beaulieu

its been said that houses with pampas grass out front are lived in by swingers. is this true?

do you have a house with pampas grass?

lets make 2018 the year of the pampas grass..pampas grass or to you posh folk....cortaderia sellonana.

if you have some let us know lets all give this plant a bost..happy new year folks swing and enjoy be free be naked enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urban myth

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By *en474Man
over a year ago

antrim

People across the road from me have pampas grass , and they both into there 90,s xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is loads of houses with pampas grass in my village!

Dirty bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already put daffodils in, will they do?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Of course Pampas Grass is the way that swingers communicate their sexual preferences to each other.

They are far too busy fucking each others brains out to use their phones and they haven't even heard of the internet.

Not one single swinger has decking , that wonderful , slime friendly surface that has crept into every lazy gardeners home over the past two decades. They have massive gardens with every shade of pampas wiggling a sexy come on to passers by.

In fact, so much pampas has been bought by swingers that , South America, where the plant grows.... ( god help it trying to survive in the chilly lands of scotland ) cannot keep up with the demand.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sorry if you have a flat then you cannot swing...... no pampas no fucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious, very Tropic Of Ruislip!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've already put daffodils in, will they do?"

In where ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ordered my decking. Hot tub to follow soon after. The Pampas has been sown. Just need a flashing neon sign designing for the window.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Just ordered my decking. Hot tub to follow soon after. The Pampas has been sown. Just need a flashing neon sign designing for the window.

And your sign says what ?

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