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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A camera for my cycle helmet, will capture the vital evidence of eejits driving like fricken maniacs on the road.

I’m creating a YouTube channel called WillyCam

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A new horse please, cos I really miss my old one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A camera for my cycle helmet, will capture the vital evidence of eejits driving like fricken maniacs on the road.

I’m creating a YouTube channel called WillyCam

Ok but I expect to see evidence of you becoming a cycling vigilante. Lots of fist shaking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A new horse please, cos I really miss my old one

Aaww I'm sorry. A new horse it is.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like? "

Wot i want carnt be bort....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some proper walking shoes. I need to walk off 5 stone of flab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlimited train travel card...plz....all the lovely fabs are up north so if I get this it will make my fab life very easy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

Wot i want carnt be bort....

It probably can but it wouldn't be genuine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some proper walking shoes. I need to walk off 5 stone of flab."

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like? "

What about you rubi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A camera for my cycle helmet, will capture the vital evidence of eejits driving like fricken maniacs on the road.

I’m creating a YouTube channel called WillyCam

Ok but I expect to see evidence of you becoming a cycling vigilante. Lots of fist shaking! "

I did break a guys nose once whilst cycling to work..... but that’s another story

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"A camera for my cycle helmet, will capture the vital evidence of eejits driving like fricken maniacs on the road.

I’m creating a YouTube channel called WillyCam

Check out cycliq... cycling specific camera built into lights.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unlimited train travel card...plz....all the lovely fabs are up north so if I get this it will make my fab life very easy.

You started off on the right track (see what I did there) but then ruined it by saying all the lovely people are up north!

No deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

What about you rubi? "

I'd like a new phone where the spell checker doesn't hate me. Id come across as much more intelligent with less typos I think.

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By *earlytylerdurdenMan
over a year ago

London

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like? "

A more comfortable cock cage please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A camera for my cycle helmet, will capture the vital evidence of eejits driving like fricken maniacs on the road.

I’m creating a YouTube channel called WillyCam

Ok but I expect to see evidence of you becoming a cycling vigilante. Lots of fist shaking!

I did break a guys nose once whilst cycling to work..... but that’s another story

Just a normal commute then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

A more comfortable cock cage please!"

The discomfort is part of the fun. No deal!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

New windows to keep out the drafts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some proper walking shoes. I need to walk off 5 stone of flab.

Done! "

Size 6.5 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New windows to keep out the drafts!"

Mastic them shut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New windows to keep out the drafts!"

I got new windows last year and the difference is definitely noticeable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please buy me no underwear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please buy me no underwear

I'm gonna buy you a camera to send me pics of your no underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New suit....interviews in January, new opportunities to explore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New suit....interviews in January, new opportunities to explore

New lucky suit for you! Fingers crossed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New suit....interviews in January, new opportunities to explore

New lucky suit for you! Fingers crossed x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car that isn't falling apart please. It would be nice to go about my daily journeys without worrying whether or not I'll make it. Thanks muchly!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A new horse please, cos I really miss my old one

Aaww I'm sorry. A new horse it is. "

Yay!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"New windows to keep out the drafts!

Mastic them shut

Well that would be cheaper than replacing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A car that isn't falling apart please. It would be nice to go about my daily journeys without worrying whether or not I'll make it. Thanks muchly!"

Definitely worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unlimited train travel card...plz....all the lovely fabs are up north so if I get this it will make my fab life very easy.

You started off on the right track (see what I did there) but then ruined it by saying all the lovely people are up north!

No deal!

It helps me to meet you when you are in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

What about you rubi?

I'd like a new phone where the spell checker doesn't hate me. Id come across as much more intelligent with less typos I think. "

Even new phone will have that problem..

You just need to train ur current phone, so it picks up the spelling soon...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unlimited train travel card...plz....all the lovely fabs are up north so if I get this it will make my fab life very easy.

You started off on the right track (see what I did there) but then ruined it by saying all the lovely people are up north!

No deal!

It helps me to meet you when you are in Scotland

Hhhhmmmm........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

What about you rubi?

I'd like a new phone where the spell checker doesn't hate me. Id come across as much more intelligent with less typos I think.

Even new phone will have that problem..

You just need to train ur current phone, so it picks up the spelling soon...

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My current phone is a dickhead and learns the things I have made a mistake on but not the words I actually use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like? "

Oriental lillies please, they make me happy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A small sofa. I don't have any suitable seating for cuddling and sex. The chaise is fine for sex but not for snuggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra walking socks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

What about you rubi?

I'd like a new phone where the spell checker doesn't hate me. Id come across as much more intelligent with less typos I think.

Even new phone will have that problem..

You just need to train ur current phone, so it picks up the spelling soon...

My current phone is a dickhead and learns the things I have made a mistake on but not the words I actually use. "

I think it's telling you that those are the words you actually use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have magic Rubi? If so, and this is a bit maudlin, but I would really love a new brain. I have a shitty nasty growing in mine and it's ruining me.

If you can't do that, then a gorgeous new playmate who will totally adore me and not be a snake will help.

Ta ever so muchly Miss

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do you have magic Rubi? If so, and this is a bit maudlin, but I would really love a new brain. I have a shitty nasty growing in mine and it's ruining me.

If you can't do that, then a gorgeous new playmate who will totally adore me and not be a snake will help.

Ta ever so muchly Miss

Dana, I'm so sorry to read that. We need a charitable campaign to find you gorgeous new playmates to adore you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like? "

Re-felting garage roof.!

Ben up there, patching with tar to keep the rain out.

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Hello Rubi

Well as I don’t want anything

I will give you my present, so as none of these tight lot have offered

A new phone on its way to you beautiful Rubi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

Oriental lillies please, they make me happy

Aaww so pretty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A small sofa. I don't have any suitable seating for cuddling and sex. The chaise is fine for sex but not for snuggling.

Oh you definitely need one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

build on my fitness progress new pic up if anyone want to gander lost abit of weight and arms look and feel bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have magic Rubi? If so, and this is a bit maudlin, but I would really love a new brain. I have a shitty nasty growing in mine and it's ruining me.

If you can't do that, then a gorgeous new playmate who will totally adore me and not be a snake will help.

Ta ever so muchly Miss

Im so sorry to hear that Dana. If I could do magic youd be top of my list!

I will start interviewing for playmates right away x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New car parts please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

Re-felting garage roof.!

Ben up there, patching with tar to keep the rain out.

Done! Cant have you climbing up there in case you fall!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Rubi

Well as I don’t want anything

I will give you my present, so as none of these tight lot have offered

A new phone on its way to you beautiful Rubi

Thank you so much xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"build on my fitness progress new pic up if anyone want to gander lost abit of weight and arms look and feel bigger "

I'll give you a workout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New car parts please

Any specific parts?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Do you have magic Rubi? If so, and this is a bit maudlin, but I would really love a new brain. I have a shitty nasty growing in mine and it's ruining me.

If you can't do that, then a gorgeous new playmate who will totally adore me and not be a snake will help.

Ta ever so muchly Miss

Bless you beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"build on my fitness progress new pic up if anyone want to gander lost abit of weight and arms look and feel bigger

I'll give you a workout

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bring it on you always tease me on here going to be blunt you and me in bed 2018

grr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New car parts please

Any specific parts? "

Yeah skyline gtr fuel lines please

ohh and a back tyre lol

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"Hello Rubi

Well as I don’t want anything

I will give you my present, so as none of these tight lot have offered

A new phone on its way to you beautiful Rubi

Thank you so much xxx"

My pleasure Rubi

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"build on my fitness progress new pic up if anyone want to gander lost abit of weight and arms look and feel bigger

I'll give you a workout

bring it on you always tease me on here going to be blunt you and me in bed 2018

grr"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A small sofa. I don't have any suitable seating for cuddling and sex. The chaise is fine for sex but not for snuggling.

Oh you definitely need one! "

Thank you. Choices made when I was celibate have limited what has been possible in the last seven years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New car parts please

Any specific parts?

Yeah skyline gtr fuel lines please

ohh and a back tyre lol "
im pretending i know what those are. Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"build on my fitness progress new pic up if anyone want to gander lost abit of weight and arms look and feel bigger

I'll give you a workout

bring it on you always tease me on here going to be blunt you and me in bed 2018

grr

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will have to wait till October to pm unless you want to make the first move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like? "

Breakfast in bed....wheyhey... Al get mi coat

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A breast reduction the back ache is killing me. I've lost about 2 stone but my boobs have stayed the same size.

I just want some pretty underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A house so i can get off the rental market

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

Breakfast in bed....wheyhey... Al get mi coat

What would you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A breast reduction the back ache is killing me. I've lost about 2 stone but my boobs have stayed the same size.

I just want some pretty underwear

Aw all ladies need pretty underwear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A house so i can get off the rental market

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A house so i can get off the rental market

Done! "

Thankyou kindly mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

Breakfast in bed....wheyhey... Al get mi coat

What would you like

Well it doesn't look like you've got fried eggs!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you something new if you convince me it's going to improve your life.

What would you like?

Breakfast in bed....wheyhey... Al get mi coat

What would you like

Well it doesn't look like you've got fried eggs!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some extra Spanish lessons.

My new lady would be very impressed

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Dash cam to show cyclists riding like dicks....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some extra Spanish lessons.

My new lady would be very impressed

Always good to impress the ladies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dash cam to show cyclists riding like dicks....

Its only fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overfinch supersport

You buy me that and I’ll give you my svr

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Spanish boots of spanish leather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superb speaker system for my house as taking my mobile phone around with me whilst I listen to music is a royal pain in the a**

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Superb speaker system for my house as taking my mobile phone around with me whilst I listen to music is a royal pain in the a**

Funny you should say that, I was just idly wasting time the other day pondering the same. Sonos are good but so obvious, and dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head please. Full of cold, had it all over Christmas and I'd like to start the new year being able to give a blow job and breath through my nose

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