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And remember! No talk of fecking skating and I don't care if it is snowing either | |||
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"Feck where's the staff ffs I didn't even know 44 was finished
And remember! No talk of fecking skating and I don't care if it is snowing either "land on black ice you will be skating | |||
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"Feck where's the staff ffs I didn't even know 44 was finished
And remember! No talk of fecking skating and I don't care if it is snowing either land on black ice you will be skating"I fecking did today...nearly hit a beema ffs | |||
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Remember for future to fix it when broken "Yes ma'am  | |||
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"I broke it sorry...
Remember for future to fix it when broken
Yes ma'am "Respect at last  | |||
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"Feck where's the staff ffs I didn't even know 44 was finished
And remember! No talk of fecking skating and I don't care if it is snowing either land on black ice you will be skating
I fecking did today...nearly hit a oap ffs"oops | |||
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"Do you want your coffee machine back? "Who's got the fecker now...you or babs ffs  | |||
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"Feck where's the staff ffs I didn't even know 44 was finished
And remember! No talk of fecking skating and I don't care if it is snowing either land on black ice you will be skating
I fecking did today...nearly hit a oap ffsoops"Feck all wrong with your legs though eh _oddy  | |||
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Who's got the fecker now...you or babs ffs"Me but it’s cluttering up the place so you can have it back | |||
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"Do you want your coffee machine back?
Who's got the fecker now...you or babs ffs
Me but it’s cluttering up the place so you can have it back "Bloody good job no one asked for a fecking cup on the negativity thread then eh | |||
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"Do you want your coffee machine back?
Who's got the fecker now...you or babs ffs
Me but it’s cluttering up the place so you can have it back
Bloody good job no one asked for a fecking cup on the negativity thread then eh "You would have been able to reply negatively | |||
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"Do you want your coffee machine back?
Who's got the fecker now...you or babs ffs
Me but it’s cluttering up the place so you can have it back
Bloody good job no one asked for a fecking cup on the negativity thread then eh
You would have been able to reply negatively "Oh bugger I didn't think of that | |||
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 Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs......  | |||
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"So what's happening in here? Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs...... "Here just for you sami Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday Dear Sami Happy Birthday to You. From good friends and true, From old friends and new, May good luck go with you, And happiness too. | |||
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"So what's happening in here? Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs......
Here just for you sami
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Sami
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too. "Aaw...now you're making me cry.. | |||
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"So what's happening in here? Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs......
Here just for you sami
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Sami
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.
Aaw...now you're making me cry.. "Nah save that till I get my whip on your ass  | |||
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"So what's happening in here? Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs......
Here just for you sami
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Sami
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.
Aaw...now you're making me cry..
Nah save that till I get my whip on your ass "Haha! Now you're 'aving a larf | |||
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"So what's happening in here? Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs......
Here just for you sami
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Sami
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.
Aaw...now you're making me cry..
Nah save that till I get my whip on your ass
Haha! Now you're 'aving a larf "Always worth a try | |||
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"... don’t mind me... just passing through... "What the fecking floor it gets slippy when _amiss is about | |||
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"So what's happening in here? Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs......
Here just for you sami
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Sami
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.
Aaw...now you're making me cry..
Nah save that till I get my whip on your ass
Haha! Now you're 'aving a larf
Always worth a try "Yeah...you never know, your luck might change | |||
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"... don’t mind me... just passing through... "I love polar bears! | |||
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"So what's happening in here? Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs......
Here just for you sami
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Sami
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.
Aaw...now you're making me cry..
Nah save that till I get my whip on your ass
Haha! Now you're 'aving a larf
Always worth a try
Yeah...you never know, your luck might change "Aye I bet you read all them shady books though | |||
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"... don’t mind me... just passing through...
What the fecking floor it gets slippy when _amiss is about"I've already had a big wee, i'll have you know and I got some industrial fiver s for Christmas  | |||
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"So what's happening in here? Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs......
Here just for you sami
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Sami
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.
Aaw...now you're making me cry..
Nah save that till I get my whip on your ass
Haha! Now you're 'aving a larf
Always worth a try
Yeah...you never know, your luck might change
Aye I bet you read all them shady books though "Actually, I never did, but my 84 year old mum(god rest her soul!) did and thoroughly enjoyed them | |||
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"... don’t mind me... just passing through...
What the fecking floor it gets slippy when _amiss is about
I've already had a big wee, i'll have you know and I got some industrial fiver s for Christmas "Jeez I bet they took some wrapping up  | |||
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"... don’t mind me... just passing through...
What the fecking floor it gets slippy when _amiss is about
I've already had a big wee, i'll have you know and I got some industrial fiver s for Christmas
Jeez I bet they took some wrapping up "They did... the recycling bin is full to the top with the wrapping paper.... | |||
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"So what's happening in here? Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs......
Here just for you sami
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Sami
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.
Aaw...now you're making me cry..
Nah save that till I get my whip on your ass
Haha! Now you're 'aving a larf
Always worth a try
Yeah...you never know, your luck might change
Aye I bet you read all them shady books though
Actually, I never did, but my 84 year old mum(god rest her soul!) did and thoroughly enjoyed them "Ah well at the moment I look like a Mr grey with the winter beard...so it could be for real for you | |||
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"... don’t mind me... just passing through...
What the fecking floor it gets slippy when _amiss is about
I've already had a big wee, i'll have you know and I got some industrial fiver s for Christmas
Jeez I bet they took some wrapping up
They did... the recycling bin is full to the top with the wrapping paper.... "Aw don't mention them fecking binmen here...they should have been yesterday and seen hide nor hair of the feckers | |||
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"So what's happening in here? Got the kettle on for a nice cup of instant coffee and I have new mugs......
Here just for you sami
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Sami
Happy Birthday to You.
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.
Aaw...now you're making me cry..
Nah save that till I get my whip on your ass
Haha! Now you're 'aving a larf
Always worth a try
Yeah...you never know, your luck might change
Aye I bet you read all them shady books though
Actually, I never did, but my 84 year old mum(god rest her soul!) did and thoroughly enjoyed them
Ah well at the moment I look like a Mr grey with the winter beard...so it could be for real for you "Hmmm...... | |||
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"... don’t mind me... just passing through...
What the fecking floor it gets slippy when _amiss is about
I've already had a big wee, i'll have you know and I got some industrial fiver s for Christmas
Jeez I bet they took some wrapping up
They did... the recycling bin is full to the top with the wrapping paper....
Aw don't mention them fecking binmen here...they should have been yesterday and seen hide nor hair of the feckers "Knobs..... | |||
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"Morning campers hi de hi think i had 12 hrs sleep last night and still feel as rough as feck whose making the coffee and brekkie " Latte and toast coming up
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"Morning campers hi de hi think i had 12 hrs sleep last night and still feel as rough as feck whose making the coffee and brekkie Latte and toast coming up
You still squeaking?"Big mug of instant coffee, please mistress and do you have any choccie biscuits please. | |||
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"Morning campers hi de hi think i had 12 hrs sleep last night and still feel as rough as feck whose making the coffee and brekkie Latte and toast coming up
You still squeaking?
Big mug of instant coffee, please mistress and do you have any choccie biscuits please. "I've got a box of tesco all chocolate biccies. ..they knocked the spots off any others | |||
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"Morning campers hi de hi think i had 12 hrs sleep last night and still feel as rough as feck whose making the coffee and brekkie Latte and toast coming up
You still squeaking?
Big mug of instant coffee, please mistress and do you have any choccie biscuits please.
I've got a box of tesco all chocolate biccies. ..they knocked the spots off any others "My dad gave me some of those,delicious but nearly knocked my fillings out, they were so thick! So I dunked them in my coffee! | |||
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"Morning campers hi de hi think i had 12 hrs sleep last night and still feel as rough as feck whose making the coffee and brekkie Latte and toast coming up
You still squeaking?
Big mug of instant coffee, please mistress and do you have any choccie biscuits please.
I've got a box of tesco all chocolate biccies. ..they knocked the spots off any others
My dad gave me some of those,delicious but nearly knocked my fillings out, they were so thick! So I dunked them in my coffee! "Gone through 5 box's of the feckers as they are that nice
There's your nescafe. .bloody philistine | |||
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"Morning campers hi de hi think i had 12 hrs sleep last night and still feel as rough as feck whose making the coffee and brekkie Latte and toast coming up
You still squeaking?
Big mug of instant coffee, please mistress and do you have any choccie biscuits please.
I've got a box of tesco all chocolate biccies. ..they knocked the spots off any others
My dad gave me some of those,delicious but nearly knocked my fillings out, they were so thick! So I dunked them in my coffee!
Gone through 5 box's of the feckers as they are that nice
There's your nescafe. .bloody philistine "Ooh lovely, just what I need, thank you! | |||
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"Morning campers hi de hi think i had 12 hrs sleep last night and still feel as rough as feck whose making the coffee and brekkie Latte and toast coming up
You still squeaking?
Big mug of instant coffee, please mistress and do you have any choccie biscuits please.
I've got a box of tesco all chocolate biccies. ..they knocked the spots off any others
My dad gave me some of those,delicious but nearly knocked my fillings out, they were so thick! So I dunked them in my coffee!
Gone through 5 box's of the feckers as they are that nice
There's your nescafe. .bloody philistine
Ooh lovely, just what I need, thank you! "Where's squaeky fecked off too ffs | |||
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"Morning campers hi de hi think i had 12 hrs sleep last night and still feel as rough as feck whose making the coffee and brekkie Latte and toast coming up
You still squeaking?
Big mug of instant coffee, please mistress and do you have any choccie biscuits please.
I've got a box of tesco all chocolate biccies. ..they knocked the spots off any others
My dad gave me some of those,delicious but nearly knocked my fillings out, they were so thick! So I dunked them in my coffee!
Gone through 5 box's of the feckers as they are that nice
There's your nescafe. .bloody philistine
Ooh lovely, just what I need, thank you!
Where's squaeky fecked off too ffs "Bless her! | |||
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"Ok Mistress, catcha later, off to see my lovely Dad. xx"See you later _amiss....have a good day | |||
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"Ok Mistress, catcha later, off to see my lovely Dad. xx
See you later _amiss....have a good day "You too sweetie! | |||
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"Morning everyone... Popping in and out again... Catch you all this evening "See yeah later minxy....didn't even have time to offer a biccy | |||
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"Morning campers hi de hi think i had 12 hrs sleep last night and still feel as rough as feck whose making the coffee and brekkie Latte and toast coming up
You still squeaking?
Big mug of instant coffee, please mistress and do you have any choccie biscuits please.
I've got a box of tesco all chocolate biccies. ..they knocked the spots off any others
My dad gave me some of those,delicious but nearly knocked my fillings out, they were so thick! So I dunked them in my coffee!
Gone through 5 box's of the feckers as they are that nice
There's your nescafe. .bloody philistine
Ooh lovely, just what I need, thank you!
Where's squaeky fecked off too ffs "cheeky cow nics biccies to dunk | |||
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"Morning all x "It's virtually afternoon! | |||
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"Morning all x
It's virtually afternoon!"Semantics doc, I’ve been awake for hours but dealing with a stroppy Daughter and a son on the verge of a meltdown has zapped me today x  | |||
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"Morning all x "Morning angie...take no notice of that old grump below you | |||
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"Morning campers hi de hi think i had 12 hrs sleep last night and still feel as rough as feck whose making the coffee and brekkie Latte and toast coming up
You still squeaking?
Big mug of instant coffee, please mistress and do you have any choccie biscuits please.
I've got a box of tesco all chocolate biccies. ..they knocked the spots off any others
My dad gave me some of those,delicious but nearly knocked my fillings out, they were so thick! So I dunked them in my coffee!
Gone through 5 box's of the feckers as they are that nice
There's your nescafe. .bloody philistine
Ooh lovely, just what I need, thank you!
Where's squaeky fecked off too ffs cheeky cow nics biccies to dunk"You've took the big fecker  | |||
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"Morning all x
It's virtually afternoon!
Semantics doc, I’ve been awake for hours but dealing with a stroppy Daughter and a son on the verge of a meltdown has zapped me today x "Bugger then you get doc
Morning doc | |||
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"Morning all x
It's virtually afternoon!
Semantics doc, I’ve been awake for hours but dealing with a stroppy Daughter and a son on the verge of a meltdown has zapped me today x
Bugger then you get doc
Morning doc "It’s ok mistress, somedays it’s just a case of sitting in the corner rocking. Thankfully they’ve gone out for a few hours so I’ve got time to get my head straight again x | |||
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"Morning all x
It's virtually afternoon!
Semantics doc, I’ve been awake for hours but dealing with a stroppy Daughter and a son on the verge of a meltdown has zapped me today x
Bugger then you get doc
Morning doc
It’s ok mistress, somedays it’s just a case of sitting in the corner rocking. Thankfully they’ve gone out for a few hours so I’ve got time to get my head straight again x "I know the feeling...Saturdays take some shaking off the cobwebs to make a move for me....treat yourself to a nice late breakfast if you haven't eaten yet....and a bloody good cup of coffee x | |||
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"apparently mistress has a board and is stiff "It's a fecking beard....and I've ran out of viagra ffs | |||
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"Evening folks... Could do with some cheering up anyone got any un PC jokes "My pc is a fecking joke 8gb of ram a terabyte of hard drive and fecking slow as feck.....and no I do porn on my phone not the pc | |||
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"Evening folks... Could do with some cheering up anyone got any un PC jokes
My pc is a fecking joke 8gb of ram a terabyte of hard drive and fecking slow as feck.....and no I do porn on my phone not the pc"How old is it? Everything mechanical slows down as it gets older | |||
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"Evening folks... Could do with some cheering up anyone got any un PC jokes
My pc is a fecking joke 8gb of ram a terabyte of hard drive and fecking slow as feck.....and no I do porn on my phone not the pc
How old is it? Everything mechanical slows down as it gets older "It's only a year old ffs....and I'm fecking faster now then I was 20 years back | |||
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"A FURRIER FROM THE UNITED STATES WENT TO HELSINKI, FINLAND TO PURCHASE FURS. The first night in Helsinki he met a gorgeous blonde named Astrid, and before long the two were alone in his hotel room. The encounter turned physical and soon their lovemaking session was complete. After they were finished, then the man attempted to chat with Astrid -- but it wasn't going well. He said, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good." Astrid replied, "YOUR FOREPLAY AIN'T ALL THAT HOT EITHER!"" Love it  | |||
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"Evening folks... Could do with some cheering up anyone got any un PC jokes
My pc is a fecking joke 8gb of ram a terabyte of hard drive and fecking slow as feck.....and no I do porn on my phone not the pc
How old is it? Everything mechanical slows down as it gets older
It's only a year old ffs....and I'm fecking faster now then I was 20 years back "You're not mechanical are you? | |||
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"A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?” Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from? “The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”" Haha what a shitty joke | |||
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"Evening folks... Could do with some cheering up anyone got any un PC jokes
My pc is a fecking joke 8gb of ram a terabyte of hard drive and fecking slow as feck.....and no I do porn on my phone not the pc
How old is it? Everything mechanical slows down as it gets older
It's only a year old ffs....and I'm fecking faster now then I was 20 years back
You're not mechanical are you? "always have to crank the ole girl up | |||
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"A FURRIER FROM THE UNITED STATES WENT TO HELSINKI, FINLAND TO PURCHASE FURS. The first night in Helsinki he met a gorgeous blonde named Astrid, and before long the two were alone in his hotel room. The encounter turned physical and soon their lovemaking session was complete. After they were finished, then the man attempted to chat with Astrid -- but it wasn't going well. He said, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good." Astrid replied, "YOUR FOREPLAY AIN'T ALL THAT HOT EITHER!"" Aw ffs | |||
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"Evening folks... Could do with some cheering up anyone got any un PC jokes
My pc is a fecking joke 8gb of ram a terabyte of hard drive and fecking slow as feck.....and no I do porn on my phone not the pc
How old is it? Everything mechanical slows down as it gets older
It's only a year old ffs....and I'm fecking faster now then I was 20 years back
You're not mechanical are you? always have to crank the ole girl up"Ohhh errr!! | |||
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"ONCE THERE WERE TWO TWINS, JOE AND JOHN. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. She said, “I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible.” Joe thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Hell no in fact I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle.” THE OLD LADY FAINTED." Feck me that could have described a ex of mine | |||
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"Evening folks... Could do with some cheering up anyone got any un PC jokes
My pc is a fecking joke 8gb of ram a terabyte of hard drive and fecking slow as feck.....and no I do porn on my phone not the pc
How old is it? Everything mechanical slows down as it gets older
It's only a year old ffs....and I'm fecking faster now then I was 20 years back
You're not mechanical are you? "Just the odd bit of shrapnel | |||
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"Evening folks... Could do with some cheering up anyone got any un PC jokes
My pc is a fecking joke 8gb of ram a terabyte of hard drive and fecking slow as feck.....and no I do porn on my phone not the pc
How old is it? Everything mechanical slows down as it gets older
It's only a year old ffs....and I'm fecking faster now then I was 20 years back
You're not mechanical are you? always have to crank the ole girl up"Some may say I'm a crank...some | |||
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Morning Mistress! "Morning lovelies | |||
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Morning Mistress! "Morning _amiss...are you all ready for tonight? | |||
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"Good morning all you lovely lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning lovelies "Good morning _abs...your looking lovely this morning | |||
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"Good morning all you lovely lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning lovelies
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"Good morning all you lovely lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning _amiss...are you all ready for tonight? "Woken up with the lurgy, so don't think we'll be going far. How about you? | |||
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"Morning Babs.
Good morning Samiss "I love this pic of you. | |||
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"Good morning all you lovely lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning lovelies
Good morning _abs...your looking lovely this morning
You smoothie, you "I do try....or is that I'm trying | |||
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Morning Mistress!
Morning _amiss...are you all ready for tonight?
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Morning Mistress!
Morning _amiss...are you all ready for tonight?
Woken up with the lurgy, so don't think we'll be going far. How about you?
Nah I've been off the drink too long and it kinda doesn't mix when your stone cold sober...but I do miss it this time of the year "Well done you for that! | |||
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Morning Mistress!
Morning _amiss...are you all ready for tonight?
Woken up with the lurgy, so don't think we'll be going far. How about you?
Nah I've been off the drink too long and it kinda doesn't mix when your stone cold sober...but I do miss it this time of the year
Well done you for that! "I might have a shandy though....push the fecking boat out eh | |||
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"Good morning all you lovely lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning _amiss...are you all ready for tonight?
Woken up with the lurgy, so don't think we'll be going far. How about you?
Nah I've been off the drink too long and it kinda doesn't mix when your stone cold sober...but I do miss it this time of the year
Well done you for that!
I might have a shandy though....push the fecking boat out eh "Yeah, why not, I might have a small glass of something, if I feel like it | |||
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"Good morning all you lovely lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning _amiss...are you all ready for tonight?
Woken up with the lurgy, so don't think we'll be going far. How about you?
Nah I've been off the drink too long and it kinda doesn't mix when your stone cold sober...but I do miss it this time of the year
Well done you for that!
I might have a shandy though....push the fecking boat out eh
Yeah, why not, I might have a small glass of something, if I feel like it "Hey there's always a small bottle of brandy to fall back on here | |||
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"Good morning all you lovely lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning _amiss...are you all ready for tonight?
Woken up with the lurgy, so don't think we'll be going far. How about you?
Nah I've been off the drink too long and it kinda doesn't mix when your stone cold sober...but I do miss it this time of the year
Well done you for that!
I might have a shandy though....push the fecking boat out eh
Yeah, why not, I might have a small glass of something, if I feel like it
Hey there's always a small bottle of brandy to fall back on here "For medicinal purposes, of course! | |||
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"Good morning all you lovely lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning _amiss...are you all ready for tonight?
Woken up with the lurgy, so don't think we'll be going far. How about you?
Nah I've been off the drink too long and it kinda doesn't mix when your stone cold sober...but I do miss it this time of the year
Well done you for that!
I might have a shandy though....push the fecking boat out eh
Yeah, why not, I might have a small glass of something, if I feel like it
Hey there's always a small bottle of brandy to fall back on here
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"*knock knock knock* Helloooooooo.... Anybody home?? "ruddy ell don't take the door off its fecking hinges | |||
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"*knock knock knock* Helloooooooo.... Anybody home?? ruddy ell don't take the door off its fecking hinges"Soz... I refuse to ring the doorbell though until Mistress replaces that brass donkey balls pull chain... | |||
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"*knock knock knock* Helloooooooo.... Anybody home?? ruddy ell don't take the door off its fecking hinges
Soz... I refuse to ring the doorbell though until Mistress replaces that brass donkey balls pull chain... "she did she put it in the outside lavvy | |||
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"*knock knock knock* Helloooooooo.... Anybody home?? "Just got in...afternoon play | |||
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"*knock knock knock* Helloooooooo.... Anybody home?? ruddy ell don't take the door off its fecking hinges"Jeez was it that noisy...is the bell not working? | |||
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" Peeps round the door... Can I come in? "Cause you can minxy | |||
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"*knock knock knock* Helloooooooo.... Anybody home?? ruddy ell don't take the door off its fecking hinges
Soz... I refuse to ring the doorbell though until Mistress replaces that brass donkey balls pull chain... "Oh bugger I thought I'd done that with all the spare chains iv bin left with | |||
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"*knock knock knock* Helloooooooo.... Anybody home?? ruddy ell don't take the door off its fecking hinges
Soz... I refuse to ring the doorbell though until Mistress replaces that brass donkey balls pull chain... she did she put it in the outside lavvy"Less of the toilet humour _oddy ffs | |||
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"Afternoon girls
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"Good morning all x Good morning lovely angie x "o Sorry got busy, afternoon now mistress x | |||
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"Afternoon girls
Does that extend to me?
Of course, sweet! xx" xx | |||
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"Good morning all x Good morning lovely angie x o
Sorry got busy, afternoon now mistress x "Afternoon angie...is that you'll all done for the year? | |||
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"Afternoon all!! what's happening besides Mistress's awesome and terrifying collection of pull chains? "More to the point...what's happening with the chains.....bugger all now | |||
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"Well it's pissing down in brighton been told off by cast for being there but have to say goodbye or in my case squeak plus had ticket for months I'm drinking a marshmallow latte" Is there a particular for a mouse in it?
Enjoy your coffee...but marshmallow!!
Really _oddy | |||
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"Well it's pissing down in brighton been told off by cast for being there but have to say goodbye or in my case squeak plus had ticket for months I'm drinking a marshmallow latte Is there a particular for a mouse in it?
Enjoy your coffee...but marshmallow!!
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"Well it's pissing down in brighton been told off by cast for being there but have to say goodbye or in my case squeak plus had ticket for months I'm drinking a marshmallow latte Is there a particular for a mouse in it?
Enjoy your coffee...but marshmallow!!
Really _oddy actually it's quite nice with whipped cream"Whipped always adds to it eh | |||
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You'll have conked out by midnight lol"I've still to clean out and light the fire.... I'm off to my folks place for a family dinner later. Yaayy... Someone's going to feed me!! | |||
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You'll have conked out by midnight lol
I don't mind if that happens... Might be an idea to see if the year gets better if I don't stay up "Come on minxy...that negative thinking stops now. Positivity from now on right? | |||
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You'll have conked out by midnight lol
I don't mind if that happens... Might be an idea to see if the year gets better if I don't stay up
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You'll have conked out by midnight lol
I've still to clean out and light the fire.... I'm off to my folks place for a family dinner later. Yaayy... Someone's going to feed me!! "There's always a plate with your name on in a little northeast town in england | |||
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You'll have conked out by midnight lol
I don't mind if that happens... Might be an idea to see if the year gets better if I don't stay up
Come on minxy...that negative thinking stops now. Positivity from now on right?
I'll try "When the Mistress say to do...you do not try | |||
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You'll have conked out by midnight lol
I don't mind if that happens... Might be an idea to see if the year gets better if I don't stay up
Come on minxy...that negative thinking stops now. Positivity from now on right?
I'll try
When the Mistress say to do...you do not try "But I won't make promises I can't necessarily keep | |||
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"Good morning all x Good morning lovely angie x o
Sorry got busy, afternoon now mistress x
Afternoon angie...is that you'll all done for the year? "No im taking the decorations down, will feel better when I haven’t got to face taking them down tomorrow x | |||
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You'll have conked out by midnight lol
I don't mind if that happens... Might be an idea to see if the year gets better if I don't stay up
Come on minxy...that negative thinking stops now. Positivity from now on right?
I'll try
When the Mistress say to do...you do not try
But I won't make promises I can't necessarily keep "See negativity! we have to stop that now right missy? | |||
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"I'm sitting in front of a roaring fire with a bottle of Malbec... And I don't care how early it is either
You'll have conked out by midnight lol
I don't mind if that happens... Might be an idea to see if the year gets better if I don't stay up
Come on minxy...that negative thinking stops now. Positivity from now on right?
I'll try
When the Mistress say to do...you do not try
But I won't make promises I can't necessarily keep
See negativity! we have to stop that now right missy? " | |||
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"Good morning all x Good morning lovely angie x o
Sorry got busy, afternoon now mistress x
Afternoon angie...is that you'll all done for the year?
No im taking the decorations down, will feel better when I haven’t got to face taking them down tomorrow x "It's the first year I didn't bother putting them up..I didn't even put the cards up this year. Just didn't realise till boxing day then a bit late then | |||
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"Good morning all x Good morning lovely angie x o
Sorry got busy, afternoon now mistress x
Afternoon angie...is that you'll all done for the year?
No im taking the decorations down, will feel better when I haven’t got to face taking them down tomorrow x
It's the first year I didn't bother putting them up..I didn't even put the cards up this year. Just didn't realise till boxing day then a bit late then "I think if I was alone I wouldn’t do so much but my son loves his Christmas tree so I do that first. X | |||
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"Good morning all x Good morning lovely angie x o
Sorry got busy, afternoon now mistress x
Afternoon angie...is that you'll all done for the year?
No im taking the decorations down, will feel better when I haven’t got to face taking them down tomorrow x
It's the first year I didn't bother putting them up..I didn't even put the cards up this year. Just didn't realise till boxing day then a bit late then
I think if I was alone I wouldn’t do so much but my son loves his Christmas tree so I do that first. X "I get that...Xmas is for our kids | |||
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"Had a good nanny nap
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"Had a good nanny nap
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Empty bottle
Empty stomach
More bottles to open
Tonight could be errr "fun" "It will certainly knock the spots off my two shandy's | |||
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"Had a good nanny nap
Empty bottle?
Empty bottle
Empty stomach
More bottles to open
Tonight could be errr "fun"
It will certainly knock the spots off my two shandy's "I might even go to bed shortly... Nowt to stay up for | |||
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"Had a good nanny nap
Empty bottle?
Empty bottle
Empty stomach
More bottles to open
Tonight could be errr "fun"
It will certainly knock the spots off my two shandy's
I might even go to bed shortly... Nowt to stay up for "Just sent you a pm | |||
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"So I'm in bed, waiting for the fireworks to start!
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"So I'm in bed, waiting for the fireworks to start!
You've turned in fecking early haven't you me too"I've been in bed since half 7 | |||
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"So I'm in bed, waiting for the fireworks to start!
You've turned in fecking early haven't you me too"Feck I've just started a thread that needs filling fast | |||
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"So I'm in bed, waiting for the fireworks to start!
You've turned in fecking early haven't you me too
I've been in bed since half 7 "Lucky girl | |||
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"So I'm in bed, waiting for the fireworks to start!
You've turned in fecking early haven't you me too
I've been in bed since half 7
Lucky girl "Don't think so... Terribly difficult day today hence took refuge in bed early | |||
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"So I'm in bed, waiting for the fireworks to start!
You've turned in fecking early haven't you me too
I've been in bed since half 7 "I'm in a near food coma after being fed by the Mammy | |||
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"So I'm in bed, waiting for the fireworks to start!
You've turned in fecking early haven't you me too
I've been in bed since half 7
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"graps minxy for the conga" Hell yeah.. Let's do it xx | |||
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"I'm back "Join this conga mistress xx | |||
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"Happy New Year... Oh god I'm in tears ... Numpty "cuddles minxy | |||
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"Happy New Year... Oh god I'm in tears ... Numpty cuddles minxy"Thank you xx | |||
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"Happy New Year... Oh god I'm in tears ... Numpty
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"So I'm in bed, waiting for the fireworks to start!
You've turned in fecking early haven't you "Yes Mistress, bloody cold virus, think fireworks have stopped now, so I can sleep | |||
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"Come on, let's get this conga going!
Who's the head of the snake? "Me I believe... Happy New Year mistress xx | |||
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"Come on, let's get this conga going!
Who's the head of the snake?
Me I believe... Happy New Year mistress xx"Happy ny to all | |||
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"Good night all you crazy folks xxx" Night Playd8 , happy new year x | |||
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"Good night all you crazy folks xxx" Night night play | |||
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"Good night all you crazy folks xxx Night Playd8 , happy new year x " Night night angie xxx | |||
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