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Strictly no fecking dancing, but maybe a few polar bears... Sorry Nigel, Stella and Karl off #46

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I broke the last one

Had to write the title down so I didn't forget it

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like bloody autocorrect decided to change Karloff to Karl off, but I sure as hell ain't typing all that out again just to correct it...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Is this a place that welcomes someone that hasn't posted on said thread before?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a place that welcomes someone that hasn't posted on said thread before? "

Surely does... It's how I became involved here and the regulars are really lovely too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke the last one

Had to write the title down so I didn't forget it

Morning all "

Morning minxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I broke the last one

Had to write the title down so I didn't forget it

Morning all

Morning minxy "

Morning, how's yourself today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if I've posted in this

Morning anyway

And happy New year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a place that welcomes someone that hasn't posted on said thread before? "

Hello and welcome hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke the last one

Had to write the title down so I didn't forget it

Morning all

Morning minxy

Morning, how's yourself today? "

Cant stop fecking yawning....them 2 shandy's last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if I've posted in this

Morning anyway

And happy New year "

Well if you haven't welcome to the madness jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all, I suppose I better get up and start getting the dinner prepped x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent been in here before either. Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all, I suppose I better get up and start getting the dinner prepped x "

Join the club....I'm just about to slow cooker a big joint of brisket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I havent been in here before either. Hi "

Hi rubi happy new year. ...good morning and welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all, I suppose I better get up and start getting the dinner prepped x

Join the club....I'm just about to slow cooker a big joint of brisket "

Oh nice, we’ve got turkey again. We love it. The kids will be back on beef tomorrow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just passing through... Happy New Year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just passing through... Happy New Year "

Happy new year mate.. .you'll have to slow down and have a latte one of these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning "

Evening thick heads ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning "

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me "

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Good morning everyone Its a beautiful morning here in the sunny south east, and I'm in a very good mood who would like some coffee? I've just put on a fresh brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone Its a beautiful morning here in the sunny south east, and I'm in a very good mood who would like some coffee? I've just put on a fresh brew "

Latte for me thanks play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning "

I prefer tea first thing, I know I’m awkward x

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Good morning everyone Its a beautiful morning here in the sunny south east, and I'm in a very good mood who would like some coffee? I've just put on a fresh brew

Latte for me thanks play "

[_]° latte for Mistress Coming right up!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I prefer tea first thing, I know I’m awkward x "

...and a tea for Angie too.. [_]°

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? "

Eenie... That's my real life nickname

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone Its a beautiful morning here in the sunny south east, and I'm in a very good mood who would like some coffee? I've just put on a fresh brew

Latte for me thanks play

[_]° latte for Mistress Coming right up! "

I'm gagging here play

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? "

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all xxx someone ring me in please got a 36 hr shift to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx"

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all xxx someone ring me in please got a 36 hr shift to do "

Of ffs...what time does that start?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?"

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again "

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks "
not so much of the old if you dont mind

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks "

I know, fed up feeling ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks not so much of the old if you dont mind"

Sowwy young crock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill "

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"morning all xxx someone ring me in please got a 36 hr shift to do "

Good god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all xxx someone ring me in please got a 36 hr shift to do

Good god "

Ore even Good Lord

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound "

Lucky you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound

Lucky you! "

Am I though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound

Lucky you!

Am I though"

It's always good to have a break from mucky women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound

Lucky you!

Am I though

It's always good to have a break from mucky women "

Yeah your right...still got two hands eh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound

Lucky you!

Am I though

It's always good to have a break from mucky women

Yeah your right...still got two hands eh "

Oh yes!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound

Lucky you!

Am I though

It's always good to have a break from mucky women

Yeah your right...still got two hands eh

Oh yes!.... "

That seems a very diplomatic way of agreeing with me that.. I'm a wanker

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound

Lucky you!

Am I though

It's always good to have a break from mucky women

Yeah your right...still got two hands eh

Oh yes!....

That seems a very diplomatic way of agreeing with me that.. I'm a wanker "

But..in the nicest possible way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound

Lucky you!

Am I though

It's always good to have a break from mucky women

Yeah your right...still got two hands eh

Oh yes!....

That seems a very diplomatic way of agreeing with me that.. I'm a wanker "
nothing wrong with being a wanker at least u know what turns you on and don't have high expectations of your hand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound

Lucky you!

Am I though

It's always good to have a break from mucky women

Yeah your right...still got two hands eh

Oh yes!....

That seems a very diplomatic way of agreeing with me that.. I'm a wanker

But..in the nicest possible way! "

Smooth bugger

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning

I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me

Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now?

Coq?

Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx

Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?

Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again

Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks

I know, fed up feeling ill

Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound

Lucky you!

Am I though

It's always good to have a break from mucky women

Yeah your right...still got two hands eh

Oh yes!....

That seems a very diplomatic way of agreeing with me that.. I'm a wanker

But..in the nicest possible way!

Smooth bugger "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do believe everyone on here is a wanker at some time or another

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I do believe everyone on here is a wanker at some time or another "
only if you come from newark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do believe everyone on here is a wanker at some time or another only if you come from newark"
or s cunt horpe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do believe everyone on here is a wanker at some time or another only if you come from newarkor s cunt horpe lol"

Ah so your the c**t in Scunthorpe eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I seen that polar bear ad thing today. ...quite good it was too.

Now let that be a end of the subject

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hey I seen that polar bear ad thing today. ...quite good it was too.

Now let that be a end of the subject "
see told you so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey I seen that polar bear ad thing today. ...quite good it was too.

Now let that be a end of the subject "

I have to say I like the squirrels best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey I seen that polar bear ad thing today. ...quite good it was too.

Now let that be a end of the subject see told you so "

I've a new name for you _oddy

Fecking Joe Pasquale

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Evening all.... Kettle on?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Is this a place that welcomes someone that hasn't posted on said thread before?

Hello and welcome hello "

Thank you, just popped back on.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Evening all.... Kettle on? "

Oh is that it for the booze now? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.... Kettle on? "

No but I've just filled the coffee machine

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Evening all.... Kettle on?

Oh is that it for the booze now? haha"

I'm a lightweight.... Back to work in the morning so booze is off the menu for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a place that welcomes someone that hasn't posted on said thread before?

Hello and welcome hello

Thank you, just popped back on."

And play being here didn't effect that decision eh

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Evening all.... Kettle on?

No but I've just filled the coffee machine "

Yaaayyyy!!! I'd love a latte if you've a cup to spare, please Mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.... Kettle on?

No but I've just filled the coffee machine

Yaaayyyy!!! I'd love a latte if you've a cup to spare, please Mistress "

It's on its way now....oops hang on do you want a drop of vanilla in it?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Evening all.... Kettle on?

No but I've just filled the coffee machine

Yaaayyyy!!! I'd love a latte if you've a cup to spare, please Mistress

It's on its way now....oops hang on do you want a drop of vanilla in it? "

Not tonight thank you.... Not in a very vanilla mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X"

Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In bed now... Gonna watch Mrs Brown at 10 then bed ready for work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In bed now... Gonna watch Mrs Brown at 10 then bed ready for work tomorrow "

I meant sleep ffs

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over a year ago


"Evening all.... Kettle on?

No but I've just filled the coffee machine

Yaaayyyy!!! I'd love a latte if you've a cup to spare, please Mistress

It's on its way now....oops hang on do you want a drop of vanilla in it?

Not tonight thank you.... Not in a very vanilla mood "

There you go...and that's what I like to hear

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X"

Hello and good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X"

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I blame Play and Coq for me being here...

Typical male response I'm afraid haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff.... "

Your mummy's making you bloody lazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blame Play and Coq for me being here...

Typical male response I'm afraid haha "

Stop calling me a cock

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? "

Nothing vanilla about me dahling..

Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In bed now... Gonna watch Mrs Brown at 10 then bed ready for work tomorrow

I meant sleep ffs "

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame Play and Coq for me being here...

Typical male response I'm afraid haha "

I get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Hello and good evening "

Good evening x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"I blame Play and *Coquette* for me being here...

Typical male response I'm afraid haha

Stop calling me a cock

Please "

Better?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I blame Play and Coq for me being here...

Typical male response I'm afraid haha

Stop calling me a cock

Please "

Imagine if we had a couple's profile.... We could be called CoqPlay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either?

Nothing vanilla about me dahling..

Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx"

That's my girl x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I have to admit that i'm contemplating an early night

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"I blame Play and Coq for me being here...

Typical male response I'm afraid haha

Stop calling me a cock

Please

Imagine if we had a couple's profile.... We could be called CoqPlay "

... that hadn't been lost

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff....

Your mummy's making you bloody lazy "

Back to normality tomorrow.... No more of Mammy's roast dinners I shall have to return to the wild and forage in the depths of the supermarket like a savage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either?

Nothing vanilla about me dahling..

Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx

That's my girl x"

Takes a bow... Twirls a bit...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either?

Nothing vanilla about me dahling..

Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx

That's my girl x

Takes a bow... Twirls a bit... "

Now twirl is a different chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame Play and Coq for me being here...

Typical male response I'm afraid haha

Stop calling me a cock

Please

Imagine if we had a couple's profile.... We could be called CoqPlay "

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff....

Your mummy's making you bloody lazy

Back to normality tomorrow.... No more of Mammy's roast dinners I shall have to return to the wild and forage in the depths of the supermarket like a savage... "

Hang on till 6 o clock when the yellow stickers come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either?

Nothing vanilla about me dahling..

Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx

That's my girl x

Takes a bow... Twirls a bit...

Now twirl is a different chocolate "

It's Cadburys ...yuk yuk yuk. I actually went like flakes that much... Now a ripple! That's another story.. X

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either?

Nothing vanilla about me dahling..

Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx

That's my girl x

Takes a bow... Twirls a bit...

Now twirl is a different chocolate

It's Cadburys ...yuk yuk yuk. I actually went like flakes that much... Now a ripple! That's another story.. X"

I don't mind making ripples... better than waves haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff....

Your mummy's making you bloody lazy

Back to normality tomorrow.... No more of Mammy's roast dinners I shall have to return to the wild and forage in the depths of the supermarket like a savage...

Hang on till 6 o clock when the yellow stickers come out "

Or rifle through the bins..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either?

Nothing vanilla about me dahling..

Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx

That's my girl x

Takes a bow... Twirls a bit... "

Oi now your fecking pushing it...we deffo have none of that in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either?

Nothing vanilla about me dahling..

Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx

That's my girl x

Takes a bow... Twirls a bit...

Now twirl is a different chocolate "

Oh forgot about that

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either?

Nothing vanilla about me dahling..

Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx

That's my girl x

Takes a bow... Twirls a bit...

Oi now your fecking pushing it...we deffo have none of that in here "
watches Mr hello put oil on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either?

Nothing vanilla about me dahling..

Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx

That's my girl x

Takes a bow... Twirls a bit...

Now twirl is a different chocolate

It's Cadburys ...yuk yuk yuk. I actually went like flakes that much... Now a ripple! That's another story.. X"

Ripples are great...nowhere near as messy as a flake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx"

Oi

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I blame Play and Coq for me being here...

Typical male response I'm afraid haha

Stop calling me a cock

Please

Imagine if we had a couple's profile.... We could be called CoqPlay

Ffs "

My fwb (when he was still active on the site) used to joke about us setting up a couples profile, because no matter what way we combined the elements of our names it just worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X

Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff....

Your mummy's making you bloody lazy

Back to normality tomorrow.... No more of Mammy's roast dinners I shall have to return to the wild and forage in the depths of the supermarket like a savage...

Hang on till 6 o clock when the yellow stickers come out

Or rifle through the bins.. "

I wouldn't go that far

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx"

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame Play and Coq for me being here...

Typical male response I'm afraid haha

Stop calling me a cock

Please

Imagine if we had a couple's profile.... We could be called CoqPlay

Ffs

My fwb (when he was still active on the site) used to joke about us setting up a couples profile, because no matter what way we combined the elements of our names it just worked "

Feck I feel a name change coming on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? "
horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning "

Are you still Joe?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning "

Think I'll get in your sick bed with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning

Think I'll get in your sick bed with you! "

If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning

Think I'll get in your sick bed with you!

If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs "

No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning

Think I'll get in your sick bed with you!

If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs

No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! "
Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning

Think I'll get in your sick bed with you!

If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs

No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful"

Got an appointment this week, for other stuff, so she will check it out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning

Think I'll get in your sick bed with you!

If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs

No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful

Got an appointment this week, for other stuff, so she will check it out then "

Do please _amiss if just to shut me up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning

Think I'll get in your sick bed with you!

If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs

No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful

Got an appointment this week, for other stuff, so she will check it out then

Do please _amiss if just to shut me up "

I will, sweetie. Seeing gp for blood results, this week, for all my other ailments. Think this cold is related to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning

Think I'll get in your sick bed with you!

If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs

No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful

Got an appointment this week, for other stuff, so she will check it out then

Do please _amiss if just to shut me up

I will, sweetie. Seeing gp for blood results, this week, for all my other ailments. Think this cold is related to them. "
Good. ...well I need to get off before I blow a gasket tonight....as it's been one other those nights...but heyho tomorrow's another day na night _amiss x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx

Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning

Think I'll get in your sick bed with you!

If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs

No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful

Got an appointment this week, for other stuff, so she will check it out then

Do please _amiss if just to shut me up

I will, sweetie. Seeing gp for blood results, this week, for all my other ailments. Think this cold is related to them. Good. ...well I need to get off before I blow a gasket tonight....as it's been one other those nights...but heyho tomorrow's another day na night _amiss x"

Ok, lovely, na night, see ya the morrow xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx"

I'm still bloody awake... Can't sleep

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I didn't sleep ether

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't sleep ether"

I got about 2.5 hours... Looks like I'm driving to work with the windows open

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies. "

But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies.

But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get "

Ah, thank you How are you today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon all, it’s a bit nippy today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies.

But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get

Ah, thank you How are you today? "

I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon all, it’s a bit nippy today x "

Afternoon Angie! Yes miserable day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon all, it’s a bit nippy today x "

Afternoon angie... it's not a bit here..it's fecking freezing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies.

But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get

Ah, thank you How are you today?

I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive "

Excellent news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies.

But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get

Ah, thank you How are you today?

I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive

Excellent news! "

I know...so hopefully it's goodbye to a shite year and hello to a good new one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies.

But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get

Ah, thank you How are you today?

I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive

Excellent news!

I know...so hopefully it's goodbye to a shite year and hello to a good new one "

Well, I certainly hope its a much better one for you both! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies.

But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get

Ah, thank you How are you today?

I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive

Excellent news!

I know...so hopefully it's goodbye to a shite year and hello to a good new one

Well, I certainly hope its a much better one for you both! xx"

Thanks _amiss

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies.

But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get

Ah, thank you How are you today?

I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive

Excellent news!

I know...so hopefully it's goodbye to a shite year and hello to a good new one

Well, I certainly hope its a much better one for you both! xx

Thanks _amiss "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oooooo its scary in ere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooo its scary in ere "

Voddy.....boo

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oooooo its scary in ere

Voddy.....boo "
i cant get this time machine to work ive put the milk in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooo its scary in ere

Voddy.....boo i cant get this time machine to work ive put the milk in it"

Cosmos you have the fecking latte machine ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasser night all xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside "

Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning all, still coughing and sneezing Hope everyone else is well, this breezy morning

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning sami my cough isnt so bad now x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

mistress has just had a mention on this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, still coughing and sneezing Hope everyone else is well, this breezy morning "

Aw come to the north east..no winds no bugs.....oh hang on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning sami my cough isnt so bad now x"

That's good, lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mistress has just had a mention on this morning "

Aw ffs what for now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"mistress has just had a mention on this morning "

Really, what's she done now?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all, still coughing and sneezing Hope everyone else is well, this breezy morning

Aw come to the north east..no winds no bugs.....oh hang on "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mistress has just had a mention on this morning

Really, what's she done now? "

Whatever I'm supposed to have done..I'm innocent...innocent I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"mistress has just had a mention on this morning

Really, what's she done now?

Whatever I'm supposed to have done..I'm innocent...innocent I tell ya "

Hmmmm...I'm going to watch it on plus one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all x "

Morning, lovely Angie

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"mistress has just had a mention on this morning

Really, what's she done now? "
they were on about the full moon thought the feckers bent over again doing moonies

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"mistress has just had a mention on this morning

Really, what's she done now? they were on about the full moon thought the feckers bent over again doing moonies"

Haha! Was it that supermoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x "

Morning angie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mistress has just had a mention on this morning

Really, what's she done now?

Whatever I'm supposed to have done..I'm innocent...innocent I tell ya

Hmmmm...I'm going to watch it on plus one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie "

Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mistress has just had a mention on this morning

Really, what's she done now? they were on about the full moon thought the feckers bent over again doing moonies"

Phew it could have been worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mistress has just had a mention on this morning

Really, what's she done now? they were on about the full moon thought the feckers bent over again doing moonies

Haha! Was it that supermoon? "

Oh them big red ones? I've seen a couple of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie

Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again "

You know them angie.. pack of feckers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"mistress has just had a mention on this morning

Really, what's she done now? they were on about the full moon thought the feckers bent over again doing moonies

Haha! Was it that supermoon?

Oh them big red ones? I've seen a couple of them "

Hahaha! I bet you have!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all x

Morning angie

Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again

You know them angie.. pack of feckers "

You love us really....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning all x

Morning angie

Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again

You know them angie.. pack of feckers "
keep off the gherkins strong gusts of wind forecast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie

Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again

You know them angie.. pack of feckers

You love us really.... "

I'd be lost without you winding me up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all x

Morning angie

Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again

You know them angie.. pack of feckers

You love us really....

I'd be lost without you winding me up "

Ah...group {{{hug}}}...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning angie

Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again

You know them angie.. pack of feckers

You love us really....

I'd be lost without you winding me up

Ah...group {{{hug}}}...xx"

{{{hug}}}

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all x

Morning angie

Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again

You know them angie.. pack of feckers

You love us really....

I'd be lost without you winding me up

Ah...group {{{hug}}}...xx

{{{hug}}} "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside

Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there?"

No I didn't have Brussels last night!

Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside

Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there?

No I didn't have Brussels last night!

Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x "

It's like spring up here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside

Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there?

No I didn't have Brussels last night!

Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x

It's like spring up here "

Are you saying you have no wind up yours?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside

Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there?

No I didn't have Brussels last night!

Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x

It's like spring up here

Are you saying you have no wind up yours? "
bet she's worse than Donald trump

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Actually I've just been to the shop and it's blue sky and wind is dropping .I hope play is alright as they have it pretty bad over there

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside

Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there?

No I didn't have Brussels last night!

Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x

It's like spring up here

Are you saying you have no wind up yours? bet she's worse than Donald trump"

Haha, that's all that latte stuff she drinks, I would think !

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Actually I've just been to the shop and it's blue sky and wind is dropping .I hope play is alright as they have it pretty bad over there"

Hopefully, it will quieten down for everyone

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Grrrr I'm so gonna that my neighbour not only does he use my bins he has been told about he's now out there washing 3 cars with a hose pipe water every where if it freezes ile be bloody dancing on ice before Sunday he knows daughter is on crutches fecking eejit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside

Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there?

No I didn't have Brussels last night!

Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x

It's like spring up here "

Walking back to work with a head wind and laden down with stuff from Dunelm is slightly challenging

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Grrrr I'm so gonna that my neighbour not only does he use my bins he has been told about he's now out there washing 3 cars with a hose pipe water every where if it freezes ile be bloody dancing on ice before Sunday he knows daughter is on crutches fecking eejit"

Bloody neighbours

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside

Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there?

No I didn't have Brussels last night!

Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x

It's like spring up here

Walking back to work with a head wind and laden down with stuff from Dunelm is slightly challenging "

I love dunelms always have my curtains made there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grrrr I'm so gonna that my neighbour not only does he use my bins he has been told about he's now out there washing 3 cars with a hose pipe water every where if it freezes ile be bloody dancing on ice before Sunday he knows daughter is on crutches fecking eejit"

Oi stop mentioning that shite

But you can start another thread as I'm dashing about ffs

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