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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seeming as I broke the last one. We was talking Christmas dinners and dirty dancing x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I like to dance dirty.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh I thought I broke it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like to dance dirty.

Slut drop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Oh Angie thanks for that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts "

And balls

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I like to dance dirty.

I need proof of this

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

Slut drop?"

Well... It's the getting back up with my old bones that's the issue. I'm more of a grinder. Well, I say that, it's just dry humping really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i join in the dancing please

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch. "

You can tap your foot to the rhythm

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls "

Hairy ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Angie thanks for that

You’re welcome x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

I need proof of this

Take a pew and hit play on the music box

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can i join in the dancing please

Definitely x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can i join in the dancing please

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch.

You can tap your foot to the rhythm "

That I can do. And forgive my ignorance, but what's a slut drop?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?"

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch.

You can tap your foot to the rhythm

That I can do. And forgive my ignorance, but what's a slut drop?"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I like to dance dirty.

I need proof of this

Take a pew and hit play on the music box "

You do no it's mean to tease. Fun but mean

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out "

Sexual. I like it when you do that.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch.

You can tap your foot to the rhythm

That I can do. And forgive my ignorance, but what's a slut drop?

If you don't know we can't tell you.

You need to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch.

You can tap your foot to the rhythm

That I can do. And forgive my ignorance, but what's a slut drop?"

You tube it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out

It's great fun, very liberating.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

Aye Carumba

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

I need proof of this

Take a pew and hit play on the music box

You do no it's mean to tease. Fun but mean

Me? Tease? Pffffffft.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out

Sexual. I like it when you do that. "

Hell yeah!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

Aye Carumba

Are you going to watch?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I like to dance dirty.

I need proof of this

Take a pew and hit play on the music box

You do no it's mean to tease. Fun but mean

Me? Tease? Pffffffft."

It was a wishful thinking kinda thing

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch.

You can tap your foot to the rhythm

That I can do. And forgive my ignorance, but what's a slut drop?

If you don't know we can't tell you.

You need to see it"

Can't see anyone showing me for the foreseeable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch.

You can tap your foot to the rhythm

That I can do. And forgive my ignorance, but what's a slut drop?

You tube it

Boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch.

You can tap your foot to the rhythm

That I can do. And forgive my ignorance, but what's a slut drop?"

Google is your friend, I’m sure once you’ve seen it you won’t forget x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out "

I might peek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

Aye Carumba

Are you going to watch? "

Would be rude not to. For educational purposes of course.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom."

Get crazy get loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i join in the dancing please

Always

Did you warm up yet?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out

I might peek

We are going to show you.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out

I might peek

You won't need to peek, it'll be all up in your face

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

Aye Carumba

Are you going to watch?

Would be rude not to. For educational purposes of course. "

You can David Attenborough us.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

Get crazy get loose "

Footloose

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

Aye Carumba

Are you going to watch?

Would be rude not to. For educational purposes of course.

You can David Attenborough us.

David Bellamy hiding in the bush of pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom."

I'll stand at the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out

I might peek

You won't need to peek, it'll be all up in your face

Stripper style? Are you gonna flick whipped cream at me from the end of it?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

Aye Carumba

Are you going to watch?

Would be rude not to. For educational purposes of course.

You can David Attenborough us.

David Bellamy hiding in the bush of pubes

"We watch as the hunter feeds it's prey coffee. Something is rousing in the jungle. The female waves her mane and coyly looks at the male."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch.

You can tap your foot to the rhythm

That I can do. And forgive my ignorance, but what's a slut drop?

Google is your friend, I’m sure once you’ve seen it you won’t forget x

I youtubed. I am underwhelmed.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

I'm afraid that's not allowed, I'll ease you in gently. After seeing my efforts you'll look like Ginger Rogers.

I don't understand it, I can fuck with the rhythm of the ocean but I can't dance for shit.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

I'm afraid that's not allowed, I'll ease you in gently. After seeing my efforts you'll look like Ginger Rogers.

I don't understand it, I can fuck with the rhythm of the ocean but I can't dance for shit."

I make the ocean when I fuck.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out

I might peek

You won't need to peek, it'll be all up in your face

Stripper style? Are you gonna flick whipped cream at me from the end of it? "

Cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

I don't dance, but I'll watch.

You can tap your foot to the rhythm

That I can do. And forgive my ignorance, but what's a slut drop?

Google is your friend, I’m sure once you’ve seen it you won’t forget x

I youtubed. I am underwhelmed. "

Snap

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

Aye Carumba

Are you going to watch?

Would be rude not to. For educational purposes of course.

You can David Attenborough us.

David Bellamy hiding in the bush of pubes

"We watch as the hunter feeds it's prey coffee. Something is rousing in the jungle. The female waves her mane and coyly looks at the male.""

A strike is imminent

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

I'm afraid that's not allowed, I'll ease you in gently. After seeing my efforts you'll look like Ginger Rogers.

I don't understand it, I can fuck with the rhythm of the ocean but I can't dance for shit.

I make the ocean when I fuck."

Now where's that brolly hat?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

Aye Carumba

Are you going to watch?

Would be rude not to. For educational purposes of course.

You can David Attenborough us.

David Bellamy hiding in the bush of pubes

"We watch as the hunter feeds it's prey coffee. Something is rousing in the jungle. The female waves her mane and coyly looks at the male."

A strike is imminent "

But the male walks past and sniffs the arse another male.

Gay lions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

I'm afraid that's not allowed, I'll ease you in gently. After seeing my efforts you'll look like Ginger Rogers.

I don't understand it, I can fuck with the rhythm of the ocean but I can't dance for shit."

Take me to a Heaven 17 concert and I'll dance my arse off... Just like I die last month... In jeans

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

I'm afraid that's not allowed, I'll ease you in gently. After seeing my efforts you'll look like Ginger Rogers.

I don't understand it, I can fuck with the rhythm of the ocean but I can't dance for shit.

I make the ocean when I fuck.

Now where's that brolly hat?"

I'm a wear that up the motorway

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

Aye Carumba

Are you going to watch?

Would be rude not to. For educational purposes of course.

You can David Attenborough us.

David Bellamy hiding in the bush of pubes

"We watch as the hunter feeds it's prey coffee. Something is rousing in the jungle. The female waves her mane and coyly looks at the male."

A strike is imminent

But the male walks past and sniffs the arse another male.

Gay lions "

Cor, imagine if he tooted as it happened? Say it don't spray it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

I'm afraid that's not allowed, I'll ease you in gently. After seeing my efforts you'll look like Ginger Rogers.

I don't understand it, I can fuck with the rhythm of the ocean but I can't dance for shit.

Take me to a Heaven 17 concert and I'll dance my arse off... Just like I die last month... In jeans

Yaaaaaaay

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

I'm afraid that's not allowed, I'll ease you in gently. After seeing my efforts you'll look like Ginger Rogers.

I don't understand it, I can fuck with the rhythm of the ocean but I can't dance for shit.

I make the ocean when I fuck.

Now where's that brolly hat?

I'm a wear that up the motorway "

I bloody hope so

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Oh I thought I broke it

Just a few hearts

And balls

Hairy ones?

Especially hairy ones that haven't seen the light of day for a long while. Maybe Saturday I shall give them a stroke

Aye Carumba

Are you going to watch?

Would be rude not to. For educational purposes of course.

You can David Attenborough us.

David Bellamy hiding in the bush of pubes

"We watch as the hunter feeds it's prey coffee. Something is rousing in the jungle. The female waves her mane and coyly looks at the male."

A strike is imminent

But the male walks past and sniffs the arse another male.

Gay lions

Cor, imagine if he tooted as it happened? Say it don't spray it."

Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

I'm afraid that's not allowed, I'll ease you in gently. After seeing my efforts you'll look like Ginger Rogers.

I don't understand it, I can fuck with the rhythm of the ocean but I can't dance for shit.

Take me to a Heaven 17 concert and I'll dance my arse off... Just like I die last month... In jeans

Yaaaaaaay

Those boys could make me do almost anything

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

I'm afraid that's not allowed, I'll ease you in gently. After seeing my efforts you'll look like Ginger Rogers.

I don't understand it, I can fuck with the rhythm of the ocean but I can't dance for shit.

Take me to a Heaven 17 concert and I'll dance my arse off... Just like I die last month... In jeans

Yaaaaaaay

Those boys could make me do almost anything

Heaven 17 on the jukebox it is

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

May I get you a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell I’ve been gone long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out

I might peek

You won't need to peek, it'll be all up in your face

Stripper style? Are you gonna flick whipped cream at me from the end of it?

Cottage cheese

I was just a little bit sick in my mouth then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out

I might peek

You won't need to peek, it'll be all up in your face

Stripper style? Are you gonna flick whipped cream at me from the end of it?

Cottage cheese

I was just a little bit sick in my mouth then

Could have been worse. Could have been humus.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can i join in the dancing please

Of course, I like to rock out with my cock out

I might peek

You won't need to peek, it'll be all up in your face

Stripper style? Are you gonna flick whipped cream at me from the end of it?

Cottage cheese

I was just a little bit sick in my mouth then

Could have been worse. Could have been humus."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

I'm afraid that's not allowed, I'll ease you in gently. After seeing my efforts you'll look like Ginger Rogers.

I don't understand it, I can fuck with the rhythm of the ocean but I can't dance for shit.

Take me to a Heaven 17 concert and I'll dance my arse off... Just like I die last month... In jeans

Yaaaaaaay

Those boys could make me do almost anything

Heaven 17 on the jukebox it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

May I get you a drink

Ohhhhh yes please... I still may have a small piece of mistletoe somewhere

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

May I get you a drink

Ohhhhh yes please... I still may have a small piece of mistletoe somewhere

Pukkers up for the lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

May I get you a drink

Ohhhhh yes please... I still may have a small piece of mistletoe somewhere

Pukkers up for the lady

Mmmmm, nice way to round off boxing day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all

Oh hello stranger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell or should I say good lord is it safe to come back in

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bloody hell or should I say good lord is it safe to come back in

Why wouldn't it be safe?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I like to dance dirty.

Fat birds don't fly... Errr I mean dance

Excuse me Mrs, get your butt up and boogie. Personally I dance like there's nobody watching. Such freedom.

I'll stand at the bar

May I get you a drink

Ohhhhh yes please... I still may have a small piece of mistletoe somewhere

Pukkers up for the lady

Mmmmm, nice way to round off boxing day

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bloody hell or should I say good lord is it safe to come back in

I don't know.... do you know the combination?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Venturing in as that sofa looks comfy over there..

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Bloody hell or should I say good lord is it safe to come back in

Don’t worry they’ve stopped dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell or should I say good lord is it safe to come back in

Don’t worry they’ve stopped dancing

Thank feck for that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bloody hell or should I say good lord is it safe to come back in

Don’t worry they’ve stopped dancing

And nobody got injured. Happy days.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Bloody hell or should I say good lord is it safe to come back in

Don’t worry they’ve stopped dancing

And nobody got injured. Happy days."

Winning

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Bloody hell or should I say good lord is it safe to come back in

Don’t worry they’ve stopped dancing

Only for a minute. I'm sure we will dance again soon enough.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Maybe we can sing?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Maybe we can sing?

Ooooooo, I like singing. I'm not very good but just like with my dancing I make up for it in enthusiasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell or should I say good lord is it safe to come back in

Don’t worry they’ve stopped dancing

Only for a minute. I'm sure we will dance again soon enough. "

Oh gods, haven't we suffered enough?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Maybe we can sing?

Ooooooo, I like singing. I'm not very good but just like with my dancing I make up for it in enthusiasm

How about a rap? I can do that.

I can't wait for our car trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we can sing?

Ooooooo, I like singing. I'm not very good but just like with my dancing I make up for it in enthusiasm

How about a rap? I can do that.

I can't wait for our car trip

I want to see you both rap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we can sing?

Ooooooo, I like singing. I'm not very good but just like with my dancing I make up for it in enthusiasm

How about a rap? I can do that.

I can't wait for our car trip

I want to see you both rap!

Don't encourage them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we can sing?

Ooooooo, I like singing. I'm not very good but just like with my dancing I make up for it in enthusiasm

How about a rap? I can do that.

I can't wait for our car trip

I want to see you both rap!

Don't encourage them..."

Hee hee!! Too late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we can sing?

*Sings, I wish it could be Christmas everyday*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we can sing?

*Sings, I wish it could be Christmas everyday*"

Me too Jim, me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we can sing?

*Sings, I wish it could be Christmas everyday*

Me too Jim, me too."

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Maybe we can sing?

*Sings, I wish it could be Christmas everyday*

Me too Jim, me too.

I really do wish it could be Christmas everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we can sing?

*Sings, I wish it could be Christmas everyday*

Me too Jim, me too.

I really do wish it could be Christmas everyday

I wish I had your Christmas spirit, Babs.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Maybe we can sing?

*Sings, I wish it could be Christmas everyday*

Me too Jim, me too.

I really do wish it could be Christmas everyday

I wish I had your Christmas spirit, Babs."

I’ll share with Jimbob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we can sing?

*Sings, I wish it could be Christmas everyday*

Me too Jim, me too.

I really do wish it could be Christmas everyday

I wish I had your Christmas spirit, Babs.

I’ll share with Jimbob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good morning chatters x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

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over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy "

Why’s that? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy "

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

Ooft. I found him already.

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over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Why’s that? X "

I've had some storm damage to my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

Ooft. I found him already.

Yay!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

I'll get you my pretty

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

I'll get you my pretty "

I’m outta here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

Morning all

Morning Baps, morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

Morning all

Morning Baps, morning all

Baps? Your Freudian slip is showing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

Morning all

Morning Baps, morning all

Baps? Your Freudian slip is showing

I’ve been called worse. Morning all

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

Morning all

Morning Baps, morning all

Baps? Your Freudian slip is showing

I’ve been called worse. Morning all

That was no slip

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

Morning all

Morning lovely

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

Morning all

Morning lovely "

Did you have a good Christmas Honey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

Morning all

Morning Baps, morning all

Baps? Your Freudian slip is showing

I’ve been called worse. Morning all

That was no slip

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

Morning all

Morning lovely

Did you have a good Christmas Honey? "

Wonderful, You?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good morning chatters x

Morning Angie, I feel somewhat like Dorothy

Looking for the Wizard of Oz?

That wicked witch sill scares the hell out of me

She reminds me of my late mother in law lol x

Morning all

Morning lovely

Did you have a good Christmas Honey?

Wonderful, You?"

Loved every minute, thank you

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Evening all. It's quiet in here!

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over a year ago

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!"

Boo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!"

I keep waiting for someone to sit on one of the whoopee cushions I've planted, but they're not cooperating.

And, re your status - always out

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over a year ago

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!"

Not any more.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

Boo!!

Don't do that! I just banged my head

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

Not any more."

Yay crimbojimbo is in the house!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

I keep waiting for someone to sit on one of the whoopee cushions I've planted, but they're not cooperating.

And, re your status - always out

Wondered what that was under my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm a site supporter I can see that I messaged myself six years ago. And I replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

Boo!!

Don't do that! I just banged my head

I’d like to bang you. But not in a bad way.

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over a year ago

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

Not any more.

Yay crimbojimbo is in the house!"

Ayyy.

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over a year ago

"Now I'm a site supporter I can see that I messaged myself six years ago. And I replied."

The quiet years.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Now I'm a site supporter I can see that I messaged myself six years ago. And I replied."

Did you say no to yourself?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

Boo!!

Don't do that! I just banged my head

I’d like to bang you. But not in a bad way.

To my shame I now have the song ' she bangs, she bangs' in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

Boo!!

Don't do that! I just banged my head

I’d like to bang you. But not in a bad way.

To my shame I now have the song ' she bangs, she bangs' in my head

And now I have the voice of Eastenders’ Tiffany screaming “Rickyyyyyyy”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

Boo!!

Don't do that! I just banged my head

I’d like to bang you. But not in a bad way.

To my shame I now have the song ' she bangs, she bangs' in my head

And now I have the voice of Eastenders’ Tiffany screaming “Rickyyyyyyy”! "

Ooooops! Bianca*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I'm a site supporter I can see that I messaged myself six years ago. And I replied.

The quiet years.

*Nods*

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

Boo!!

Don't do that! I just banged my head

I’d like to bang you. But not in a bad way.

To my shame I now have the song ' she bangs, she bangs' in my head

And now I have the voice of Eastenders’ Tiffany screaming “Rickyyyyyyy”! "

You look like a flower but do you sting like a bee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I'm a site supporter I can see that I messaged myself six years ago. And I replied.

Did you say no to yourself?"

Doubt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

Boo!!

Don't do that! I just banged my head

I’d like to bang you. But not in a bad way.

To my shame I now have the song ' she bangs, she bangs' in my head

And now I have the voice of Eastenders’ Tiffany screaming “Rickyyyyyyy”!

You look like a flower but do you sting like a bee?"

Totally!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen any good movies today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. It's quiet in here!

Boo!!

Don't do that! I just banged my head

I’d like to bang you. But not in a bad way.

To my shame I now have the song ' she bangs, she bangs' in my head

How about, She Bangs the Drum.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Seen any good movies today?"

I've been sat in a car for 7 hours and counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen any good movies today?

I've been sat in a car for 7 hours and counting

Ummm, get out?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Seen any good movies today?

I've been sat in a car for 7 hours and counting

Ummm, get out?"

I would if I could. Driving home from Surrey and the traffic is a bitch!

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over a year ago

"Seen any good movies today?

I've been sat in a car for 7 hours and counting

Ummm, get out?

I would if I could. Driving home from Surrey and the traffic is a bitch!"

Aha! Drive safe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving home for the twenty seventh of December.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Seen any good movies today?

I've been sat in a car for 7 hours and counting

Ummm, get out?

I would if I could. Driving home from Surrey and the traffic is a bitch!

Aha! Drive safe x"

Thanks.x

I'm halfway through a selection box, I think that shows great restraint

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Driving home for the twenty seventh of December."

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Daniel's cider isn't great, go figure.

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over a year ago

"Driving home for the twenty seventh of December.

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it

Imagine Chris Rea singing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack Daniel's cider isn't great, go figure."

American cider? You've only yourself to blame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?"

Of course, Jim. Extended family, yeah? I’m a princess, I’ll have you know.

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over a year ago

"Jack Daniel's cider isn't great, go figure.

American cider? You've only yourself to blame. "

I don't know where it's made. But I didn't think it would be good.

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over a year ago

"Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?

Of course, Jim. Extended family, yeah? I’m a princess, I’ll have you know.

Thought so.

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over a year ago

"Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?

Of course, Jim. Extended family, yeah? I’m a princess, I’ll have you know.

Thought so."

Where’s my Crimbo present?

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over a year ago

"Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?

Of course, Jim. Extended family, yeah? I’m a princess, I’ll have you know.

Thought so.

Where’s my Crimbo present?"

...erm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?

Of course, Jim. Extended family, yeah? I’m a princess, I’ll have you know.

Thought so.

Where’s my Crimbo present?

...erm. "

Bad boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?

Of course, Jim. Extended family, yeah? I’m a princess, I’ll have you know.

Thought so.

Where’s my Crimbo present?

...erm.

Bad boy."

If I had a pound for every time I've been called a bad boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?

Of course, Jim. Extended family, yeah? I’m a princess, I’ll have you know.

Thought so.

Where’s my Crimbo present?

...erm.

Bad boy.

If I had a pound for every time I've been called a bad boy."

You’d have a pound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?

Of course, Jim. Extended family, yeah? I’m a princess, I’ll have you know.

Thought so.

Where’s my Crimbo present?

...erm.

Bad boy.

If I had a pound for every time I've been called a bad boy.

You’d have a pound."

You're always right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird isn't it, the Christmas perineum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?

Of course, Jim. Extended family, yeah? I’m a princess, I’ll have you know.

Thought so.

Where’s my Crimbo present?

...erm.

Bad boy.

If I had a pound for every time I've been called a bad boy.

You’d have a pound.

You're always right."

Except in voting terms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella, did you bump into any royals on your walk?

Of course, Jim. Extended family, yeah? I’m a princess, I’ll have you know.

Thought so.

Where’s my Crimbo present?

...erm.

Bad boy.

If I had a pound for every time I've been called a bad boy.

You’d have a pound.

You're always right.

Except in voting terms."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drew a picture today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drew a picture today. "

Is it as good as the hare?

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over a year ago

"I drew a picture today.

Is it as good as the hare?"

It’s just a landscape scribble. I’ll kik it.

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over a year ago

Hi Miss.Red. o/

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over a year ago

"I drew a picture today.

Is it as good as the hare?"

Yes it is.

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over a year ago

"I drew a picture today.

Is it as good as the hare?

Yes it is."

Awwww, thanks Jim x

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over a year ago

"I drew a picture today.

Is it as good as the hare?

Yes it is.

Awwww, thanks Jim x"

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over a year ago

Nearly

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The

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End

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