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"I'm sure there's little suction cup steps they sell for the shower now... to help you keep one leg cocked up for longer (so to speak). Im 5ft1 so share your frustration. " I need one of those steps, you know just in case  | |||
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"Have a bath instead " Haha!! Essex baths are fucking tiny! We would need the fire brigade to come and prize us out! | |||
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"I'm sure there's little suction cup steps they sell for the shower now... to help you keep one leg cocked up for longer (so to speak). Im 5ft1 so share your frustration. I need one of those steps, you know just in case " xx | |||
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"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower... "Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x | |||
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"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...
Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x"You do make me chuckle. The images in my mind right now | |||
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"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...
Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x
You do make me chuckle.
The images in my mind right now "Haha!! Glad I can make you smile!! My job here is done! | |||
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"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...
Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x"Please report back how that conversation goes
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"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...
Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x
You do make me chuckle.
The images in my mind right now
Haha!! Glad I can make you smile!! My job here is done!"So I need a hoist and a step for the shower. Now to find a man... can’t be hard can it lol | |||
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"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...
Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x
You do make me chuckle.
The images in my mind right now
Haha!! Glad I can make you smile!! My job here is done!
So I need a hoist and a step for the shower.
Now to find a man... can’t be hard can it lol"Of course not...now to call my landlord..all Ads has to do is get me in a sling and ‘beep beep’ me over to the shower like a bloody tow truck, then get sexy and then tow be back again. Can’t quite see the romance or quickie in all this lol x | |||
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"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...
Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x
You do make me chuckle.
The images in my mind right now
Haha!! Glad I can make you smile!! My job here is done!
So I need a hoist and a step for the shower.
Now to find a man... can’t be hard can it lol
Of course not...now to call my landlord..all Ads has to do is get me in a sling and ‘beep beep’ me over to the shower like a bloody tow truck, then get sexy and then tow be back again. Can’t quite see the romance or quickie in all this lol x"Stop it I’m cracking up here | |||
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"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...
Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x
You do make me chuckle.
The images in my mind right now
Haha!! Glad I can make you smile!! My job here is done!
So I need a hoist and a step for the shower.
Now to find a man... can’t be hard can it lol
Of course not...now to call my landlord..all Ads has to do is get me in a sling and ‘beep beep’ me over to the shower like a bloody tow truck, then get sexy and then tow be back again. Can’t quite see the romance or quickie in all this lol x
Stop it I’m cracking up here"Please don’t crack up too much you might wee!!! We don’t need a hoist and adult nappies all in one night!!! | |||
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"We struggle in the shower due to the massive height difference between us, usually save it for after and I'll hop up on the worktop of the unit. Our showers over the bath so him standing outside the bath remedies the height difference but can be a bit taxing on the muscles. Other ways we manage is him sitting on the edge of the bath and me riding him, or me all fours in the bath (the water is frigging cold by the time it reaches me though )"This is useful thanks! | |||
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"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...
Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x
Guys you killed me ! Knock my socks off !!!!!!
You do make me chuckle.
The images in my mind right now " | |||
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"We struggle in the shower due to the massive height difference between us, usually save it for after and I'll hop up on the worktop of the unit. Our showers over the bath so him standing outside the bath remedies the height difference but can be a bit taxing on the muscles. Other ways we manage is him sitting on the edge of the bath and me riding him, or me all fours in the bath (the water is frigging cold by the time it reaches me though )
This is useful thanks! "Aghh this thread has me laughing my arse off thank you. | |||
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"Get some platform shoes..... " I look like a baby deer trying to walk.... | |||
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"Get some platform shoes..... I look like a baby deer trying to walk.... " you'll be fine... put suckers on the bottoms so you don't slip.... | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need " A hand... | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need " A bigger shower so we can all watch | |||
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"Get some platform shoes..... I look like a baby deer trying to walk.... you'll be fine... put suckers on the bottoms so you don't slip...." This is getting less and less sexy by the minute!! Ooooooo I could use my platform trainers... although all that water will be like a tampon on the bottom and I’ll start shrinking again!!! | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand... "Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win! | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!"
Ok if we must | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!"Where do i sign up? . . | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . . "Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates... | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . . "I will bring you the paperwork  | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates..."Express delivery please | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
I will bring you the paperwork "If you could... and of course a pen too | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please "I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel "I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy "yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken. | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken. "I think you too need a cubicle of your own | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken. "Pretty sure I’m never going to call you god | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own "you trying to matchmake again lol | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol "Me? Wouldn’t dream of it | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it "Don’t buy a hat just yet | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet "I’ve got a wedding to pay for of my own lol | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet " no hats only balaclava | |||
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"Dismantle a wooden pallet and nail a wooden block to each flip flop. Put them on and you're instantly 4" higher. In a shower room, don't forget to seal them first with yacht varnish." So pallet, flip flops, yacht varnish...oh and nails! | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava "Kinky... I like Bit like the milk tray man | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man "All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower "I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x"Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x"You should jave daid..I've already got it set up... and a variety of sizes in platforms with suckers... fancy trying it? | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both "Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
You should jave daid..I've already got it set up... and a variety of sizes in platforms with suckers... fancy trying it? "Pahaha!!! | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x"who wants soggy chocolates? | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?"It’s ok we are wearing poker visors | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?"Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour "We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady! | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour "they are a nightmare to get out of the plughole when you drop them.... and trust me you'll drop them | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady! "Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour they are a nightmare to get out of the plughole when you drop them.... and trust me you'll drop them "Seriously?! It’s chocolate...there is no dropping chocolate! | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc "Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour they are a nightmare to get out of the plughole when you drop them.... and trust me you'll drop them
Seriously?! It’s chocolate...there is no dropping chocolate!"If you drop I suggest you have your back to the wall when bending over... never know who’s behind you | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down "Oh shush we have chocolate now! | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour they are a nightmare to get out of the plughole when you drop them.... and trust me you'll drop them
Seriously?! It’s chocolate...there is no dropping chocolate!
If you drop I suggest you have your back to the wall when bending over... never know who’s behind you "Good tip! | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!"Easily solved | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved "Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it "Room for a whale? | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale? "Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean " I meant small whale.... | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean I meant small whale...."Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean I meant small whale....
Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub"No I think a swimming pool at this rate | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean I meant small whale....
Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub
No I think a swimming pool at this rate"Who's sitting on my lap? | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean I meant small whale....
Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub
No I think a swimming pool at this rate
Who's sitting on my lap? "Well I’m on Ads lap | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean I meant small whale....
Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub
No I think a swimming pool at this rate
Who's sitting on my lap? "Get with it.. it’s a swimming pool | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean I meant small whale....
Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub
No I think a swimming pool at this rate
Who's sitting on my lap?
Well I’m on Ads lap "Don't leave me hanging... lol | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean I meant small whale....
Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub
No I think a swimming pool at this rate
Who's sitting on my lap?
Get with it.. it’s a swimming pool "Now there is a place I know I can have sex without the need for any help!! | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean I meant small whale....
Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub
No I think a swimming pool at this rate
Who's sitting on my lap?
Get with it.. it’s a swimming pool
Now there is a place I know I can have sex without the need for any help!!"yep heard it's fun... | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean I meant small whale....
Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub
No I think a swimming pool at this rate
Who's sitting on my lap?
Get with it.. it’s a swimming pool
Now there is a place I know I can have sex without the need for any help!!"See forget the shower, a pool is your answer. | |||
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"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need A hand...
Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!
Where do i sign up? . .
Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...
Express delivery please
I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel
I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work
God you’re so easy yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.
I think you too need a cubicle of your own you trying to matchmake again lol
Me? Wouldn’t dream of it
Don’t buy a hat just yet no hats only balaclava
Kinky... I like
Bit like the milk tray man
All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower
I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x
Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm
Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both
Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?
Me
Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour
We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!
Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc
Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down
Oh shush we have chocolate now!
Easily solved
Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it
Room for a whale?
Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean I meant small whale....
Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub
No I think a swimming pool at this rate
Who's sitting on my lap?
Get with it.. it’s a swimming pool
Now there is a place I know I can have sex without the need for any help!!
See forget the shower, a pool is your answer."I’ll go with adults when it’s adult swim...I mean that’s what it’s for right? | |||
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