FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck em!

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It’s my go to phrase in times of exasperation.

Fortunately I work in a testosterone laden environment where descriptive phrases of this nature are perfectly acceptable

What’s your go to phrase?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Shit happens.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Fuck it in a bucket", or occasionally the more genteel "buggeration across the nation".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only really swear at my dogs and it's usually "Get out from under my bloody/fucking feet, will you"

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

i have many..

fuck my old boots...

and yer horse you came in on..

fuck me sideways...

bugger me blind (gotta be careful where you say that one!)...

and in total exasperation... CUNT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOLLOCKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fucks sake or shi-ite.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

They all have their own sweet charms.

Buggeration across the nation sounds more like a pirate radio station aimed at the swinging community. Imagine Tim Westwood shouting it out from behind the decks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s my go to phrase in times of exasperation.

Fortunately I work in a testosterone laden environment where descriptive phrases of this nature are perfectly acceptable

What’s your go to phrase?"
oh well

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"They all have their own sweet charms.

Buggeration across the nation sounds more like a pirate radio station aimed at the swinging community. Imagine Tim Westwood shouting it out from behind the decks"

Oh that med me laugh! Thank you x

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

'Challenging'

'Complex operating environment'

'Never better'

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Gosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stone the crows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugs ma jugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it why not" I use on a daily basis. Most of my nights out are because of this phrase x

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Who the fuck has taken my.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For fucks sake"

Or when the lads have taken it too far

"Get out my office or you will have no bollocks left soon.."

I work as a rugby physio

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Fuck this shit' is my go to phrase. It comes out aloud unless my little people are around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck has taken my......."
virginityyyyyyyyyy

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Cunts alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Cunts alive!

Mine is!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

" Cunts alive!

Mine is!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Cunts alive!

Mine is!"

Mmmm sounds good

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Knob jockey is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock womble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For feck sake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well fuck me with a big stick !! Don't ask me why it's just stuck over the years

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fuck me sideways was one I haven’t heard for years

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I find myself saying

"what is wrong with these people?" more and more.

Also just plain old "fuck!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs.

And if someone is being annoying my ever faithful "who the fuck put 50p in the dickhead"

Also "that fair rustles my jimmies"

"Slow ya roll" and "calm your tits"

Of course the latter has the opposite effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez Louise.....in front of the children

Otherwise it's 'for fucks sake'

Or just a simple 'really?!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God damn mutha fucka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh, bugger!" Because you never know if the customer is within earshot.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Actually mine is ‘Piddly wig’!

I made a supreme effort to stop swearing when I had kids (didn’t want to be a hypocrite) and so came up with that as a swearing alternative.

However - now my kids are teens and come out with language that would make many fabbers blush - here I am still saying ‘Piddly wig’!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Fucking cunt

Knobhead

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't as a rule swear ,I can in anger but don't often get angry so its a rare thing for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Oh my goodness,what an unfortunate occurrence'.

Would probably get me into a lot less trouble than what I really say.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I tend to say mother fucker a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck pig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been introduced to a new one.

Good Lord

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

dumfries-ish

For fuck sake. Fuck off ya bastard. When I go off on one and cant stop myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeeezus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs!

I’m losing the will!!

Kiss my lily white ass!!

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Fuck me daddy Womble...when pleasantly surprised

Fucking arse wipe...when someone's been a dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When im exasperated or fed up my phrase is 'Fuck 'em all'

When someone is getting on my nerves i give them a bit of Achmed the dead terrorist, 'SILENCE! I kill you!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A nice good old fashioned BOLLOCKS! when something goes wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ on a bike, though i'm pretty sure they didn't have bicycles in them days so i've no idea where it comes from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too many to mention

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Referring to someone as a “cunt on a stick”

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"It’s my go to phrase in times of exasperation.

Fortunately I work in a testosterone laden environment where descriptive phrases of this nature are perfectly acceptable

What’s your go to phrase?"

I have a fridge magnet of a panda and it says 'Pandas. Fuck 'em!'

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Fucking numb nuts.....usually dispatched several times on any car journey at the moment.

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Hers "cock off"

His "jeezo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a blasphemy!! Im upper class see butt

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Me being a Yorkshire lass, mine is:-

Chuffing hell

You know what it means unless you’re a southerner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck a duck

Fucka fucka do da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Give me strength ‘

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock off is my word today.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I've not got time for this shit

Fucktard

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"BOLLOCKS

I’m a bollocks kinda girl too! Love it... it rolls off of the tongue x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're having a bubble or good old fashioned BOLLOX.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless them?? No fuck them all they don’t care

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

FECK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oopsie daisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse biscuits if I'm being polite...

... or fuck off you you cunty mccuntchops if I'm being a tad less so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens

Stone the flamin crows

It is what it is

For fuck sakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck shit and wank

Seems to cover most scenarios!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goest & Fucketh Thyself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My go to phrase at the moment is "Twunt"

When the individual insults of twat and cunt just do not do justice to the levels of dumb fuckery your surounded by

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