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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Excuse me,

But has anyone seen Santa

He's late!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He has been to Leeds

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

He's been here

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

So where is he?

I bet he's somewhere in the midlands trying to navigate that blasted spaghetti junction

Has anybody else seen him

The piss head

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Hes been here

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"So where is he?

I bet he's somewhere in the midlands trying to navigate that blasted spaghetti junction

Has anybody else seen him

The piss head "

He’s not a piss head lol as he’s in charge of reindeer and a sleigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So where is he?

I bet he's somewhere in the midlands trying to navigate that blasted spaghetti junction

Has anybody else seen him

The piss head "

He got done for drink driving just by the M6

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"So where is he?

I bet he's somewhere in the midlands trying to navigate that blasted spaghetti junction

Has anybody else seen him

The piss head

He’s not a piss head lol as he’s in charge of reindeer and a sleigh "

So why isn't he here yet.

Blasted eating all the pies up north and washing it down with that mule wine

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"So where is he?

I bet he's somewhere in the midlands trying to navigate that blasted spaghetti junction

Has anybody else seen him

The piss head

He got done for drink driving just by the M6 "

And there's me lying down in the dark still waiting for him

The piss head

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

He's been here,but apparently I must have been bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep .. spoilt rotten and not complaining ... If he came back now I would even blow him for being so generous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's been here,but apparently I must have been bad "

He put his head round my door at 2am, laughed his head off and left

Who cares if I'm on the naughty list... I had fun getting there!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's been here, my living room floor is covered in soot. XXX

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"He's been here, my living room floor is covered in soot. XXX"

Spot and spunk are different colours

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I new we built the M25 ring road to keep out the northerners.

But not Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up and there isnt an attractive lady under my tree. FUCK SANTAAAAA!

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By *oppaMan
over a year ago

WALSALL

He is in fab swingers club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, nothing for me this year, gives me a good reason to stay in bed till I am too hungry to remain there.

Take care all x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

A Multi Agency task force stopped him once he entered UK Airspace.

Health & Safety have booked him for overloading regs and not having any Risk Assessments paperwork done for chimney climbing.

VOSA has done him for exceeding his permitted driving hours and without the appropriate HGV Licence.

Police have nicked him for Drink Driving.

Trading Standards are testing a lot of his toys on board.

Border Control are checking the sleigh in case of hidden illegals.

Social Services have booked him for not being DRS checked for going into children's bedrooms.

If we are lucky, we will see him in May.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A Multi Agency task force stopped him once he entered UK Airspace.

Health & Safety have booked him for overloading regs and not having any Risk Assessments paperwork done for chimney climbing.

VOSA has done him for exceeding his permitted driving hours and without the appropriate HGV Licence.

Police have nicked him for Drink Driving.

Trading Standards are testing a lot of his toys on board.

Border Control are checking the sleigh in case of hidden illegals.

Social Services have booked him for not being DRS checked for going into children's bedrooms.

If we are lucky, we will see him in May."

Oi mate!

You trying to ruin my Christmas or what

Anybody out there seen that d*unken barsteward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is playing with Mrs Santa in a club last night...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

He stopped off in Derbyshire, he did look a bit frazzled, muttering something about junctions & sherry

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Ive been PM, and they've said they've spotted the piss head in the Hertfordshire area.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

There is a Santa!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There is a Santa!!!!"

Does that mean you've been nice... or naughty?

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"There is a Santa!!!!

Does that mean you've been nice... or naughty?

"

Ive been wicked, but ive got tickets to see the mighty Spurs play the scum at Wembley

Happy days

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There is a Santa!!!!

Does that mean you've been nice... or naughty?

Ive been wicked, but ive got tickets to see the mighty Spurs play the scum at Wembley

Happy days "

I quite like your version of wicked.

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