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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So come on what’s the worst thing someone got you this Christmas?

And what did you want but didn’t get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bad presents here, wasn’t expecting a thing as I don’t do Christmas, but got a couple of pressies bless them.

What was your worst present op? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would have to be a cheap and nasty beauty kit with bath bombs and talc. Didn’t even think they did things like that anymore!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I don't think any present is a bad present. Someone thought of you enough to spend their hard earned money on you. It may not be expensive or perfect but it means they think you're special

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh your making me feel bad now (lowers head in shame)

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"So come on what’s the worst thing someone got you this Christmas?

And what did you want but didn’t get

I love all of mine especially the wireless earbuds no more bloody wires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bad pressies but can guarentee when I visit my parents later I will have some gift wrapped tea towels and dusters. Every year....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No bad pressies but can guarentee when I visit my parents later I will have some gift wrapped tea towels and dusters. Every year...."

Dunno about dusters but tea towels are always useful (though not necessarily as Xmas presents

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I loved all of my gifts... Those who buy for me clearly know me well

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

No bad pressies here either ...always grateful for what I receive. x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No gifts for me this year...is there such a thing as a bad gift? Someone who care about about you went out of their way to get you something to make you smile...I'd say that was enough to make any gift good

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Not this year, but a few years ago I received a spaghetti jar with a packet of Tesco dried spaghetti.

I have a small present as yet unwrapped; a gift from a friend for providing some information on things to do whilst travelling in Hong Kong, Tokyo and Hiroshima.

Dr Nasty

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

no bad pressents here just a load of sweet snacks

some money to spend on what I want

and some kissy lips boxers daughter got me, though I did ask her wheres the lady that did all the lips on them as she missed a part

I got a slap for that comment

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Got what I wanted, worst present was a smelly set.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

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not one ......damn ......really not good

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I did not get many presents this year but the ones that I got are all perfectly acceptable and gratefully received. I bought myself something that I really wanted so no complaints here.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

I know right. After paying everyone's mortgage for a year. Kitting out nurseries and keeping the other half's business afloat for a year...but, they didn't ask, I offered and said no presents...so why am I acting like a petulant, sulky child?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

Are you due a period?

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Rubber ducky

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

Are you due a period? "

Too old for periods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

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coz when you said " no presents" you really meant one good one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

'gift' ...........

'gift'

How can something given freely be a bad thing ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

Are you due a period?

Too old for periods!

Were you born female?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'gift' ...........

'gift'

How can something given freely be a bad thing ?

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if say for example its a kiss with tongues and they haven't brushed their teeth

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

coz when you said " no presents" you really meant one good one

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By *remiumChocolate_milkMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I got some bin bags that have a Christmas pudding design on them!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

Because you have been undervalued and are feeling unappreciated.

Take today off and go soak your arse in a hot bath of bubbles

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

Are you due a period?

Too old for periods!

Were you born female? "

...hold on while I check...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

coz when you said " no presents" you really meant one good one

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awwwww I feel for you think I love ya ..........song can't get it outta my mind now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’ve not had a bad present but I still haven’t got that £10mil I asked for

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

Because you have been undervalued and are feeling unappreciated.

Take today off and go soak your arse in a hot bath of bubbles "

I know Granny...but still, I really surprised and if I'm honest, quite embarrassed by my childlike behaviour. Think I should say sorry to himself.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

Because you have been undervalued and are feeling unappreciated.

Take today off and go soak your arse in a hot bath of bubbles

I know Granny...but still, I really surprised and if I'm honest, quite embarrassed by my childlike behaviour. Think I should say sorry to himself. "

It really isn't a gift you wanted.

You don't need advice Sassy. You know you've been human

Now go and be saintly. But still take the day off n go soak your arse.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh your making me feel bad now (lowers head in shame)"

At least you obviously got some.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

The highlight for me was, seeing my nieces unwrapping their presents from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

Wow, your loved ones gave you the gift of obedience and took care to listen to your requests. You are so lucky

I got some gifts that I didn't want, not my sort of thing... e.g. a decanter which I will have to find storage for until I can get it to a charity shop. What's worse is it was from my son who really needs the money at the moment, so shouldn't have spent it on me, and certainly not on something I don't want and will get rid of.

They need to learn the gift I want is time, a visit here and there, a phone call etc. I don't want them buying me stuff at all, but if they must then buy stuff I can keep, not stuff to give to the charity shop.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I KNOW you don't give to receive. I KNOW there's nothing I want I can't buy myself. I KNOW I told my loved ones NOT to waste money on presents but yesterday, not receiving any pissed me right off.

Poor Ben got it in the neck. I know I was being 100% unreasonable...no excuses...but I'm still pissed off: since when did my loved ones ever do what I say?!!

I did say no excuses right?!!

not one ......damn ......really not good

Are you due a period?

Too old for periods!

Were you born female?

...hold on while I check..."

If my theory is correct. That will be 90% of the reason.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

There’s always a present we don’t like but I do believe also that it’s the thought that counts and not to be ungrateful

Xxx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"There’s always a present we don’t like but I do believe also that it’s the thought that counts and not to be ungrateful

Xxx"

I wouldn't say I was totally ungrateful cos I leave the label on them so I know who gave them to me. Cos when I REGIFT throughout the year I don't want to give it back to the same person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s always a present we don’t like but I do believe also that it’s the thought that counts and not to be ungrateful

Xxx

I wouldn't say I was totally ungrateful cos I leave the label on them so I know who gave them to me. Cos when I REGIFT throughout the year I don't want to give it back to the same person

Brilliant idea!!

My presents were so bad I can't even re-gift them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't get any .but on saying that I didn't want any ..as I didn't send any .

Not a christmassy family I guess..

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

my niece bought me quite a few that will go straight in the bin ..i always tell her to not get me anything but she did

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD

I got an iou for sign writing my van that I purposely havnt had done , and it will go through the books anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was home alone so got nothing but I'm ok with that. The worst present of Christmas past was a condom hat a friend thought would be hilarious. Not even for a second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jumper with the security tag still on it

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Wish people would just not send anything rather than the churned out budget showers gel etc.

All they are good for is washing the decking with and lining the pockets of those who make them.

We would rather give something useful but it doesn’t have to cost loads.

Only got three this time round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shed loads of Y Fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'gift' ...........

'gift'

How can something given freely be a bad thing ?

The gift of Chlamydia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'gift' ...........

'gift'

How can something given freely be a bad thing ?

The gift of Chlamydia?"

Just to clarify,people, I did not receive Chlamydia for Christmas.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"A jumper with the security tag still on it"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"'gift' ...........

'gift'

How can something given freely be a bad thing ?

The gift of Chlamydia?

Just to clarify,people, I did not receive Chlamydia for Christmas.

Was going to ask what perfume house it came from

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD

"'gift' ...........

'gift'

How can something given freely be a bad thing ?

The gift of Chlamydia?

Just to clarify,people, I did not receive Chlamydia for Christmas.

Was going to ask what perfume house it came from

Ode de toilet lol

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

No prezzies for me either

Santa doesn't come to Naughty girls

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I got lovely presents from everyone this year.

Even the clothing fits

There are a couple that are not really my personal taste, but they're not bad presents.

Nita

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Some say trump, but I say obama.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Sorry I am dyslexic

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Hair gel but I don't have a lot of hair I have a no.1 crop lol

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