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By *earlytylerdurden OP Man
over a year ago

London

Never post when you're d*unk! Tell you what I have hadd a proper fabs fest these last few days

chatted to some.lobel Lon lovely people made some new friends hapy new year to all love you all x especially you lovely tall.lady hopefully we will stay im touch peace to all xxxx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

...and I LOVE you all!!!

(I have a bottle of JD!

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By *earlytylerdurden OP Man
over a year ago

London

I'm coming round to yours!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm coming round to yours!

I may pass out before you get here lol!

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By *earlytylerdurden OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm coming round to yours!

I may pass out before you get here lol!

Then I will carry you to bed and sing you a lullaby then pass out next you!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm coming round to yours!

I may pass out before you get here lol!

Then I will carry you to bed and sing you a lullaby then pass out next you!"

Haha, I'm emailing you an application form, you sound like a keeper!!

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By *earlytylerdurden OP Man
over a year ago

London

I'm a dru ken fool!! But I'll luv ya forever!! Xxx

to.the north pole now Rudolph!!! Our work here is done x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm a dru ken fool!! But I'll luv ya forever!! Xxx

to.the north pole now Rudolph!!! Our work here is done x"

Sigh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're braver than me OP. If I'm pissed, I don't come near fab or the forums

Happy New year to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not! "

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

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By *earlytylerdurden OP Man
over a year ago

London

Bless you you're too kind sadly I'm not brave just very stoopid...! Probly rgret it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you haven’t bought a fucking ed sheeran mask for your nephew for your impending wedding...so glad it was only £3.50!! Boxing Day nightmare drinking session!!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

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its shit

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over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

its shit

I'm coming over to wash your mouth out with soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

its shit

I'm coming over to wash your mouth out with soap

"
not hand soap .......nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

its shit

I'm coming over to wash your mouth out with soap

not hand soap .......nooooooooooo

Then take it back

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over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP's gone quiet, has he fallen asleep or gone to top his glass up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Deal! Yeah i do drink like a girl to be fair. Im surprised i havent been gossiping to my 'sisters' on the phone yet

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"OP's gone quiet, has he fallen asleep or gone to top his glass up

Or is otherwise engaged. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

its shit

I'm coming over to wash your mouth out with soap

not hand soap .......nooooooooooo

Then take it back

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I cant I just can't ........soap me if you must

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over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys"

I'm after more than your heart dear

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over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Deal! Yeah i do drink like a girl to be fair. Im surprised i havent been gossiping to my 'sisters' on the phone yet

There's still time haha. Or you could just gossip to me.... Hope it's juicy

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over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys"
so do i but you can only have three tops

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By *earlytylerdurden OP Man
over a year ago

London

"OP's gone quiet, has he fallen asleep or gone to top his glass up

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still here! But eyelids drooping...plus netflx calling...and another peroni

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over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Deal! Yeah i do drink like a girl to be fair. Im surprised i havent been gossiping to my 'sisters' on the phone yet

There's still time haha. Or you could just gossip to me.... Hope it's juicy

I like your idea better! Oh you wouldnt believe it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

I'm after more than your heart dear

Bring it on!! I'm in bed, bring me yourself and your Baileys and we can gossip on the phone to the man (I've forgotten his name) who drinks Tia Maria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP's gone quiet, has he fallen asleep or gone to top his glass up

still here! But eyelids drooping...plus netflx calling...and another peroni"

I thought that said pepperoni for far too long. Thats not good

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over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

I'm after more than your heart dear

Bring it on!! I'm in bed, bring me yourself and your Baileys and we can gossip on the phone to the man (I've forgotten his name) who drinks Tia Maria

I cant think of a logical response to that without knowing which half is writing. Or it could be the tia maria. Either way, damn you!!!

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By *earlytylerdurden OP Man
over a year ago

London

"OP's gone quiet, has he fallen asleep or gone to top his glass up

still here! But eyelids drooping...plus netflx calling...and another peroni

I thought that said pepperoni for far too long. Thats not good"

Pepperoni...now there's a thought!! : )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

I'm after more than your heart dear

Bring it on!! I'm in bed, bring me yourself and your Baileys and we can gossip on the phone to the man (I've forgotten his name) who drinks Tia Maria

Couldn't we bring Oliver along too and make a night of it?... Extra alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP's gone quiet, has he fallen asleep or gone to top his glass up

still here! But eyelids drooping...plus netflx calling...and another peroni

I thought that said pepperoni for far too long. Thats not good

Pepperoni...now there's a thought!! : ) "

Actually thats not a bad idea... I have eaten a box of thorntons quite recently though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Deal! Yeah i do drink like a girl to be fair. Im surprised i havent been gossiping to my 'sisters' on the phone yet

There's still time haha. Or you could just gossip to me.... Hope it's juicy

I like your idea better! Oh you wouldnt believe it!

Oooh really? Pinky swear I won't repeat a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

I'm after more than your heart dear

Bring it on!! I'm in bed, bring me yourself and your Baileys and we can gossip on the phone to the man (I've forgotten his name) who drinks Tia Maria

Couldn't we bring Oliver along too and make a night of it?... Extra alcohol

I'll move over to make room

Angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

I'm after more than your heart dear

Bring it on!! I'm in bed, bring me yourself and your Baileys and we can gossip on the phone to the man (I've forgotten his name) who drinks Tia Maria

Couldn't we bring Oliver along too and make a night of it?... Extra alcohol

Ill bring the pepperoni stick!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP's gone quiet, has he fallen asleep or gone to top his glass up

still here! But eyelids drooping...plus netflx calling...and another peroni

I thought that said pepperoni for far too long. Thats not good

Pepperoni...now there's a thought!! : ) "

On pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

I'm after more than your heart dear

Bring it on!! I'm in bed, bring me yourself and your Baileys and we can gossip on the phone to the man (I've forgotten his name) who drinks Tia Maria

Couldn't we bring Oliver along too and make a night of it?... Extra alcohol

Ill bring the pepperoni stick!!!

Leave the pepperoni at home mister !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

I'm after more than your heart dear

Bring it on!! I'm in bed, bring me yourself and your Baileys and we can gossip on the phone to the man (I've forgotten his name) who drinks Tia Maria

Couldn't we bring Oliver along too and make a night of it?... Extra alcohol

Ill bring the pepperoni stick!!!

Just enough to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

I'm after more than your heart dear

Bring it on!! I'm in bed, bring me yourself and your Baileys and we can gossip on the phone to the man (I've forgotten his name) who drinks Tia Maria

Couldn't we bring Oliver along too and make a night of it?... Extra alcohol

I'll move over to make room

Angel "

Don't move over too far. I like to snuggle

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over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

I'm after more than your heart dear

Bring it on!! I'm in bed, bring me yourself and your Baileys and we can gossip on the phone to the man (I've forgotten his name) who drinks Tia Maria

Couldn't we bring Oliver along too and make a night of it?... Extra alcohol

Ill bring the pepperoni stick!!!

Leave the pepperoni at home mister !

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Deal! Yeah i do drink like a girl to be fair. Im surprised i havent been gossiping to my 'sisters' on the phone yet

There's still time haha. Or you could just gossip to me.... Hope it's juicy

I like your idea better! Oh you wouldnt believe it!

Oooh really? Pinky swear I won't repeat a word

That's the spirit! Im taking pinky as a euphemism by the way

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over a year ago

"Ive been drinking tia maria all night. Dont even like the shit, but it was a gift so i thought why not!

Tia Maria is lovely! Sacrilege to call it shit!

I'll trade you for whatever you have! This is half empty though. Its a bit of a crap deal if im honest

I have Baileys.... I feel there's a girly theme here

Girl after my own heart, love Baileys

I'm after more than your heart dear

Bring it on!! I'm in bed, bring me yourself and your Baileys and we can gossip on the phone to the man (I've forgotten his name) who drinks Tia Maria

Couldn't we bring Oliver along too and make a night of it?... Extra alcohol

Ill bring the pepperoni stick!!!

Just enough to share

Im sure theres plenty to go around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's OP, I was hoping he would bring pepperoni pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's OP, I was hoping he would bring pepperoni pizza

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stuffed crust?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's OP, I was hoping he would bring pepperoni pizza

stuffed crust?

Has to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's OP, I was hoping he would bring pepperoni pizza

stuffed crust?

Has to be

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mm mmm let's get a sharer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pepperoni is the work of the devil.... Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pepperoni is the work of the devil.... Just saying

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its a risk worth taking calzone even mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pepperoni is the work of the devil.... Just saying

And i thought you were the dark angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pepperoni is the work of the devil.... Just saying

And i thought you were the dark angel

Ummmm

..... Pepperoni is the work of God!

.... better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pepperoni is the work of the devil.... Just saying

And i thought you were the dark angel

Ummmm

..... Pepperoni is the work of God!

.... better?

Much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP still not turned up with pizza, maybe he's sleeping off his hangover

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By *earlytylerdurden OP Man
over a year ago

London

"OP still not turned up with pizza, maybe he's sleeping off his hangover

He he! Actually head wasn't too bad this morning! And am on it now!

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By *earlytylerdurden OP Man
over a year ago

London

That was supposed to say back on it!! Couple of cans of lager and a glass of red warming me up nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a lot of JD over the past couple of months I'm sick of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP still not turned up with pizza, maybe he's sleeping off his hangover

He he! Actually head wasn't too bad this morning! And am on it now!

Lucky bastard. Im a tad fragile today. Cant be arsed to get ready and go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was supposed to say back on it!! Couple of cans of lager and a glass of red warming me up nicely

Hardcore

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