FabSwingers.com forum: Betting odds

By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.

Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's not looking good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't worry, if it's fun to pursue continue, if not, try other things that float your boat - for the record I have never had an oral orgasm as it does nothing for me and I don't feel I'm missing out.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I’m quite sure you will have an inbox full of offers after this post

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You seem to be losing 2 oral orgasms a year OP

Can you have -1?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Buy a squeel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear! Perhaps ask some trusted friends to recommend a playmate that they have roadtested and that can deliver the goods?

I agree the good ones can be hard to find!

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Buy a squeel..."

A what??

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Buy a squeel...

A what?? "

A sex toy that simulates oral sex. I've not tried one but would be keen to know if they are any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should increase your odds.

I'm doing very little in march

I match your 3 by the way

( I actually can beat it)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars "

I'm the other way around, it gets to a point and I'm a bit "no no more get inside me now"

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Buy a squeel...

A what??

A sex toy that simulates oral sex. I've not tried one but would be keen to know if they are any good"

Oooh I shall have a peruse at such a toy!

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars

I'm the other way around, it gets to a point and I'm a bit "no no more get inside me now"

Years ago I had that when men/women used to bother and make an attempt to get someone off. I would get to the flying up the bed enough stage and fuck me kind person haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars "

But do you talk to them ? Tell them what you like ? Maybe tell them exactly what to do, what gets you off

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"You should increase your odds.

I'm doing very little in march

I match your 3 by the way

( I actually can beat it)

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March mmmmmm well given how abysmal 2017 started for me sexually march next year would be an improvement

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars

But do you talk to them ? Tell them what you like ? Maybe tell them exactly what to do, what gets you off

Oh yes they are told! In explicit detail repeatedly..... folk just think they know better cos after 3 mins I'm not like something out of when Harry met Sally

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Op I have this very same issue until recently . Guys just don't try hard enough , same old 2 mins and they've had enough which leaves me very frustrated, disappointed and wondering why I have met them.

But .... Don't stop trying to find someone as eventually you will. My last 2 meets with the same guy have been amazing. I've had more oral orgasms than I have in the last 3 years. The best thing is he just doesn't stop after one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving oral orgasms is one of my favourite activities but sadly haven’t managed to do it for a few years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9/10 for the profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should increase your odds.

I'm doing very little in march

I match your 3 by the way

( I actually can beat it)

March mmmmmm well given how abysmal 2017 started for me sexually march next year would be an improvement "

you use the word abysmal, please don't build it up to be ruined for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.

Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? "

Damn! It’s a shame you’re so far away. I’d love to go down on you for as long as it takes!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

If you don't get at least 10 offers after this post all the blokes need to hand in their "SuperStud Man" cards on their way out

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Op I have this very same issue until recently . Guys just don't try hard enough , same old 2 mins and they've had enough which leaves me very frustrated, disappointed and wondering why I have met them.

I shall keep on with my search! There has to be someone who can put a smile on my face. Well there is I just have to find them. Curses to these women who cum when you look at them as its made people lazy and want instant glory. Sometimes it takes a little work.

Glad you've met someone who provides! You can have my 2017 share of orgasms

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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"If you don't get at least 10 offers after this post all the blokes need to hand in their "SuperStud Man" cards on their way out

Ive not had 1 offer and tbf I don't think I'd want one from the forum as chances are it'll be from someone who lives miles away or who may manage it but it'll be a one hit wonder

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"You should increase your odds.

I'm doing very little in march

I match your 3 by the way

( I actually can beat it)

March mmmmmm well given how abysmal 2017 started for me sexually march next year would be an improvement

you use the word abysmal, please don't build it up to be ruined for you.

Would it become catastrophic???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars "

3 minutes hahahah amateurs i prefer foreplay the best part needs to be a lot longer than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should increase your odds.

I'm doing very little in march

I match your 3 by the way

( I actually can beat it)

March mmmmmm well given how abysmal 2017 started for me sexually march next year would be an improvement

you use the word abysmal, please don't build it up to be ruined for you.

Would it become catastrophic???"

I like to describe my sexual prowess as ' not the worst thing to happen that day'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should increase your odds.

I'm doing very little in march

I match your 3 by the way

( I actually can beat it)

March mmmmmm well given how abysmal 2017 started for me sexually march next year would be an improvement

you use the word abysmal, please don't build it up to be ruined for you.

Would it become catastrophic???

I like to describe my sexual prowess as ' not the worst thing to happen that day'

That would be mine - can’t think of anything worse that could happen

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars

3 minutes hahahah amateurs i prefer foreplay the best part needs to be a lot longer than that "

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know my view on this subject already!

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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"You know my view on this subject already!

I do indeed wee PB! You talk a good game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know my view on this subject already!

I do indeed wee PB! You talk a good game

Let’s sync calendars - I have options in January

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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"You know my view on this subject already!

I do indeed wee PB! You talk a good game

Let’s sync calendars - I have options in January

Tapas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know my view on this subject already!

I do indeed wee PB! You talk a good game

Let’s sync calendars - I have options in January

Tapas? "

Perfecto

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars "

Is there a clit phobia in the North East? I'd have thought squadrons of M-divers would be plotting a course to the jade gate .... Hmmmm ... Baffling...

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars

Is there a clit phobia in the North East? I'd have thought squadrons of M-divers would be plotting a course to the jade gate .... Hmmmm ... Baffling...

Haha I don't know.... might explain it. Never met so many men that either don't perform oral or will only spend a cpl mins doing it..... they're broken

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars

Is there a clit phobia in the North East? I'd have thought squadrons of M-divers would be plotting a course to the jade gate .... Hmmmm ... Baffling...

Haha I don't know.... might explain it. Never met so many men that either don't perform oral or will only spend a cpl mins doing it..... they're broken "

It could be that on swinger sites penetration by steaming shaft is pretty much regarded as a must. Check out the 'hard not hard' thread - quite an eye opener ...

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Damn. That is a shame. I’m sure you’re inbox will be overflowing with offers from men with 8 inch tongues who can breathe through their ears!

Is it because you find it hard to cum through oral or it just takes a bit longer to reach orgasm? What are you like with very light prolonged clitoral stimulation? I’d probably bound and blindfold you then use a very gentle featherlight touch on your clit, building the orgasm slowly until the point of no return.

I’m sure if you asked nicely you could get whatever you wanted!

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

I’m confused by men who think 3 mins is sufficient...Bitch usually desires 15-30 mins, by which time she is very turned on and has her first orgasm...although there was that one time that took 75 minutes...after which I needed a tongue splint! For me, it’s about how much you want to give rather than receive...and we both love to give.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a squeel...

A what??

A sex toy that simulates oral sex. I've not tried one but would be keen to know if they are any good"

Tried one, they are rubbish. A pointless gimick.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"You seem to be losing 2 oral orgasms a year OP

Can you have -1?"

Strong analysis. How does one achieve a negative number of orgasms?

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

I haven't cum through sex in over two years x

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

It is Mr A's favourite way to make me orgasm, and it works every time. He would spend hours down there if I let him.

Mrs J xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of times people post threads that are rounded upon because there are just meet me threads, well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s ok I had none ! So my odds at least can’t decrease

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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"It’s ok I had none ! So my odds at least can’t decrease "

The only way is up!

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Plenty of times people post threads that are rounded upon because there are just meet me threads, well....

If you were insinuating this was a meet me thread then you're very mistaken. It was more a bit fun and to see what the betting odds would be

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"It is Mr A's favourite way to make me orgasm, and it works every time. He would spend hours down there if I let him.

Mrs J xx"

Yeah I maybe need to find a Mr for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of times people post threads that are rounded upon because there are just meet me threads, well....

If you were insinuating this was a meet me thread then you're very mistaken. It was more a bit fun and to see what the betting odds would be "

I was hoping it was a meet me thread.

Damn my stupid optimism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked at this thread and wondered for a good minute or two how your mouth can experience orgasm

Innocence is sometimes an annoying thing

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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"I looked at this thread and wondered for a good minute or two how your mouth can experience orgasm

Innocence is sometimes an annoying thing

Apparently a mouth orgasm is a thing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at this thread and wondered for a good minute or two how your mouth can experience orgasm

Innocence is sometimes an annoying thing

Apparently a mouth orgasm is a thing....."

Really?

*goes off Google searching*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the Kama Sutra, a woman’s mouth perfectly mirrors her genitals: the lips like the labia, the Cupid’s bow like the clitoris and the hard palate just above the front teeth like the G-spot.

When a man takes his time to caress his lover’s mouth with deep, passionate kisses not only will he be awarded with increased arousal; he may actually awaken a full-blown orgasm for her."

Who knew??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""According to the Kama Sutra, a woman’s mouth perfectly mirrors her genitals: the lips like the labia, the Cupid’s bow like the clitoris and the hard palate just above the front teeth like the G-spot.

When a man takes his time to caress his lover’s mouth with deep, passionate kisses not only will he be awarded with increased arousal; he may actually awaken a full-blown orgasm for her."

Who knew??

I like snogging.

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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When a man takes his time to caress his lover’s mouth with deep, passionate kisses not only will he be awarded with increased arousal; he may actually awaken a full-blown orgasm for her."

Who knew??

Yep I did know! Glad to impart some knowledge.

I won't be awaiting this orgasm any time soon tho- I would have more luck with the lottery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a man takes his time to caress his lover’s mouth with deep, passionate kisses not only will he be awarded with increased arousal; he may actually awaken a full-blown orgasm for her."

Who knew??

It’s like the courgette revelation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, how are the female givers faring for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how are the female givers faring for you?

Plot twist!

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.

Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? "

I’ve only ever had one in my life (3 years ago) so you're way ahead of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how are the female givers faring for you?

Plot twist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a man takes his time to caress his lover’s mouth with deep, passionate kisses not only will he be awarded with increased arousal; he may actually awaken a full-blown orgasm for her."

Who knew??

I like snogging.

Have you ever given an orgasm by kissing someone? I am now intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find this way very hard too!

The only way I'd cum through oral is if I've a finger inside me. Think it's just the way it is. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.

Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? "
you do know you're going to get lots of guys saying but you haven't met me yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You seem to be losing 2 oral orgasms a year OP

Can you have -1?"

That would be a bad day at the office

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"It’s ok I had none ! So my odds at least can’t decrease

The only way is up!"

No make them go down. That could explain the paucity of orgasms...

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"It’s ok I had none ! So my odds at least can’t decrease

The only way is up!

No make them go down. That could explain the paucity of orgasms..."

And, more importantly, stay down, STAY BOY!

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

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"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.

Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? you do know you're going to get lots of guys saying but you haven't met me yet

Ive not had 1.... you are mistaken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ok I had none ! So my odds at least can’t decrease

The only way is up!"

Well I hope so ! I do struggle on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.

Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? you do know you're going to get lots of guys saying but you haven't met me yet

Ive not had 1.... you are mistaken "
im never mistaken

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Ive had just one in my whole life. No idea why it doesnt work for me. No idea why that one time it did.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Plenty of indirect offers in thread OP ??

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Plenty of indirect offers in thread OP ??"

You reading somethin different to me??

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Besides I wasn't fishing I was having a laugh and taking the piss out my shit sex life

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.

Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? "

Tell anyone you meet they don't get pleasured until they give you 2 oral orgasms.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Plenty of indirect offers in thread OP ??

You reading somethin different to me?? "

I will make you a direct offer lol. I would tongue you to as many oral ogasms as you want.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Just checking in.

OP has oral satisfaction been achieved yet?

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

I've never had an oral orgasm which is probably why i don't enjoy receiving like I do giving it I think I've been missing out a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd keep going until lock jaw kicked in

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.

It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.

Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't

I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars

I'm the other way around, it gets to a point and I'm a bit "no no more get inside me now"

Years ago I had that when men/women used to bother and make an attempt to get someone off. I would get to the flying up the bed enough stage and fuck me kind person haha

I will keep going untill either the lady cums or she wants me inside her. Never been selfish when it comes to giving pleasure

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Besides I wasn't fishing I was having a laugh and taking the piss out my shit sex life "

I know, but the direct offers are now flooding in

ha. Do you like crotch nuzzling also?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to bet more

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"I've never had an oral orgasm which is probably why i don't enjoy receiving like I do giving it I think I've been missing out a bit

Sex is fabulous. Oral sex is literally delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had an oral orgasm which is probably why i don't enjoy receiving like I do giving it I think I've been missing out a bit

You definitely have, I’d not had much experience of receiving oral until I met my mr and though he said he was good I didn’t realise just how good. Now I know that done right it can be fantastic, and makes me cum so many times x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.

Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? "

My calculator is broke....

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd need to know how many opportunities had presented themselves to achieve said oral orgasm because I could make a scientific guess

However, I predict it will be a good year for you, I'm going for at least the one. But it will be a good one

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'd need to know how many opportunities had presented themselves to achieve said oral orgasm because I could make a scientific guess

However, I predict it will be a good year for you, I'm going for at least the one. But it will be a good one

Well ... If you're auditioning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd need to know how many opportunities had presented themselves to achieve said oral orgasm because I could make a scientific guess

However, I predict it will be a good year for you, I'm going for at least the one. But it will be a good one

Well ... If you're auditioning...

I'm more of a receiver

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'd need to know how many opportunities had presented themselves to achieve said oral orgasm because I could make a scientific guess

However, I predict it will be a good year for you, I'm going for at least the one. But it will be a good one

Well ... If you're auditioning...

I'm more of a receiver

That's what i meant - roadtesting providers

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