FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

my muther

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

omg got my mother on the phone again. you know all the things i have told yer in the past on forum

ie

cutting the tip of her finger off while triminng her bush

describing the penis playing the piano on a cruise ship she went on

decribing how the lesbians i work with have babies and are pregnant again. and she exclaimed....oh i get yer they were artificially intimidated

well the latest is. she is doing a dummy run showing my father where to go for an appointment. the only 75 year old who gets done speeding and has to go on a course. anyhow on the dummy run she tells him to look out for the JFK on the right so he can turn. JFK he asks, no bloody JFK, she mean the KFC. ffs someone pass me a gun. think its time to send the old folks to switzerland for their jabs.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If any of that is true it's funny as hell...!

I just try and avoid my parents, it's easier!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I have a mum like that

the last little gem was about my cousin who has just told everyone hes Bisexual

according to her hes not gay just a transvestite

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

omg honey my mother is just hilarious. she would be so witty on here if i put a key board in front of her. she would shoot everyone down with the things she sez.

i bet everyone has things similar that there mother sez tho

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much now....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Yes you're right and you know what? we're gonna be just the same

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Not so much now.... "

Aawww sorry mate

But I bet you could say the same for her,she was probably full of little gems too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i think i started early. my daughter cringes with me. when she finished skool the kids wrote on everyones shirts and on hers there were some comments about me. mostly about my tits may i add

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Hahahaha

Rob told our daughter he met me when I was a stripper

She went and told her RE teacher

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

My mum asked me what you did with magnet trout peas

she meant Mange toute

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Hahahaha

Rob told our daughter he met me when I was a stripper

She went and told her RE teacher "

my lad wrote in his infant school topic on family that i was his social worker and i slept in a house in Havant with a man called eddie

i was a manager of a residential service lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahahaha

Rob told our daughter he met me when I was a stripper

She went and told her RE teacher "

oh fook that remiinds me of the first time i met my future father in law. he was a minster of his own church at the time, the happy clappy flag waving brigade. anyhow there i was having slept over at my future husbands house. we have been d*unk the nite before and he only had beer in his fridge and i had woke up with a thirst from hell. went down to get a pint of milk off the step wearing only a towel. opened the door to some strange man asking for my bf. shut the door in his face and legged it to bed. my bf went down to let him in.all well and done when the in laws are born again christians and dont believe in sex before marriage....ooophs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I have a mum like that

the last little gem was about my cousin who has just told everyone hes Bisexual

according to her hes not gay just a transvestite "

LMFAO classic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If any of that is true it's funny as hell...!

I just try and avoid my parents, it's easier!!"

actually all I say on forum believe it or not is true. If there is a thread where I do not want to be truthful on I either answer jokinly or avoid it....simple

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Shoot me if it ever happens to me but it must be something to do with 75 yr olds

Last september our daughter was getting married so dad (75) and mum decide to do a dummy run to the venue, I tells em its easy follow the signs for the dinosaur park (they are all over Norwich) on the road out towards cromer then once inside the park follow signs to the golf club - Simples! anyway the big day oomes and mum (bless her) says why don't you use yor satnav (he got hat for his birthday a couple of weeks before) so he sets it (so he thinks) but leaves it in demo mode - you guessed it they missed the wedding of their grand daughter

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

omg yeah it must be something to do with 75 yr olds. as i said my father got done speeding and now has to go on a course so he doesnt get the points on his license....again!!! whats to do with him thought they drove slow at the age.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my parents are still trying to get to grips with mobile phones. she only switches it on to make calls and then promptly switches it off afterwards to save the battery. problem is if you dont answer straight away and then go to phone her back the bloody thing is switched off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"my parents are still trying to get to grips with mobile phones. she only switches it on to make calls and then promptly switches it off afterwards to save the battery. problem is if you dont answer straight away and then go to phone her back the bloody thing is switched off"

Hey I know I spent the first 2 yrs of my life in Liverpool but didn't realise we had the same parents my mum & dad do the same thing!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my parents are still trying to get to grips with mobile phones. she only switches it on to make calls and then promptly switches it off afterwards to save the battery. problem is if you dont answer straight away and then go to phone her back the bloody thing is switched off"

My mum used to do that silly mare lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my parents are still trying to get to grips with mobile phones. she only switches it on to make calls and then promptly switches it off afterwards to save the battery. problem is if you dont answer straight away and then go to phone her back the bloody thing is switched off

Hey I know I spent the first 2 yrs of my life in Liverpool but didn't realise we had the same parents my mum & dad do the same thing!"

me and you twins....lol....i saw that film, you must be danny devito tho lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/08/09 11:22:30]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"my parents are still trying to get to grips with mobile phones. she only switches it on to make calls and then promptly switches it off afterwards to save the battery. problem is if you dont answer straight away and then go to phone her back the bloody thing is switched off

Hey I know I spent the first 2 yrs of my life in Liverpool but didn't realise we had the same parents my mum & dad do the same thing!

me and you twins....lol....i saw that film, you must be danny devito tho lol"

oi! I'll have you know I'm at least an inch taller than him

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

actually my mother is a fit old bird. her garden is backed on by many gardens. and there was one in particular that had a big tree that she was not happy about. so what did she do. she went out very late one night and with my fathers help removed the panel of the fence and then they both chopped the tree down and disposed of the evidence.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top