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I think I may have sugar poisoning.....

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Attempts to rid the house of soluble carbs may have backfired on me! If I stop posting, send the paramedics in please!

I'l try some gin, see if that helps.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attempts to rid the house of soluble carbs may have backfired on me! If I stop posting, send the paramedics in please!

I'l try some gin, see if that helps..... "

Step away from the gin!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attempts to rid the house of soluble carbs may have backfired on me! If I stop posting, send the paramedics in please!

I'l try some gin, see if that helps..... "

Nobhead

Try vodka, gin just makes it worse!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Attempts to rid the house of soluble carbs may have backfired on me! If I stop posting, send the paramedics in please!

I'l try some gin, see if that helps.....

Step away from the gin!!!"

But I have so many bottles of it lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attempts to rid the house of soluble carbs may have backfired on me! If I stop posting, send the paramedics in please!

I'l try some gin, see if that helps.....

Step away from the gin!!!"

She’s not you and my parents are not her future in-laws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Attempts to rid the house of soluble carbs may have backfired on me! If I stop posting, send the paramedics in please!

I'l try some gin, see if that helps.....

Nobhead

Try vodka, gin just makes it worse! "

I have not had a drop of vodka since drinking half a bottle on an empty stomach at a college party!!

But I have two bottles of Sloe gin, two of pink gin and a small london gin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attempts to rid the house of soluble carbs may have backfired on me! If I stop posting, send the paramedics in please!

I'l try some gin, see if that helps.....

Nobhead

Try vodka, gin just makes it worse!

I have not had a drop of vodka since drinking half a bottle on an empty stomach at a college party!!

But I have two bottles of Sloe gin, two of pink gin and a small london gin!! "

You won’t have to worry about sugar poisoning if you drink all that lady!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Attempts to rid the house of soluble carbs may have backfired on me! If I stop posting, send the paramedics in please!

I'l try some gin, see if that helps.....

Step away from the gin!!!

She’s not you and my parents are not her future in-laws"

I have a reputation to keep up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attempts to rid the house of soluble carbs may have backfired on me! If I stop posting, send the paramedics in please!

I'l try some gin, see if that helps.....

Nobhead

Try vodka, gin just makes it worse!

I have not had a drop of vodka since drinking half a bottle on an empty stomach at a college party!!

But I have two bottles of Sloe gin, two of pink gin and a small london gin!! "

Ok- well I will let you off then!

Sloe gin is lethal!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Attempts to rid the house of soluble carbs may have backfired on me! If I stop posting, send the paramedics in please!

I'l try some gin, see if that helps.....

Nobhead

Try vodka, gin just makes it worse!

I have not had a drop of vodka since drinking half a bottle on an empty stomach at a college party!!

But I have two bottles of Sloe gin, two of pink gin and a small london gin!!

You won’t have to worry about sugar poisoning if you drink all that lady!"

Haha, no, I should be in a true coma by then!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh In forgot - I have a bottle of JD too!! I've made a good profit on booze this xmas, we only drank one bottle of Rhubarb and Ginger that I bought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, I feel your pain.

I've eaten my body weight in sausage rolls. And tried to counteract it with vodka, which just made me cry and bitch fit on Tom this morning...

I feel my panic attack was unjustifiable as I could still see my feet, and continue to be able to do so.

All is ok, Tom has forgiven me, there are no more sausage rolls and only a little vodka.

Repeat with me 'we are safe, we can still see our feet'

Hmmm I do feel kind of hungry now though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh, I feel your pain.

I've eaten my body weight in sausage rolls. And tried to counteract it with vodka, which just made me cry and bitch fit on Tom this morning...

I feel my panic attack was unjustifiable as I could still see my feet, and continue to be able to do so.

All is ok, Tom has forgiven me, there are no more sausage rolls and only a little vodka.

Repeat with me 'we are safe, we can still see our feet'

Hmmm I do feel kind of hungry now though....

"

Don't eat Tom

(TOM watch your sausage mate!)

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ooh, I feel your pain.

I've eaten my body weight in sausage rolls. And tried to counteract it with vodka, which just made me cry and bitch fit on Tom this morning...

I feel my panic attack was unjustifiable as I could still see my feet, and continue to be able to do so.

All is ok, Tom has forgiven me, there are no more sausage rolls and only a little vodka.

Repeat with me 'we are safe, we can still see our feet'

Hmmm I do feel kind of hungry now though....

"

Haha, I like you...

I just went down to get a chilled Fevertree to go with my Sipsmith Sloe gin and was eyeing up the kettle chips.....you think a hefty dose of salt might counteract the sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Don't eat Tom

(TOM watch your sausage mate!) "

I find it hard to do so, Tom's sausage makes me gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Haha, I like you...

I just went down to get a chilled Fevertree to go with my Sipsmith Sloe gin and was eyeing up the kettle chips.....you think a hefty dose of salt might counteract the sugar? "

Fank yoo, fank yoo.

I like you too

Yeah, I reckon you should give it a go... I just had some posh co-op slighty salty crisps... hmm thirsty now. Kracken or Baileys ooosht.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

Haha, I like you...

I just went down to get a chilled Fevertree to go with my Sipsmith Sloe gin and was eyeing up the kettle chips.....you think a hefty dose of salt might counteract the sugar?

Fank yoo, fank yoo.

I like you too

Yeah, I reckon you should give it a go... I just had some posh co-op slighty salty crisps... hmm thirsty now. Kracken or Baileys ooosht."

Hahaha, such a hedonistic merrigoround......OK, I'm blaming it on you if it goes wrong, I'm going down for the kettle chips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Hahaha, such a hedonistic merrigoround......OK, I'm blaming it on you if it goes wrong, I'm going down for the kettle chips!

"

Oooh "jumps up and down clapping" ok, let me cover you... kitchen secure captain, go on in

Hmm shuffles off with the biscuit tin "catch ya on the flip flop, got important business to tend too"

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

Hahaha, such a hedonistic merrigoround......OK, I'm blaming it on you if it goes wrong, I'm going down for the kettle chips!

Oooh "jumps up and down clapping" ok, let me cover you... kitchen secure captain, go on in

Hmm shuffles off with the biscuit tin "catch ya on the flip flop, got important business to tend too"

"

Biscuits you say.......the crisps made me thirsty so now i have another gin and fancy something sweet hahaha!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Slimline tonic instead?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Slimline tonic instead?"

I do have light fevertree, I'm not entirely out of control!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Slimline tonic instead?

I do have light fevertree, I'm not entirely out of control! "

Thank goodness Frisky

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Slimline tonic instead?

I do have light fevertree, I'm not entirely out of control!

Thank goodness Frisky "

Yes, that can get messy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Biscuits you say.......the crisps made me thirsty so now i have another gin and fancy something sweet hahaha! "

Choklit ones... come and see, bring the gin, I gots Baileys. Me, you biscuits, Baileys and gin. Perfick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slimline tonic instead?"

Nooo 'pulls you in, throws slimeline out of the window'

Shhhhhh.... nobody got time fo'dat!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

Biscuits you say.......the crisps made me thirsty so now i have another gin and fancy something sweet hahaha!

Choklit ones... come and see, bring the gin, I gots Baileys. Me, you biscuits, Baileys and gin. Perfick "

I ate a whole packet....um box of luxury chocolate ones in about two days flat!! I was meaning to freeze them then I got cross......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I ate a whole packet....um box of luxury chocolate ones in about two days flat!! I was meaning to freeze them then I got cross...... "

Oooh, I can see why it made you cross. At least they are gone. Yoy did the right thing. No good comes of dwelling on the past, been. Gone done

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

I ate a whole packet....um box of luxury chocolate ones in about two days flat!! I was meaning to freeze them then I got cross......

Oooh, I can see why it made you cross. At least they are gone. Yoy did the right thing. No good comes of dwelling on the past, been. Gone done "

Defo gone! My theory is if you're going to overeat one day it probably won't make a difference by how much!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

What you need frisky is a young stud to have a gallop with

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"What you need frisky is a young stud to have a gallop with "

Tell me about it!! Mind you, a thread yesterday looked very promising. ...

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