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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, it's been a while since there was a thread on this, so:

I'm grabbing my Telecaster and claiming the post of rhythm guitar.

Now all we need is a singer, lead guitarist, bassist, keyboard player and drummer. Can we get a brass section together.

So come on fellow musical fabbers, claim your place in the fab band

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Can I be a backing singer please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll man the triangle

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ok, it's been a while since there was a thread on this, so:

I'm grabbing my Telecaster and claiming the post of rhythm guitar.

Now all we need is a singer, lead guitarist, bassist, keyboard player and drummer. Can we get a brass section together.

So come on fellow musical fabbers, claim your place in the fab band"

Can I be one of those gyrating backing singers please.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Pink oboe for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, it's been a while since there was a thread on this, so:

I'm grabbing my Telecaster and claiming the post of rhythm guitar.

Now all we need is a singer, lead guitarist, bassist, keyboard player and drummer. Can we get a brass section together.

So come on fellow musical fabbers, claim your place in the fab band

Can I be one of those gyrating backing singers please. "

Oh yes, a bit of sex appeal (cause it ain't going to come from me!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pink oboe for me "

There's always one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be a backing singer please? "

Get gyrating with Frisky Mare

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"Pink oboe for me "

Change that backing singer and dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lead here if required...happy to attend audition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach on drums with Highland fling! Can I sing too please? I'm all about the enthusiasm (nice way of saying I can't sing!)

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right we have a lead singer (who claims they can't sing), lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist and drummer.

Come on bass and keyboard players!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right we have a lead singer (who claims they can't sing), lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist and drummer.

Come on bass and keyboard players!"

I’ll be your keyboard player because I know how to play your keys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could make the oboe joke to that, but we've already had it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Can I do stage make up?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll sing. Can I have a tambourine too please? And floaty ribbons and such on my mic stand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll sing. Can I have a tambourine too please? And floaty ribbons and such on my mic stand? "

Stevie Nicks tribute? Sounds a plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good rodie. Rodie's get chicks don't they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll sing. Can I have a tambourine too please? And floaty ribbons and such on my mic stand? "

Well we already have a volunteer for singer, but if you're going Stevie Nicks then we might as well go the full Fleetwood Man and get her to be Christine McVie (we'll have to get her to play keyboards for the full effect though)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll sing. Can I have a tambourine too please? And floaty ribbons and such on my mic stand?

Well we already have a volunteer for singer, but if you're going Stevie Nicks then we might as well go the full Fleetwood Man and get her to be Christine McVie (we'll have to get her to play keyboards for the full effect though)"

That sounds perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll discourage you from developing the accompanying c*caine habit. Singers on that stuff are a pain to work with (and yes I do speak from experience!!)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I'm a good rodie. Rodie's get chicks don't they? "

Are you stronger than you look amps are quite heavy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play guitar and sing but it sounds like you’re sorted on both fronts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I play guitar and sing but it sounds like you’re sorted on both fronts"

Manager? Someone's got to get us the gigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be Bez?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play guitar and sing but it sounds like you’re sorted on both fronts

Manager? Someone's got to get us the gigs"

I’m useless at that, that’s why I ended up in Cloud Cuckoo Land. I’ll go play with myself instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a good rodie. Rodie's get chicks don't they? "

You'll need to grow a big beard and get some more tattoo's, oh and swear ffs, then come to my dressing room and snort sherbert off my tits....OK?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I play guitar and sing but it sounds like you’re sorted on both fronts

Manager? Someone's got to get us the gigs

I’m useless at that, that’s why I ended up in Cloud Cuckoo Land. I’ll go play with myself instead "

Off to play on the old banjo string, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i be Bez?"

No, far too talented...you could be one of the girls from Hawkwind in the 70s though (Google it)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i be Bez?"

Only if you can prove you have no musical ability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a good rodie. Rodie's get chicks don't they?

You'll need to grow a big beard and get some more tattoo's, oh and swear ffs, then come to my dressing room and snort sherbert off my tits....OK?

Peach x"

My New Years resolutions right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bass player!

I have also had no meets, which proves I'm a bass player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about to have a shave but if I leave it one more day I can bring my triangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i be Bez?

Only if you can prove you have no musical ability "

Damn.

Wait a minute-Bez shakes maracas! I can use my skills there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i be Bez?

No, far too talented...you could be one of the girls from Hawkwind in the 70s though (Google it) "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was about to have a shave but if I leave it one more day I can bring my triangle "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a bass player!

I have also had no meets, which proves I'm a bass player "

Bass players are the dark horses of the band, quiet but keeping many a dirty secret.

(Yes, I have been a bass player in bands in the past )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play guitar and sing but it sounds like you’re sorted on both fronts

Manager? Someone's got to get us the gigs

I’m useless at that, that’s why I ended up in Cloud Cuckoo Land. I’ll go play with myself instead

Off to play on the old banjo string, eh? "

Nah that snapped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach if you sit on my knee, I’ll do the feet and Guide your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a bass player!

I have also had no meets, which proves I'm a bass player

Bass players are the dark horses of the band, quiet but keeping many a dirty secret.

(Yes, I have been a bass player in bands in the past )"

Ah you understand the true value of a bass player. Keeps the rhythm section in check, balances the ego of the lead guitarist, and is constantly supplied beer in exchange for silence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Which reminds of the joke:

How do get a lead guitarist to turn down?

Ask them to buy a round

(I have also been a lead guitarist in my time )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be the female Glenn Gregory if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soprano 1 here

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Sexy drums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be backup on drums if needed

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Damn... Bez has been claimed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do security if needwd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can do keys and backing vocals

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And with that, we have a complete lineup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone do snacks yet? I can be the snacks guy

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Oh sorry I was to late

I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will be the female Glenn Gregory if you like "

I hope you have more hair than Glenn does these days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh sorry I was to late

I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience

Xxxx"

Actually looking back, we don't have a bass player, you're in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not musical at all I'll be the crowd or in it at least .....good music only though or I'm outta there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh sorry I was to late

I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience

Xxxx

Actually looking back, we don't have a bass player, you're in!"

Don't we?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

If I’m in and play8ng bass then 8 need to know what sort of music you fancy playing

I still have the guitar and the rock hair....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm evicted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a mean air bass guitar. I don’t suppose that counts.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

I can play with my ding a ling ling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh sorry I was to late

I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience

Xxxx

Actually looking back, we don't have a bass player, you're in!"

So infrequentdalliance who was bass player got elbowed out for what reason as he put in his name as bass player

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a ukelele and can play the rubbish bin TomTom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring my Variax, and play the bass parts when you keep replacing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring my Variax, and play the bass parts when you keep replacing them "

Lol seems that could happen a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh sorry I was to late

I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience

Xxxx

Actually looking back, we don't have a bass player, you're in!

So infrequentdalliance who was bass player got elbowed out for what reason as he put in his name as bass player "

No tits...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a terrible manager, can't even keep track of who's in the band!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy drums "

You looking to join the rhythm section too?

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Drums, percussion, bass guitar or trombone here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drums, percussion, bass guitar or trombone here. "

That's the start of the brass section then. Come on trumpeters and saxophonists, get your instruments out and have a play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be the female Glenn Gregory if you like

I hope you have more hair than Glenn does these days!"

Marginally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh sorry I was to late

I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience

Xxxx

Actually looking back, we don't have a bass player, you're in!

So infrequentdalliance who was bass player got elbowed out for what reason as he put in his name as bass player

No tits..."

Maybe not but you have a great arse

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"I can play with my ding a ling ling lol"

Hahaha - you’d have a lot of those from fab - the wankers rhythm section - slow, slow, quick, quick, slow ( a bit of tango rhythm there).

As lead singer is gone (in my guise as 2Tone the karaoke singer), I could bring a friend and demo a bit of ballroom or latin (cha cha cha or tango works quite well for lots of songs).

2Tone aka Twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's the sexy dancers sorted then

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"That's the sexy dancers sorted then "

Well, and in the spirit of this thread, wouldn’t quite go as far as sexy...dadd dancing maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any need of a percussionist a la Slipknot? It's basically hitting a beer barrel with a baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I, too, am a Tele kinda gurl, though if I'm going to play lead, I'll need my Les Paul. Have also fronted a band and gigged on bass. Will dep for beer.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Sexy drums

You looking to join the rhythm section too? "

Oh yes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe we should rename the rhythm section to the rhythm method

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a set list yet?

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"Maybe we should rename the rhythm section to the rhythm method"

Nah, they’d be really unreliable

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