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"He certainly earnt his waterwings and didn't li-lo. He dived in at the deep end, no armbands needed "Lmao  thank you I wish I could use it x
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"He certainly earnt his waterwings and didn't li-lo. He dived in at the deep end, no armbands needed "Only eats, drinks and wears red. Hence our sexy evening included red bull, red sauce, red wine, red undies and a red ass!! Hope to meet again real soon xxx | |||
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"He certainly earnt his waterwings and didn't li-lo. He dived in at the deep end, no armbands needed "I arrived prematurely but in my defence she's bloody gorgeous so she should take it as a compliment 
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"He certainly earnt his waterwings and didn't li-lo. He dived in at the deep end, no armbands needed "She lit up my day with her charm, no fairy lights needed. It was me who was left miss red though, those lipstick marks are hard to get off! | |||
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She lit up my day with her charm, no fairy lights needed. It was me who was left miss red though, those lipstick marks are hard to get off! "Was certainly as elegant and fun as she looks In her pictures | |||
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"He certainly earnt his waterwings and didn't li-lo. He dived in at the deep end, no armbands needed "Second attempt. Can we form a queue please we are not German! Only eats, drinks and wears red. Hence our sexy evening included red bull, red sauce, red wine, red undies and a red ass!! Hope to meet again real soon xxx | |||
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She lit up my day with her charm, no fairy lights needed. It was me who was left miss red though, those lipstick marks are hard to get off! "What can I say we knew exactly who she was when she entered the room her engery and charisma lit up the room. Boobie hugs were greatly given and received. | |||
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Only eats, drinks and wears red. Hence our sexy evening included red bull, red sauce, red wine, red undies and a red ass!! Hope to meet again real soon xxx"Love it | |||
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She lit up my day with her charm, no fairy lights needed. It was me who was left miss red though, those lipstick marks are hard to get off! " | |||
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She lit up my day with her charm, no fairy lights needed. It was me who was left miss red though, those lipstick marks are hard to get off!
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She lit up my day with her charm, no fairy lights needed. It was me who was left miss red though, those lipstick marks are hard to get off!
"Fake profile, I turned up suited and booted only to be met by 25 stone Brian from Wakefield wearing a mini skirt and three days of stubble  | |||
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"Omg what a wonderful afternoon of sex with these two I even got to cum in both of them lol xxx" oh my god he was so good he got hard when he needed to be and he's a keeper don't mess this one around  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 27/12/17 18:49:58] Fake Veri removed by poster "He's very cold but by God he can give excellent bear hugs | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 27/12/17 18:54:50]" He took me over the hills and roamed around my valley. | |||
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"A lovely social, and a good ol’ natter. Couldn’t tempt her to go bi. Sadly. "Getting that photo of her cum face took ages, but it was worth it | |||
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"A lovely social, and a good ol’ natter. Couldn’t tempt her to go bi. Sadly. "Wonderful meet, couldn’t resist those “Come to bed” eyes | |||
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"A lovely social, and a good ol’ natter. Couldn’t tempt her to go bi. Sadly. "Estella well what can I say she can talk the hind legs off a donkey loves a sausage and when she writes a veri you can bet your ass it'll be three pages long ,she's definitely worth a second visit | |||
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"A lovely social, and a good ol’ natter. Couldn’t tempt her to go bi. Sadly. "Sadly us oldies just couldn’t keep the pace up with this lovely young lady, but we tried our best, she is opinionated & knows what she wants, perfect x | |||
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"A lovely social, and a good ol’ natter. Couldn’t tempt her to go bi. Sadly.
Sadly us oldies just couldn’t keep the pace up with this lovely young lady, but we tried our best, she is opinionated & knows what she wants, perfect x"So pleased that they made an exception to there normal no single guys rule to meet me. Unfortunately I got stuck in a snow drift on the drive to meet them so the only 8 inches she received was from the white cold slippy stuff that fell that night Sorry | |||
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"This couple certainly showed me a thing or two very experienced and took total control of me what else can i say "  xx | |||
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"This couple certainly showed me a thing or two very experienced and took total control of me what else can i say
xx"Well we had a fantastic meet with this foxy pair but if we are honest we thought the profile picture had been edited for private. NO!!! We were wrong the red masks stayed on throughout the whole meet. | |||
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"This couple certainly showed me a thing or two very experienced and took total control of me what else can i say
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Well we had a fantastic meet with this foxy pair but if we are honest we thought the profile picture had been edited for private. NO!!! We were wrong the red masks stayed on throughout the whole meet. "Himandhernotts. The meet was so bad they blocked us | |||
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"Buxom red Crash landed at sea. Thankfully her natural buoyancy aids saved dozens " The naughty stuff was first class, could tell she really meant business. The trip down south left Miss.Red with a lovely colour despite it being very wet. I found it just too hot, luckily both ladies helped empty my very full bag before departure. | |||
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"Buxom red Crash landed at sea. Thankfully her natural buoyancy aids saved dozens The naughty stuff was first class, could tell she really meant business. The trip down south left Miss.Red with a lovely colour despite it being very wet. I found it just too hot, luckily both ladies helped empty my very full bag before departure." The VIP lounge was left steamy after the session with these two. Miss.Red's delicious...cakes and Moriarty's and Cute's homemade cream was a perfect combination. I liked and licked them all three 
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"Finally Met Redoriety last night and all I can say is wow, dont pass this one by if you are lucky to meet them, these ones are truly amazing and I want them all to my self, treat them with respect. A credit to fab *puke* *gush* *cringe* Ok so really; I met this boring pair last night, when I arrived the lady was dressed in a pcv cat suit and had been on the tread mill for 2 hours so that the sweat and other bodily fluids was draining out of her ankle hole. The man was sat in his cream wedding knickers watching ‘Sexy TV F*cks teeny girl* porn. They offered me a drink, I accepted and they brought me a hot cup of Bovril. Once finished they asked If I would like to get started, so we proceeded with pulling the pvc cat suit of the female with great difficulty, akin to pulling a johny off a flacid penis. It went snap and all the sweat (and other liquids) went up the wall. We rolled her over in a bath of talc like a chicken drummer thats going to get deep fried. We noticed she now looked like a toe that had been in the bath far too long. They explained their sexy warm up and asked if Id like to join in, i agreed and the music commenced as we did star jumps, clapped and did running on the spot to the all time classic “pian, pian, piano, piano, piano, pian, pian, piano piano, I am the music man and I.... by this time I was perspiring also so he lent me his Brut to freshen up. We all got into bed like the 3 bears and they both masterbated while shouting I will beat you this time. Unsure what was going on I soon concluded they was having a race. She then opened her legs and said “impale me with your joust” he gave me an extra strength super thick condom and told me to saddle up. I did, but with some working out as it was as thick as roof felt. He got an industrial tub of lube out and slapped it on her massive hairy buldge and told me to penetrate her hard and fast. I did as she sang “mr blobby” too me. Once finished she emptied my condom into her pint of gin and said bottoms up as she shotted it like a 90’s aftershock. Really down to earth and sincere normal laid back couple. Really nice to meet as some folk can be a bit weird or eccentric. Cant wait till next time, i’ll remember the sprouts. "Wow | |||
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"Buxom red Crash landed at sea. Thankfully her natural buoyancy aids saved dozens The naughty stuff was first class, could tell she really meant business. The trip down south left Miss.Red with a lovely colour despite it being very wet. I found it just too hot, luckily both ladies helped empty my very full bag before departure. The VIP lounge was left steamy after the session with these two. Miss.Red's delicious...cakes and Moriarty's and Cute's homemade cream was a perfect combination. I liked and licked them all three
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"Simply make up a fake veri from a pretend meet for the person above Keep it light hearted and fun " I think this happens a lot anyway! | |||
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"Buxom red Crash landed at sea. Thankfully her natural buoyancy aids saved dozens The naughty stuff was first class, could tell she really meant business. The trip down south left Miss.Red with a lovely colour despite it being very wet. I found it just too hot, luckily both ladies helped empty my very full bag before departure. The VIP lounge was left steamy after the session with these two. Miss.Red's delicious...cakes and Moriarty's and Cute's homemade cream was a perfect combination. I liked and licked them all three
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"Buxom red Crash landed at sea. Thankfully her natural buoyancy aids saved dozens The naughty stuff was first class, could tell she really meant business. The trip down south left Miss.Red with a lovely colour despite it being very wet. I found it just too hot, luckily both ladies helped empty my very full bag before departure. The VIP lounge was left steamy after the session with these two. Miss.Red's delicious...cakes and Moriarty's and Cute's homemade cream was a perfect combination. I liked and licked them all three
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We're going to be close to you on Thursday "Oh really? How come? | |||
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"Finally Met Redoriety last night and all I can say is wow, dont pass this one by if you are lucky to meet them, these ones are truly amazing and I want them all to my self, treat them with respect. A credit to fab *puke* *gush* *cringe* Ok so really; I met this boring pair last night, when I arrived the lady was dressed in a pcv cat suit and had been on the tread mill for 2 hours so that the sweat and other bodily fluids was draining out of her ankle hole. The man was sat in his cream wedding knickers watching ‘Sexy TV F*cks teeny girl* porn. They offered me a drink, I accepted and they brought me a hot cup of Bovril. Once finished they asked If I would like to get started, so we proceeded with pulling the pvc cat suit of the female with great difficulty, akin to pulling a johny off a flacid penis. It went snap and all the sweat (and other liquids) went up the wall. We rolled her over in a bath of talc like a chicken drummer thats going to get deep fried. We noticed she now looked like a toe that had been in the bath far too long. They explained their sexy warm up and asked if Id like to join in, i agreed and the music commenced as we did star jumps, clapped and did running on the spot to the all time classic “pian, pian, piano, piano, piano, pian, pian, piano piano, I am the music man and I.... by this time I was perspiring also so he lent me his Brut to freshen up. We all got into bed like the 3 bears and they both masterbated while shouting I will beat you this time. Unsure what was going on I soon concluded they was having a race. She then opened her legs and said “impale me with your joust” he gave me an extra strength super thick condom and told me to saddle up. I did, but with some working out as it was as thick as roof felt. He got an industrial tub of lube out and slapped it on her massive hairy buldge and told me to penetrate her hard and fast. I did as she sang “mr blobby” too me. Once finished she emptied my condom into her pint of gin and said bottoms up as she shotted it like a 90’s aftershock. Really down to earth and sincere normal laid back couple. Really nice to meet as some folk can be a bit weird or eccentric. Cant wait till next time, i’ll remember the sprouts. "I do NOT wear Brut! | |||
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"Buxom red Crash landed at sea. Thankfully her natural buoyancy aids saved dozens The naughty stuff was first class, could tell she really meant business. The trip down south left Miss.Red with a lovely colour despite it being very wet. I found it just too hot, luckily both ladies helped empty my very full bag before departure. The VIP lounge was left steamy after the session with these two. Miss.Red's delicious...cakes and Moriarty's and Cute's homemade cream was a perfect combination. I liked and licked them all three
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We're going to be close to you on Thursday
Oh really? How come? "M will come to pick me up from the airport and I'm gonna suck his cock all the way back to Liverpool if you don't make better plans for us. With a lot of cakes and homemade cream | |||
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"Finally Met Redoriety last night and all I can say is wow, dont pass this one by if you are lucky to meet them, these ones are truly amazing and I want them all to my self, treat them with respect. A credit to fab *puke* *gush* *cringe* Ok so really; I met this boring pair last night, when I arrived the lady was dressed in a pcv cat suit and had been on the tread mill for 2 hours so that the sweat and other bodily fluids was draining out of her ankle hole. The man was sat in his cream wedding knickers watching ‘Sexy TV F*cks teeny girl* porn. They offered me a drink, I accepted and they brought me a hot cup of Bovril. Once finished they asked If I would like to get started, so we proceeded with pulling the pvc cat suit of the female with great difficulty, akin to pulling a johny off a flacid penis. It went snap and all the sweat (and other liquids) went up the wall. We rolled her over in a bath of talc like a chicken drummer thats going to get deep fried. We noticed she now looked like a toe that had been in the bath far too long. They explained their sexy warm up and asked if Id like to join in, i agreed and the music commenced as we did star jumps, clapped and did running on the spot to the all time classic “pian, pian, piano, piano, piano, pian, pian, piano piano, I am the music man and I.... by this time I was perspiring also so he lent me his Brut to freshen up. We all got into bed like the 3 bears and they both masterbated while shouting I will beat you this time. Unsure what was going on I soon concluded they was having a race. She then opened her legs and said “impale me with your joust” he gave me an extra strength super thick condom and told me to saddle up. I did, but with some working out as it was as thick as roof felt. He got an industrial tub of lube out and slapped it on her massive hairy buldge and told me to penetrate her hard and fast. I did as she sang “mr blobby” too me. Once finished she emptied my condom into her pint of gin and said bottoms up as she shotted it like a 90’s aftershock. Really down to earth and sincere normal laid back couple. Really nice to meet as some folk can be a bit weird or eccentric. Cant wait till next time, i’ll remember the sprouts.
I do NOT wear Brut!"My apologies, Old Spice? | |||
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"Buxom red Crash landed at sea. Thankfully her natural buoyancy aids saved dozens The naughty stuff was first class, could tell she really meant business. The trip down south left Miss.Red with a lovely colour despite it being very wet. I found it just too hot, luckily both ladies helped empty my very full bag before departure. The VIP lounge was left steamy after the session with these two. Miss.Red's delicious...cakes and Moriarty's and Cute's homemade cream was a perfect combination. I liked and licked them all three
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We're going to be close to you on Thursday
Oh really? How come?
M will come to pick me up from the airport and I'm gonna suck his cock all the way back to Liverpool if you don't make better plans for us. With a lot of cakes and homemade cream "I get the feeling after reading this M won't want me to make any other plans! | |||
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"We flew with YooHoo and had WooHoo in the LooLoo - mile high club duly joined!" HaHa...WooHoo DoDo YouYou LooLoo | |||
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"We flew with YooHoo and had WooHoo in the LooLoo - mile high club duly joined! HaHa...WooHoo DoDo YouYou LooLoo "Woohoo had me shouting WOOHOO at some of the things she treated me to, filthy minded woman but who's complaining | |||
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"James Bond has nothing on Sam." After trying my boobs for size they decided their hands weren't big enough to be my boob warmers! | |||
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"James Bond has nothing on Sam. After trying my boobs for size they decided their hands weren't big enough to be my boob warmers! " Probably just need one word. WOW | |||
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"Mr Spoon would turn green with envy if he knew we had met this excellent couple and had the very pleasurable button moon tour!" Insisting I wore a Womble outfit to help mrs with her fantasy was nearly to much but once I got over the embarrassment it was fun | |||
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"It was my first time . Im glad it was with this lovely women. Until the next time "Insisted we sang Chris de Burgh’s lady in red alternatively throughout the whole of our play time x | |||
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"It was my first time . Im glad it was with this lovely women. Until the next time
Insisted we sang Chris de Burgh’s lady in red alternatively throughout the whole of our play time x"No need for a made up one! | |||
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Insisted we sang Chris de Burgh’s lady in red alternatively throughout the whole of our play time x"Had a fantastic time. Put me at ease in their company insistently. The lady makes a mean hot pot and the gentleman treated us to a homemade cheesecake to die for. The fun was mind blowing until we thought we saw tv heartthrob kit Harrington being accosted by 3 men in masks outside. We rushed to help, with no time to dress, only to find it was infact Mrs Smyth from down the road and her 3 chihuahuas. What an evening | |||
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"I met the spaceman for a manly pint of real ale in a manly way to chat about footy, birds and darts. Much to my surprise he turned up to the Dog and Duck in an actual Spacesuit. Top bloke, strange transport. He actually has the last servicable Space Shuttle. Give him a shout ladies "He's out of this world" "I love you | |||
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"The irish rectum of infrequendalliance is a delightful piece of anatomy. Wrinkles yet firm. Please treat him well. " Arsenal supporter and by half time it needed supporting | |||
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