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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on Guys (or girls)

You find the perfect profile...they're lighting your fire with their pics...they intrigue with they're awesome use of spell check and vocabulary and including good grammar.

I've found one...

I need a copy an paste message I can use.

*Also feel free to copy the good ones and message others on the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there, your pics got my motor running. Can i come park in your garage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I’m a cock, want to experience me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi there, your pics got my motor running. Can i come park in your garage? "

What do you drive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi there, your pics got my motor running. Can i come park in your garage?

What do you drive?

A limo

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

The CIA are after my penis , can I hide it inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi there, your pics got my motor running. Can i come park in your garage?

What do you drive?

A limo

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. Pink stretch one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, I’m a cock, want to experience me?"

Puts me in a negative light.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The CIA are after my penis , can I hide it inside you

is it going to explode?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The one that immediately got right under my skin was 'Oh my God, have you SEEN your pics!!?......'

There was another line but that one just tickled me so I have never forgotten!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I’m a cock, want to experience me?

Puts me in a negative light.

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Authenticity is the best plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that immediately got right under my skin was 'Oh my God, have you SEEN your pics!!?......'

There was another line but that one just tickled me so I have never forgotten!

I do love the dungas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Oh I don't know...

The fountains mingle with the river,

And the rivers with the ocean;

The winds of heaven mix forever,

With a sweet emotion;

Nothing in the world is single;

All things by a law divine

In one another’s being mingle;—

Why not I with thine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi it’s me Mister Bee

I want to pollinate your flower

With my willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Oh I don't know...

The fountains mingle with the river,

And the rivers with the ocean;

The winds of heaven mix forever,

With a sweet emotion;

Nothing in the world is single;

All things by a law divine

In one another’s being mingle;—

Why not I with thine?"

Does that get you a shag?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Oh I don't know...

The fountains mingle with the river,

And the rivers with the ocean;

The winds of heaven mix forever,

With a sweet emotion;

Nothing in the world is single;

All things by a law divine

In one another’s being mingle;—

Why not I with thine?"

You had me at oh I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the need to breed,

So, give me your seed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, I’m a cock, want to experience me?

Puts me in a negative light.

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Authenticity is the best plan

Clever wording, I like it

I might use it one day,...

But I don't think I'm a cock, that's the only thing I have an issue within your post, I think some now think I'm much bigger than that. Thanks.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Want to get your willy wet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over so I can tongue punch your fart box.

Always works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi it’s me Mister Bee

I want to pollinate your flower

With my willy"

Short and sweet. I like it.

[this is not one of my veris)

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Having perved your profile I can't get you out of my head... either of them

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they intrigue with they're......... and including good grammar.

I'll see myself out thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Oh I don't know...

The fountains mingle with the river,

And the rivers with the ocean;

The winds of heaven mix forever,

With a sweet emotion;

Nothing in the world is single;

All things by a law divine

In one another’s being mingle;—

Why not I with thine?"

That was a copy and paste? I feel so betrayed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they intrigue with they're......... and including good grammar.

I'll see myself out thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and no bugger message me on here. I block copy and paste's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m Mister Bee

you and me

could make sweet honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Oh I don't know...

The fountains mingle with the river,

And the rivers with the ocean;

The winds of heaven mix forever,

With a sweet emotion;

Nothing in the world is single;

All things by a law divine

In one another’s being mingle;—

Why not I with thine?"

that’s intellect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and no bugger message me on here. I block copy and paste's

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Oh I don't know...

The fountains mingle with the river,

And the rivers with the ocean;

The winds of heaven mix forever,

With a sweet emotion;

Nothing in the world is single;

All things by a law divine

In one another’s being mingle;—

Why not I with thine?

Does that get you a shag? "

Poetry has worked surprisingly well for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I’m a cock, want to experience me?

Puts me in a negative light.

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Authenticity is the best plan

Clever wording, I like it

I might use it one day,...

But I don't think I'm a cock, that's the only thing I have an issue within your post, I think some now think I'm much bigger than that. Thanks.

Eh? I don’t follow. I was writing from the perspective of your cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Oh I don't know...

The fountains mingle with the river,

And the rivers with the ocean;

The winds of heaven mix forever,

With a sweet emotion;

Nothing in the world is single;

All things by a law divine

In one another’s being mingle;—

Why not I with thine?

Does that get you a shag?

Poetry has worked surprisingly well for me."

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Oh I don't know...

The fountains mingle with the river,

And the rivers with the ocean;

The winds of heaven mix forever,

With a sweet emotion;

Nothing in the world is single;

All things by a law divine

In one another’s being mingle;—

Why not I with thine?

You had me at oh I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Oh I don't know...

The fountains mingle with the river,

And the rivers with the ocean;

The winds of heaven mix forever,

With a sweet emotion;

Nothing in the world is single;

All things by a law divine

In one another’s being mingle;—

Why not I with thine?

That was a copy and paste? I feel so betrayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new one is

Throw away your alarm clock

The name is Doc

You’ll be woken in the morning

By my cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, I’m a cock, want to experience me?

Puts me in a negative light.

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Authenticity is the best plan

Clever wording, I like it

I might use it one day,...

But I don't think I'm a cock, that's the only thing I have an issue within your post, I think some now think I'm much bigger than that. Thanks.

Eh? I don’t follow. I was writing from the perspective of your cock! "

Cool. It makes much more sense now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I’m a cock, want to experience me?

Puts me in a negative light.

You really can’t win with a copy and paste

Authenticity is the best plan

Clever wording, I like it

I might use it one day,...

But I don't think I'm a cock, that's the only thing I have an issue within your post, I think some now think I'm much bigger than that. Thanks.

Eh? I don’t follow. I was writing from the perspective of your cock!

Cool. It makes much more sense now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My new one is

Throw away your alarm clock

The name is Doc

You’ll be woken in the morning

By my cock"

Poetry apparently works. Let's put it under a test scenario.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new one is

Throw away your alarm clock

The name is Doc

You’ll be woken in the morning

By my cock

Poetry apparently works. Let's put it under a test scenario.

I’ve been banned from fancying a fuck unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My new one is

Throw away your alarm clock

The name is Doc

You’ll be woken in the morning

By my cock

Poetry apparently works. Let's put it under a test scenario.

I’ve been banned from fancying a fuck unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new one is

Throw away your alarm clock

The name is Doc

You’ll be woken in the morning

By my cock

Poetry apparently works. Let's put it under a test scenario.

I’ve been banned from fancying a fuck unfortunately

True Story - the FAF thread - Mademoiselle Meanie Miel has banned me indefinitely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My new one is

Throw away your alarm clock

The name is Doc

You’ll be woken in the morning

By my cock

Poetry apparently works. Let's put it under a test scenario.

I’ve been banned from fancying a fuck unfortunately

True Story - the FAF thread - Mademoiselle Meanie Miel has banned me indefinitely

One less dude? That works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new one is

Throw away your alarm clock

The name is Doc

You’ll be woken in the morning

By my cock

Poetry apparently works. Let's put it under a test scenario.

I’ve been banned from fancying a fuck unfortunately

True Story - the FAF thread - Mademoiselle Meanie Miel has banned me indefinitely

One less dude? That works for me.

How could I compete anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new one is

Throw away your alarm clock

The name is Doc

You’ll be woken in the morning

By my cock

Poetry apparently works. Let's put it under a test scenario.

I’ve been banned from fancying a fuck unfortunately

True Story - the FAF thread - Mademoiselle Meanie Miel has banned me indefinitely

One less dude? That works for me.

How could I compete anyway?

You don't have to compete you could both just wrestle a bit first . I'm watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, could I cum on your tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new one is

Throw away your alarm clock

The name is Doc

You’ll be woken in the morning

By my cock

Poetry apparently works. Let's put it under a test scenario.

I’ve been banned from fancying a fuck unfortunately

True Story - the FAF thread - Mademoiselle Meanie Miel has banned me indefinitely

One less dude? That works for me.

How could I compete anyway?

You don't have to compete you could both just wrestle a bit first . I'm watching

I would but Mister Bee is a chicken

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