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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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So, we've made it through Christmas.

It can be a challenging time with all that drink and crazy family.

Do you need help or advice? Somewhere to hide out?

Tell me your woes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rum is gone.......why has the run gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help me honey. I may be addicted to Wotsits (and most other cheesy flavoured puffed snacks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I literally had to go and buy my own Lynx africa yesterday, I feel like I was too bad for santa

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"The rum is gone.......why has the run gone? "

Because the pirate drank it. The shop is open, get more.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Help me honey. I may be addicted to Wotsits (and most other cheesy flavoured puffed snacks) "

I don't know that I can help you, only cheesus can save you now.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I literally had to go and buy my own Lynx africa yesterday, I feel like I was too bad for santa "

That is a shame indeed. Was it half price too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, we've made it through Christmas.

It can be a challenging time with all that drink and crazy family.

Do you need help or advice? Somewhere to hide out?

Tell me your woes "

I can't fix your title with an apostrophe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The rum is gone.......why has the run gone?

Because the pirate drank it. The shop is open, get more."

Bloody pirates!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"So, we've made it through Christmas.

It can be a challenging time with all that drink and crazy family.

Do you need help or advice? Somewhere to hide out?

Tell me your woes

I can't fix your title with an apostrophe."

My phone is on top typo form today. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched the colour version of, It's a Wonderful Life.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I watched the colour version of, It's a Wonderful Life."

Perfect. I watched...nothing actually. One has been terribly sociable

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’ve overdosed on afrer eight mints - I think I’m turning into a watery thin mint....

Help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food coma incoming... help needed

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I’ve overdosed on afrer eight mints - I think I’m turning into a watery thin mint....

Help "

I like to play a game where you put one on your forehead and have to get it in your mouth without using your hands

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Food coma incoming... help needed "

Quick get into my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to find a way to remove hair off my xxxxxxx can you advise the bast solution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep looking at pictures pretty ladies and getting depressed. How can I break this habit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food coma incoming... help needed

Quick get into my bed "

If you are sure it will help

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I just feel a bit flat now after Christmas with my family as I'm by myself again now,shall I take down my xmas decorations?

Weather is poo poo it's grey,windy and now started to snow by the looks of it,stuff going out to pick up my panto tickets

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

why is my Internet connection sooo slow when I'm trying to watch the grand tour?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I’ve overdosed on afrer eight mints - I think I’m turning into a watery thin mint....

Help

I like to play a game where you put one on your forehead and have to get it in your mouth without using your hands "

BRB just getting an after eight mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise? "

Norovirus will do the job for ya.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I need to find a way to remove hair off my xxxxxxx can you advise the bast solution "

Pluck it like a turkey

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I keep looking at pictures pretty ladies and getting depressed. How can I break this habit?"

Stop looking

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Food coma incoming... help needed

Quick get into my bed

If you are sure it will help "

I'm certain of it

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I just feel a bit flat now after Christmas with my family as I'm by myself again now,shall I take down my xmas decorations?

Weather is poo poo it's grey,windy and now started to snow by the looks of it,stuff going out to pick up my panto tickets "

Put some music on, take them down if it helps and get out in the fresh air to blow the blues away

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"why is my Internet connection sooo slow when I'm trying to watch the grand tour? "

Shit provider

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise? "

Sex. All the sex

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise?

Norovirus will do the job for ya. "

. Turkey in 2 days should do the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help me honey. I may be addicted to Wotsits (and most other cheesy flavoured puffed snacks)

I don't know that I can help you, only cheesus can save you now. "

Haha!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have gone round the shops - and found one item I wanted

Addidas have got feck all on sale, Primani has loads of stuff but I have to carry it home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies

I'm craving normal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help me honey. I may be addicted to Wotsits (and most other cheesy flavoured puffed snacks)

I don't know that I can help you, only cheesus can save you now. "

Lol

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I have gone round the shops - and found one item I wanted

Addidas have got feck all on sale, Primani has loads of stuff but I have to carry it home "

First world problems

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies

I'm craving normal! "

I'm having chocolate

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies

I'm craving normal!

I'm having chocolate "

Luxury chocolate biscuits here too - all gone now! Only the mince pies and Xmas cake to get rid of now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies

I'm craving normal!

I'm having chocolate "

I had chocolate cherry liqueurs. I decided as it contains fruit it's allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise?

Sex. All the sex "

Sadly for my waistline, flying solo doesn't seem to work

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By *heeky_subCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Hahaha, this made me laugh ??

I didn’t buy anyone Lynx this year??

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies

I'm craving normal!

I'm having chocolate

Luxury chocolate biscuits here too - all gone now! Only the mince pies and Xmas cake to get rid of now. "

I've got too much food left. Peach You are going to have to help me.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I have no actual normal food for breakfast. Just left over buffet and mince pies

I'm craving normal!

I'm having chocolate

I had chocolate cherry liqueurs. I decided as it contains fruit it's allowed "

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I think I've gained more than my holiday-allotted 10 pounds, now that Christmas is over. How do I get rid of it without doing any exercise?

Sex. All the sex

Sadly for my waistline, flying solo doesn't seem to work "

Sit up wanking

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hahaha, this made me laugh ??

I didn’t buy anyone Lynx this year??"

I did. And I laughed muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My back hurts

My bum hurts

My pussy is aching and dripping out someone's cum

My legs hurt

I look and feel a mess

And my hubby is in bed asleep so I can't shower yet incase I wake him up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in my childhood days one of my favourite story books was The Magic Porridge pot, about a pot that never stopped giving porridge. Do you know if its possible to get Prosecco bottles like this?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"When I was in my childhood days one of my favourite story books was The Magic Porridge pot, about a pot that never stopped giving porridge. Do you know if its possible to get Prosecco bottles like this? "

I wish!!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"My back hurts

My bum hurts

My pussy is aching and dripping out someone's cum

My legs hurt

I look and feel a mess

And my hubby is in bed asleep so I can't shower yet incase I wake him up

"

I fail to see this as a problem

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"I literally had to go and buy my own Lynx africa yesterday, I feel like I was too bad for santa "

Lol my son said it wasn’t Christmas unless he had a Lynx Africa set. I was happy to oblige.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head hurts...can you take the hangover away please?!

Geeky x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I literally had to go and buy my own Lynx africa yesterday, I feel like I was too bad for santa

Lol my son said it wasn’t Christmas unless he had a Lynx Africa set. I was happy to oblige.

"

I got the "black edition"

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"My head hurts...can you take the hangover away please?!

Geeky x"

Have another drink

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Had a tooth out this morning. Dentist says I’ve to take it easy but I’m off to a club tonight. What position do you suggest Miss Honey so that I’m still following the dentist’s advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long got through a bad patch with depression but doing okay now. Put some new pics up trying to carry on as normal. Happy fabbing all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After spending nearly 4 hours with Star Wars Lego, I’ve cone to realise that I don’t have all the pieces so can’t finish it, it’s the speederbike set for those who are interested

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Had a tooth out this morning. Dentist says I’ve to take it easy but I’m off to a club tonight. What position do you suggest Miss Honey so that I’m still following the dentist’s advice?

"

Missionary, doggy, basically make them do the work

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I am at work. It's busy and I am on call tonight.

Can you hide me away please?*

*Not under the new patio at Honey towers.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Not long got through a bad patch with depression but doing okay now. Put some new pics up trying to carry on as normal. Happy fabbing all"

Welcome back and keep smiling

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"After spending nearly 4 hours with Star Wars Lego, I’ve cone to realise that I don’t have all the pieces so can’t finish it, it’s the speederbike set for those who are interested "

Shit

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I am at work. It's busy and I am on call tonight.

Can you hide me away please?*

*Not under the new patio at Honey towers."

Come hide in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 2 manic days with family I'm now home alone.

Wait... that's not a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not responsible for Secret Passions state of distress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a single bloke on here starting to think there is something wrong with me haha not getting meets, messages etc yet when I first come on was beating them off haha ..

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By *quarianwhisperMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I am actually glad I don't need to drink until Sunday now

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"After 2 manic days with family I'm now home alone.

Wait... that's not a problem "

Sounds perfect

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I am not responsible for Secret Passions state of distress. "

Cry wank

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"As a single bloke on here starting to think there is something wrong with me haha not getting meets, messages etc yet when I first come on was beating them off haha .."

Me too. Now I just embrace the fact that I am an old vagina.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I am actually glad I don't need to drink until Sunday now "

I haven't d*unk at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a single bloke on here starting to think there is something wrong with me haha not getting meets, messages etc yet when I first come on was beating them off haha ..

Me too. Now I just embrace the fact that I am an old vagina. "

You were closer I'd meet you think that's what it Is, I'm knocking on now? haha

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"I am at work. It's busy and I am on call tonight.

Can you hide me away please?*

*Not under the new patio at Honey towers.

Come hide in my bed "

Whoo duvet den! Do you have a torch? It'll be dark.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I am at work. It's busy and I am on call tonight.

Can you hide me away please?*

*Not under the new patio at Honey towers.

Come hide in my bed

Whoo duvet den! Do you have a torch? It'll be dark. "

I eat my carrots, no need for a torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fire needs a log adding, and there’s cellophane around the next box of chocolates.

What am I to do?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"The fire needs a log adding, and there’s cellophane around the next box of chocolates.

What am I to do?"

Throw a log on and I'll open the cellophane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fire needs a log adding, and there’s cellophane around the next box of chocolates.

What am I to do?

Throw a log on and I'll open the cellophane "

Deal x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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I have a dilemma...to wash my hair or wear a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a dilemma Honey, an hour alone in the house, do I :

1. Have a snooze

2. Have a wank (I have already had a little one)

3. Prep dinner

4. Pour a gin and do some colouring.

5. Continue perving on here

Help!!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a dilemma...to wash my hair or wear a hat "

Bobble beanie or baseball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a dilemma...to wash my hair or wear a hat "

Hat everytime

Peach x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I have a dilemma Honey, an hour alone in the house, do I :

1. Have a snooze

2. Have a wank (I have already had a little one)

3. Prep dinner

4. Pour a gin and do some colouring.

5. Continue perving on here

Help!!

Peach x"

You could combine 2 & 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a dilemma Honey, an hour alone in the house, do I :

1. Have a snooze

2. Have a wank (I have already had a little one)

3. Prep dinner

4. Pour a gin and do some colouring.

5. Continue perving on here

Help!!

Peach x

You could combine 2 & 3 "

HEALTH AND SAFETY ALERT!!

I shall attempt it now...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The rum is gone.......why has the run gone?

Because the pirate drank it. The shop is open, get more."

No I didn't....

But getting more of anything is always good advice

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I have a dilemma Honey, an hour alone in the house, do I :

1. Have a snooze

2. Have a wank (I have already had a little one)

3. Prep dinner

4. Pour a gin and do some colouring.

5. Continue perving on here

Help!!

Peach x"

Wank then gin

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I have a dilemma...to wash my hair or wear a hat

Bobble beanie or baseball?"

Beanie

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"So, we've made it through Christmas.

It can be a challenging time with all that drink and crazy family.

Do you need help or advice? Somewhere to hide out?

Tell me your woes "

I need help with a swelling that I would like to hide somewhere

Grabs coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a dilemma Honey, an hour alone in the house, do I :

1. Have a snooze

2. Have a wank (I have already had a little one)

3. Prep dinner

4. Pour a gin and do some colouring.

5. Continue perving on here

Help!!

Peach x"

Ok, do all of the above in this order

3, the first part of 4, 2 whilst doing 5, then 1.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now need to go out to get my massage after an insecure boyfriend vetoed a home visit. Im now thinking do I go and let his mind rest or cancel to make him think more was in the cards if a home visit happened.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I now need to go out to get my massage after an insecure boyfriend vetoed a home visit. Im now thinking do I go and let his mind rest or cancel to make him think more was in the cards if a home visit happened. "

Like you need to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good choice

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"Had a tooth out this morning. Dentist says I’ve to take it easy but I’m off to a club tonight. What position do you suggest Miss Honey so that I’m still following the dentist’s advice?

Missionary, doggy, basically make them do the work "

Thanks Miss Honey

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"I am at work. It's busy and I am on call tonight.

Can you hide me away please?*

*Not under the new patio at Honey towers.

Come hide in my bed

Whoo duvet den! Do you have a torch? It'll be dark.

I eat my carrots, no need for a torch "

Ahh. But then you may visage the horror of my countenance.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've drank far too much gin, I'm now running low & my next batch won't be ready til end of Jan.

I may have to resort to buying gin

Oh the woe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've drank far too much gin, I'm now running low & my next batch won't be ready til end of Jan.

I may have to resort to buying gin

Oh the woe! "

I wonder if Discovery have a gap in their schedule for “South Coast Moonshiners” !!

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