FabSwingers.com forum: shit gift swap shop

By *izzy Rascall OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

As the heading suggests here is the opportunity for you to swap whatever 'shit' gift you have received - you ungrateful bastards.

I'll start things off with:

A mostly white, XL t shirt printed with a picture of it and the words 'James Bond Island Thailand' on it.

Picture the scene when that little flat bloke throws his hat around, it's from that part of the film.

In not to fussy, who wants it and what will you swap me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on to it, just awaiting His visit, I'm sure He's just being delayed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got big unicorn slippers. They're cute but I like bare feet!

I don't want your tshirt though, i'll wait and see what else comes up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks.

Actually, could I trade the giver of socks in as she gives me pointedly bollocks presents every bloody year.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Don't want to swap any of mine, but I have enough gin to share with everyone

Grab a glass folks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks.

Actually, could I trade the giver of socks in as she gives me pointedly bollocks presents every bloody year. "

I actually gratefully receive socks!

They get worn through in work boots pretty rapidly. Send them my way!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll swap a big box of dark chocolates.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I haven’t got any shit presents though if anyone has 30 quid to buy a Debenhams voucher (30 quid) off me that would be good - don’t really shop there, I could find some jeans or a top but rather have cash or amazon vouchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't want to swap any of mine, but I have enough gin to share with everyone

Grab a glass folks xx"

Swap you a gin for rum!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't want to swap any of mine, but I have enough gin to share with everyone

Grab a glass folks xx"

I'll share my food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering we promised not to do the Christmas thing this year I got fairly spoiled. However I do have loads of Slimming World illegal chocolates and Haribo to distribute amongst you all. My fat club probation officer will go mental if I snaffle it all. The booze is staying here though.

Actually I do have a set of dog leads and harnesses that my neighbour gifted me. Suitable for a Staffie sized dog. Not a small Patterdale sadly.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Don't want to swap any of mine, but I have enough gin to share with everyone

Grab a glass folks xx

I'll share my food

You never share food, not even sharing food lol xxx

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Don't want to swap any of mine, but I have enough gin to share with everyone

Grab a glass folks xx

Swap you a gin for rum!

Is it spiced rum?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't want to swap any of mine, but I have enough gin to share with everyone

Grab a glass folks xx

I'll share my food

You never share food, not even sharing food lol xxx"

It's Christmas

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By *izzy Rascall OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'll take a 'nivea' gents gift set of for Thailand T Shirt if anyone has one too many.

I'm quite posh you know so you can shove ya lynx up ya Christmas shitter. Has to be Nivea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want a mango bathbomb from the bodyshop?

Anyone?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I loved all my gifts, however I've just looked outside to discover my car has a flat tyre.. who wants that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven’t got any shit presents though if anyone has 30 quid to buy a Debenhams voucher (30 quid) off me that would be good - don’t really shop there, I could find some jeans or a top but rather have cash or amazon vouchers "

Why would anyone give you face value?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't want to swap any of mine, but I have enough gin to share with everyone

Grab a glass folks xx

Swap you a gin for rum!

Is it spiced rum? "

The Cap'ns best of course!

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By *izzy Rascall OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

I got an emergency sewing kit out of a cracker. I've still got some from last few years.

Willing to swap for one of those metal puzzle things as I don't have one of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a 'nivea' gents gift set of for Thailand T Shirt if anyone has one too many.

I'm quite posh you know so you can shove ya lynx up ya Christmas shitter. Has to be Nivea."

I got the hubby a Nivea set and I loved all my gifts so no swoppsies required xx

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By *lackitncoCouple
over a year ago

brownhills

JUST took my knickers off anyone gotta decent trade inbox me

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By *izzy Rascall OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"JUST took my knickers off anyone gotta decent trade inbox me"

My sprouts are re appearing so in your own interest it's a no from me

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

A shoe box size full of different whacky patterned socks... 10 pairs in total

I'll take anything.. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a gin if you are offering.

I present a Scottie Box tin full of shortbread. Please help yourselves

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By *lackitncoCouple
over a year ago

brownhills

"JUST took my knickers off anyone gotta decent trade inbox me

My sprouts are re appearing so in your own interest it's a no from me"

That’s ok

Your swap sucked anyway

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