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"off where" To the North pole to see some polar bears | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs "But they speak very highly of you, Mistress  | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress "Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now | |||
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"off where To the North pole to see some polar bears "Will there be penguins? | |||
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"Good morning all x "Good morning angie x | |||
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"off where To the North pole to see some polar bears
Will there be penguins? "Are you putting yourself up for the part? | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now "Ooh I'm very ambidextrous | |||
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"off where To the North pole to see some polar bears
Will there be penguins? "Haha, not sure Doc! | |||
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"off where To the North pole to see some polar bears
Will there be penguins?
Are you putting yourself up for the part? "I can waddle! | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous "show off | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous "Oh I think you will need to be veryMultilingual  | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off "I know....my talents are limitless! | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous
Oh I think you will need to be veryMultilingual "That too Mistress! | |||
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"off where To the North pole to see some polar bears
Will there be penguins?
Are you putting yourself up for the part?
I can waddle! "Your in....no need for the casting couch | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off "How's the bug _oddy? | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off
I know....my talents are limitless! "What about obedience? | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off
I know....my talents are limitless!
What about obedience? "Yes I'm very bosy | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off
I know....my talents are limitless!
What about obedience?
Yes I'm very bosy "...or bossy even... | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off
How's the bug _oddy?"slept on and off still freezing cold | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off
How's the bug _oddy?slept on and off still freezing cold"I take it you're not working, if you're poorly, poor you, get well soon, lovely | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off
How's the bug _oddy?slept on and off still freezing cold
I take it you're not working, if you're poorly, poor you, get well soon, lovely "start at 130 sami till 9pm | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off
How's the bug _oddy?slept on and off still freezing cold"Get some lemsips into you...they help | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off
How's the bug _oddy?slept on and off still freezing cold
Get some lemsips into you...they help "they make me throw up | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off
How's the bug _oddy?slept on and off still freezing cold
Get some lemsips into you...they help they make me throw up"Your fecking hard work viddy | |||
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"off where To the North pole to see some polar bears
Will there be penguins?
Are you putting yourself up for the part?
I can waddle!
Your in....no need for the casting couch "Dusts off DJ and starts watching footage of Rockhopper penguins to get in character. | |||
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"how did your dinner go yesterday mistress " Oh I've got a thread on it. Went lovely...tried a few new things and even ditched my cheap tesco gravy and got some classy bisto. ..so you could say I pushed the gravy boat out | |||
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"off where To the North pole to see some polar bears
Will there be penguins?
Are you putting yourself up for the part?
I can waddle!
Your in....no need for the casting couch
Dusts off DJ and starts watching footage of Rockhopper penguins to get in character. "Gentoo penguins may be more apt | |||
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"I fecking hate polar bears sami..I said no fecking surprises ffs
But they speak very highly of you, Mistress
Feck are you angling to play Dr do little now
Ooh I'm very ambidextrous show off
How's the bug _oddy?slept on and off still freezing cold
I take it you're not working, if you're poorly, poor you, get well soon, lovely start at 130 sami till 9pm" | |||
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"off where To the North pole to see some polar bears
Will there be penguins?
Are you putting yourself up for the part?
I can waddle!
Your in....no need for the casting couch
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"Just popping in to say hello to you lovely lot "Hello babs did you have a good Christmas? | |||
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"Just popping in to say hello to you lovely lot
Hello babs did you have a good Christmas? "Hello lovely. I had a wonderful week before Christmas and a fantastic Christmas Day. I’m having a lazy Boxing Day morning before I start all over again
What about you?
Everyone behaving in here? Because they can be a proper handful I hear | |||
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"Just popping in to say hello to you lovely lot
Hello babs did you have a good Christmas?
Hello lovely. I had a wonderful week before Christmas and a fantastic Christmas Day. I’m having a lazy Boxing Day morning before I start all over again
What about you?
Everyone behaving in here? Because they can be a proper handful I hear "Oh it's been the normal roller coaster ride for me but it ended up on a high on the day....after real life these on here are a piece of cake | |||
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"Just popping in to say hello to you lovely lot
Hello babs did you have a good Christmas?
Hello lovely. I had a wonderful week before Christmas and a fantastic Christmas Day. I’m having a lazy Boxing Day morning before I start all over again
What about you?
Everyone behaving in here? Because they can be a proper handful I hear Oh it's been the normal roller coaster ride for me but it ended up on a high on the day....after real life these on here are a piece of cake "Hope you’re ok x You’ve mentioned cake! ... they’ll all come running now | |||
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"off where To the North pole to see some polar bears
Will there be penguins?
Are you putting yourself up for the part?
I can waddle!
Your in....no need for the casting couch
Dusts off DJ and starts watching footage of Rockhopper penguins to get in character.
Gentoo penguins may be more apt "How so? | |||
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"Just popping in to say hello to you lovely lot
Hello babs did you have a good Christmas?
Hello lovely. I had a wonderful week before Christmas and a fantastic Christmas Day. I’m having a lazy Boxing Day morning before I start all over again
What about you?
Everyone behaving in here? Because they can be a proper handful I hear Oh it's been the normal roller coaster ride for me but it ended up on a high on the day....after real life these on here are a piece of cake
Hope you’re ok x
You’ve mentioned cake! ... they’ll all come running now "Nah only doc with a mad question | |||
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Will there be penguins?
Are you putting yourself up for the part?
I can waddle!
Your in....no need for the casting couch
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Gentoo penguins may be more apt
How so?"Ffs doc do you not describe yourself as a gent? | |||
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"off where To the North pole to see some polar bears
Will there be penguins?
Are you putting yourself up for the part?
I can waddle!
Your in....no need for the casting couch
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Gentoo penguins may be more apt
How so?
Ffs doc do you not describe yourself as a gent? "Ah! Penny's just dropped! I do, unfortunately no f**ker else here thinks I am though! | |||
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Ffs who the feck in the right mind would watch that  | |||
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"Hey that shite show came third in the whole tv viewing figures for xmas day
Ffs who the feck in the right mind would watch that "errr you and sami | |||
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"Hey that shite show came third in the whole tv viewing figures for xmas day
Ffs who the feck in the right mind would watch that errr you and sami "Oi don't you start fecking rumours like that ffs | |||
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"Hey that shite show came third in the whole tv viewing figures for xmas day
Ffs who the feck in the right mind would watch that errr you and sami
Oi don't you start fecking rumours like that ffs "i heard it from a good sauce | |||
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"Hey that shite show came third in the whole tv viewing figures for xmas day
Ffs who the feck in the right mind would watch that errr you and sami
Oi don't you start fecking rumours like that ffs i heard it from a good sauce"Well your source is telling you porkies....it's shite | |||
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"Hey that shite show came third in the whole tv viewing figures for xmas day
Ffs who the feck in the right mind would watch that errr you and sami " | |||
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"Hey that shite show came third in the whole tv viewing figures for xmas day
Ffs who the feck in the right mind would watch that errr you and sami
Oi don't you start fecking rumours like that ffs i heard it from a good sauce
Well your source is telling you porkies....it's shite "Actually, it was shite! | |||
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"Strictly? I love it! "mistress dont as she asked craig if he faf and he turned her down | |||
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"Strictly? I love it! "Sssshhhh..... | |||
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"Strictly? I love it! mistress dont as she asked craig if he faf and he turned her down"The swine! | |||
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"so mistress if its shite why do you need glittery heels" It's all about the heels _oddy | |||
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"Strictly? I love it!
Sssshhhh..... "Nope! Not even a guilty pleasure!! It's just too good! Craig and all | |||
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"Strictly? I love it! "Oh I love being strict | |||
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"Strictly? I love it!
Sssshhhh.....
Nope! Not even a guilty pleasure!! It's just too good! Craig and all "hes in panto nr me at present | |||
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"Strictly? I love it! mistress dont as she asked craig if he faf and he turned her down"Nah it them girl in frock I've got my eye on | |||
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"Strictly? I love it!
Sssshhhh..... "Is the fecker one of your lot | |||
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"Strictly? I love it!
Sssshhhh.....
Nope! Not even a guilty pleasure!! It's just too good! Craig and all hes in panto nr me at present"Oh no he isn't! | |||
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"Strictly? I love it! mistress dont as she asked craig if he faf and he turned her down
The swine! "Nah the fecker tried it on ....I lapped the fecker | |||
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"Strictly? I love it! mistress dont as she asked craig if he faf and he turned her down
The swine!
Nah the fecker tried it on ....I lamped the fecker "Fifm | |||
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"Strictly? I love it!
Sssshhhh.....
Is the fecker one of your lot "who | |||
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"Strictly? I love it!
Sssshhhh.....
Is the fecker one of your lot "Nope, not one of mine....think he's an infiltrator...he can have a cat's bum for that  | |||
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"hide sami shes on the warpath youve been rummbled" Oh s*** | |||
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"Strictly? I love it!
Sssshhhh.....
Nope! Not even a guilty pleasure!! It's just too good! Craig and all "Fab-u-lous | |||
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"She lucky I'm not far off kinking out" What's that mean? | |||
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"She lucky I'm not far off kinking out What's that mean? "shes nodding off | |||
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"She lucky I'm not far off kinking out What's that mean? "Conking out tiredly spelt | |||
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"She lucky I'm not far off kinking out What's that mean?
Conking out tiredly spelt "Haha | |||
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"She lucky I'm not far off kinking out What's that mean?
Conking out tiredly spelt
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"She lucky I'm not far off kinking out What's that mean?
Conking out tiredly spelt
Haha
Need to call it a night as I'm fecked "Na night, sleep tight! xx | |||
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"She lucky I'm not far off kinking out What's that mean?
Conking out tiredly spelt
Haha
Need to call it a night as I'm fecked "Ni'night... Sleep tight and whatever dreams you want /need | |||
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"She lucky I'm not far off kinking out What's that mean?
Conking out tiredly spelt
Haha
Need to call it a night as I'm fecked
Ni'night... Sleep tight and whatever dreams you want /need " | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning "Morning Babs....hey you didn't slip any gin into my dandelion and burdock last night did you? Went out like a fecking light  | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning
Morning Babs....hey you didn't slip any gin into my dandelion and burdock last night did you? Went out like a fecking light "I did not my dear I drank it all!
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"wonders if babs got a coffee machine from santa" I already have one Voddy, I just keep forgetting to buy the coffee for it | |||
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"wonders if babs got a coffee machine from santa I already have one Voddy, I just keep forgetting to buy the coffee for it "bit like someone else forgot to put coffee in it lmao | |||
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"Morning lovely friends! "Morning lovely | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning
Morning Babs....hey you didn't slip any gin into my dandelion and burdock last night did you? Went out like a fecking light
I did not my dear I drank it all!
(‘All’ being a couple of glasses) "I don't know what came over me then...out like a light and slept like a log...must have been vodka  | |||
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"wonders if babs got a coffee machine from santa I already have one Voddy, I just keep forgetting to buy the coffee for it bit like someone else forgot to put coffee in it lmao"Gobshite | |||
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"Morning lovely friends! "Morning sami did you sleep well | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning
Morning Babs....hey you didn't slip any gin into my dandelion and burdock last night did you? Went out like a fecking light
I did not my dear I drank it all!
(‘All’ being a couple of glasses)
I don't know what came over me then...out like a light and slept like a log...must have been vodka"Well if you will drink a litre at a time ..... | |||
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"Morning lovely friends!
Morning lovely "Morning Babs | |||
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"Morning lovely friends!
Morning sami did you sleep well "Morning Mistress! I did thank you, sounds like you did too! | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning
Morning Babs....hey you didn't slip any gin into my dandelion and burdock last night did you? Went out like a fecking light
I did not my dear I drank it all!
(‘All’ being a couple of glasses)
I don't know what came over me then...out like a light and slept like a log...must have been vodka
Well if you will drink a litre at a time ..... "Dandelion and burdock must have been _oddy  | |||
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"Morning lovely friends!
Morning sami did you sleep well
Morning Mistress! I did thank you, sounds like you did too! "Yeah with the help of a micky me thinks | |||
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"Morning lovely friends!
Morning sami did you sleep well
Morning Mistress! I did thank you, sounds like you did too!
Yeah with the help of a micky me thinks " | |||
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"Morning lovely friends!
Morning sami did you sleep well
Morning Mistress! I did thank you, sounds like you did too!
Yeah with the help of a micky me thinks
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"Morning lovely friends!
Morning sami did you sleep well
Morning Mistress! I did thank you, sounds like you did too!
Yeah with the help of a micky me thinks
rooney or mouse"On the back of a fecking fish ffs | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... "ooooo errrr | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr"I know...can't squeeze anymore in! | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... "I'm fecked too | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! "I'm saying feck all | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in!
I'm saying feck all "Best not to..! | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! "wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in!
I'm saying feck all "rings 111 thats twice in a month now | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick"You still poorly, lovely? | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick"Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco? | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco? "...stop! | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco? "works ones were but they were fine they donated em along qith veg | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco?
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
You still poorly, lovely? "yes sami and some workmates have the nero virus | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco?
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What goes down eh "behave | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco? works ones were but they were fine they donated em along qith veg"And that's when you took bad..hhhmm | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
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You still poorly, lovely? yes sami and some workmates have the nero virus"Ah, bless you. What's the nero virus? | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
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Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco?
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What goes down eh ".... | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
You still poorly, lovely? yes sami and some workmates have the nero virus
Ah, bless you. What's the nero virus?"Some CD burning virus | |||
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I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
You still poorly, lovely? yes sami and some workmates have the nero virus
Ah, bless you. What's the nero virus?
Some CD burning virus "Oh... | |||
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I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
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Ah, bless you. What's the nero virus?"D and V | |||
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I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco? works ones were but they were fine they donated em along qith veg
And that's when you took bad..hhhmm "i wernt there chrimbo day and i didnt have any fighting day as i was already chucking up | |||
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I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco? works ones were but they were fine they donated em along qith veg
And that's when you took bad..hhhmm i wernt there chrimbo day and i didnt have any fighting day as i was already chucking up"Did you touch the fecker before it was cooked though | |||
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I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco? works ones were but they were fine they donated em along qith veg
And that's when you took bad..hhhmm i wernt there chrimbo day and i didnt have any fighting day as i was already chucking up
Did you touch the fecker before it was cooked though "nope | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco? works ones were but they were fine they donated em along qith veg
And that's when you took bad..hhhmm i wernt there chrimbo day and i didnt have any fighting day as i was already chucking up
Did you touch the fecker before it was cooked though nope"Ah well feck that then...you've just got a common lurgy | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco? works ones were but they were fine they donated em along qith veg
And that's when you took bad..hhhmm i wernt there chrimbo day and i didnt have any fighting day as i was already chucking up
Did you touch the fecker before it was cooked though nope
Ah well feck that then...you've just got a common lurgy "oi you saying im common | |||
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"Gawd.....I'm stuffed..... ooooo errrr
I know...can't squeeze anymore in! wish i was hungry the thought of food makes me feel ick
Hey Voddy. ...was your turkey from tesco? works ones were but they were fine they donated em along qith veg
And that's when you took bad..hhhmm i wernt there chrimbo day and i didnt have any fighting day as i was already chucking up
Did you touch the fecker before it was cooked though nope
Ah well feck that then...you've just got a common lurgy oi you saying im common"For the 3rd time this month...I'm say feck all | |||
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"Good morning. ...is anyone cooking a breakfast? I could murder a full English "Don't keep talking about food! Eggs on toast for us today! | |||
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"Good morning. ...is anyone cooking a breakfast? I could murder a full English
Don't keep talking about food! Eggs on toast for us today! "Now that would have done me....but I bet you had them posh quail's eggs eh | |||
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"I had a full English ruddy yummy and kept it down" Black pudding and a fried slice? | |||
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"I had a full English ruddy yummy and kept it down" That's good, Voddy! | |||
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"Good morning. ...is anyone cooking a breakfast? I could murder a full English
Don't keep talking about food! Eggs on toast for us today!
Now that would have done me....but I bet you had them posh quail's eggs eh "Of course! | |||
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Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces "I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me.... | |||
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"I had a full English ruddy yummy and kept it down Black pudding and a fried slice? Black pudding.....
Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
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Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then "Haha, how'd you guess? | |||
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"I had a full English ruddy yummy and kept it down Black pudding and a fried slice? Black pudding.....
Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess? "I would play hide the sausage with her | |||
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"I had a full English ruddy yummy and kept it down Black pudding and a fried slice? Black pudding.....
Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her"Dash...... | |||
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Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her"I seen yours the other day....more of a chipolata isn't it? | |||
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Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her
I seen yours the other day....more of a chipolata isn't it? "Not a saveloy then?.... | |||
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Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her
I seen yours the other day....more of a chipolata isn't it?
Not a saveloy then?.... "Oi oi...cut it out | |||
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Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her
I seen yours the other day....more of a chipolata isn't it?
Not a saveloy then?....
Oi oi...cut it out "Ooh! | |||
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Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her
I seen yours the other day....more of a chipolata isn't it?
Not a saveloy then?....
Oi oi...cut it out
Ooh! "Its big jumbo sausage,actually | |||
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"I had a full English ruddy yummy and kept it down Black pudding and a fried slice? Black pudding.....
Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her
I seen yours the other day....more of a chipolata isn't it?
Not a saveloy then?....
Oi oi...cut it out
Ooh!
Its big jumbo sausage,actually"Yeah I can still remember when wagon wheels were massive too | |||
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"I had a full English ruddy yummy and kept it down Black pudding and a fried slice? Black pudding.....
Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her
I seen yours the other day....more of a chipolata isn't it?
Not a saveloy then?....
Oi oi...cut it out
Ooh!
Its big jumbo sausage,actually"Mmmm.....love jumbo sausages.... | |||
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"I had a full English ruddy yummy and kept it down Black pudding and a fried slice? Black pudding.....
Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her
I seen yours the other day....more of a chipolata isn't it?
Not a saveloy then?....
Oi oi...cut it out
Ooh!
Its big jumbo sausage,actually
Yeah I can still remember when wagon wheels were massive too "Yeah, but, we had little hands then, so they seemed mahoosive!... | |||
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"I had a full English ruddy yummy and kept it down Black pudding and a fried slice? Black pudding.....
Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her
I seen yours the other day....more of a chipolata isn't it?
Not a saveloy then?....
Oi oi...cut it out
Ooh!
Its big jumbo sausage,actually
Yeah I can still remember when wagon wheels were massive too
Yeah, but, we had little hands then, so they seemed mahoosive!... "Methinks dash will be hoping your hands haven't grown too much | |||
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"I had a full English ruddy yummy and kept it down Black pudding and a fried slice? Black pudding.....
Fecking soft southerners....wouldn't know good food it smacked them on thier faces
I have a very sensitive stomach, Mistress, doesn't take much to make me....
I bet oral isn't on the menu for Mr _amiss often then
Haha, how'd you guess?
I would play hide the sausage with her
I seen yours the other day....more of a chipolata isn't it?
Not a saveloy then?....
Oi oi...cut it out
Ooh!
Its big jumbo sausage,actually
Yeah I can still remember when wagon wheels were massive too
Yeah, but, we had little hands then, so they seemed mahoosive!...
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"Can I just say something....
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"Can I just say something....
Yes I'm all ears
It's my birfday tomorrow....."Happy birthday for tomorrow
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"Can I just say something....
Yes I'm all ears
It's my birfday tomorrow.....
Happy birthday for tomorrow
And don't forget to lift your limits by a year "Thank you Mistress, yes must remember to do that, although it doesn't seem to make any difference | |||
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"Can I just say something....
Yes I'm all ears
It's my birfday tomorrow.....
Happy birthday for tomorrow
And don't forget to lift your limits by a year
Thank you Mistress, yes must remember to do that, although it doesn't seem to make any difference "Hey I like our profile pics _amiss....your in the window showing that lovely bum off and I'm the other side lapping it up | |||
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"Can I just say something....
Yes I'm all ears
It's my birfday tomorrow.....
Happy birthday for tomorrow
And don't forget to lift your limits by a year
Thank you Mistress, yes must remember to do that, although it doesn't seem to make any difference
Hey I like our profile pics _amiss....your in the window showing that lovely bum off and I'm the other side lapping it up "Haha! I do have a bit of a cheeky bum! | |||
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"Can I just say something....
Yes I'm all ears
It's my birfday tomorrow.....
Happy birthday for tomorrow
And don't forget to lift your limits by a year
Thank you Mistress, yes must remember to do that, although it doesn't seem to make any difference
Hey I like our profile pics _amiss....your in the window showing that lovely bum off and I'm the other side lapping it up
Haha! I do have a bit of a cheeky bum! "Hey its one of the best on here and I should know as they are my speciality | |||
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"Can I just say something....
Yes I'm all ears
It's my birfday tomorrow.....
Happy birthday for tomorrow
And don't forget to lift your limits by a year
Thank you Mistress, yes must remember to do that, although it doesn't seem to make any difference
Hey I like our profile pics _amiss....your in the window showing that lovely bum off and I'm the other side lapping it up
Haha! I do have a bit of a cheeky bum!
Hey its one of the best on here and I should know as they are my speciality "Haha! That's a great compliment then, thank you! xx | |||
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"Hey _oddys lost her voice...think she's had her fingers cutoff two "Oh dear, not good! Hope she's ok. | |||
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"Hey _oddys lost her voice...think she's had her fingers cutoff two "slept all way home after chucking up again | |||
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"Hey _oddys lost her voice...think she's had her fingers cutoff two slept all way home after chucking up again"Aw you poor thing chuck | |||
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"Got told off at work as I ignored the phone big boss came to see why ruddy cow didn't stop laughing when I opened gob and all she got was a squeak " Wanna piece of cheese | |||
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"Got told off at work as I ignored the phone big boss came to see why ruddy cow didn't stop laughing when I opened gob and all she got was a squeak " Haha! Sounds like you shouldn't be going to work | |||
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"Got told off at work as I ignored the phone big boss came to see why ruddy cow didn't stop laughing when I opened gob and all she got was a squeak Wanna piece of cheese "baked camembert with a raspberry coolie | |||
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"Got told off at work as I ignored the phone big boss came to see why ruddy cow didn't stop laughing when I opened gob and all she got was a squeak Wanna piece of cheese baked camembert with a raspberry coolie"No more cheese for me now... Back on the healthy eating | |||
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