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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual?

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

No brainer

Off to the ground it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compromise, go and watch the first half in the cold. When it's 0-4 at halfback time, head home to the warm for the baileys and a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual? "

Stay home, watch the game on the telly. Diddle the missus.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual? "

I think you already know the answer to this dilemma , assuming you aren’t already pissed .

No one in their right mind would even consider going to watch their team get annihilated in these conditions would they ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Compromise, go and watch the first half in the cold. When it's 0-4 at halfback time, head home to the warm for the baileys and a fuck."
0-4 at half time.. I'll be happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss the game!!

The Christmas period has been utter turd results wise for me so watching the Blue shite dismantle the Toon will tip me over the edge!

If you do decide to go to the game can I take up the other option please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the game, watch Newcastle beat Man City (miracles can happen), then home for bailey’s and a celebratory shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual?

I think you already know the answer to this dilemma , assuming you aren’t already pissed .

No one in their right mind would even consider going to watch their team get annihilated in these conditions would they ?

"

Well it is usually a weekly ritual, but tonight I fear a new Premiership scoreline may be created

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Compromise, go and watch the first half in the cold. When it's 0-4 at halfback time, head home to the warm for the baileys and a fuck.0-4 at half time.. I'll be happy with that "

The way Man' City are free scoring, so would any opposition. We had 7 put past.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Compromise, go and watch the first half in the cold. When it's 0-4 at halfback time, head home to the warm for the baileys and a fuck.0-4 at half time.. I'll be happy with that

The way Man' City are free scoring, so would any opposition. We had 7 put past. "

Oh we might just beat that later

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual?

I think you already know the answer to this dilemma , assuming you aren’t already pissed .

No one in their right mind would even consider going to watch their team get annihilated in these conditions would they ?

Well it is usually a weekly ritual, but tonight I fear a new Premiership scoreline may be created "

Well I hope not , I really wish for a Newcastle win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual?

I think you already know the answer to this dilemma , assuming you aren’t already pissed .

No one in their right mind would even consider going to watch their team get annihilated in these conditions would they ?

Well it is usually a weekly ritual, but tonight I fear a new Premiership scoreline may be created

Well I hope not , I really wish for a Newcastle win "

Me too had a silly £10 on the win

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual? "

Neither, watch something good instead and spend time with your lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't miss the chance of watching Newcastle stop city's winning streak and think of how good the sex will be if you come home after a Newcastle win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1-0 win Captain Jamal. Go to the game win, lose (Most likely outcome) or draw go and hone and have sex with the missus as either a celebration or a pick me up.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you go to the game, put on a balaclava before you eat yer half time pie

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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What is this filthy talk?

Round balls.

Yuk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you go to the game, put on a balaclava before you eat yer half time pie "
No pies these days Ace just a cheeky bovril

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well the thought of maybe upsetting the big boys has proven too much of a temptation, Wrapped up like an Eskimo and awaiting my Taxi.. Have a great night you sexy Fabbers whatever you are doing

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Go to the game, watch Newcastle beat Man City (miracles can happen), then home for bailey’s and a celebratory shag "

I admire your optimism here Miss I.

I share the hope that the Toon nobble city and the OP gets his post game celebrity oats

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Well the thought of maybe upsetting the big boys has proven too much of a temptation, Wrapped up like an Eskimo and awaiting my Taxi.. Have a great night you sexy Fabbers whatever you are doing "

All the best!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to the game, watch Newcastle beat Man City (miracles can happen), then home for bailey’s and a celebratory shag

I admire your optimism here Miss I.

I share the hope that the Toon nobble city and the OP gets his post game celebrity oats "

Ali here, I feel it will be a Consolidating shag to be honest

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Go to the game, watch Newcastle beat Man City (miracles can happen), then home for bailey’s and a celebratory shag

I admire your optimism here Miss I.

I share the hope that the Toon nobble city and the OP gets his post game celebrity oats Ali here, I feel it will be a Consolidating shag to be honest "

I have no you will both enjoy regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the match with a hot water bottle don't your pants, then your nuts won't freeze...problem solved xxx

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Good effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent performance, particularly second half, from the Toon. City seemed a bit below par. Shame Newcastle couldn’t nick an equaliser at the end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If Gayle hadn't dived for a penalty he might of gone on to score an equaliser, glad I came though but its unbelievably cold tonight

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