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"Am enjoying it need a little help with food tho x" I’ll gently prod one of our experts to come and advise you. | |||
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"Careful lol with those nips watch u dont get joggers nipple " Thank you for your concern. So selfless. | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? " You so can. Feel free to post encouragement. | |||
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"I’ve downlosded the app - does a treadmill count?" Definitely. Providing you’re running on it that’s fine. | |||
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"Great idea, I've been a runner for 40 years and still enjoy it." Thanks for your support. | |||
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"This sounds fun, not sure it will be, I couldn't run for a bus, but I'll download the app and walk the dog, if I run I'd collapse and get black eyes " That’s fine. A couple of people are doing fast-walking when the app says run. It’s all good exercise. | |||
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"Sign me up MrsT!! I’ve even got new running shoes " Why Polarbear73, how lovely to see you! I’ll add you to my list. | |||
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"I’ve downlosded the app - does a treadmill count? Definitely. Providing you’re running on it that’s fine. " Fab count me in | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? You so can. Feel free to post encouragement. " I shall write a cheer | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? " Will you be wearing a cheerleaders outfit? | |||
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"Am enjoying it need a little help with food tho x I’ll gently prod one of our experts to come and advise you. " Hello Mr.BigCock, what seems to be the issue with food? x Twat | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? Will you be wearing a cheerleaders outfit?" Would you like me to? | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? Will you be wearing a cheerleaders outfit? Would you like me to? " It would help | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? Will you be wearing a cheerleaders outfit? Would you like me to? It would help " Ok. Searches internet for appropriate attire. | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? Will you be wearing a cheerleaders outfit? Would you like me to? It would help Ok. Searches internet for appropriate attire. " Pics of our affiliation to the FCRC (or whatever it is?)...might post one of me in my trainers before the first outing on Jan 1st...hope it gets past admin though...would it help if we called ourselves foot fetishists? | |||
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"Hi everyone It's just a couple of days until the official launch of the Fab Crap Runners' Club. I'll post a thread called Fab Crap Runners' Club Week One on 1st Jan. If you're unsure what it's all about, the old thread explains (linked to below) but, in short, from 1st January, we're all going work through the Couch to 5k which is a nine-week running programme for absolute beginners, available on various free phone apps (I'm using Get Running). We're all expecting to be utterly crap at it but we're doing it anyway - yay us! Old thread: https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/711745 New members are still very welcome - post on this thread and I'll add you to the list. . . . WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE THE WONDERFUL, THE GORGEOUS, THE COURAGEOUS, THE POSSIBLY-DELUDED, FAB CRAP RUNNERS' CLUB MEMBERS!!!!!!!: 69!gent - Cambridge M Adam1971 - Bedford M - got new trainers so ready to go! Angiebu - Cannock Couple - running normally hurts. Angiechesh - Crewe F - Previously downloaded the app but has not started it bigcock 92 - Kidderminster M - Already started week one BigJandTheBlonde - Horley Couple - Loves the gym but going on holiday with this running app Bitch_and_Twat - wants to get back in shape BlkDomWhtSubBiCple - F Blue Narwhal - M - Needs to get running again Blue Wonder - Sale M Blue_Mickey - M - Needs a crowbar to get off the sofa! bobtheredelephant - Long Eaton M - It been months since he last ran DaisyDD - Kendal F - Needs to get back into shape Evie - Evesham F - Restarting running for first time since August FallenMadonna - Maidstone Firestorm 500 - Coventry Couple For Your Eyes Only! - Preston F - Started previously but stopped at week seven due to eye infection. Frank n Betty - Spencerville F - Feels very unfit. Practising in Scotland. Fred_n_Ginger30 - South Glos F - Has put on weight. Hated cross country at school. friskynrisky - Essex Couple - Will start after finishing Toblerone! Granny-Crumpet - Merseyside F - has a dodgy knee and may need CPR! Hettsmanson - Stevenage M - Wants to change current routine jackspop - Gosport M kinkymishief - Manchester F - Wants to get fit and lose weight Lets go on a adventure - Harrow M - Needs to get fit again Lookingforlust - Peterborough M - Treadmill LoubyLover - East Yorks F - Was thinking of doing this so the thread is ideal lucylockett1966 - Thornaby F - Get fit for the new me. Can't run at all! Makenchi - Ashvale M - Get back on form! Merry_KissMac - Berkshire F - Need to move more Messagethisbloke - Reading M - Doing this and Dry January Micky-disco - Oxford M - Would like to do a run for Alzheimer's for his mum who is ill Miles Away Girl - F - Can't even run around the sofa Miss Innocent - Reading F - Prefers swimming but the local pool is rubbish missdoris- London F - Is doing this and the gym Morpork Watch - Worcester M - Feeling unfit. MrsTrellis - East Anglia F - started this club in a moment of madness! nandtfunfunfun - Luton Couple - Previously got to Week 4. Has a dog who will come along. Nick007 - Sandy M - Done Couch to 5k before - would love to help. northerndels1000 - Leeds F - Never run in her life. Doing coast to coast next year. Oleyxxx - Southampton/London - M Redangel_2013 - Southend F - Aiming for a marathon SantaandtheGeekyElf - Couple - Wants to walk to work signorina Chester - F - went to mini-triathlon training just once! Smallcock43 - Blackpool M sparkies - M StaceyRox - Aberdeen F - Holiday food has gone to her hips SteelHeels - F - Will be doing walking and fast-walking rather than running Tightbuttloose - M - Needs motivation to go running whiskygirl - Belfast - F . . . PEOPLE WHO POSTED ON THE ORIGINAL THREAD BUT I'M NOT SURE IF THEY'RE PLANNING TO RUN (PLEASE LET ME KNOW): Autumn76 - Midlands F - Thinking about it HarryJones1975 - Ely M Licketysplits - F pat-mustard - Suffolk M Rachel London - Uxbridge TV - Wants local friends to run with. Already runs TheGent247 - Mumbles M . . . EXPERIENCED RUNNERS WHO ARE HAPPY TO ADVISE NEWBIES: Bitch_and_Twat - Bedford M - run several marathons but out of practice Man-monkey - Malvern M . . . GOOD LUCK MESSAGES GRATEFULLY RECEIVED FROM OUR CROWD OF CHEERING SUPPORTERS: Bike Monkey blackbird1000 Erect-Jim Jayc1290 jdhandy29 Lady Lick Leo Liaisons littlebeaver Oral-wan Kenobi Serendipity . . . So look out for the Week One thread which is coming soon. Much love and Happy New Year to our fellow new runners. 2018 is our year to get fitter. From MrsTrellis and Adam1971" It’s like watching the credits at the end of a Marvel movie! | |||
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"Hi everyone It's just a couple of days until the official launch of the Fab Crap Runners' Club. I'll post a thread called Fab Crap Runners' Club Week One on 1st Jan. If you're unsure what it's all about, the old thread explains (linked to below) but, in short, from 1st January, we're all going work through the Couch to 5k which is a nine-week running programme for absolute beginners, available on various free phone apps (I'm using Get Running). We're all expecting to be utterly crap at it but we're doing it anyway - yay us! Old thread: https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/711745 New members are still very welcome - post on this thread and I'll add you to the list. . . . WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE THE WONDERFUL, THE GORGEOUS, THE COURAGEOUS, THE POSSIBLY-DELUDED, FAB CRAP RUNNERS' CLUB MEMBERS!!!!!!!: 69!gent - Cambridge M Adam1971 - Bedford M - got new trainers so ready to go! Angiebu - Cannock Couple - running normally hurts. Angiechesh - Crewe F - Previously downloaded the app but has not started it bigcock 92 - Kidderminster M - Already started week one BigJandTheBlonde - Horley Couple - Loves the gym but going on holiday with this running app Bitch_and_Twat - wants to get back in shape BlkDomWhtSubBiCple - F Blue Narwhal - M - Needs to get running again Blue Wonder - Sale M Blue_Mickey - M - Needs a crowbar to get off the sofa! bobtheredelephant - Long Eaton M - It been months since he last ran DaisyDD - Kendal F - Needs to get back into shape Evie - Evesham F - Restarting running for first time since August FallenMadonna - Maidstone Firestorm 500 - Coventry Couple For Your Eyes Only! - Preston F - Started previously but stopped at week seven due to eye infection. Frank n Betty - Spencerville F - Feels very unfit. Practising in Scotland. Fred_n_Ginger30 - South Glos F - Has put on weight. Hated cross country at school. friskynrisky - Essex Couple - Will start after finishing Toblerone! Granny-Crumpet - Merseyside F - has a dodgy knee and may need CPR! Hettsmanson - Stevenage M - Wants to change current routine jackspop - Gosport M kinkymishief - Manchester F - Wants to get fit and lose weight Lets go on a adventure - Harrow M - Needs to get fit again Lookingforlust - Peterborough M - Treadmill LoubyLover - East Yorks F - Was thinking of doing this so the thread is ideal lucylockett1966 - Thornaby F - Get fit for the new me. Can't run at all! Makenchi - Ashvale M - Get back on form! Merry_KissMac - Berkshire F - Need to move more Messagethisbloke - Reading M - Doing this and Dry January Micky-disco - Oxford M - Would like to do a run for Alzheimer's for his mum who is ill Miles Away Girl - F - Can't even run around the sofa Miss Innocent - Reading F - Prefers swimming but the local pool is rubbish missdoris- London F - Is doing this and the gym Morpork Watch - Worcester M - Feeling unfit. MrsTrellis - East Anglia F - started this club in a moment of madness! nandtfunfunfun - Luton Couple - Previously got to Week 4. Has a dog who will come along. Nick007 - Sandy M - Done Couch to 5k before - would love to help. northerndels1000 - Leeds F - Never run in her life. Doing coast to coast next year. Oleyxxx - Southampton/London - M Redangel_2013 - Southend F - Aiming for a marathon SantaandtheGeekyElf - Couple - Wants to walk to work signorina Chester - F - went to mini-triathlon training just once! Smallcock43 - Blackpool M sparkies - M StaceyRox - Aberdeen F - Holiday food has gone to her hips SteelHeels - F - Will be doing walking and fast-walking rather than running Tightbuttloose - M - Needs motivation to go running whiskygirl - Belfast - F . . . PEOPLE WHO POSTED ON THE ORIGINAL THREAD BUT I'M NOT SURE IF THEY'RE PLANNING TO RUN (PLEASE LET ME KNOW): Autumn76 - Midlands F - Thinking about it HarryJones1975 - Ely M Licketysplits - F pat-mustard - Suffolk M Rachel London - Uxbridge TV - Wants local friends to run with. Already runs TheGent247 - Mumbles M . . . EXPERIENCED RUNNERS WHO ARE HAPPY TO ADVISE NEWBIES: Bitch_and_Twat - Bedford M - run several marathons but out of practice Man-monkey - Malvern M . . . GOOD LUCK MESSAGES GRATEFULLY RECEIVED FROM OUR CROWD OF CHEERING SUPPORTERS: Bike Monkey blackbird1000 Erect-Jim Jayc1290 jdhandy29 Lady Lick Leo Liaisons littlebeaver Oral-wan Kenobi Serendipity . . . " Official cheer leader; . . Rachael xx | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? Will you be wearing a cheerleaders outfit? Would you like me to? It would help Ok. Searches internet for appropriate attire. " I think we would all prefer inappropriate attire | |||
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"To give you some encouragement and because like a good sergeant I wouldn’t send you into battle unless I was prepared to go in myself, I’ve done my first run. Yes, it’s possible. Yes it’s quite difficult but I did the run when the app told me to run and walked when it told me to walk. I didn’t stop to throw up no matter how much I wanted to. If you’ve got worries about work or home life they are completely gone, you only think about doing the run so a break from your troubles is a nice thing. I’m as unfit as anyone (really, yes even you) so if I can do it, you can too." Yaaaaay!!! What a super star! One down, 26 to go. X | |||
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" Official cheer leader; . . Rachael xx " Absolutely!!! | |||
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"Hi everyone, if anyone wants running or fitness advice give me a shout mrsyrellis has got me on her books " Be afraid... | |||
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"Am enjoying it need a little help with food tho x I’ll gently prod one of our experts to come and advise you. Hello Mr.BigCock, what seems to be the issue with food? x Twat " The child in me finds this reply very chuckle worthy | |||
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"To give you some encouragement and because like a good sergeant I wouldn’t send you into battle unless I was prepared to go in myself, I’ve done my first run. Yes, it’s possible. Yes it’s quite difficult but I did the run when the app told me to run and walked when it told me to walk. I didn’t stop to throw up no matter how much I wanted to. If you’ve got worries about work or home life they are completely gone, you only think about doing the run so a break from your troubles is a nice thing. I’m as unfit as anyone (really, yes even you) so if I can do it, you can too." Blimey Adam, that’s keen - Jan 1st for me, along with a new healthy régime, hangover permitting! | |||
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"Yeah, I was a bit nervous about how I’d feel on January 1st so I thought I’d get the first one done just to see that it’s possible. I haven’t died yet and it’s been about 4 hours now, if I can do it then any of you can." Give us an update tomorrow morning on how your legs feel | |||
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"Yeah, I was a bit nervous about how I’d feel on January 1st so I thought I’d get the first one done just to see that it’s possible. I haven’t died yet and it’s been about 4 hours now, if I can do it then any of you can. Give us an update tomorrow morning on how your legs feel " I’m sure everything will be just fine | |||
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"Nit even started yet and injured myself more than I was before! Got cocky at a party last night and tried kicking a balloon while wearing killer heels.... Fell over and been hobbling round all day! Been googling to see if you can still walk on a broken foot! I'll catch you up as soon as my foot heels! " That’s an extremely impressive injury. I’ll list you on the Injuries Bench. Now go and get an X-ray! | |||
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"I'm thinking about this but weighing up the possibility of total humiliation and failure " Just like a single straight M on fab? | |||
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"I'm thinking about this but weighing up the possibility of total humiliation and failure Just like a single straight M on fab? " | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? Will you be wearing a cheerleaders outfit? Would you like me to? It would help Ok. Searches internet for appropriate attire. I think we would all prefer inappropriate attire " Ok; searches internet for inappropriate, appropriate attire | |||
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"I was debating starting again, so I'll join in. Haven't run really since I left the army. I worked my route out yesterday which was 2.6miles so rather than work up to 5k, my aim will be to get around that bitch without stopping. " If it helps I’m happy to chase you round calling you a mong? I might also be able to rustle up some silver shadows... | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? Will you be wearing a cheerleaders outfit? Would you like me to? It would help Ok. Searches internet for appropriate attire. I think we would all prefer inappropriate attire Ok; searches internet for inappropriate, appropriate attire " Surely what you’re wearing in your profile pic is perfect? | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? Will you be wearing a cheerleaders outfit? Would you like me to? It would help Ok. Searches internet for appropriate attire. I think we would all prefer inappropriate attire Ok; searches internet for inappropriate, appropriate attire Surely what you’re wearing in your profile pic is perfect? " And some sort of sports top either cropped or tied to one side? | |||
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"I was debating starting again, so I'll join in. Haven't run really since I left the army. I worked my route out yesterday which was 2.6miles so rather than work up to 5k, my aim will be to get around that bitch without stopping. If it helps I’m happy to chase you round calling you a mong? I might also be able to rustle up some silver shadows..." Lol don't knock. They were ugly as fuck but they were dead comfy | |||
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"2nd day tomorrow " Nice one!!! How was day one? | |||
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"The app that I have says it’s 3 days a week which is a fair commitment on its own " That sounds better what app is that I down loaded 5k runner | |||
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"2nd day tomorrow Nice one!!! How was day one? " Ok it was 25 minutes of walking and running and obviously 5 minutes at the start and finish warming up and down. Will let you know how tomorrow goes | |||
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"I was debating starting again, so I'll join in. Haven't run really since I left the army. I worked my route out yesterday which was 2.6miles so rather than work up to 5k, my aim will be to get around that bitch without stopping. If it helps I’m happy to chase you round calling you a mong? I might also be able to rustle up some silver shadows... Lol don't knock. They were ugly as fuck but they were dead comfy " They are indeed | |||
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"The app that I have says it’s 3 days a week which is a fair commitment on its own That sounds better what app is that I down loaded 5k runner " I’m using Get Running on Apple. There are loads around on Apple and Android so have a look through some different ones | |||
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"Count me in but on 4 kg over x mas " Weigh in tomorrow for Twat...might be an eye-opener... | |||
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"2nd day tomorrow Nice one!!! How was day one? Ok it was 25 minutes of walking and running and obviously 5 minutes at the start and finish warming up and down. Will let you know how tomorrow goes " Day 2 today nothing different apart from they upped it by 5 minutes | |||
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"I gave this a whirl whilst walking the dogs. I can confirm I looked a right idiot. The dogs were confused too. " Excellent, you’ll fit in a treat | |||
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"My knees a too fucked to run so can I be a cheerleader? Will you be wearing a cheerleaders outfit? Would you like me to? It would help Ok. Searches internet for appropriate attire. I think we would all prefer inappropriate attire Ok; searches internet for inappropriate, appropriate attire Surely what you’re wearing in your profile pic is perfect? And some sort of sports top either cropped or tied to one side? " Oh, tied to one side without a doubt | |||
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"1st run done Not too painful but long way to go Using BBC couch to 5k, Michael Johnson is my trainer lol" Nice one. You’re doing really well! | |||
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"1st run done Not too painful but long way to go Using BBC couch to 5k, Michael Johnson is my trainer lol Nice one. You’re doing really well! " Can I choose Gemma Atkinson from Strictly/Emmerdale as my running coach? No idea whether she can run, but she would definitely motivate me! | |||
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"1st run done Not too painful but long way to go Using BBC couch to 5k, Michael Johnson is my trainer lol Nice one. You’re doing really well! " Thank you. The first one is always the worst!! | |||
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