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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I've decided i'd hate to have balls. I couldn't imagine having a crinkly bag of pickles rubbing between my legs and bashing themselves on my cross bar...

What part of the opposite gender would you least or most like to have and why ?

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Id least like to go through the monthly cycle

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Id least like to go through the monthly cycle"

That's why I take taxis

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By *achael_55TV/TS
over a year ago

Wilmslow

I know exactly how you feel. Can't wait until I get rid of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Periods. I like to choose the 5 days a month I'm an angry fucker

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield


"Id least like to go through the monthly cycle

That's why I take taxis"

Get yourself a driving license

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

It's bad enough having to pluck the errant chin hair out and occasionally having to wax a faint moustache so full on facial hair and having to tend it either through daily removal or beard grooming would drive me nuts. Mind you, that's just one area of the body, the converse is true and it would be nice to let the rest of my body hair grow without erroneously thinking I somehow look less feminine with hairy legs and armpits.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Out - breasts. Orrible hairy old men like me would lech at them and they would get in the way I reckon.

In - lady's bum because just wonderful.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Periods. I like to choose the 5 days a month I'm an angry fucker "

Haha you think the pmt is the worst part how innocent you are

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Periods. I like to choose the 5 days a month I'm an angry fucker "

Take a leaf out of my book Pat. Enjoy every day as an angry fucker

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I wouldn’t like to deal with all the body hair men have in comparison to women, there’s time shaving my legs seems like hard work

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Out - breasts. Orrible hairy old men like me would lech at them and they would get in the way I reckon.

In - lady's bum because just wonderful. "

If the boobs were yours you could wobble them all day long ...... it's not leching if its yours..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It's bad enough having to pluck the errant chin hair out and occasionally having to wax a faint moustache so full on facial hair and having to tend it either through daily removal or beard grooming would drive me nuts. Mind you, that's just one area of the body, the converse is true and it would be nice to let the rest of my body hair grow without erroneously thinking I somehow look less feminine with hairy legs and armpits."

That one errant hair could stop a bulletl tho ..... I know ......

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Out - breasts. Orrible hairy old men like me would lech at them and they would get in the way I reckon.

In - lady's bum because just wonderful.

If the boobs were yours you could wobble them all day long ...... it's not leching if its yours.."

Your reasoning is strong.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Out - breasts. Orrible hairy old men like me would lech at them and they would get in the way I reckon.

In - lady's bum because just wonderful.

If the boobs were yours you could wobble them all day long ...... it's not leching if its yours..

Your reasoning is strong. "

Is that you Skywalker ?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Out - breasts. Orrible hairy old men like me would lech at them and they would get in the way I reckon.

In - lady's bum because just wonderful.

If the boobs were yours you could wobble them all day long ...... it's not leching if its yours..

Your reasoning is strong.

Is that you Skywalker ?"

I am more Chewie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Periods. I like to choose the 5 days a month I'm an angry fucker "

The anger is the fun part

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Excessive body hair everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adams apple. They freak me out. I hate touching them. All hard and knobbly. And when they move

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)


"I wouldn’t like to deal with all the body hair men have in comparison to women, there’s time shaving my legs seems like hard work "

Your so right - i spend a ridiculous amount of time trimming and shaving - ive become a contortionist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hate to feel the need or pressure to justify my success as valid due to achievements as opposed to just being highlighted because I'm female.

That's the serious bit....oh I'd hate to have to spoon natural yoghurt up my pootang to satisfy an itch

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't have a least like to have.

It's a tad boring but I'd like to have a penis so that I can pee standing and just about anywhere. I also like holding them when they're floppy - I find it very comforting.

Merry Christmas, Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id least like to go through the monthly cycle"

Maybe you're thinking too much like a westerner! Now if you'd been a native American you might have a different view.

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