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"The rum is gone.......why has the run gone? " Because the pirate drank it. The shop is open, get more. | |||
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"Help me honey. I may be addicted to Wotsits (and most other cheesy flavoured puffed snacks) " I don't know that I can help you, only cheesus can save you now. | |||
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"I literally had to go and buy my own Lynx africa yesterday, I feel like I was too bad for santa " That is a shame indeed. Was it half price too? | |||
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"The rum is gone.......why has the run gone? Because the pirate drank it. The shop is open, get more." Bloody pirates! | |||
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"So, we've made it through Christmas. It can be a challenging time with all that drink and crazy family. Do you need help or advice? Somewhere to hide out? Tell me your woes I can't fix your title with an apostrophe." My phone is on top typo form today. Sorry | |||
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"I watched the colour version of, It's a Wonderful Life." Perfect. I watched...nothing actually. One has been terribly sociable | |||
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"I’ve overdosed on afrer eight mints - I think I’m turning into a watery thin mint.... Help " I like to play a game where you put one on your forehead and have to get it in your mouth without using your hands | |||
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"Food coma incoming... help needed " Quick get into my bed | |||
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"Food coma incoming... help needed Quick get into my bed " If you are sure it will help | |||
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"I’ve overdosed on afrer eight mints - I think I’m turning into a watery thin mint.... Help I like to play a game where you put one on your forehead and have to get it in your mouth without using your hands " BRB just getting an after eight mint | |||
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"I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise? " Norovirus will do the job for ya. | |||
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"I need to find a way to remove hair off my xxxxxxx can you advise the bast solution " Pluck it like a turkey | |||
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"I keep looking at pictures pretty ladies and getting depressed. How can I break this habit?" Stop looking | |||
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"Food coma incoming... help needed Quick get into my bed If you are sure it will help " I'm certain of it | |||
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"I just feel a bit flat now after Christmas with my family as I'm by myself again now,shall I take down my xmas decorations? Weather is poo poo it's grey,windy and now started to snow by the looks of it,stuff going out to pick up my panto tickets " Put some music on, take them down if it helps and get out in the fresh air to blow the blues away | |||
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"why is my Internet connection sooo slow when I'm trying to watch the grand tour? " Shit provider | |||
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"I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise? " Sex. All the sex | |||
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"I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise? Norovirus will do the job for ya. " . Turkey in 2 days should do the job | |||
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"Help me honey. I may be addicted to Wotsits (and most other cheesy flavoured puffed snacks) I don't know that I can help you, only cheesus can save you now. " Haha!! | |||
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"Help me honey. I may be addicted to Wotsits (and most other cheesy flavoured puffed snacks) I don't know that I can help you, only cheesus can save you now. " Lol | |||
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"I have gone round the shops - and found one item I wanted Addidas have got feck all on sale, Primani has loads of stuff but I have to carry it home " First world problems | |||
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"I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies I'm craving normal! " I'm having chocolate | |||
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"I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies I'm craving normal! I'm having chocolate " Luxury chocolate biscuits here too - all gone now! Only the mince pies and Xmas cake to get rid of now. | |||
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"I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies I'm craving normal! I'm having chocolate " I had chocolate cherry liqueurs. I decided as it contains fruit it's allowed | |||
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"I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise? Sex. All the sex " Sadly for my waistline, flying solo doesn't seem to work | |||
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"I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies I'm craving normal! I'm having chocolate Luxury chocolate biscuits here too - all gone now! Only the mince pies and Xmas cake to get rid of now. " I've got too much food left. Peach You are going to have to help me. | |||
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"I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies I'm craving normal! I'm having chocolate I had chocolate cherry liqueurs. I decided as it contains fruit it's allowed " | |||
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"I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise? Sex. All the sex Sadly for my waistline, flying solo doesn't seem to work " Sit up wanking | |||
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"Hahaha, this made me laugh ?? I didn’t buy anyone Lynx this year??" I did. And I laughed muchly | |||
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"When I was in my childhood days one of my favourite story books was The Magic Porridge pot, about a pot that never stopped giving porridge. Do you know if its possible to get Prosecco bottles like this? " I wish!! | |||
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"My back hurts My bum hurts My pussy is aching and dripping out someone's cum My legs hurt I look and feel a mess And my hubby is in bed asleep so I can't shower yet incase I wake him up " I fail to see this as a problem | |||
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"I literally had to go and buy my own Lynx africa yesterday, I feel like I was too bad for santa " Lol my son said it wasn’t Christmas unless he had a Lynx Africa set. I was happy to oblige. | |||
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"I literally had to go and buy my own Lynx africa yesterday, I feel like I was too bad for santa Lol my son said it wasn’t Christmas unless he had a Lynx Africa set. I was happy to oblige. " I got the "black edition" | |||
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"My head hurts...can you take the hangover away please?! Geeky x" Have another drink | |||
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"Had a tooth out this morning. Dentist says I’ve to take it easy but I’m off to a club tonight. What position do you suggest Miss Honey so that I’m still following the dentist’s advice? " Missionary, doggy, basically make them do the work | |||
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"Not long got through a bad patch with depression but doing okay now. Put some new pics up trying to carry on as normal. Happy fabbing all" Welcome back and keep smiling | |||
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"After spending nearly 4 hours with Star Wars Lego, I’ve cone to realise that I don’t have all the pieces so can’t finish it, it’s the speederbike set for those who are interested " Shit | |||
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"I am at work. It's busy and I am on call tonight. Can you hide me away please?* *Not under the new patio at Honey towers." Come hide in my bed | |||
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"After 2 manic days with family I'm now home alone. Wait... that's not a problem " Sounds perfect | |||
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"I am not responsible for Secret Passions state of distress. " Cry wank | |||
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"As a single bloke on here starting to think there is something wrong with me haha not getting meets, messages etc yet when I first come on was beating them off haha .." Me too. Now I just embrace the fact that I am an old vagina. | |||
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"I am actually glad I don't need to drink until Sunday now " I haven't d*unk at all. | |||
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"As a single bloke on here starting to think there is something wrong with me haha not getting meets, messages etc yet when I first come on was beating them off haha .. Me too. Now I just embrace the fact that I am an old vagina. " You were closer I'd meet you think that's what it Is, I'm knocking on now? haha | |||
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"I am at work. It's busy and I am on call tonight. Can you hide me away please?* *Not under the new patio at Honey towers. Come hide in my bed " Whoo duvet den! Do you have a torch? It'll be dark. | |||
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"I am at work. It's busy and I am on call tonight. Can you hide me away please?* *Not under the new patio at Honey towers. Come hide in my bed Whoo duvet den! Do you have a torch? It'll be dark. " I eat my carrots, no need for a torch | |||
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"The fire needs a log adding, and there’s cellophane around the next box of chocolates. What am I to do?" Throw a log on and I'll open the cellophane | |||
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"The fire needs a log adding, and there’s cellophane around the next box of chocolates. What am I to do? Throw a log on and I'll open the cellophane " Deal x | |||
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"I have a dilemma...to wash my hair or wear a hat " Bobble beanie or baseball? | |||
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"I have a dilemma...to wash my hair or wear a hat " Hat everytime Peach x | |||
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"I have a dilemma Honey, an hour alone in the house, do I : 1. Have a snooze 2. Have a wank (I have already had a little one) 3. Prep dinner 4. Pour a gin and do some colouring. 5. Continue perving on here Help!! Peach x" You could combine 2 & 3 | |||
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"I have a dilemma Honey, an hour alone in the house, do I : 1. Have a snooze 2. Have a wank (I have already had a little one) 3. Prep dinner 4. Pour a gin and do some colouring. 5. Continue perving on here Help!! Peach x You could combine 2 & 3 " HEALTH AND SAFETY ALERT!! I shall attempt it now... Peach x | |||
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"The rum is gone.......why has the run gone? Because the pirate drank it. The shop is open, get more." No I didn't.... But getting more of anything is always good advice | |||
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"I have a dilemma Honey, an hour alone in the house, do I : 1. Have a snooze 2. Have a wank (I have already had a little one) 3. Prep dinner 4. Pour a gin and do some colouring. 5. Continue perving on here Help!! Peach x" Wank then gin | |||
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"I have a dilemma...to wash my hair or wear a hat Bobble beanie or baseball?" Beanie | |||
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"So, we've made it through Christmas. It can be a challenging time with all that drink and crazy family. Do you need help or advice? Somewhere to hide out? Tell me your woes " I need help with a swelling that I would like to hide somewhere Grabs coat | |||
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"I have a dilemma Honey, an hour alone in the house, do I : 1. Have a snooze 2. Have a wank (I have already had a little one) 3. Prep dinner 4. Pour a gin and do some colouring. 5. Continue perving on here Help!! Peach x" Ok, do all of the above in this order 3, the first part of 4, 2 whilst doing 5, then 1. You're welcome. | |||
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"I now need to go out to get my massage after an insecure boyfriend vetoed a home visit. Im now thinking do I go and let his mind rest or cancel to make him think more was in the cards if a home visit happened. " Like you need to ask | |||
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"Had a tooth out this morning. Dentist says I’ve to take it easy but I’m off to a club tonight. What position do you suggest Miss Honey so that I’m still following the dentist’s advice? Missionary, doggy, basically make them do the work " Thanks Miss Honey | |||
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"I am at work. It's busy and I am on call tonight. Can you hide me away please?* *Not under the new patio at Honey towers. Come hide in my bed Whoo duvet den! Do you have a torch? It'll be dark. I eat my carrots, no need for a torch " Ahh. But then you may visage the horror of my countenance. | |||
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"I've drank far too much gin, I'm now running low & my next batch won't be ready til end of Jan. I may have to resort to buying gin Oh the woe! " I wonder if Discovery have a gap in their schedule for “South Coast Moonshiners” !! | |||
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