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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

When one is bladdered on Saturday do NOT hide the car keys safely from the car bugglies. A fucking whole hour looking and they were in the kitchen cupboard by the mallet..... should've looked there first.

What's your Christmas tip ?

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Never sleep with someone who is more hairy than you... never eat anything bigger than your head and if you have to go ‘urggggg’ to pick it do not pick it up...

3 rules that have served me well

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Always, stop when you feel full and go back for pud later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When one is bladdered on Saturday do NOT hide the car keys safely from the car bugglies. A fucking whole hour looking and they were in the kitchen cupboard by the mallet..... should've looked there first.

What's your Christmas tip ?"

Reading between the lines, don't go to Liverpool!

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Don't log onto fab when tipsy and send random messages

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"When one is bladdered on Saturday do NOT hide the car keys safely from the car bugglies. A fucking whole hour looking and they were in the kitchen cupboard by the mallet..... should've looked there first.

What's your Christmas tip ?

Reading between the lines, don't go to Liverpool! "

Why not ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

The number of people that think Merseyside is Liverpool never ceases to amaze me

I do not live in Liverpool

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Liverpool in IN Merseyside.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Christmas tip No 2

Watch Uncle Buck and Ferrie Buellers day off as the rest of the TV is rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When one is bladdered on Saturday do NOT hide the car keys safely from the car bugglies. A fucking whole hour looking and they were in the kitchen cupboard by the mallet..... should've looked there first.

What's your Christmas tip ?

Reading between the lines, don't go to Liverpool!

Why not ?"

The need to hide car keys against car bugglies (guess you meant burglar) and you have hidden mallets!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"When one is bladdered on Saturday do NOT hide the car keys safely from the car bugglies. A fucking whole hour looking and they were in the kitchen cupboard by the mallet..... should've looked there first.

What's your Christmas tip ?

Reading between the lines, don't go to Liverpool!

Why not ?

The need to hide car keys against car bugglies (guess you meant burglar) and you have hidden mallets! "

Dear Lord,

I never knew car theives refused to operate in Hull ...... and the mallet isn't hidden. I have it close to me at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay away from the sprouts

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just because it's there, doesn't mean you must eat it or drink it, even if it's telling you to. Look what happened to Alice!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just because it's there, doesn't mean you must eat it or drink it, even if it's telling you to. Look what happened to Alice!"

She had a cracking time

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